Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

"I took this bottle of wine from a Song Dynasty tomb."

"There are no more than five bottles in this world."

"It can be said that if you drink one bottle, you will lose one bottle!"

"It's a pity that I don't know much about wine, so there is no difference in my eyes."

"Originally, I wanted to give it to our guide as a meeting gift."

"Unexpectedly, he was already gone." Although Su Mu spoke with a regretful tone.

But when he looked at the corpse on the ground, there was a hint of joking in his expression.

"That's all! I can only say that this good wine also needs to be found with the right person."

"Since I couldn't drink it while I was alive, I will sprinkle it in front of the corpse to show my comfort to the deceased!"

Saying this, Su Mu opened the wine bottle.

In an instant, a strange fragrance emanated from the wine bottle.

It filled the whole room.

Even Wu Jing and the others were shocked.

"Go ahead, this is really good wine. Just by smelling it, you can tell it's special!" said the four-character brother.

"Although I don't have much research on wine, I can still smell the attractive aroma."

"Su Mu, where did you get such good wine?" Lu Han asked.

"Didn't I say it, it comes from the Tomb of Song Dynasty!" Su Mu shook the bottle and said.

As he shook it, the aroma rushed out from the mouth of the bottle.

"Song, Song Tomb? Why did you go to Song Tomb? Could it be that before you..." The four-character brother seemed to have discovered some big secret.

His mouth opened instantly.

"Hey, hey, hey, now is not the time to discuss this!" Wu Jing hurriedly stopped.

"He's dead! How can you all be so calm!"

"Is it possible that after we visited the ancient tombs several times, we started to have such indifference to human life?"

"Have you all become so indifferent?" Wu Jing still couldn't accept this.

"Don't worry, I'm bringing some wine to pay homage to him."

"As mentioned in the guide provided by the program team, this Majila guide's biggest hobby in this life is wine!"

“It can be said that I love wine as much as my life!”

"It's a pity that we arrived a step too late and couldn't let him drink it while he was still alive."

"You can only drink it in the underworld!"

After saying this, Su Mu no longer hesitated and tilted the mouth of the bottle directly.

Literally pour this wine on the ground.

Everyone felt a little distressed when they saw this scene.

After all, this kind of thing cannot be copied, there are only a few copies.

Not a bottle is missing.

However, just when the drink was poured out, it was about to fall to the ground.

I saw the {corpse} on the ground suddenly jumped up.

He put his mouth under the wine bottle and caught all the wine!

"Ah! It's a fake corpse!"

"Help! Why can you fake a corpse even if it's not in an ancient tomb?"

"Where's the black donkey's hooves? There are rice dumplings and big rice dumplings!"

Seeing this {corpse} suddenly move, everyone was instantly frightened into a mess.

Running back and forth in the house, yelling!
However, Su Mu still maintained his original calmness.

At this moment, he had put back the bottle and looked at the original {corpse} with a cold smile on his face.

And equally calm was Yang Mi.

She looked at Su Mu, then at the man still chirping on the ground, and thought to herself. Sure enough, I guessed right! Su Mu had long seen that the other party was faking it!

"Does it taste good? Guide Majila." Su Mu said.

Nama Rila nodded with a satisfied expression.

"Good wine! Good wine!"

"Being able to drink such good wine in this life is worth dying for!"

It was just a mouthful, and Marila looked like she was drunk.

Su Mu slowly knelt down and looked into Majira's eyes.

Majila was shocked and her eyes dodge subconsciously.

"It seems like good wine can bring the dead back to life instantly!"

"Hey, young man, please don't embarrass me."

"It's not easy for me, old man. You were really ruthless in your attack. The blow you gave me just now still hurts!"

There was a begging smile on Majila's face.

But at this moment, no matter how stupid Wu Jing and the others were, they still heard the clues!

Was this person's co-author just now faking it?

He didn't really hang himself at all?

He was fooled by everyone?

The reason why Su Mu's reaction was so abnormal was because he could tell at a glance that this was a scam!

It can be said that at this moment, the hearts of several of them are turbulent!
While marveling at Su Mu's wisdom, he complained about his own stupidity, and at the same time he cursed the filth of Majila!
The facial expressions switch back and forth within a minute, which is extremely exciting!
At this moment, Su Mu was still staring at Majila motionless, and said with a hint of ridicule in his tone.

"Oh, you still know it hurts. You fell from such a high place and didn't make a sound."

"You have such a strong body, old man!"

Majila knew she was in the wrong, so she could only explain carefully.

"Young student, I don't want this either. I'm forced to have no choice."

"I'm telling you, you really can't go to this desert. If you go there, you'll die."

"Otherwise, why wouldn't I do this business that comes to my door? Don't you think so?"

"If you go, you will die. What do you mean?" Su Mu asked in a serious tone.

"You don't know that there have always been many terrifying legends in ancient Tongjing."

Having said this, Majila's expression gradually became serious.

"It is said that this place is the territory of the devil. Anyone who enters will be devoured by the devil."

"If you are ordinary tourists just hanging out on the edge and taking pictures, that's no problem."

"But your people have said that you want to go inside and find some kind of white desert."

"This is not about going to die!"

After listening to Majila's words, Su Mu thought for a while and said again.

"Have you ever been to the deepest part of the desert?"

Majila shook her head, "No, if I had gone, would I still be alive today?"

"We are in awe of the desert. We will never go to places we shouldn't go. Only those who don't know anything and think they can conquer the desert will enter rashly."

"Such people, without exception, are all dead!"

After saying this, Su Mu's eyes suddenly became colder.

Nama Rila was so frightened that she trembled and said hurriedly.

"Don't get me wrong, junior, I'm not talking about you!"

"You mean it doesn't matter to us." Su Mu said seriously.

"Because we are indeed going into this desert, but the only difference is that we will never die."

After saying that, Su Mu took the wine bottle and shook it in front of Majila a few times.

"As for whether you want to be our guide, you need to think about it yourself!" (End of Chapter)