Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

"Yes, if Ma Rila is missing, there is no way we will find Haizi."

"If we can't find the lake and there's no water, won't we all... die in this desert?"

Lu Han said in panic.

"Everyone calm down." Su Mu said calmly at this moment.

"Don't worry, even if Ma Rila is not here, I can definitely take you out." Su Mu said.

"Su Mu, can you find Haizi too?" Smart Yang Mi realized something instantly.

He asked tentatively.

Su Mu nodded.

"That's right, although I don't have as much experience in the desert as Marila."

"But have you forgotten? My intuition is very sharp."

"I can find the direction of the sea based on my intuition."

After hearing what Su Mu said, everyone finally felt relieved.

"That's great, thanks to you, Su Mu. I thought we were all going to die in this desert." Lu Han breathed a sigh of relief.

“In fact, there is no need to be so pessimistic.”

"Let's take a step back and say that even if we can't find Haizi for the time being."

"But I believe that the production team has definitely rescued us."

"As long as we can hold on, they will definitely find us." Su Mu said.

After hearing Su Mu's words, the other people shook their heads hesitantly.

"To be honest, Su Mu, compared to trusting the rescue of the program team, we are more willing to trust you."

"I would rather put my life in your hands!" Lu Han said.

Zhao Jinmai also nodded vigorously.

"That's right, it's not that we don't trust the production team."

"It's just that everything we encountered was too weird, including this desert."

"Now our watches can't locate us, so I don't believe the rescue team can find us before we die of thirst and lack of water."

"I'd rather trust your brother Su Mu."

Although the other few people did not make a clear statement.

But judging from his expression, he had the same idea as Lu Han and Zhao Jinmai.

After all, the person who had been through thick and thin with them was Su Mu.

It was Su Mu who saved them from danger time and time again and pulled them out of the gates of hell!
Therefore, they would rather put their lives in Su Mu's hands.

They are also more willing to believe that only Su Mu can lead them out of this death desert alive.

"Okay, since everyone trusts me, then for the rest of the journey, just follow my instructions."

"I will definitely keep my promise and lead everyone out of here." Su Mu said solemnly.

"Cough...cough cough."

Just at this moment, a cough came from under their feet.

It’s Wu Jing!
"Brother Jing is awake!" Lu Han rushed over in surprise.

The four-character brother next to him also opened his eyes slightly and woke up.

Both of them looked confused at the moment, and they slowly sat up with help.

"What...Pfft, bah!" Wu Jing was about to speak.

I found that my mouth was full of sand.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the sand went into his throat, choking him!

"Brother Jing, here is some water, rinse your mouth quickly!" Lu Han said as he took the water that Su Mu left for them.

As soon as he saw the water, Wu Jing's eyes lit up.

"Regret... regret?"

"Ah?" Lu Han was confused.

"Brother Jing, what's wrong with you?"

"Is your brain damaged by lack of oxygen? Why is it talking nonsense?"

After saying that, he looked at Su Mu for help.

"Su Mu, look at Brother Jing, is he stupid?"

"What do you mean by regret? He regrets coming to the desert?"

While Lu Han was talking, Wu Jing was anxious to grab the water bottle.

As a result, Lu Han thought he was stupid and his hands and feet were waving around uncontrollably.

So, I pushed him down several times.

Under normal circumstances, Lu Han would be no match for Wu Jing in terms of physical strength.

He must have been subdued by Wu Jing.

It’s a pity that Wu Jing had just woken up from coma.

I am still very weak.

So, no matter how many times he tried, he failed to snatch Lu Han away.

He was so anxious at the moment that he kept whining.

Looking at it this way, he looks more like a fool!

Su Mu saw all of this and naturally understood what was going on.

He sighed helplessly and said.

"Brother Jing is not stupid, he is just too thirsty."

"He didn't say regret, he said water."

"It's just that there's sand in my mouth, so my pronunciation is not standard."

"Ah? So that's how it is?" Lu Han suddenly realized.

"Hurry up and apologize to your brother Jing, otherwise he will really go crazy from thirst." Su Mu said half-jokingly.

“Oh, yes, yes.” Lu Han hurriedly handed over the water bottle.

Wu Jing snatched the water bottle, opened the lid and started pouring the water.

"Brother Jing, don't worry. Use this water to rinse your mouth first and get the sand out of your mouth..."

Lu Han hadn’t finished speaking yet.

Wu Jing gulped down all the water.

After drinking it, he wiped his mouth with a satisfied look on his face.

Looking at Lu Han, his speech became clearer now.

"What? Rinse it out? Are you crazy?"

"Do you know how precious this water is now, and how important it is to us?"

"You actually told me to spit it out! This is simply going against the will of Heaven and is extremely treasonous!"

Lu Han: "..."

"No, there's no sand in your mouth?"

"Yes? All of them!" Wu said in surprise.

"So, you just swallowed all that sand?"

Wu Jing nodded.

"Yeah, it just makes my throat a little strained!"

Everyone was speechless in an instant!

Wu Jing's train of thought is always different from everyone else's.

He actually drank all the water mixed with sand!

……

"Hahaha, you are worthy of being Brother Jing. He just woke up and brought us new laughs."

"I'm wondering if Brother Jing has a KPI for being funny. Otherwise, why is he so eager to be funny every time?"

"Brother Jing, you think too simply. This is not a matter of tightening your throat. You drank the sand, but you still have to get it out!"

"Oh my god, the guy upstairs is really talented. I wouldn't have thought of this if you hadn't told me. It's even funnier now that I think about it, hahaha!"

"How come this thing is the same as chili pepper? It's really unreasonable. It's burning both ends!"

“Tsk tsk tsk, I wonder if Brother Jing is a young man with hemorrhoids. If so, he’s going to suffer!”

"Let me digress. I feel so touched that everyone trusts Su Mu so much. Su Mu also feels really safe. He actually found Haizi."

"Yes, Su Mu always brings us surprises!" (End of this chapter)