Entertaining Tomb Raider: Play Porky Bottle, Teammate Yang Mi

Wu Jing started to complain wildly while spitting.

After vomiting for a long time, he finally reacted and looked up at other people.

Everyone looked calm at this moment.

It seems that I don't feel any discomfort with this sheep dung.

No, it’s not that I can’t adapt!

It’s because they didn’t eat it like me!

"You, you all know that this is sheep dung?" Wu said in surprise.

Several people nodded.

"So, you all know that this water is not drinkable, but you didn't tell me. Are you waiting to see me make a fool of myself?!"

After saying that, Wu Jing scratched his head again.

"That's not right, I just saw Brother Si Zi drink it too!"

At this point, the four-character brother finally couldn't help it and complained.

"Brother Jing, can you please have some common sense?"

"This water is indeed drinkable. The sheep dung in it was put there intentionally."

"Did you do it on purpose? Why?" Wu stared in shock with an innocent look on his face.

"Because we haven't had water for a long time, it's inevitable that we will drink the water without restraint when we get it."

"But this way, it's easy to explode your lungs."

"So, in order to make us drink more slowly, they put sheep dung in it."

"So, in order to avoid swallowing the sheep dung balls, we can only drink the water slowly to avoid exploding lungs."

After listening to the explanation of his four-character brother, Wu Jing was completely stunned.

He had never imagined that there were so many different opinions on this.

"So... you all know this common sense, and I'm the only one who doesn't know?" Wu said in disbelief.

"Yes, otherwise why is it called common sense!" Lu Han said bluntly.

Wu Jing was completely depressed.

Before, he could blame Su Rige and his teammates for this.

Now it seems that he can't blame anyone but himself for having no common sense!

For Zhao Jinmai, this is her first time participating in a show and her first adventure.

Everyone knows this common sense.

Only Wu Jing didn't know!

This is simply a great shame and humiliation!

The audience was very happy to see Wu Jing's tearful look.

"Hahaha, Brother Jing, ah Brother Jing, you've capsized in the gutter again."

"It shouldn't be like this. Brother Jing has a lot of experience in field operations, how could he not know this?"

"That's normal. After all, everyone has blind spots in knowledge. Maybe Brother Jing hasn't done any training related to desert survival before."

"Brother Jing looks so pitiful and funny, hahaha!"

"It's okay, Brother Jing. As we all know, sheep eat grass, so their feces shouldn't be that dirty, haha!"

"To be honest, seeing how Brother Jing was chewing it with such relish, I became curious about what the sheep dung tasted like."

"The one upstairs is easy to deal with. I have hundreds of sheep at home. Come here, and there will be plenty of sheep manure!"

"To be honest, I didn't know this common sense before, but now I know it. I can really learn a lot from watching this show!"

"Si Zi, Lu Han, tell me the truth, did you two deliberately not tell Brother Jing? Haha!"

"Of course they will. They won't miss any opportunity to make fun of Brother Jing!"

……

Everyone held the water jar filled with sheep dung balls, slowly drank some water, and felt much better.

While drinking, Su Mu was also observing the water carefully.

We need to see if Suruge and Garu have done anything wrong.

He remembered that they put parasites in the water.

Once drunk, the worms will enter the human stomach and swell when they come into contact with water.

Then, it bites through the intestines. The whole process will be very painful!

Now that he knew about this, he was determined not to let anyone get involved.

Otherwise, it would be too dangerous.

Fortunately, their water tanks have not been tampered with so far.

But one thing is certain, that is, they are also interested in Gutongjing.

The purpose of hiding here is to explore the secrets of Gutongjing.

The fact that Su Mu and his companions were going to explore Gutongjing was already an open secret.

There's no way they didn't know.

Therefore, it is probably only a matter of time before we take action against them, so we must always be careful.

At this moment, the aroma of food could be smelled from the back.

Surigao and Garu are cooking.

If I want to go to the cellar to check on Marilla's situation, now is the best time.

So Su Mu stood up directly.

"I'm going out for a while."

"Brother Jing, let's go together!"

Wu Jing's jar of water was almost empty, but he didn't feel full at all.

I'm about to have another drink.

When he heard Su Mu's invitation to go to the bathroom together, he shook his head decisively.

"I'm not going. I don't have any pee."

"I'm so thirsty. I finally drank some water, but why do you want to excrete it so quickly? What a waste!" He also didn't forget to complain about Su Mu.

"Tsk, Brother Jing!" Yang Mi looked at Wu Jing seriously.

"Sorry, sorry, I forgot there were female comrades here, and I was a little careless when I spoke!" Wu Jing said with a laugh.

At this moment, Su Mu's powerful hands pressed on Wu Jing's shoulders.

"You want to go." Su Mu said without allowing any refusal.

"No...Su Mu, you are becoming more and more domineering, aren't you!"

"Now I have the freedom to go to the toilet..."

As he spoke, he looked up at Su Mu, only to see Su Mu blinking at him slightly.

Wu Jing was stunned at first, then he reacted.

"All of a sudden, I do feel like going to the bathroom."

"That's great, I'll go with you!" Wu Jing changed his tone.

After saying that, he stood up and walked outside with Su Mu.

After they walked out of the house and came outside.

Wu Jing looked around hurriedly, then whispered in Su Mu's ear.

"Su Mu, how was it? My performance just now was very natural, right?"

"I'm telling you, I reacted really fast. As soon as I saw you blink, I knew you wanted to talk to me alone!"

Su Mu: "..."

A normal, smart person should have understood it when I first proposed it.

Judging from your performance just now, it’s a good thing that Su Rige and the others were not present.

Otherwise, they would have discovered something fishy between us long ago.

However, he did not tell Wu Jing about all this as he had to deal with the more important things at hand.

"Su Mu, what happened? Is there a traitor among us?"

"Traitor?" Su Mu was puzzled. "Why do you say that?"

"You just winked at me like that, wasn't it just to avoid others?"

"So I think there might be a problem within our organization, which is why you gave me this code!" Wu Jing said.

"Brother Jing, your train of thought is really... unique!" (End of this chapter)