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Chapter 165 Girlfriend?I'll give you two collar stamps
Chapter 165 Girlfriend?I'll bring you back two
"That's not the case, or you can't do it! If you can, then Jiang Xue can leave? Our family is doing well now, and every family will give you some money, saying that you can get married in college, and if you can't, get married! You can still let her go Huh? It’s not that I’m an old aunt, you have to be a little bit bloody to be a man, and you’ll be out of luck!”
The male duck voice unique to Xu's old daughter was particularly impatient when she spoke. Wang Jue looked at Ji Donglai, and the other two cousins also frowned at this time.
For those who celebrate the New Year, it is obviously not the case to see the old people pick things up, and it is hard for young people to say anything.
Ji Heng was chatting with another girl, and he heard it at this time, and his eyes began to look bad.
Ning Caiyun was very worried that Ji Donglai would have a bad temper, and that the New Year's Eve would make the whole family unhappy, so she kept winking at Ji Donglai, Ji Donglai flattened her mouth, feeling very unhappy in her heart, and rolled her eyes .
"Oh my god, is she studded with diamonds? Wearing gold and silver is worthy of my serving her? My own mother and grandparents are not so sad to serve her? Besides, how good is she? If foreigners like her, it proves that she is good." Terrible? Not necessarily! Panjiayuan, foreigners only buy Chinese urinals!"
"I have to snatch my feelings from the foreigner, and then take them home and use them as rice cookers? A urinal is always a urinal, even if it is inlaid with gold!"
Ji Donglai's mouth has always been the kind of unforgiving, today this matter is talking about it, but anyone can hear the irony in the words.
Several cousins and aunts couldn't help laughing, especially Wang Jue who pointed at Ji Donglai and cursed.
"Jiang Xue heard you say that she is a urinal, so she didn't fight for you, cluck, your mouth is really bad! I can't eat later, I will find it wrong with you... By the way, Donglai lost just now, we Eat KFC later, come here for your treat!"
Seeing that Jizhong was obviously targeting Ji Donglai, Wang Jue pushed the mahjong directly, and several cousins responded immediately, especially after eating a meal or two of KFC, they were all eager to try at this time.
"Laughing, I lost a total of two yuan, good guy, half a child eats me to death..."
Pushed out of the door by Wang Jue and the others, Ji Donglai started the car, and a group of half-children no longer interfered with the old man's affairs. There was no target to attack during the season in the house. At this moment, I was depressed and wanted to say something, but Ji Heng said something. Leave it there.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, KFC was only partially open. Ji Donglai drove for a long time before finding a place, and rushed in with a group of young and old.
KFC is still fashionable these days, many people have the same idea as Ji Donglai and his cousins, especially young people with children, they struggled to find a table.
"Forgot, my company has a bunch of coupons, you are occupying this place now, I'll be right back!"
Ji Donglai suddenly remembered that someone gave him a lot of coupons last time, and hurried back to the company. When he came back, a group of people had already eaten them.
"I'll go, why don't you say wait for me?"
Looking at the coupon in his hand, Ji Donglai rolled his eyes.
"Your classmate bought the bill, and you don't want to spend money, that's it!"
In front of Wang Jue was fried chicken and hamburgers, and he pointed to the table in the distance. Ji Donglai simply put the coupons on the table, and his cousins divided them up in minutes.
"Hello... yo, Hu Lijuan? You've had plastic surgery, I'll fuck you!"
Ji Donglai only looked at the other person's side face, but Hu Lijuan turned her head when she greeted her, and Ji Donglai opened her mouth wide open.At this time, Hu Lijuan's big pancake face has become smaller, and her figure has become slimmer.
The hair is straightened, the skin is whiter, and the eyelashes look much longer.
"Can you talk? Eat KFC and eat it, have a coupon? Give me some!"
Looking at Ji Donglai's performance, Hu Lijuan was not surprised at all, she patted the seat next to her, and Ji Donglai sat down.
Opposite Hu Lijuan is also a beautiful woman, the difference is that she is a typical southern girl with a petite figure, and when she looks at people, she has the unique eyes of a southern girl, not as bold and straightforward as Hu Lijuan.
"There's just some left over, so I'll give it to you! I thought you wouldn't come back for the Chinese New Year, and we would have gone to play with you if I knew it. How did you become like this this year? Is it easy to grow those flesh all over your body? You are so do not cherish……"
Facing Hu Lijuan, Ji Donglai was still the little brother who didn't know what to say, and the girl opposite didn't feel anything at first.
But hearing Ji Donglai's pure northern accent, and listening to what Ji Donglai said about Hu Lijuan, he couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing.
"Can you talk? This girl is born beautiful like this. In the past, she just didn't have time to exercise. Do you understand? You like fat people when you are in love. I wish you will find a wife of two hundred catties in the future..."
"That's after being pregnant with quintuplets!"
"Pie face!"
"All pregnant women will be like this, it's okay, and you will be the same when the time comes..."
"Quack quack..."
Hu Lijuan's classmate Yang Xue finally couldn't bear it any longer and lay down on the table almost laughing, Ji Donglai and Hu Lijuan stopped bullying each other.
"Is your relative over there? Is this a party?"
Hu Lijuan gave a brief introduction to Ji Donglai and Yang Xue, and then pointed to Wang Jue's group.
"Yeah, my family reunion, Miss Yang Xue, have you ever participated in a family reunion in the north? Let me show you, I have a lot of family members, my grandfather has six children, and I brought out the younger ones! There is still a group at home Old man, let's go!"
Seeing that Hu Lijuan had finally transformed, Ji Donglai hurriedly extended an invitation to the two.
Yang Xue is an authentic southerner, full of curiosity about everything in the north. Hu Lijuan was wrapped up by Ji Donglai, and together with Wang Jue and a group of young people, she returned to Ji Donglai's home two hours later.
At this time, it happened to be meal time, and the meals at home were served on the table.
"Hey, all of you belong to Liu Bei? After dinner, you came back, and you couldn't find any of you when you were working...Who are these two?"
Ji Donglai's aunt looked at the group of children who entered the house in great strength and power, and began to taunt a few children, urging everyone to come in to warm up. When she accidentally saw Yang Xue and Hu Lijuan, her eyes did not feel bright. Donglai came in side by side.
"This is Hu Lijuan, Donglai's classmate, and that is Hu Lijuan's classmate, Yang Xue. We just met at KFC. Auntie, your Donglai classmate is here!"
Drinks were being served on the table, so Wang Jue hurried over to help.
When Ning Caiyun heard that classmate Ji Donglai was coming, she immediately came out to greet her. Looking at Hu Lijuan and Yang Xue, her face immediately beamed with joy.Just now Ji Donglai was run over by Ji Zhong, and now he brought back two beauties immediately, what is this called?Realistic slap.
"Quick, sit down with the child, this child really looks like that little Hu..."
"What is resemblance? This is Hu Lijuan! I said she is a goblin, she can change..."
"Screw you!"
(End of this chapter)
"That's not the case, or you can't do it! If you can, then Jiang Xue can leave? Our family is doing well now, and every family will give you some money, saying that you can get married in college, and if you can't, get married! You can still let her go Huh? It’s not that I’m an old aunt, you have to be a little bit bloody to be a man, and you’ll be out of luck!”
The male duck voice unique to Xu's old daughter was particularly impatient when she spoke. Wang Jue looked at Ji Donglai, and the other two cousins also frowned at this time.
For those who celebrate the New Year, it is obviously not the case to see the old people pick things up, and it is hard for young people to say anything.
Ji Heng was chatting with another girl, and he heard it at this time, and his eyes began to look bad.
Ning Caiyun was very worried that Ji Donglai would have a bad temper, and that the New Year's Eve would make the whole family unhappy, so she kept winking at Ji Donglai, Ji Donglai flattened her mouth, feeling very unhappy in her heart, and rolled her eyes .
"Oh my god, is she studded with diamonds? Wearing gold and silver is worthy of my serving her? My own mother and grandparents are not so sad to serve her? Besides, how good is she? If foreigners like her, it proves that she is good." Terrible? Not necessarily! Panjiayuan, foreigners only buy Chinese urinals!"
"I have to snatch my feelings from the foreigner, and then take them home and use them as rice cookers? A urinal is always a urinal, even if it is inlaid with gold!"
Ji Donglai's mouth has always been the kind of unforgiving, today this matter is talking about it, but anyone can hear the irony in the words.
Several cousins and aunts couldn't help laughing, especially Wang Jue who pointed at Ji Donglai and cursed.
"Jiang Xue heard you say that she is a urinal, so she didn't fight for you, cluck, your mouth is really bad! I can't eat later, I will find it wrong with you... By the way, Donglai lost just now, we Eat KFC later, come here for your treat!"
Seeing that Jizhong was obviously targeting Ji Donglai, Wang Jue pushed the mahjong directly, and several cousins responded immediately, especially after eating a meal or two of KFC, they were all eager to try at this time.
"Laughing, I lost a total of two yuan, good guy, half a child eats me to death..."
Pushed out of the door by Wang Jue and the others, Ji Donglai started the car, and a group of half-children no longer interfered with the old man's affairs. There was no target to attack during the season in the house. At this moment, I was depressed and wanted to say something, but Ji Heng said something. Leave it there.
On the first day of the Lunar New Year, KFC was only partially open. Ji Donglai drove for a long time before finding a place, and rushed in with a group of young and old.
KFC is still fashionable these days, many people have the same idea as Ji Donglai and his cousins, especially young people with children, they struggled to find a table.
"Forgot, my company has a bunch of coupons, you are occupying this place now, I'll be right back!"
Ji Donglai suddenly remembered that someone gave him a lot of coupons last time, and hurried back to the company. When he came back, a group of people had already eaten them.
"I'll go, why don't you say wait for me?"
Looking at the coupon in his hand, Ji Donglai rolled his eyes.
"Your classmate bought the bill, and you don't want to spend money, that's it!"
In front of Wang Jue was fried chicken and hamburgers, and he pointed to the table in the distance. Ji Donglai simply put the coupons on the table, and his cousins divided them up in minutes.
"Hello... yo, Hu Lijuan? You've had plastic surgery, I'll fuck you!"
Ji Donglai only looked at the other person's side face, but Hu Lijuan turned her head when she greeted her, and Ji Donglai opened her mouth wide open.At this time, Hu Lijuan's big pancake face has become smaller, and her figure has become slimmer.
The hair is straightened, the skin is whiter, and the eyelashes look much longer.
"Can you talk? Eat KFC and eat it, have a coupon? Give me some!"
Looking at Ji Donglai's performance, Hu Lijuan was not surprised at all, she patted the seat next to her, and Ji Donglai sat down.
Opposite Hu Lijuan is also a beautiful woman, the difference is that she is a typical southern girl with a petite figure, and when she looks at people, she has the unique eyes of a southern girl, not as bold and straightforward as Hu Lijuan.
"There's just some left over, so I'll give it to you! I thought you wouldn't come back for the Chinese New Year, and we would have gone to play with you if I knew it. How did you become like this this year? Is it easy to grow those flesh all over your body? You are so do not cherish……"
Facing Hu Lijuan, Ji Donglai was still the little brother who didn't know what to say, and the girl opposite didn't feel anything at first.
But hearing Ji Donglai's pure northern accent, and listening to what Ji Donglai said about Hu Lijuan, he couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing.
"Can you talk? This girl is born beautiful like this. In the past, she just didn't have time to exercise. Do you understand? You like fat people when you are in love. I wish you will find a wife of two hundred catties in the future..."
"That's after being pregnant with quintuplets!"
"Pie face!"
"All pregnant women will be like this, it's okay, and you will be the same when the time comes..."
"Quack quack..."
Hu Lijuan's classmate Yang Xue finally couldn't bear it any longer and lay down on the table almost laughing, Ji Donglai and Hu Lijuan stopped bullying each other.
"Is your relative over there? Is this a party?"
Hu Lijuan gave a brief introduction to Ji Donglai and Yang Xue, and then pointed to Wang Jue's group.
"Yeah, my family reunion, Miss Yang Xue, have you ever participated in a family reunion in the north? Let me show you, I have a lot of family members, my grandfather has six children, and I brought out the younger ones! There is still a group at home Old man, let's go!"
Seeing that Hu Lijuan had finally transformed, Ji Donglai hurriedly extended an invitation to the two.
Yang Xue is an authentic southerner, full of curiosity about everything in the north. Hu Lijuan was wrapped up by Ji Donglai, and together with Wang Jue and a group of young people, she returned to Ji Donglai's home two hours later.
At this time, it happened to be meal time, and the meals at home were served on the table.
"Hey, all of you belong to Liu Bei? After dinner, you came back, and you couldn't find any of you when you were working...Who are these two?"
Ji Donglai's aunt looked at the group of children who entered the house in great strength and power, and began to taunt a few children, urging everyone to come in to warm up. When she accidentally saw Yang Xue and Hu Lijuan, her eyes did not feel bright. Donglai came in side by side.
"This is Hu Lijuan, Donglai's classmate, and that is Hu Lijuan's classmate, Yang Xue. We just met at KFC. Auntie, your Donglai classmate is here!"
Drinks were being served on the table, so Wang Jue hurried over to help.
When Ning Caiyun heard that classmate Ji Donglai was coming, she immediately came out to greet her. Looking at Hu Lijuan and Yang Xue, her face immediately beamed with joy.Just now Ji Donglai was run over by Ji Zhong, and now he brought back two beauties immediately, what is this called?Realistic slap.
"Quick, sit down with the child, this child really looks like that little Hu..."
"What is resemblance? This is Hu Lijuan! I said she is a goblin, she can change..."
"Screw you!"
(End of this chapter)
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