The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 110 Husband, Come! (Please collect and ask for a monthly ticket recommendation ticket)

The gun-headed man, who looked like a black goose egg, stopped the car after filling up the gas, opened the door, and when he was dressed like winter, Wang Biao, who was like a tattered old man running around all over the village, stretched out his hand.

She reached out and patted him vigorously on the back of the shoulder.

"Hi, Brother Biao."

Wang Biao was taken aback when he was photographed, and almost threw his phone out, "He, fuck it, it's you."

"I said hello as long as you said hello. Why are you using so much energy? The phone almost made you slap out."

Li Kunpeng's face froze, and then he chuckled lightly and said, "Hey, how strong is it? What's the matter, brother Biao is rich now, is shoulder patting taboo?"

Wang Biao moved his shoulders, fortunately he was wearing a military overcoat, otherwise the slap just now would have made finger prints.

"Li Kunpeng, you and I are both old foxes, so don't talk about Liaozhai with me. We know what kind of relationship we have. You, if you have nothing to do, don't be so hypocritical with me. Hurry up and go .”

Li Kunpeng said with a fake smile: "Brother Biao, I didn't expect you to hold a grudge. You are a person who is running around. Let him go about the past. Aren't you cheering for my partner? Can I say hi if I see you?"

As he said that, he turned his head and shouted at the woman in the car: "Fuck, don't sit still, we are all acquaintances, come over to say hello, what are you trying to do?"

Wang Biao was stupefied and stretched his neck to look over.

acquaintance?who?classmate?Who did this guy hook up with?Did she hook up with Jia Liying again?

The woman had no choice but to open the door and get out of the car and walked over, with a look of disgust, as if she was a little grateful, and said: "Long time no see, are you lying around here?"

Lie alive?

Fuck, does this call me a plumber or a sewer.

Who is this little girl?So familiar?

Wang Biao asked suspiciously, "Long time no see? Are you? Why can't I remember?"

"Brother Biao is really a noble person who forgets things. Didn't Xiaochun once introduce you to a date? My wife thinks that you have no job in the countryside, so she didn't do it. Have you forgotten?" Li Kunpeng said, putting his arms around the woman's shoulders, Kissed her cheek.

Only then did Wang Biao suddenly remember that it was the first person Su Chun introduced to him.

understood!

Everything was explained clearly, why Li Kunpeng came to greet him, it turned out that he came here on purpose to embarrass him.

He glanced at the woman who had disliked him at the beginning, "Who is that? I'm not here to work, I'm here to cheer. Have you seen that three donkeys?"

"Three donkeys? What are you doing with that?" The woman was puzzled.

Li Kunpeng looked curiously.

There are only one, two or three donkeys in the gas station, pulling a large plastic square bucket. At this time, the bucket has just been filled and the oil gun has just been pulled out.

"That's yours?"

Wang Biao smiled faintly, looked at the woman and said, "This is a thousand-liter barrel. Now, I consume two or three barrels every day. The car you're in can barely consume half a month's worth of fuel for me."

The woman's face was cloudy, and Li Kunpeng's face turned darker.

With a dark face, he said angrily, "You pretend to be me."

"Li Kunpeng, my brother is now paying tens of thousands of dollars for postage every day. What else do you have to play with me? What else do you have to be proud of? What capital do you have to play tricks in front of me? Really, after so many years, you Don't you feel bored? Is it interesting? Making me look ugly can make you grow a piece of meat? Don't you suffer from high school fights? It's been almost 20 years, and you and I are almost [-] years old. top cow?"

When Wang Biao said this, he sighed, reached out and patted Li Kunpeng's shoulder, "If you have that energy, think about making some money, brother, if you can't be a good classmate, then be a stranger!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left in a chic manner, leaving behind two people with uncertain expressions.

Oye!
Cool, so fucking cool!

No wonder so many people like to pretend to be an X. The feeling of pretending to be a fork is really cool. I have lived in vain for more than 30 years. Why do I have to be humble?Wronging myself to suffer from so many smoky suffocations.

He just tolerated the usual little things, and even provoked him with a woman!
Cao, if he endured this, would he still be a man?
Watching the three donkey carts drive away from the gas station, the woman glared at Li Kunpeng, "Did you dislike it? This time is good, I didn't hit the fox and caused a commotion."

Li Kunpeng's face was covered with a layer of greenness in an instant, "I'm pretending to be B with me? I'll let you pretend."

"What are you still talking about, get in the car."

"What are you busy with?" Li Kunpeng picked up his mobile phone and dialed the report number of the traffic brigade, "Hello, traffic police brigade."

"Here it is, what can I do for you?"

"Yes, I will report that someone is transporting dangerous goods along Jiangdong Road in the East Ring Road of Jiangbei to the New District. Come quickly, it's too dangerous."

"May I ask what kind of dangerous goods the other party is transporting?"

Li Kunpeng rolled his eyes, "Gasoline is pulled by a plastic bucket or a three-wheeled motorcycle. There are no safety measures at all. Do you think it is dangerous?"

"Okay, let's send people over here, thank you for your report!"

"This is what a good citizen should do!"

Wang Biao rode a three-wheeled motorcycle, leaning on the far right, and drove towards the suburbs at a constant speed of thirty to forty miles. He watched the three roads and listened to all directions. See the road conditions behind you through the reversing environment.

He could only raise his ears to listen carefully to the movement behind him.

Suddenly, a police car came up from the left, stretched out a hand from the passenger window, and gestured at him.

"Hey, the motorcyclist pulls over."

Wang Biao panicked, "Fuck, why did I meet the traffic police, this, this... But I didn't bring a motorcycle driver's book or something, so why should my motorcycle be impounded?"

With a flick of his wrist, he instinctively wanted to turn the accelerator to the end, and he ran away, but then he gave up. In Douyin, there are all kinds of stupid things that two idiots can do in Kuai. Said, either punching cards, playing tricks, or even taking a knife, a problem that can be solved with a fine and a deduction of points, has to be squatted in a cell for a few months or a few years.

I can't do this kind of thing that can only be done by a lack of heart and stupidity!

Wang Biao slowly pumped up the fuel, tapped the brakes lightly, stopped on the side of the road, and put on the handbrake.Two uniformed policemen came towards him one from the left and the other from the right. He took a deep breath to calm his flustered heart.

The brain is running fast, thinking about strategies quickly.

Well, be humble and obedient, and try to win sympathy. In this world, caring and kind-hearted public servants still account for the vast majority!

"Hello, Comrade Police, what's the matter? My car's turn signals are fine."

A policeman came to the car, looked at the oil drum, and said, "What's the matter? Don't you think it's dangerous to pull so much gasoline on a motorcycle?
"You have constituted dangerous driving, we have to take your car away."

gasoline?Dangerous driving?
Where does this follow.

Looking at the policeman who was about to issue a bill, Wang Biao stepped forward a few steps, "Don't, don't, comrade policeman, this is diesel oil, not gasoline."

The chubby young policeman asked, "Diesel? We received a report that you were pulling gasoline."

Wang Biao was taken aback, report?Ah, good you Li Kunpeng, you are playing tricks on me, you are waiting.

I scolded the [-]th generation of my ancestors in my heart, but said: "It's diesel oil. Comrade police made a mistake. It's diesel oil. If you don't believe me, I'll open the lid and let you smell it."

"Diesel?" Another policeman sniffed his nose, "It really smells like diesel, but it's dangerous for you to drive a big barrel of diesel in this car, and you don't know that there are regulations in the country, and you must pay attention to the sale and transportation of dangerous goods." Special vehicles must also have qualifications, you have already violated the relevant regulations."

"Comrade policeman, this is my own household. To tell you the truth, I'm also scared, but there's nothing I can do about it." Wang Biao put on the face and tone of a person living in hardship.

When the more shady policeman heard this, he was reluctant, "Use it yourself? You use so much? I think you are just selling oil. Show me your ID."

When Wang Biao heard it, it was ruined, but it couldn't be like this, and had to be rescued again.

"I really use it for myself. I am a cooperative. My family has six high-powered tractors and three harvesters. Now I work every day, and I have to consume [-] to [-] liters of varnish. I really have no choice but to buy such a big one." Oil barrels, the two comrades help out." Wang Biao begged.

"Cooperative?" The black-faced policeman looked at Wang Biao questioningly, "Where is it?"

"Wangjiatun Manman Dawang Farm, Hongqi Village, Dahua Town." Wang Biao hurriedly said.

"King Manman? Why did you still have such a name?" The policeman didn't believe it.

Wang Biao chuckled, "I married her under my daughter-in-law's nickname."

"I didn't see that you really love your wife. I remember you Dahua has two gas stations. Why do you still go to the street to refuel?"

"Hey, don't mention it, those two companies are too vicious. The diesel and gasoline they bought originally came from small workshops. They also added water to the oil, which hurt the car very much. There is no other way, so I went to PetroChina in our city to refuel. Now Farming is so difficult, food is worthless, if you say to add oil, and then my farm machinery will be damaged, this is not a crime, you two can help, help the poor, and support our poor farmers."

Wang Biao clasped his palms together, his resentful little eyes were full of desire to survive.

The fat policeman was amused, "You can talk, okay, it's not easy for farmers to farm, so let's do it this time. By the way, I will buy a cart in the future. You three donkeys have poor eyesight, don't you?" Safety."

"Yeah, I will definitely buy it when I'm rich in the future. Not only is it unsafe, but it's also cold. It hurts my face."

"How about this, there are quite a lot of cars at the intersection before the expressway exit, and there are no traffic lights yet, so you follow behind our car."

"Thank you so much. I really appreciate you two. Every time I go to that intersection, I have to stand up and wait around in fear. It's too difficult."

Shen Na looked at the bills, accounts and other things in her hand with an uncertain expression.

Although she didn't use a computer to calculate, she also knew that the value of Wang Biao's newly purchased harvesters, tractors and other agricultural machinery far exceeded the value of 400 million.

What a turtle bastard, he lied to me again, and dared to spend an extra two or three million yuan if he didn't declare. Sure enough, no man's mouth can be trusted, he's a coward.

Shen Na came to the door of the study in a few aggressive steps with the bills and notebook. At this time, Wang Biao was sitting in front of the computer, his fingers flying, tapping the keyboard, and from time to time he tapped the sore back and spine.

She took two or three steps with the notebook and came behind Wang Biao. When she raised her hand to type on the notebook, the irritating pig's head suddenly turned around, with a pair of bloodshot eyes floating on it, looked at her.

"Why don't you go to bed? It's so late, women can't stay up late, it's easy to cause endocrine disorders."

Shen Na glanced at the clock on the wall, it was already 35:[-], and then looked at Wang Biao with a tired face and red eyes, her heart suddenly ached, and the anger in her heart dissipated a lot.

Doing so much work during the day and staying up late at night to write novels is really too much
She took a deep breath and put on a smiling face, "Sleep now, don't write, go to sleep!"

Don't get angry, or it will be bad if you wake up your parents!
Wait for tomorrow!

The next day, Shen Na did not drive the telescopic arm loader, nor did she drive her super four-wheel drive off-road to the field, but drove a small Japanese Cruiser to a sports goods store in the Jiangnan Golden Diamond Mall. store and bought four boxing gloves.

You bastard, if your aunt doesn't teach you an unforgettable lesson this time, you'll be considered to have grown a whole body of rhinoceros skin.

Left hook, right uppercut, 360-degree roundabout kick, no, no, it’s not good to kick stupidly without a protective gear on the head, the brain is already stupid enough!
When she was about to leave, she went back into the store and grabbed one of the best crotch protectors off the shelf!

"Is this thing protective? It won't be broken with one kick, right?" Shen Na said while squatting on the ground with the guard.

Shopping guide: "No, the lining is not only made of plaster but also steel-plastic, and look, beauties, there is a thick layer of sponge inside, even if you hit it with a hammer, it will be fine."

"Oh, then I'm relieved!" Shen Na smiled darkly.

"My Cao, I'm numb. Grandma's. No wonder people who sit for a long time will get prostatitis. Sitting for a long time will not improve blood circulation."

Wang Biao split his legs, stood up squatting, and did a levator ani exercise for a while.

Men must take good care of their prostate!

In the evening, after dinner.

After Wang Biao cleaned up the dishes, he dragged his tired body to the East Wing, and put his big body on the old man's kang.

From his point of view, it is much better than magnetic therapy and physiotherapy. Baking with an oven lamp is much better. Those things all have ionizing magnetic field radiation, which is not safe, and the kang is different.

No radiation, warm, relaxing tendons and activating blood circulation!

As soon as the heat from the kang arrived, Wang Biao groaned in comfort.

Comfortable!

It's really comfortable, what Simmons, what big water bed, what latex mattress, compared with the heated kang, they are all grandchildren!

Oh, no, no, this piece is too hot, it will be cooked in a while, so I have to move it to the tip of the kang.

At this moment, a gust of fragrant wind drifted into his nostrils along with a beautiful figure. As soon as he raised his head, a cloud of black objects hit him.

what?
"Husband, come on, come out and play with me for a while!" Shen Na stood at the door, calling softly!

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