The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 112 Cow Dung and Flowers Match Better! (Seek subscription, monthly ticket, collection!)
Although Shen Na ran very fast, she was squatting on the ground at the moment, and her muscles were aching from laughing, and her stomach hurt. As soon as she stood up, Wang Biao rushed forward.

"Don't move, move again, this big hand covered with cow dung will touch the 'flower leaf'." Wang Biao stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Shen Na.

When did Shen Na experience such a horrible scene, her face turned pale with fright, "Oh, you are going to die, take it away, if you touch me, my aunt will kill you."

"Hehe, you're quite arrogant." Wang Biao moved forward with his hands, "Say it again, come on and talk again, and you'll be done with a look on my face."

"Ah!" Shen Na screamed, shaking Wang Biao's eardrums as if they were about to be perforated, buzzing.

"Take it away."

"Take it away? It's easy, hurry up and find my glasses and mobile phone." Wang Biao drank it out.

Shen Na screamed: "Damn bastard, you're talented, aren't you fat? How dare you threaten me? You want to rebel."

"I'm not pure or clean anymore, and I'm still afraid of you? In order to get an explanation for my innocence, Uncle Biao is going all out today." As he spoke, he said in a gloomy tone: "The moon is dark and the wind is high on the night of killing people. In the wilderness, you will be pointed first and then killed, then pointed and then killed, and then dug and buried on the spot, so that it will be used as fertilizer next year."

"Get out, get up, the glasses will be crushed after a while."

Shen Hai was full of question marks and looked at Wang Biao, who was covered in dust and rushed into the bathroom like the wind, what did this kid do?Why is his body so emaciated, and why his face seems to be swollen too.

He turned to Shen Na, who had a bright face, squinted a pair of big eyes, and slowly entered the hall, and said, "Xiao Na, what are you two doing? Why is he made of dirt? Huh? Go punching?"

"Well, move your fists and feet, Mom and Dad, I'm going to take a shower, by the way, Wang Biao will use his right hand to get you food later, but don't eat it, he, hahahaha, he touched the cow's cake with his right hand .” Said, Shen Na giggled again.

As soon as she finished speaking, a big head poked out from the bathroom, "Shen Na, you, you promised me not to tell anyone on the way, you"

Wang Biao was so ashamed that he could not go down the floor drain and get into the biogas slurry tank.

Shen Hai was stunned when he heard this, but Xie Chunlan, who was watching TV at the side, had already laughed along with Shen Na.

Although she was curious about how Wang Biao got the cow dung, she laughed first and then asked.

The freshly washed Wang Biao came to the second floor with a dark face. He had to get some interest back, otherwise his self-esteem would be hurt too much.

But when he entered the bedroom, he found a red-purple plastic washboard at the foot of the bed.

But Shen Na had a pair of white and reddish beautiful legs, and the old god was sitting on the head of the bed. Seeing Wang Biao coming in, she pointed to the washboard.

"Know what to do?"

Wang Biao nodded. He knew it all too well. During those years when he was a single dog, he hoped so much that he would have the honor to kneel on the washboard, let alone kneel on the washboard. middle.

However, that was when I was a dog for several years. Now that I am a human being, it is different. Just kneeling like this is too disrespectful.

There is gold under the man's knees.

Some chastity still has to be kept!
He said with a shy face: "Manman, I've been beaten up before, isn't this the case? Don't you kneel?"

Shen Na's eyes widened, "What's your name, Bengong?"

"Queen, Your Majesty the Queen." Wang Biao said hastily, his integrity was instantly shattered in half.

"It was just venting before, but now it's a matter of principle. Are you going to make it?" Shen Na said.

Wang Biao glanced at the washboard. You can't kneel on this thing, otherwise, you will get used to it in the future.

His eyes lit up, "It's really weird, how did this thing come here with its long legs." After saying that, he bent down to pick up the washboard, and was about to walk outside.

At this time, Shen Na who was sitting on the bed suddenly got out of bed, opened the closet door, and began to throw clothes on the bed.

Wang Biao was taken aback, "What are you doing with your clothes?"

"Bring me my box."

Wang Biao was even more confused, "What are you doing with the box in the middle of the night?"

"Pack up your things and bring my parents back to BJ tomorrow." Shen Na said indifferently.

what?
Wang Biao was startled, like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, stunned for less than a second, he threw himself on the clothes on the bed, "I"

Shen Na turned Wang Biao coldly.

"Don't move, don't move, I know what to do." Wang Biaotulu jumped from the bed to the floor, put down the washboard, and knelt down on it.

"Ouch!" Wang Biao subconsciously cried out in pain, and leaned forward.

It's so fucking painful, it's broken!
With a snort, he almost burst out laughing, but then he held back, and stood in front of Wang Biao's head with his arms folded, "Why, do you want to give a kiss? Don't think that I will feel sorry for you if you play tricks. You, kneel up straight, pinch your ears with both hands."

Wang Biao hissed, put his hands on the ground, slowly and tentatively knelt up straight, pinched his ears, "Your Majesty, I am guilty!"

"Are you guilty? What are you guilty of?"

downstairs.

Shen Hai and Xie Chunlan were taken aback, what's the matter, why are they screaming so badly, "Lanzi, go up and have a look, what's wrong, why is Wang Biao screaming so badly."

Xie Chunlan wore slippers and walked upstairs.

"Xiao Na, you..." As soon as she came to the door, she saw Wang Biao kneeling on the washboard, pinching his ears with both hands, and muttering 'I'm guilty'.

When Wang Biao heard the sound at the door, his heart was so frightened that he didn't jump out of his throat. He turned his head and saw Xie Chunlan looking at him in surprise, with a hint of a smile in his eyes.

It's over, Lao Tzu's famous name is completely gone.

In an instant, Wang Biao's face turned red at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

Before he could figure out what excuse to use to cover up his embarrassment, his mother-in-law said, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!"

When Wang Biao heard it, he wanted to die, but he still didn't see it?What else do you want to see?
It's over, Lao Tzu is not only unclean and pure, but also his fame is ruined.

Seeing his daughter-in-law coming back, Shen Hai asked, "What's wrong up there? Did your daughter beat someone else's child?"

Xie Chunlan couldn't help laughing, "Your precious daughter is currently tutoring."

"Tutor?" Shen Hai didn't understand.

Xie Chunlan told Shen Hai about the scene she had just seen, "You didn't see it, that kneeling down screamed straight, like the armed police officers and soldiers standing guard in front of Tiananmen Square, and even pinched their earlobes with both hands, that's called a good boy!" .”

"This girl knows how to mess around and bully people." Shen Hai also smiled heartily.

Xie Chunlan sighed in a long voice: "I am completely relieved this time. Looking at the scene just now, I know that I dare not say anything else in the future. At least Wang Biao will not bully our daughter."

Shen Hai nodded thoughtfully, "Bullying Xiaona? It's good if she doesn't bully other people's children. She's not married yet, and the washboard is up!"

The time has come to mid-November, the northwest wind is blowing more and more frequently, and the sky is getting colder and colder.

The ground has been frozen almost five fingers thick.

Although Wang Biao bought another 340-horsepower Black King Kong tractor, but with the two 260-horsepower tractors, it only plowed less than a hundred acres.

In one place, the subsidy for deep-recovery is 12 yuan, nearly [-] yuan in subsidy money. After deducting the gas money, there can be [-] to [-] yuan left.

The money, excluding the loss of parts and the like, is a net profit. He and Shen Na drive the two tractors. It was driving on autopilot.

We could turn over more, but the ground is already frozen and thick, so it is not suitable for turning over the ground. It is easy to stuff the car and damage the plow.

Although these two imported fence plows are very strong, they cannot withstand the damage of the frozen soil.

Although the land has not been turned over much, the straw bales have been beaten a lot.

Four tractors, dragging four imported and domestic bales, baled more than 170 fields, and the subsidy of [-] yuan per field was not much, but apart from oil money and driver's wages, they did not lose money. .

And there is also a price for baling straw for other people's homes. You don't need two hundred and one sacks for straw bales. If the cattle farmer wants to knead and dust the straw bales, a pack of [-] catties of straw bales is a friendly price, five yuan a piece Bundles, the normal price is nine yuan and ten yuan a bundle, but Wang Biao can't go down to slaughter others with a knife under the condition of borrowing chickens and laying eggs.

Fortunately, the horsepower of the tractor is not very high, and the fuel consumption is not very high. If you use these two high-horsepower Deutz tractors to work, you will lose money.

After all the fields had been baled that day, Wang Biao asked the old uncle, Xiao Gang, Li Chao, and Zhao Yufu to go to Lincun to bale the straw. Keep the bales for the cows, nine yuan a bale, or give him both the straw bales.

As long as the money is paid with straw, Wang Biao asked the old uncle and Xiaogang to use the two new domestic silk rubbing and dust-removing balers to bale the straw.Those who don’t give money let Li Chao and Zhao Yufu drive two Dongfanghongs and pull two large round bales and balers to pluck the grass. They can keep it for fire, or they can contact the power plant to sell it to generate electricity.

Recently, I saw a straw pellet machine on the Internet, and Wang Biao was very tempted. There are some that use electric motors to make pellets, and there are also imported ones that are directly powered by tractors, but those are more expensive. The granulator truck can produce five or six tons per hour, while the domestic 160KW granulator can only produce about two tons per hour.

But the advantage is that it is cheap, only more than 20 sets of production lines. The only disadvantage is that it is wasteful of labor and needs a fixed site. Although the imported one is expensive, the construction is free, and you can work directly next to the bale pile, saving money. Manual, but also save trouble!

But the price is too expensive, 300 million!

With the arrival of a moderate snowfall on December [-]st, Qiandao was also forced to stop baling.

After Wang Biao led the big guys to sort the straw bales into several piles and covered them with big plastic felt, he helped each family to load and unload the straw bales promised to them and go home.

He didn't show any drivers, they were all those who used their own four-wheelers or asked for someone else's car.

Giving them straw bales for free and helping with loading and unloading, he has done his best.

After finishing everything, the horse was released to Nanshan, ah no, it was the car to go home and the plow to be put into the warehouse.

After the machine was cleaned up, it was covered with a piece of greenhouse film. The plastic was only half wrapped, and it was not grounded, otherwise it would be easy to attract mice.

The employees of Manman Dawang Farm are on vacation.

Wang Biao also completely relaxed, the rest of the daily work is feeding cattle, sheep and dogs, writing novels to accompany Shen Na.

Laiqian and Laifu's two litters of puppies were sold for a total of 39 million, of which 30 were given to Shen Na to repay part of the debt.

The remaining [-] yuan will be reserved for the start-up capital for planting fields and grass in the spring of next year. Of course, all the money is now in Shen Na's hands, even the manuscript fee is not spared.

Now he was scrolling through WeChat in his pocket, all the money did not exceed [-], and it was all recorded, it was only a few yuan and a few cents, Shen Na, a big accountant, remembered it better than he did.

If the cost exceeds two hundred, it is necessary to explain where it was spent.

Although it may seem harsh, Wang Biao is extremely proud and proud. Seeing what our daughter-in-law found, she left 8000 yuan for her own consideration.

In this regard, most men whose daughter-in-law is in charge of the house cannot compare with him.

People, get enough, besides, it is true that men become bad when they have money.

When you have money, you don't need to talk about women, girls will attack you.

In a blink of an eye.

New Year's Day has arrived.

Because of the La Nina climate, this year's New Year's Day is much colder than last year.

But the old Wang's house was very lively.

Just after dawn, the heart-piercing screams of four second senior brothers came from the pigsty one after another.

Although Comrade Wang raised four pigs this year, but because there was enough food and green grass to feed them, the four big black pigs all grew by [-] to [-] catties.

Don't look at killing four pigs, it's a bit too much, but excluding those who were ordered by others and those who were ordered to give gifts, there is only one pig left.

Pork grown on grass is more delicious than pork that only eats grain!
If Wang Biao hadn't stopped him, half of the last morsel of fat pig would have been sold by his mother, who only wanted to save money for him to marry a wife.

The family here is busy catching pigs, carrying pigs, and preparing vegetables.

Outside, Wang Biao and Shen Na were each driving an SUV, Shen Na was driving her own Toyota, he was driving Aunt Jin Zhu's Audi Q5, followed by a Toyota Alpha towards Yingchun Railway Station , to pick up the distinguished guests from BJ.

Although I haven't seen any visitors yet.

But Wang Biao became more and more nervous. His nervousness did not come from Shen Na's best friends, nor from Zhang Yong's family whom he had kindly invited, but from his uncles, father-in-law, and others whom he had never met. Uncles and aunts.

Before, he was not prepared at all. The news that these people were coming was notified by Shen Hai just yesterday.

He didn't want to meet this rich family if it was his wish.

But not all rich people are like Shen Hai and Shen Na, who don't dislike the poor and love the rich!
If it gave him a look, or made a few ugly words, even if he could bear it, he couldn't let this family suffer this humiliation!

As for Zhang Yong, he was invited by him again and again. Zhang Yong, the leader of Wumart, must maintain it well. Next year’s farm crops will be sold by him. Next year, he will not only grow black corn, but also grow wheat. , Milling flour and selling it, you can't make much money just by selling corn.

He still has a lot to rely on Zhang Yong!The relationship must be solidified!

Why are farmers always the ones who don't make money?Is it always the middleman who makes the big bucks?

Like those fruit growers, Jiangyuan’s apples are six or seven yuan a catty, but one year the fruit growers couldn’t sell the apples for a few cents a catty, so they had to dump them into the ditch.

Why?

It is because of the channel.

If he has a relationship with Zhang Yong, some of his agricultural products can go directly from the place of origin to the final seller!

(End of this chapter)