The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 125 Find yourself a sister-in-law (seeking monthly ticket for subscription)
After frolicking with Shen Na for a while, Wang Biao said, "May I trouble you, my wife."

"Come on! Let Ben Gong listen first!" Shen Na said arrogantly, pinching her queen-like orchid fingers.

The aspect of temperament is indeed quite meaningful.

Watching Wang Biao's heart fluttered, he wished he could kneel on the ground and agree with him!
He knelt down on one knee and reported like the military generals in costume dramas: "Recently, fans have strongly requested to see how to feed sheep and cattle, so I hope that Her Majesty the Queen will suffer, how about moving your jade feet to take a video for me? "

"This matter, my palace's labor fee is very expensive." Shen Na stretched out her hand to pick her nostrils, and changed from a cold queen to a charter woman.

Wang Biao stood up and patted his stomach, "All the gifts you received belong to you!"

Shen Na was unmoved, "Is this fairy the one who stinks of copper and bends over for eighty cents?"

"Uh, then, what do you say about this?" Wang Biao asked.

"Play me a few saxophones and Xiao, you haven't played me a song for a long time." Shen Na said, what she likes most is Wang Biao's pensive look at me when he was writing a novel, and playing saxophone And the faint feeling of melancholy and sadness when I was with Dong Xiao.

I don't know what this stinky pig has experienced. The tunes he plays are basically all sad tunes, which are very powerful, and she is fascinated by them.

Last year, Wang Biao sometimes played a few songs for her, or sat in the cowshed and blew to the cows.

Later, the weather became cold and the days became shorter, so it stopped blowing!
"It's easy to say, how about playing "Adi Lina by the Water", "Autumn Whispers", "Yesterday Reappears" and "Going Home"?" Wang Biao was very happy. If his wife likes and appreciates it, it is the biggest thing for him. awards and accolades.

"Okay, but I want to hear you play "My Heart Will Go On" with Xiao Chuan more." Shen Na clapped her hands.

Wang Biao's eyelids drooped, and he said with a bitter face: "Using Xiao Chuan's "My Heart Is Eternal"? I have never played like this before."

"Try it."

Damn, here comes the beauty trap again!

Brother, I still eat this set!Just try it!
Wang Biao couldn't help but want to go to Xiang Chenna's place to blow bombs, as if he could squeeze out dewdrops.

"Get out, you need wages to do some work." Shen Na stretched out her hand to stop again.

This made Wang Biao greedy. He could only see and smell, but he couldn't eat. Isn't this torture?This wine is not only intoxicating, but also aphrodisiac!

"Damn it, whoever will let me drink in the future, I will call him uncle."

Seeing Wang Biao gnashing his teeth anxiously, Shen Na couldn't stop giggling.

Ten minutes later, Wang Biao, who had changed into his work clothes, drove out the telescopic arm from the garage to load the car. He lowered the car window and said to Shen Na who was holding a mobile phone to take pictures outside: "Guys, now your Wang Biao The big rancher is about to start feeding the cows. See the car I drive that looks like a toy car and a crane? Guess how much it is?
Let me tell you, this is a purely imported multifunctional telescopic arm loader. Although it is small, it has enough horsepower, 155 horsepower. It is no problem to be used as a trailer. If you replace the front tool shovel, it can be used as a forklift. It is used for feeding trucks, buying machines, forklifts, and lawn mowers. "

"Let's get to the point, I'm asking you to sell the car, hurry up and load the grass, it's so cold." Shen Na said loudly.

There was a stream of messages on the screen in an instant.

"Who is talking here? She has fierce breasts and fierce breasts. She must be a lovely big beauty."

"Hey, is the beauty who is talking the boss's wife?"

"Get out of the camera, we don't want to see the landlord, we want to see the little fairy."

"Yes, yes, we want to see the little fairy."

Shen Na snorted and said, "Is the little fairy the one you can watch whenever you want? Be obedient and watch your bullshit."

"No, we want to see the little fairy."

"Yes, we need to see my sister-in-law."

"Hahaha, let's talk, don't you have a slang saying in Northeast China, it's not as delicious as dumplings, and fun is not as good as sister-in-law."

Shen Na suddenly became angry, "Go home and play with your mother, bitch!"

As he spoke, he moved his finger, and directly blocked that cheap-talking person!

"Huo, sister-in-law is really amazing!"

"Be good, brothers, don't be mean, and be careful not to be kicked out."

"Hey, everyone swiped the gifts, and my sister-in-law showed up."

"Yes, come on, let's brush up the little gifts, to appease the old white lady and the little fairy, I'll brush up a rocket first to express my heart!"

A small rocket flew up on the screen, and then all kinds of gifts rained down.

"Why? Hurry up and stop using it, little fairy, am I the kind of vulgar woman who is open to money? Isn't it good to keep money to tease girls in reality? With those two bad money, I'm pretending to be an uncle."

When Wang Biao heard this, a thin layer of sweat broke out from his brains, "Hey, grandma, I dare not treat my fans like this. I still expect them to read my novels, and there are only more than 20 of them in total. Fans, don't scold me and run away."

"You want to take care of it? Shut up, hurry up and pull the grass, my aunt is going to freeze to death!"

Wang Biao didn't dare to fart anymore. Although he didn't know what happened, someone must have scolded Shen Na in the live broadcast room, otherwise Shen Na couldn't be really angry.

After Shen Na angrily opened the white steel sliding door of the Dacaoku compound, Wang Biao drove in and put the green storage bag on the flatbed of a four-wheeler.

"You see, brothers, I bought this car for nothing. It has powerful functions. Now I take it to the cowshed. The grass is enough to eat for a day now. Now that the calf is bigger, it can be eaten more than before. Next year Come here when you have time, and I invite you to drink the freshest and most nutritious green organic milk."

"Pig head, someone from above asked why you have to wait until next year to get milk." Shen Na said loudly.

"This brother knew you were from the city when he saw what you said. He didn't know anything. If there are no calves here, how can the big cows produce milk?"

In the two storerooms built by the sea capacity module on the southeast corner of the cowshed compound.

Li Ning had just finished eating at his uncle's house in the front yard. He was lying on the kang watching TV to digest his food. The iron door opened, and Shen Na was pointing at him with her mobile phone.

As soon as he was about to speak, he heard his eldest nephew and daughter-in-law say sweetly: "Did you see it? This is my uncle. He is very honest. He is not married yet. Anyone who knows a suitable girl will introduce him." Give it to my uncle, when the time comes, I will invite you to my house to eat mutton."

Honestly, Li Ning has never seen such a battle before. Hearing this, his already slightly dark face suddenly turned darker, and he didn't know where to put his shy head.

He lowered his head to the original side, stretched out his hand and waved at Shen Na again and again, with a long mouth showing jagged teeth, and shyly said: "Stop teasing me, I'm not looking for a wife, I'm stupid and stupid, no in a person's frame."

"Uncle, don't be shy. Show your face and let the big guys see it. Let me tell you, don't look at my uncle as dark, but he is strong. Don't look at my novels as mediocre, but he is reliable and honest."

Wang Biao raised his voice to join in the fun and said, "Let me tell you, my uncle is now the director of the cattle farm. It costs 2000 yuan a month. Don't look at it now. In the future, my cattle farm will expand by hundreds or thousands of heads." When I was a cow, the salary was at least [-] a month. If you know a good girl in the countryside, you can introduce it to my uncle, and tell you, please wait until you marry my uncle.”

"You two just know how to tease me, me, I'm going to pack up the cow dung." Li Ning left as if fleeing, making Shen Na laugh happily again.

After a while, Shen Na patted the father and two who were stirring the fodder, then turned and entered the northernmost cowshed, "See, this is my cowshed, although compared with those large-scale cattle farms, it is like watermelon and Kiwi, but our cowshed is very advanced, the grass on the cow bed is not as clean as this one, and the cows will not be cold at all if they lie on it, have you seen the fly killer lamp on it?"

As Shen Na spoke, she held up her mobile phone and came to a thing thicker than her waist, which looked like a car brush. In front of it, there was a half-sized cow standing below, letting the brush brush her back. .

"Have you seen it? This thing is advanced. Do many large cattle farms with tens of thousands of cattle in China have one of these devices? There are two in each of my three pens." Shen Na chirped. with.

"What are you doing now? Brushing hair?"

"It's time to tickle the cow and brush its hair." Another knowledgeable person in the live broadcast room replied.

After waiting for almost an hour, the three cowsheds were finally filled with grass.

Shen Na couldn't wait to hand over the sass on her back and the bag containing the purple bamboo flute to Wang Biao.

"Today everyone is blessed with ears. Let you listen to our cattle house playing saxophone and hole flute. He plays very well. You will definitely like it. My cattle are very quiet every time they listen to him playing. Can you eat more grass?"

Wang Biao took the two treasures and said to the phone camera: "Then let me play the flute for everyone first, um, how about playing "Swordsman"? If you want to hear it, click 666."

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately buckled 666 and swiped gifts one after another!

"Everyone asked you to play it, and bought a lot of gifts. Some big brothers who ranked first and second also said: You are so stupid, you still eat this song. They said, if you play it well, it means something Just brush it up for you as a big cruise ship." Shen Na read the message in the live broadcast room.

Cruise, this must be blown!

"Guys, please be all right!" Wang Biao said as he opened the bag, took out the elegant, heavy and delicate purple bamboo flute, took a few deep breaths, recalled the music score, and finally put it on his lips and began to blow.

As the breath rushed, a faint Xiao sound sounded: the sea laughed, and the tides on both sides of the strait
Although this is a flute piece, playing it with Xiao blowing at this time has a special charm, it is more heartfelt and emotional.

Shen Na was also attracted by the Xiao sound, and a few minutes later, Shen Na said in a non-satisfying manner: "Husband, play another song "My Heart Is Eternal", huh? Husband, I have given you two songs for the first and second rankings." What about the tanker?"

"Really, thank you two local tyrants very much, but you really don't want to buy such expensive gifts. It's still the same sentence. If you really want to support me, go read my novel and introduce it to me. It's on the homepage. Play "My Heart Will Go On" for everyone."

Listening to the familiar tune being played by another instrument, Shen Na couldn't help being infatuated and drunk for a moment, and the sad song was played by the faint hole flute, making her even more sad.

Wang Biao watched Shen Na blowing with all her heart, and Shen Na stared at Wang Biao obsessively. As the time got longer, Shen Na didn't realize that she adored and liked Wang Biao more and more.

This stinky bear is simply a treasure uncle, the more you dig, the more you will find out, the more surprises you will have.

The calves leisurely listened to the music and ate the sweet and sour green storage, feeling very happy and satisfied.

After playing the last saxophone, Wang Biao said to the camera: "This is the end of today's live broadcast. Thank you for watching and supporting. I have to go back to write novel code words. Goodbye!"

After Shen Na turned off the live broadcast, she looked at the list of gifts and said in surprise, "Okay, Comrade Wang, after being so good at live broadcasting, I actually received a gift of 2000 yuan."

"Really, there are so many, and so many people rewarded me when I went there. What does this mean? It means that everyone appreciates my music quality, hahaha, I have a hunch that maybe that day, I will be called a big deal."

"Stop stinking farts, hurry up and go home after feeding the water, stay here, the smell of feces and urine will smell into your underwear."

Guojiatun.

Ma Shijie came to Niujiatun early in the morning and went from house to house to solicit votes.

"Second brother, can you tell me that those two people can be the village chief? One is a gangster with other women's wives, and the other is a young man in his early thirties. Can he be the village chief? You said that if you let him be the village chief? As the village head, what can you handle?" Ma Shijie said.

Guo Er knew about Niu Zhenguo's affair. After all, in the election a few years ago, there was a lot of trouble because of his mistress slapping another candidate.

Such a person is not much better than Zhao Zhanhai when he is a village head, and this Ma Shijie is not a good person. He dares to cheat for agricultural machinery subsidies, so why not?

Talking and eating, and doing things are not as powerful as my old lady.

Second brother and second brother are really friendly, why haven't I seen you so enthusiastic before?Encountered on the driveway, the horn was not given.

After slandering a few words in his heart, he said: "Yes, don't worry, our family will choose you. I think that in the entire village government, you are the only one who can do practical things."

Ma Shijie smiled, "Thank you, second brother. Come back and treat me to dinner, I promise you, next year at the latest, I will let our village run on concrete roads and turn on street lights."

"That's a good feeling. Compared with the surrounding ones, our village is really too dilapidated."

After seeing Ma Shijie driving away, Guo Er's mother said: "Second, our family chooses Ma Shijie?"

"Choose him? Hehehe, let's see when the time comes!"

Less than an hour after Ma Shijie left, a white FAW CRV stopped in front of Guo Er's house again.

Seeing Guo Er dumping the corn, Niu Zhenguo greeted with a smile, "It's dumping, did you cover it?"

"No, it's just a matter of time. I'm planning to save the dry food and sell it. What are you busy with?" Guo Er asked.

Niu Zhenguo chuckled, and said nonsense, "What are you doing? Isn't it something about elections?"

"Hehe, what a coincidence, Ma Shijie just left not long ago." Guo Er laughed.

"Really, what did he say about me?" Niu Zhenguo asked.

Guo Er chuckled, but didn't make a sound.

"Surely there's nothing good to say. If you talk about people behind your back, can you be a good village chief?" Niu Zhenguo knew Ma Shijie too well.

It's very sinister, it's the grandson who told the town that he has a bad life style and beat women during the election, if it wasn't for others, he would have been expelled from the party.

"Let's talk inside, it's really cold outside." Guo Er put down his big fork and walked into the house.

in the house.

Niu Zhenguo didn't talk nonsense, and cut straight to the point: "I chose the village chief this time because I wanted to do things for the people. Tell me what kind of stuff Zhao Zhanhai, Ma Shijie and the others used to be. You know how difficult it is to collect money and do things for the people. Just talk about the earthquake. Fang, if you tell someone to report it, you can report it, or it will be over, and it won’t cost them money, hey, they won’t report it to you, picking on this or that problem.”

"Yeah, this group of grandsons is the most beating. Isn't the second and fourth uncle's house like this, they insist that no one lives in their house, and they have houses in other places, but they don't build them." Father Guo Er said.

Niu Zhenguo said: "That's right, I just can't understand these things, that's why I want to elect this village chief. Otherwise, why should I do it? You said that I have been a doctor for so many years and opened a health center in the village. Is it short of money? My son If you open a school in Yingchun and earn tens of millions a year, can I paint the three melons and two dates that the village head opens every month?"

Guo Er curled his lips secretly, he can really fool you, what does it have to do with you if you pay your son back tens of millions?I don't come back to see you once a year, and I only support my mother, and my son who is talking about it doesn't recognize you anymore, so you're bragging.

　Thank you very much to my friends who voted for me!
　　


(End of this chapter)