The mayor is a little bit thick

Chapter 289 Applying eye drops

His voice fell.

Everyone at the table was shocked, and Li Guizhi on the kang table was also shocked. She was very surprised. She didn't expect her son to do this. , look at your stinky yelling, your old aunt and uncle are fooling you? It doesn't matter whether it's big or small."

After finishing speaking, she smiled awkwardly at her eldest brother, sister, niece, nephew, nephew and others: "Wang Biao drank too much and talked drunk."

Although they are all brothers and sisters, she can't stand it and thinks it's inappropriate for her son to give so much money all at once. What about those people in the family?
Will Hong Chao, Hong Juan, Li Ning, Dagu give them?

A family of 15 yuan, five of them are sisters and brothers. The eldest sister and brother-in-law moved to Taiyuan to live with the eldest nephew. The uncles and aunts gave it all. Can the aunt not give it?
All of a sudden 60, this is called 60.

Those relatives in the family know, can they not give it to their aunts and uncles?This blood relationship is much closer than these aunts and uncles, can you not give it?
If all these people have given it, it will cost more than 100 million. How can the family have so much money to spare, and there are so many places to use the money.

When Li Wenjun and the old girl heard this, they laughed awkwardly, and the atmosphere at the scene suddenly cooled down.

When Li Hongjun saw it, he laughed: "Dragon, come here, come and have a drink with me."

Li Long turned his eyes around, looked around, and hurriedly changed the subject: "Ah, brother, did you just ask your wife for instructions when you poked your phone on the ground? You are really afraid of your wife, so I will give you more Northeast." Daddy is ashamed."

She is a girl from Yanji, divorced, with a bright and straightforward personality, and she can always make everyone laugh when she tells jokes.

"Brother, you won't really send messages to your sister-in-law, will you? Hahaha, I look down on you as a brother." Xiao Gang laughed loudly.

Wang Biao stopped talking about that matter, and said with a smile: "That's my leader, I have to ask for instructions, what do you mean by listening to your words? In your family, you listen to my little brother in everything? Xiaogang Xiaoli, you guys You heard it, sister-in-law, she said, we all have to be a witness today."

"What are you doing? Is your old Li's family bullying me?" Xiao Long pretended to be angry, and then said to Li Long, "Husband, who will take care of the money in our family?"

As he said that, his hand twisted away like Li Long's thigh.

"You, you take care of the money, of course you take care of the money in our family." Li Long said hurriedly, gritted his teeth.

Xiaolong scolded contemptuously: "Brother Long, you are just like Brother Biao, you two brothers have dealt with each other, I look down on you two, don't say it's my brother when you go out in the future."

Xiaoli pushed Xiaogang angrily: "I will take care of our family's money from now on."

"Take care of your ass, my mother is a family, go and coax the children when they are full." Xiao Gang raised his oval face, grinned, and bared his teeth.

Xiaoli lowered her head sullenly, very unhappy, she didn't save her face at all in front of so many people, it was too embarrassing.

Wang Biao squinted at Xiaogang a few times. What he despised most was Xiaogang.

Isn't this pretending to be a calf?
At the same time, he was also jealous of this. How could such a good girl never leave him, and she liked him so much. Could this be masculinity?
He had to suppress Xiao Gang's arrogance.

"Xiaoli, you can apply for a bank card later, and the eldest brother will replace Xiaogang's salary card with yours. This kid has to go out and play when he has money."

"Well, brother, I will do it tomorrow."

"Fuck you, you, I'll break it for you when you do it." Xiao Gang said angrily.

Wang Biao said: "It's okay. If you fold it up, you don't need to take it out. If you save enough, you can go directly to the street to buy a building for your children to go to school."

The old uncle Chen Laosan smiled and said: "Yes, you should let your younger siblings take care of the money. Your brother Xiaogang has 100 yuan in his hand. Anyone who dares to go out and bet you 500 yuan should not let him take care of the money." There's money in it."

"Dad, you still don't allow people to celebrate the New Year." Chen Xiaogang said angrily, and then turned to Wang Biao: "Brother, you said that your family and farm have so many things, why do you still care about my business?" , Are you not tired? You are not afraid of insomnia and sleeplessness."

Seeing the bitter look on Xiaogang's face, Wang Biao couldn't help laughing and said, "I'm born to worry about my life, come on bro, let's have another drink with my uncle and your dad."

After the meal, the old aunts Wang Juan, Kexin, Xiaoli and others finished clearing the table, Wang Biao took the mahjong bag, and the elder brothers would go to the routine repertoire of previous years - killing family scorpions.

In the Northeast, a family sitting together to play mahjong is called killing the family, meaning to win all other people's money.

Every year, their brothers would get together to play mahjong and catch twenty in the middle of the night. The old uncle, the old uncle, the old aunt, and the old uncle were at home. A dozen of them, brothers and buddies, gathered around a big table to play. Just play for one night, it is very lively.

My aunt's family didn't come back this year, and since the Chinese New Year was over in Taiyuan, my eldest brother's family was missing.

The third brother and uncle Li Hongjun were at the same table, and the women on the kang were at the same table, and the third brother Chen and Xiaolong were with each other, and the elder brother and brother were fighting against the landlord.

The whole family began to fight in full swing.

Now they are making money. Xiaogang and Li Hongjun work on the farm for four to five thousand a month, and Xiaolong works as a chef in Yanji Hotel for eight or nine thousand a month. The brothers did not continue to play the previous [-] cent mahjong, but under Xiaogang’s suggestion, If you hit two yuan and five yuan directly, you will overturn five yuan.

After four and eight laps, more than four hours passed.

Dinner is ready.

Xiao Gang grabbed a stack of money and handed it to Xiao Li: "Daughter-in-law, count how much money you win."

Xiaoli took the money and counted it like a small fortune fan, "One hundred, two hundred"

Wang Biao kicked the money into his pocket, and said with a smile, "I have to win more than 1000, but I lost more than 500. What about you, uncle?"

Li Hongjun said: "My bottom is [-], now I have [-] left, I lose [-], how much do you lose, nephew?"

Li Long counted the money and said, "I lost four hundred and eight."

"Okay, Xiaoli, don't count, the win is less than one thousand and three." Wang Biao said.

Xiao Gangyuan stared, his eyes gleamed, he grabbed the front of his hand, and said with a smile: "I have finally won money after all these years. I used to play with you, and I lost every year."

Hearing this sentence, Wang Biao laughed. He used to play, he won every year. He, his eldest cousin Dazhi, and second cousin Xiaolong specially won Xiaogang's money. There is no way this kid is too scumbag.

They started howling when they were four or five years old, so the three of them worked together to take care of Xiaogang when they were young. They are all in their 30s now, and this habit has not changed.

Chen Xiaogang clicked out all the red tickets, took two hundred from his pocket and made up one thousand, went to the kang and put it in his grandma's hand, "Grandma, the lucky money that the grandson of the old man gave you hahaha, turn around Buy what you want to eat yourself, and tell your grandson if you have no money, your grandson can make a lot of money now."

Grandma was an extremely simple and honest person, so she stuffed the money into Xiaogang's hand again: "Gang, grandma is not short of money to spend, save it for my two great-grandsons."

"Oh, grandma, you can hold it, they have money, take it, and I'll tear it up for you, believe it or not?" Xiao Gang pushed back again.

Li Long turned his eyes to look at him, frowning, and his aunt made a bitter face. She winked twice at her son Xiaolong, shook her head, and then secretly raised two fingers. head.

The meaning is still the same as in previous years, just give 200 yuan.

Seeing his mother's hand gestures and eyes, Li Long's eyes became more focused, it was so embarrassing.

Seeing Li Long and his aunt making eye contact, Wang Biao didn't think it was funny, and he felt that Xiao Gang's embarrassment was good this time, so he should put eye drops on them.

Especially Li Long.

No money to make a lot of money, but he is reluctant to give grandma how much money every year. When he was working in BJ, he would give grandma money every year after Chinese New Year, at least [-], but the other brothers only gave [-], especially Xiaolong, who was probably fat. Thick-skinned, only give one hundred.

However, he reckoned that these were all caused by his aunt. If this aunt hadn't looked at his uncle Li Wenjun's face, he wouldn't have yelled. She was the one who looked down on her the most. I don't feel bad about money, my natal brother bought a house and took [-] to go there.

However, as long as there is work in the family, as long as she returns to her mother’s house, she will ask her grandma to look after the house, feed the pigs and chickens and ducks. One year, because of the housekeeping and feeding the pigs, the old lady was knocked down by the pig, and a rib was broken. He didn't pay for the medical expenses, but only went to the hospital to buy some fruit, and threw away 200 yuan.

Uncle Li Wenjun had a cerebral hemorrhage a few years ago, and he refused to eat delicious food, and he refused to make dumplings stuffed with leeks. The uncle ran to his grandmother's house crying, and the leeks bought by the old aunt made leek dumplings.

The family's money is even tighter, and they only give the uncle less than 1000 yuan in pocket money a year. They only say that they are saving for Li Long to marry a wife, but in fact they are all spent on the natal brothers.

He squinted his eyes and squinted at his aunt and Li Long. Xiao Gang got a thousand for proofing now. Let me see how much you two get.

Li Kexin showed a small fox-like smile on the side, and said with a smile: "Grandma, you can keep it, my elder brother sent you 1000 yuan on New Year's Eve, plus Brother Gang's, my brother Long Biao Brother, exactly four thousand, enough for me to change my mobile phone."

Li Long's expression suddenly changed when he heard it, and he looked at Li Kexin dully, this dead girl, I hugged you for nothing when I was a child, did you do that?Isn't this putting a knife on my neck and asking for money?
The aunt gave Li Kexin an unfriendly look.

Uncle Li Wenjun laughed and said, "Mom, you have to give me some lucky money later."

Wang Juan smiled and scolded at Li Kexin: "You bandit, I don't know how to be ashamed to take your grandma's money even after work."

"My baby is mine, isn't it, baby?" Li Kexin said playfully.

Wang Biao stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of Li Kexin's head, he was very satisfied, the old girl's words are beautiful, this time, you still have the nerve to not take the money?

He took out his wallet from his trouser pocket, took out 1000 yuan, and handed it to his grandma: "Grandma, don't give any of this money to Kexin, this little girl can spend whatever money she has."

"Oh, brother, you are really annoying, hum, if my grandma doesn't give it to me, you can buy me a mobile phone." Li Kexin threatened with a small face.

"Buying a mobile phone? I want to give you a kick. The mobile phone you just bought last year has been replaced in less than a year?" Wang Biao scolded with a smile.

Seeing this, Xiaolong was helpless, took out his wallet and counted 1000 yuan, "Grandma, this is given to you by your grandson, you can buy food yourself later, don't be reluctant to spend money."

Li Hongjun smiled and said: "Second sister and third sister, have you seen it? Mom is the richest now. There are too many old ladies who are blessed, and the grandchildren and grandchildren are so kind to each other."

"Kexin, we have given them all. Now you are working for four or five thousand a month. Why don't you give you milk money?" Li Long suddenly said with a smile.

Chen Xiaogang also booed: "Yes, that's right, you didn't pay it before because you earned less at work, but now you earn so much and you still don't give you milk, hurry up and get the money, and you used to spend all the money from your milk." Now, you can quickly let your grandma see the money back."

Li Kexin's small face suddenly turned bitter, "No, I have no money, and Brother Biao didn't even pay me a salary."

"Fuck you, I gave it to you a long time ago. Your sister-in-law even gave you a bonus of 2000 yuan in red envelopes, and said she didn't give you any money. I'll kick you. Hurry up." Wang Biao also booed.

Li Wenjun and Li Hongjun also booed and said: "Yes, I have given it all, and you have to give it too, so hurry up."

Li Kexin had no choice but to pout his mouth to get the money, he was careless, he didn't eat the fish, and made his whole body fishy.

Brother Long, I remember you.

The old lady was moved happily, the folds on her face deepened, not because of the large amount of money he gave, he looked at him in his 70s and [-]s, what is the use of more money, what made her happy and touched was the filial piety of her children who treated her as a child. What happened, grandchildren and grandchildren also took her little old lady seriously one by one.

The old lady counted out 1000 yuan, divided it into two, and greeted Xiaogang's seven-year-old eldest daughter and five-year-old son: "Come here, madam, and my wife will give you lucky money."

Seeing this, Wang Biao jokingly said, "Okay, did you guys see that? Our buddies stand aside and are no longer popular. Grandma only has Tiantong, Yuanyuan and Lele in her heart now."

Chen Xiaogang and his daughter-in-law Xiaoli said with a smile: "Grandma, you can keep the money for yourself, what are you doing for them?"

Li Hongjun said: "This must be given. This is the new year's money given by the wife. It is good for the children." Then, he also took out 500 yuan from his pocket, and took [-] yuan from his wife Wang Juan's pocket. In the pocket of a grandson.

He is a very respectable person, and he also cares about two children. His mother gave 500 yuan to crush the money.

Xiaoli said to her son and daughter: "Eldest son kowtows to his wife and old uncle to pay New Year's greetings."

The two little guys knelt on the kang with happy smiles and gave the old lady and Li Hongjun three smacks.

Seeing this, the smile on Li Wenjun's face disappeared suddenly, and his face became a little sad. Even though he went out to work in summer, he showed people the road and equipment, and all the money he earned was collected by his wife. Now There are more than 400 yuan in my pocket.

He took out the money, took out four red cards, squeezed out a smile, and handed it to the two little guys: "The new year's money given by my uncle and grandpa, my uncle and grandpa don't earn as much as your old uncle and grandpa, don't think it's too little." , you two grow tall."

"Brother, what you said is that it is not too little to give lucky money. Yuanyuan Lele kowtows to uncle and grandpa to pay New Year's greetings." Li Guixia said.

Chen Xiaogang said: "Uncle, if you give one yuan, it's all about watching them, hurry up and kowtow to your uncle and grandpa."

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