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Han Dynasty plane.

Emperors including Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, Emperor Wu of Han, and Emperor Zhongzong of Han, Liu Xun, sat together.

I saw a unicorn being roasted among the people!
Emperor Zhaolie of Han, Liu Bei, used the magic weapon to cut the Qilin with unfamiliarity, and added spices and other things into it.

After a while, the fragrance filled the air!
This made Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, swallow his saliva and sigh:
"Once upon a time, I, Liu Bang, could only watch dogs fight for fun. I never thought that one day, I would be able to eat Qilin for food."

"Oh, it would be great if every meal could be like this."

"Swish"

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che's face darkened, and he said helplessly:
"Emperor Gaozu, please stop. You are almost eating all the rare and exotic animals raised in the cave to extinction."

"If this continues, we will have to use ordinary war horses when we travel."

Emperor Zhongzong of Han, Liu Xun, nodded and said:

"Emperor Gaozu, what His Majesty Emperor Wu said makes sense."

"If you just want to satisfy your appetite, just tasting it is enough."

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, reprimanded with dissatisfaction:
"Hey, can you guys stop being so vulgar?"

"Why do we raise spiritual beasts? Isn't it just for food? Why? Can using these rare and exotic beasts to pull carts help us improve our cultivation? Or can it boost morale?"

Listening to Emperor Gaozu's sophistry, Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, and Emperor Zhongzong of Han, Liu Xun, were both helpless.

There is no other reason, it’s just that it’s like this every time, and you can’t stop it or talk it out of it.

As for fighting... I really don't dare to do it.

God have mercy on them. The rare and exotic animals raised in the cave were so frightened that they turned around and ran away when they saw Emperor Gaozu.

At this time.

Emperor Shizu of Han, Liu Xiu, recalled the secret letter sent back by the spy he had just sent to the Song Dynasty and asked:

"Emperor Gaozu, you said that the Song Dynasty would change the world. Should we... interfere?"

Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, became interested, looked at the future ruler who would restore the Han Dynasty, and asked:

"Why? Aren't you the one who usually advises me to do righteous things? Why do you want to take advantage of others' misfortune today?"

"What's the plan? Poison Emperor Taizu? Emperor Taizong? Frame Emperor Shaodi? Or take advantage of the chaos to attack the Song Dynasty?"

As soon as these words came out, Emperor Shizu of Han, Liu Xiu, shook his head and said:
"No, absolutely not. I have no reason to be a disciple."

"My grandson's idea is to sign an alliance with the young emperor of Song, so that the two countries can exchange what they have and what they need, and form an offensive and defensive alliance."

"After all, between a new emperor who advocates benevolence and two ambitious emperors, it is natural that the former is more suitable to be an ally."

"Fighting and killing is too boring. We don't have any borders, so why do we always have to fight each other?"

When Emperor Shizu of Han, Liu Xiu, recalled what he had seen and heard during the Han Dynasty, his conviction became even stronger.

People all over the world have longed for peace!
Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, walked up to Emperor Shizu of Han, Liu Xiu, with an extremely serious look, stretched out his hand, touched the latter's forehead, and asked:
"Who are you? Get out of Xiu'er's body right now!"

"You are the leader of the Erxing Han? You said fighting and killing is too boring? Are you trying to make me laugh?"

"Even if Xuande suddenly imitated Emperor Wu of Wei and asked every time he arrived in a city, "Are there any prostitutes in this city?" he would still be more normal than you."

Emperor Zhaolie of Han, Liu Bei, froze slightly and looked at Emperor Gaozu helplessly.

Immediately, he had to lower his head and continue roasting the fragrant unicorn.

There's nothing I can do about it, this is what happens when you are of a low generation.

Emperor Shizu of Han, Liu Xiu, explained:
"Emperor Gaozu, if the world were not in chaos, wouldn't your grandson want to be an ordinary citizen?"

"Heroes are made by the times. If the people had lived and worked in peace and contentment at the end of the Qin Dynasty, you might not have become the emperor."

"My grandson is just used to seeing the peaceful and harmonious scene of the Han Dynasty. I can't bear to see the Han Dynasty follow the same path as the Song Dynasty."

After witnessing the fighting between the Song and Tang dynasties and the tragic situation of the Song Dynasty, Emperor Shizu of Han, Liu Xiu, longed for peace.

Liu Bang, the emperor of Han Dynasty, said with a smile:

"Xiu'er, you want to make sure that there will be no more wars in all dynasties. How can you do this alone?" "You must know that the general trend of the world is that after a long period of division, there will be unification, and after a long period of unification, there will be division."

Sudden.

When Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang, saw that the Qilin had been roasted to a tender tenderness, he tore off a hind leg and said:
"Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore, come on, come on, eat quickly."

Upon seeing this scene, Emperor Shizu of Han, Liu Xiu, Emperor Wu of Han, and other emperors all stopped talking and started eating unicorn meat.

What did Emperor Gaozu say?

The kirin is already roasted, we can’t waste it, right?

not far away.

The Crown Prince Liu Ying, Prince Liu Ju, Liu Chan and others of the Han Dynasty also gathered together to roast a unicorn.

However, compared with the unskilled Emperor Zhaolie of Han, Liu Ju's skills were even worse.

Anyway, Liu Ying couldn't recognize what the dark thing in front of him was. He looked at his father's situation with some envy and said:
"Juer, let Adou come next time. It's a waste of natural resources."

Liu Ju smiled awkwardly and said in a low voice:

"Ahem, this is just distraction. It's because the news from the Song Dynasty is so shocking."

"That was the founding emperor of the Song Dynasty. There was also Emperor Taizong of Song who ascended the throne by the shadow of a candle and the sound of an axe."

"Just because Emperor Song Shao was a king who lost his country, he was able to rebel and ascend the throne?"

"This is incredible."

In Liu Ju's view, this shocking thing was no less than Liu Chan, whose reputation as a waste spread throughout the dynasties.

It is more reliable to drive Emperor Gaozu and his own father off the throne and ascend the throne to become emperor.

Liu Ying took out some spiritual fruits from his storage bag to fill his stomach, handed a few to a few people, and said nonchalantly:
"Unbelievable? Isn't he the second Emperor Taizong of the Song Dynasty after Emperor Taizong of Tang, Emperor Taizong of Song, and Emperor Taizong of Ming?"

"It's not the first time I've seen a useless founding emperor who was driven out of his home and exiled to a foreign land."

Liu Ju thought of Emperor Gaozu of Tang, Li Yuan, and said with a hint of disdain in his eyes:

"Hey, who will be the next one?"

"Earlier, Emperor Taizu of Ming abdicated and Emperor Xingzong of Ming ascended the throne. Now Emperor Shao of Song succeeded to the throne, and Emperor Taizu of Song was driven back to his hometown."

“I wonder which dynasty will be the next to have a new emperor?”

Liu Chan carefully tugged at Liu Ju's sleeve and said:

"Be careful!"

"Emperor Gaozu and his men are still here."

Liu Ju said casually:
"Adou, when will you change your cowardly nature?"

"Did I say something wrong? I am not encouraging the Crown Prince to imitate the Young Emperor of Song. Even if Emperor Gaozu is in front of me, what crime is there?"

One word.

Liu Chan quickly looked at several emperors not far away, and the Crown Prince Liu Ying of the Han Dynasty made the same move.

The difference is that the former is worried, while the latter is filled with fear.

For a long time.

Seeing Emperor Gaozu of Han, Emperor Wu of Han, and other emperors still eating and drinking, Liu Chan breathed a sigh of relief and whispered:

"Grandfather, please keep your voice down!"

"Today we are just eating and drinking, don't talk about state affairs."

The Han crown prince Liu Ying nodded repeatedly and echoed:

"That's right, that's right. I dare not imitate Emperor Taizong of Tang."

"My greatest wish is to give birth to a son with great talent and vision, and then live a peaceful life." (End of this chapter)