Emperors chat group

Ming Dynasty territory.

The Ming generals who went on this expedition gathered together to drink and have fun.

In the center of the palace, dozens of fox demons were dancing gracefully and seductively.

Duke Hanguo Li Shanchang had a head full of white hair, like a dying old man, and he stared straight at the fox girls.

He held a luminous cup in his right hand, which was empty, but he was still sipping it sip by sip.

Xin Guogong Tang He was sitting next to him. He pointed his finger and shot out a beam of fairy light, which startled Li Shanchang and said jokingly with a smile:
"Shanchang, if you like it, why not report it to His Majesty and ask His Majesty to reward you with a few fox girls to take back to your mansion. Wouldn't it be wonderful to admire them day and night?"

"Why are you staring at me like that? This is damaging your reputation as the Duke of Korea~"

Li Shanchang, the Duke of Korea, smiled awkwardly and declined:
"As the ancients said, food and sex are human nature. Is there any man in the world who doesn't love beautiful women? I am also an ordinary person, how can I be immune?"

"As for asking His Majesty for a reward, there is no need for that. A beauty should only be admired from afar, not played with..."

Duke of Wei Xu Da said unhappily:
"Come on, Li Shanchang, I heard that you have married several concubines in the past few months, and they are all women from the demon tribe."

"Isn't it because you've been partying all night and you're running out of energy?"

Li Shanchang could not tolerate Xu Da's rumor-mongering. He angrily retorted:
"Nonsense!!"

"Who dares to spread rumors about me? I'm in good health!"

Duke of Wei Xu Da nodded casually and echoed:

"Oh, yes, yes, you are in good health. Your son Li Mao is lying. He spread rumors that you have been collecting some aphrodisiac treasures recently."

"How short-sighted! Could it be that the natural treasures that can enhance male sexual function are only useful for nourishing the body?"

"Could it be that you just want to practice Qi and Blood Martial Arts on a whim?"

This time, Li Shanchang, the Duke of Korea, could no longer hold back and cursed:
"You are a traitor, you are a traitor!!"

Duke of Wei Xu Da, Duke of Xin Tang He and other founding veterans laughed especially happily when they saw this scene.

One by one, they came up with plans and said:

"Lord Han Guo, I have come across a folk remedy that can nourish and strengthen the body. How about I give it to you to see?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I also have one... ahem, not me, but a close friend of mine, who has a secret dual cultivation technique~"

"Dual cultivation secret technique? Harmonizing yin and yang? Or taking yin to replenish yang?"

"Nonsense, of course it's about balancing yin and yang, taking yin to replenish yang, isn't that a secret technique of the devil?"

"Is it true? I don't believe it unless I see it."

“Yes, we don’t believe it either.”

……

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen, Ming Shenzong, Ming Sizong and other Ming emperors gathered together.

When they heard Ming Yingzong's extremely arrogant words "My great grandfather is invincible in the world" in the chat group, several people fell silent.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian "poofed" and sprayed the wine in his mouth all over Ming Xianzong beside him. He wiped it off in a panic and said awkwardly:
"Emperor Xianzong, please forgive me, grandson, ahem, grandson was emotional for a moment..."

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen waved his hand, waved his right hand, and a fairy light flashed. The water stains on the dragon robe and even on his face disappeared, and he said:

"It's okay. I'm used to it. My father, the emperor, seems to feel uncomfortable if he doesn't cause trouble for a day."

"Youjian, could you help me this time?"

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian immediately guessed what Ming Xianzong wanted to do and declined:
"No, no, no, Emperor Xianzong, your grandson cannot bear this infamy. Why don't you ask Emperor Taizong to help?"

As he spoke, Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youjian, pointed towards Emperor Taizong of the Ming Dynasty, who was sitting next to Emperor Taizu not far away.

He signaled Emperor Xianzong not to find his descendant to take the blame. Emperor Xianzong Zhu Jianshen nodded, obviously having made up his mind, and said casually:
"Hou Cong, what is the punishment for disobeying the imperial decree?"

He had wanted to discipline his unreliable father a long time ago, but he never had the chance.

This time, it was his unreliable father who put the evidence before him. If he turned a blind eye, wouldn't he be wasting this God-given opportunity?
Emperor Taizu asked him to guard the border to guard against the Zhou Dynasty, but his unreliable father has now sneaked back to the capital of the Ming Dynasty...

Emperor Shizong of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houcong, pretended to think for a while and said seriously:
"According to the Great Ming Law issued by His Majesty Xingzong, those who disobey the imperial decree shall be exiled to the Eighteenth Level of Hell for a hundred years to atone their sins!"

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen coughed and said:

"This is too serious, is there anything less severe?"

The Eighteen Levels of Hell? That's the territory of the Kings of Qin and Jin!
Even he would suffer a lot if he went there, let alone his spoiled father.

I'm afraid he would be tortured into a madman by the kings of Qin and Jin.

Ming Shizong Zhu Houcong said:

"Considering that his crime was caused by a reason, should his crime be reduced by one level and he be demoted to hard labor for a thousand years?"

"It just so happens that as the spiritual energy of heaven and earth becomes more and more abundant, large-scale construction projects are being carried out all over the Ming Dynasty. This will surely make Emperor Yingzong starve and destitute."

Emperor Xianzong Zhu Jianshen thought about it carefully. With his father's temper, if he was really asked to do labor, he would probably just give up.
"Not appropriate. There is no one who can suppress my father. If my father goes there, he will definitely be lawless."

"Get another one."

Emperor Shizong of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houcong, spread his hands and said:

"Emperor Xianzong, there is only one solution left. Demote him to the Leopard House and be responsible for handling the feces of the spirit beasts every day."

Being thrown into the eighteen levels of hell was too heavy, being demoted to forced labor was too hard, and the only punishment for cultivators under the Ming Dynasty law was to clean up the excrement of spirit beasts.

Just when Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen showed a look of excitement.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian said quietly:
"Two ancestors, are you sure this isn't letting the tiger go back to the mountains?"

"Now my grandson is in charge of the Leopard House, but he can't control Emperor Yingzong at all."

"Besides, I'm afraid that Emperor Yingzong will find out that this was our idea and use the feces of spirit animals as weapons to attack us while we're in court."

For a moment, the faces of both Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen and Ming Shizong Zhu Houzhao froze at the thought of being covered in the feces of the spirit beast!
So sloppy! !

It's really possible!
With my father's (Emperor Yingzong) personality, he would really do such a ridiculous thing.

Ming Shaozong wondered:

"Why not just send Emperor Yingzong to the military camp and let Duke Wei take action to deal with him?"

"Logically speaking, Duke Wei is not only a veteran general who founded the country, but also the father-in-law of Emperor Yingzong's great grandfather. He should be able to suppress Emperor Yingzong."

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen rubbed his brows and reminded:

"Ahem... Is there a possibility that my father, the Emperor, likes to call for help?"

"Although Duke Wei is my elder, there is one person among the reinforcements that my father was able to bring in who is not afraid of Duke Wei."

Seeing the puzzled look on Ming Shaozong's face, Ming Sizong said helplessly:

"I have already thought of this method, but Duke Wei is afraid of his daughter."

"Can you expect the Duke of Wei, who doesn't even dare to eat his favorite roast goose in front of Princess Yan, to punish Emperor Yingzong severely?"

Yes, the Duke of Wei could indeed control Emperor Yingzong, but when his eldest daughter, Princess Yan, came, the Duke of Wei had to avoid her.

(End of this chapter)