Emperors chat group

Chapter 444
The King of Golden Horn held a fan in his hand and knelt aside to fan "Tang Sanzang".

Hearing this, seeing that "Tang Sanzang" was holding the purple-gold and red gourd without letting go, he said bitterly:

"Holy Monk, just use your self-defense. When you reach the Western Paradise, you must return it to the little demon."

Sun Quan, Emperor Wu, picked up the mutton fat jade bottle again, looked at it over and over for a while, and said:

"It turns out that these five magic weapons and those pills have to be returned?"

"Forget it, let the Bodhisattva take on the task of learning Buddhist scriptures from the West."

"I'm a little homesick, and I miss every plant and tree in Datang."

Seeing this scene, King Jinjiao secretly complained, and said helplessly:

"Don't, don't... Holy Monk, since you like it, I'll give it to you."

In case this person who learns scriptures does not go to the west to learn scriptures, and ruins the scheme of Lingshan Tathagata Buddha, he will not be able to bear it with his small body.

The big deal is to make a fool of yourself first, and when the person who learns the scriptures arrives at Lingshan, he will snatch away... and take back the magic weapon.

King Yinjiao, who was pulling the cart in front, said angrily:
"That's enough! You mortals are endless!"

"It's not enough to humiliate us, but also miss our magic weapon! Believe it or not..."

Before King Yinjiao could finish speaking, Emperor Wu Sun Quan picked up the seven-star sword, looked in the direction of Lingshan, and wailed:

"Bodhisattva! You should entrust this task to others."

"Today, I, Tang Sanzang, was humiliated by monsters. I have no choice but to draw my sword and kill myself because I have no face to see my father and fellow villagers in Datang again."

The Golden Horn King only felt that his head was getting bigger, so he ran over and beat the Silver Horn King across the head and face.

The beaten King Yinjiao had a bruised nose and swollen face, and couldn't even open his eyes. Then he took out a gourd elixir and stuffed it into the hands of "Tang Sanzang", flatteringly said:
"Holy Monk, my second brother was born with dementia and talks like crazy all day long. Don't be as knowledgeable as him."

"These pills are my apology gifts to you."

Emperor Wu also knew that he would take it as soon as it was ready, he put the pill in his arms, and said seriously:
"Xiao Jin, don't worry, when we arrive in Western Paradise, I will definitely give you a few good words in front of the Bodhisattva."

"Little Yin, pull the cart quickly, slow down, haven't you eaten?"

King Yinjiao gave "Tang Sanzang" a vicious look, and continued to pull the carriage.

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the other side.

Tang Taizong looked at Pingdingshan, whose outline could be vaguely seen in the distance, shook his head, and ordered:

"Jingde, send an order to march faster and bypass Pingdingshan."

Yu Chigong asked with some hesitation:

"Your Majesty, the land doesn't mean that there are two big monsters on Pingdingshan..."

Monkey King came over with a golden cudgel on his shoulders, and said:
"Erlang, are you afraid that you won't be able to defeat those two big monsters?"

"With my grandson here, why take a detour and call the door directly!"

Tang Taizong Li Shimin thought of the Shituo Ridge where thousands of monsters gathered, and said thoughtfully:

"The gold and silver monsters have already been taken first, but I heard that the big monsters of the three worlds are now gathered in Shituoling."

"Great Sage, I wonder if you have the guts to play with Ben?"

How could Sun Wukong admit cowardice?Immediately patted his chest and said:
"Go and go! Whoever is afraid of whom!"

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in the chat group.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Ha ha ha... This is called a wicked person who still needs to be tortured by a wicked person!

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Unexpectedly, Sun Shiwan's acting skills are good, he vomits blood when he says he vomits blood.

Zhu Qizhen of Emperor Yingzong of Ming Dynasty: Hmph... the hateful Sun Shiwan, who disregarded the emperor's face, brazenly acted like Tang Sanzang, and did all kinds of bad things!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: It's really a shame for the emperor!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Pull it down, Zhu Qizhen, do you dare to say that you are not moved?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Ahem... I really don't... heartbroken.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Group leader, group leader!

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: You are in the heaven now, why don't you help us find out what big monsters are there in the human world, they are the mounts of gods and Buddhas all over the sky.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: In this way, it will be easier for us to start.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Taizong is wise!

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen:? ? ?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Song Taizong old thief, you are too shameless!

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: What?Could it be that you, Zhu Qizhen, have a heart for monsters?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: What Song Taizong said...has some truth~
Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: Da Yuan and Da Qing also need to participate in this matter. The four continents in the human world, Da Yuan and Da Qing have to be one...

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Get rolling!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: How dare the two barbarian emperors run rampant in front of us?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Only Emperor Taizu is in the arena of the heavens, so he has no time to talk to you two barbarians.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Otherwise, Emperor Taizu will definitely kill all of you Manchu and Yuan Dynasty barbarians to exterminate your genocide!
Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: Cough cough... We are all emperors after all, how can we keep our mouths shut and exterminate the race?

Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: How about sitting down and discussing it?
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Discuss?with who?And you stray dog?
……

The Sui Dynasty opened the emperor's plane.

After Sui Gaozu saw what Yuanmingzong and Shizhen said, a flash of thought flashed in his eyes, he tapped the system interface, and said:

"Yinzhen, what's the matter? You only dare to hide behind Yuan Mingzong to watch the show?"

"I saw that the few strategies you made before you died were quite methodical. No wonder you were able to win the position of prince among the sons of Kangxi."

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The plane of Yongzheng in the Qing Dynasty.

Emperor Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty shook his head towards Yuan Mingzong and Shixuan who had aroused public anger, tapped the system interface, and said:

"The position of crown prince was granted to me by the late emperor, not taken away by me."

"On the contrary, you actually let Sui Yang, a foolish emperor, be your emperor of the Sui Dynasty. It's beyond my expectation."

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in the chat group.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I am a faint king? ? ?

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: A joke!I'm just in a hurry, but it's you, let alone the succession.

Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: In the 46th year of Kangxi, the crown prince was still Yinreng. How could you have the opportunity to succeed?
Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Unless the Kangxi barbarian lived for many years and survived the death of Prince Yinreng.

Emperor Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty: How can it be your turn to take care of the family affairs of the Qing Dynasty?
Yuan Mingzong and Shizhen: That's right, Qing Shizong is different from you, a faint king who killed brothers and brothers!
Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: I have given you an army of one million, do you dare to compete with me?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Haha...I forgot, you Yuan Mingzong is now a lost dog!
Qing Shizong Yinzhen: Ming Taizu, as the leader of the group, you should be treated equally, and Daqing will also participate in the arena of the heavens.

Emperor Yinzhen of the Qing Dynasty: Or is it that your Ming Taizu is so small...

Emperor Taizong of Ming Dynasty Zhu Di: Stop talking nonsense, wait for me to gather an army, and go to see your Manchu iron cavalry, whether you can compare with my Daming iron cavalry!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Grandfather, please calm down, let this matter go to grandson...cough cough, let Jianshen go!

Emperor Xianzong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Jianshen: My ministers take orders!
Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty Zhu Youtang: Father, let me do it, a mere barbarian is worthy of your hands?

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Ahem... why don't you let me do it?I want to drive in person!

(End of this chapter)