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When Qing Hu heard this, he was completely stunned. Who farted? he? ! !
Immediately.

When he smelled the strong stench around him, Qinghu's face turned dark, he threw away Han Gaozu who was about to help him, and cursed:
"roll!"

"You should behave upright and sit upright. This fart was definitely not caused by this poor person!"

"If there is a lie, let Pindao die right now!!!"

After the words fell, Zixiao Palace fell into a dead silence.

Hongyun rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment and said awkwardly:
"Ahem, fellow Daoist Qinghu, don't get excited."

"I remember, tens of thousands of years ago, when we were sitting in your cave and discussing Taoism, you were the same way. You accidentally let out a very smelly fart..."

"click"

Veins popped up on Qing Hu's forehead, he stood up, walked towards Hong Yun step by step, and said angrily:

"Hongyun, you still have the nerve to say that!"

"At that time, you said that you had brewed a fine wine with ginseng fruits and invited me to taste it. As a result, it gave me unbearable abdominal pain!"

Seeing that his best friend was in trouble again, Zhen Yuanzi stood up quickly, stood between the two of them, and said peacefully:

"Hey, hey, fellow Taoist Qinghu, don't be angry."

"The preaching of a saint is a great opportunity. We must not let the small things make us lose the big things."

As he spoke, Zhen Yuanzi waved his long sleeve, and immediately the stench in Zixiao Palace was cleared away.

Qinghu thought carefully and said viciously:

"What Fellow Taoist Zhenyuan said makes sense, Hongyun, let's wait until we hear the Tao to discuss our grudges!"

When Donghuang Tai saw this scene, he also knew that he seemed to have hit the wrong person, so he sat back on the futon in embarrassment.

For a while.

In the Zixiao Palace, only Han Gaozu, who was ten steps away from the palace gate, was caught in a dilemma.

Just as Hongyun was about to continue his enlightenment, he saw Emperor Han Gaozu still standing there stupidly and said in confusion:
"Fellow Taoist Di Ji, what are you doing standing still? Come here and listen to the sermon."

at the same time.

Daozu Hongjun also looked at Han Gaozu indifferently. His right hand was hidden in his sleeve and clenched tightly. It was obvious that he was very uneasy in his heart.

The number of listening creatures has increased again! ! !

Could it be that he was about to lose his mind and lose his mind? ?

Isn't it exactly three thousand? How come there are so many more?

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, faced everyone's gaze, turned around and walked towards the futon, and said absently:
"Fellow Daoist Hongyun, since this is a misunderstanding, just let it go."

"We are all guests in Zixiao Palace, so we should help each other."

Deep down in his heart, Emperor Han Gaozu wished he could give Hongyun a few slaps, just because this good old man had caused his plan to be exposed.

However, it doesn't matter, if the best solution doesn't work, he still has the next solution!
After sitting back on the futon, Emperor Han Gaozu showed an extremely gentle smile to Hongyun and moved his fingers lightly.

next second.

Among the crowd, a strong man with slightly dull eyes raised his head stiffly, looked at Hongyun, moved his lips slightly, and recited a spell.

After a few seconds.

Seeing Hongyun's pupils shrink, he couldn't help but cover his stomach and blush.

"Shua" stood up, covered his head and ran towards the outside of the palace.

"boom"

Just when Hongyun was about to leave Zixiao Palace, a childish voice sounded in front of the palace door:

"Master said, this is a great opportunity, why are you running away!"

Haotian was seen standing in front of the palace gate, opening his arms to stop Hongyun.

Hongyun covered her stomach and said awkwardly:

"Little boy, get out of the way."

"Pindao has unbearable abdominal pain, so he continues to stay in Zixiao Palace for fear of..." However, Haotian refused to get out of the way and said loudly:

"You are the little boy, I have a name, my name is Haotian!"

"I don't care, just go back and continue listening to the sermon."

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, stood up. When he passed by Liu Xun, Emperor Zhongzong of Han Dynasty, he paused and just stuffed a few longevity pills into the latter's mouth.

He supported Hongyun and scolded:

"Haotian, Fellow Taoist Hongyun is not feeling well. You can't even go out for a walk?"

"Could it be that the saint wants to trap us all in Zixiao Palace?"

"Get out of the way quickly. If you disturb other fellow Taoists listening to the sermon, the saint will blame you. Your little body can't bear it."

After being frightened, Haotian immediately calmed down and hid sideways, saying disdainfully:
"Hmph, you still dare to claim to be a person with great supernatural powers, but your Tao body is so weak, bah."

Hongyun glanced at Han Gaozu gratefully and said:
"Fellow Taoist Di Ji, thank you very much. After listening to the sermon, remember to come to Wuzhuang Temple to taste the ginseng fruit."

After saying that, Hongyun hurriedly opened the palace door and flew out.

Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, smiled proudly in his heart, raised his feet, and was about to step through the palace gate.

Sudden.

An extremely stinky smell drifted in from outside the palace.

Donghuang Taiyi smelled the stench again and glanced at the futon belonging to Hongyun not far away. Now it was empty, and he suddenly realized.

He sacrificed the Donghuang Bell, flew out of Zixiao Palace, and cursed:

"Well, Hongyun, it turns out you were shouting "Catch the thief" just now, which made me mistakenly think it was Taoist Fellow Qinghu who farted."

"See if I don't break your legs today!"

"shhhhhh"

Qinghu and Zhen Yuanzi followed closely. The difference is that the former is for revenge and the latter is to break up the fight.

Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, had already left the Zixiao Palace. Seeing this scene, he silently mourned for Hongyun for three seconds.

He had no choice but to resort to this last resort if he wanted to leave Zixiao Palace reasonably and legally.

Anyway, Hongyun died after Nuwa led them to become saints, so she must be fine.

Sudden.

The terrifying Holy Power fell heavily!
Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, felt his eyes blurred, and returned to the futon. Looking beside him, Hongyun, Donghuang Taiyi and others also looked confused.

Taoist Hongjun stopped his sermon and said indifferently:

"When I'm preaching, you guys are getting into fights. Could it be that you really think that I'm a saint and you can offend me at will?"

Hongyun covered her stomach with cold sweat breaking out on her forehead and said:

"Senior Hongjun, let me go quickly. The pain in my abdomen is unbearable. I must have eaten something bad."

Upon seeing this, Donghuang Taiyi and Qinghu looked at each other and asked Taoist Hongjun:
"Sage, why don't we just have some fun?"

"That's right, I haven't seen fellow Taoist Hongyun for a long time, so I couldn't help but make a joke. Does the saint have to take care of it?"

No matter how unbearable Hong Yun is, they all belong to the same camp. How can they sit back and watch the saint bully Hong Yun?
at this time.

Hongyun's face changed drastically, and he heard an earth-shaking loud noise, accompanied by a strong stench, and suddenly exploded!
In an instant, many people with great supernatural powers who listened to the sermon mistakenly thought that two Da Luo Jin Immortal Realm monks were fighting. They quickly woke up and skillfully offered up magic weapons to protect themselves.

But when I smelled the stench and saw the red cloud on my face.

His eyes became extremely strange, contemptuous, and speechless.

Taoist Hongjun's face darkened, and with a wave of his hand, he threw the red cloud into the chaos, and then dispersed the stench.

Suddenly I felt something was wrong. After all, Hongyun was also a Da Luo Jin Immortal monk. How could he have unbearable abdominal pain for no reason?
He simply counted with his fingers, and suddenly, the secret appeared!
"call out"

A ray of fairy light fell, capturing a tall man with dull eyes in the air.

Daozu Hongjun said coldly:
"Tell me, why do you want to disturb this poor man's sermon?"

(End of this chapter)