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Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin glanced at Emperor Sui Yang strangely, quietly moved away, and said with disgust:
"Yang Guang, do you have any special hobbies?"

"Or are you, like Li Chengqian, fond of that kind of...eunuch who is shy of his beauty?"

"Bah, stay away from me from now on, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to help but beat you up!"

As he spoke, Song Taizu patted his shoulders vigorously, as if he was afraid of being stained by something dirty.

Ming Taizong Zhu Di also said in a complicated tone:

"Yang Guang, people can't...at least they shouldn't...forget it, a gentleman will not take away someone's love, otherwise you should take this mosquito Taoist away."

He was sure that if his father saw the graceful Mosquito Taoist, his first reaction would be to order someone to pour gold juice into him to drive away evil spirits.

Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty said angrily:
"Gungun, I just wanted to have fun on a whim. Where did you two think of it!"

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin said seriously:
"Don't explain. No wonder the Twelve Golden Immortals have died. Shen Gongbao beside you is still alive and well..."

"Now it seems that it is not an accident~ Fortunately, I, the Great Song Dynasty, are not so disgusting..."

at this time.

The space channel emerges.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi came here with a painting and said excitedly:
"Quickly, Mr. Mosquito, transform me into this shape!"

While talking, Song Taizong spread out the painting in his hand and saw a graceful and peerless beauty on it.

Looking at her appearance, she looks exactly like Nuwa!
When Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin saw this scene, his face darkened and he said quietly:
"Tingyi...are you seeking death?"

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi said enthusiastically:
"Brother, don't you think this is interesting?"

"Just imagine, Fuxi would be shocked if he saw Taoist Mosquito like this."

"Besides, when Nuwa attains enlightenment... I'm afraid that the whole world will be hunting down the mosquitoes!"

"buzz"

Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, also came here. After manifesting the appearance of Taoist Hongjun, he ordered:
"Master Mosquito, if you transform into a woman like this, I can guarantee that you will not die!"

At the end of the Great Tribulation of the Gods, Daozu Hongjun suddenly intervened, preventing him from harming Emperor Sui Yang.

He took this revenge on Daozu Hongjun during the Lich Tribulation!

this moment.

Looking at the two paintings in front of him, the mosquito Taoist was very angry and cursed:
"Enough! What do you think this ancestor is! Do you really think that this ancestor is made of clay? You can't knead it!!!"

If it weren't for the fact that he was born a little later, Styx would regard the Blood Sea as his own.

He didn't have to wait until Styx went to Zixiao Palace before preparing to transform.

Who would have thought that he would be bullied by a dog when he fell down, and he would be bullied by a group of ants today!
……

Zixiao Palace.

Blood Sea Styx suddenly sneezed uncontrollably and said doubtfully:

"It's strange. Could it be that someone is cursing me behind my back? Who? Bird and fish thieves? Or those barbarians from the Wu clan?"

"Hmph, I want you not to let go of this sea of ​​blood. It is a filthy place. Even the body of the ancestral witch you are waiting for will be corroded if you stay there for a long time."

As he said that, Blood Sea Styx looked a little proud.

Those barbarians still want to raid his house? Before he heard the sermon, he took all his family wealth with him!

On the platform.

Daozu Hongjun, who was describing the method of killing three corpses, had a bad premonition for some reason.

……

In the chat group.

Ming Sizong Zhu Youjian: Hahaha... Song Taizong and Tang Taizong were really good at playing.

Zhu Youjian, Sizong of the Ming Dynasty: Are you really worried that Mosquito Taoist's death will not be happy enough, and do you want him to die more miserably?

Qin Shihuang Ying Zheng: He is truly a god.

Group leader: Fortunately, our Ming Dynasty does not have such descendants, otherwise, we would just kill them. Group leader: Save yourself the whole day of embarrassment!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Ahem, Emperor Taizu is right! Jianshen, Youtang, did you hear that?

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Listen to me, you two filial sons and grandsons. If you dare to imitate Li Chengqian, I will break your legs!
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: No, no.

Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty: Grandpa Huang, don’t worry.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Hey, Zhu Qizhen, you became arrogant as soon as you took over Jianwu?

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Wan Yangou, I don’t have time to argue with you. After all, I am here to govern the people.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: With this heavy responsibility on my shoulders, I dare not stop for a moment.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou:...

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: I am determined from now on to follow the example of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, accept advice widely, and follow the good deeds.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou:...

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: As long as there is a hungry commoner in the Jianwu Dynasty, I will never accept a concubine!

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Are you... too pretentious?

Group leader: Qi Zhen, you will be beaten for bragging.

Zhu Biao, Emperor Xingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Father, it is rare for Qi Zhen to have such an ambition, so I should support him.

Ming Xingzong Zhu Biao: Qizhen, do you need manpower over there? Just say whatever you want, and I hope you will do what you say.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: Your Majesty, Xingzong, has two grandchildren, Yao Guangxiao and Yu Qian.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty: With the help of these two people, my grandson is confident that he will create a prosperous and orthodox world within ten years! ! Far away from the Han and Tang dynasties!

Han Zhongzong Liu Xun:? ? ?

Tang Suzong Li Heng:? ? ?

Tang Xuanzong Li Chen: What?
Ming Xingzong Zhu Biao: Good! I have made the decision for the fourth child, and I will lend you these two!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Thank you, Your Majesty Xingzong!

……

Lich Catastrophe.

Wuzhuang Temple.

Zhu Jianshen, Emperor Xianzong of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youtang, Emperor Xiaozong of Ming Dynasty, and Zhu Houcong, Emperor Shizong of Ming Dynasty, stood under the ginseng fruit tree under the cover of the formation.

He looked up at the thirty ginseng berries hanging on the branches and commented:
"How long do you think my father's grand words can last? Three months?"

"Father, Grandpa Huang has been dethroned from the throne since he joined the group and has been living abroad. I am afraid he has really changed his mind this time."

"Three months? Change your mind? I only know that a country is easy to change, but a person's nature is hard to change. Just watch, one day is enough."

"Can't you? Grandpa Huang has issued a military order in front of Emperor Taizu and Crown Prince... His Majesty Xingzong."

……

The Jianwu plane of the Ming Dynasty.

Inside the palace.

Zhu Qizhen, Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, was lying on the dragon chair, enjoying the considerate service of a group of beautiful palace ladies.

Feeling the life he had not had for a long time, Ming Yingzong almost burst into tears with joy and said with emotion:
"It's not easy. I am finally the king again."

"Haha, as long as Yao Guangxiao and Yu Qian come, I will hand over the power of government to them. If we cannot create a prosperous world within ten years, I will punish them!"

Anyway, he has already blown it out. If Yao Guangxiao and Yu Qian can't do it, at worst, he will put the blame on these two people!
Didn’t Ming Shizong Zhu Houcon always say that the dynasty was filled with fierce ministers? Coincidentally, so is he~
……

Lich Catastrophe.

Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty saw that Taoist Mosquito had not spoken for a long time and said coldly:
"Mr. Mosquito, you have to think clearly."

"If you disobey us, you will only end up in disgrace!"

"Don't say that I didn't predict what I said!" (End of this chapter)