Liang Jian: I have a canteen
Chapter 1073 Stinky Tofu Arc
Chapter 1073 Stinky Tofu Arc
Xu San's accuracy is also good, with a hit rate of more than 50%.
Although it stinks, he is still very happy when he sees the stinky tofu stuck on people's faces.
The sense of satisfaction brought by the moment of hitting the target is even greater than killing a Japanese soldier with one shot.
Unfortunately, after just a few throws, the students were beaten away by Lingzi's quick and accurate techniques.
Feeling a bit bored, Xu San took out a piece of stinky tofu and threw it at Lingzi.
Unfortunately, he missed and accidentally hit Xiaomei in the face.
"Ah~" Xiaomei exclaimed, staring at Xu San with her big eyes. Xu San pretended not to see her and whistled at the sky.
Xiaomei gritted her teeth and said to Lingzi, "Lingzi, he wanted to hit you just now."
"Really?" Lingzi looked at Xu San, then at Xiaomei, then reached into the jar, took out a piece, and threw it at Xu San.
Lingzi's hands were very accurate, and the stinky tofu was smoothly applied to Xu San's face in an arc.
"Haha~" Lingzi and Xiaomei laughed at the same time.
Xu San fished out another piece of stinky tofu and said to Zhang Hui, "What are you looking at? Throw it away! We are two grown men, how can we be afraid of these two little girls?"
"Ah!" Zhang Wei was surprised and didn't dare to do anything.
Those two were indeed women, but one was his own sister, and the other was Japanese, and a little star.
He couldn't bring himself to do any of them.
He couldn't bring himself to do it, but the two women opposite him could.
The battle over stinky tofu only stopped for a moment before it started again.
Xiaomei seemed to have been suppressed for a long time, and finally exploded at a moment.
Don’t think about things that make you unhappy.
She no longer cared about the stone weighing on her heart. Now she only had Xu San in her eyes.
She didn't know how to face Xu San. She just wanted to bury him with stinky tofu.
It doesn't matter if the stench lasts for thousands of years or the fragrance spreads thousands of miles.
The situation was one-sided, with one side fighting with all their might, while on the other side there was someone fighting passively.
Xu San is depressed!
You, Zhang Hui, are afraid of the consequences, right?
You missed it on purpose, didn't you?
Since you don't want to fight, just come here and use me as a shield.
Thinking of this, Xu San pulled Zhang Hui over and stood in front of him.
With the shield, Xu San suffered fewer attacks.
Unfortunately, it was only a little less, because Reiko had been using the shuriken technique to skim the stinky tofu.
Perhaps because the stinky tofu was light, the arc it drew was even more bizarre, and it was often able to bypass Zhang Hui and hit Xu San.
In the distance, several students who had been beaten away seemed to have come back, and this time they were carrying a wooden barrel.
Xu San took a glance and guessed that it was filled with manure or something like that.
This thing is not good
Xu San feels that it is different from stinky tofu.
So he took out his box gun and shot at the lid to warn them not to go too far.
The crisp sound of gunfire echoed in the alley, scaring several students to stop.
They looked up at Xu San and found that he was looking at them with a bad expression.
The deterrent effect of guns is always huge. At this moment, no matter how angry the students are, they know what they should not do.
So he carried the dung bucket and left the alley.
"Pah~" a piece of stinky tofu was smeared on the face.
"Hahaha~~" Xiaomei's crisp laughter rang out, and then she made a cheering gesture. It seemed that the piece just now was lost by her.
Xu San reached out to grab Zhang Hui, but found that the boy had slipped down from the roof while he was showing off.
So, the two-on-one game began.
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