Liang Jian: I have a canteen

Chapter 391 Miss Ji's Eloquence

Xu San turned his head and looked over, and saw two young girls fetching water back. The two walked very close, talking and laughing, and seemed to have a good relationship.

The relationship between the two girls was better than Xu San expected, because Xu San felt that there would inevitably be conflicts between the two troubled girls when they got together, but it didn't seem to be the case.

However, he seemed to faintly see a trace of contempt and disgust in Xiaohong's eyes.

I don't care, that girl is a good actress, maybe this is for outsiders to watch.

The kettle has been put on the ground.

Seeing the kettle, Xu San hurried over, picked one up, and brought himself a glass of water.

After blowing, he drank "chiliu~chiliu".

After taking a few sips, the dryness in his throat eased, so he said to Ji Wushuang, "Then tell me! How did those people die?"

"It's a long story, please listen to me slowly." Ji Wushuang said slowly, like a storyteller in a teahouse.

Xu San took another sip of water and said, "Let's make a long story short!"

"Ahem~" Miss Ji cleared her throat, "It was a dark night where you could barely see your fingers. Just after the third watch, a large black cloud floated across the sky, and the golden light was shining in the dark cloud. You can faintly see a A golden-armored god. Looking from afar, I can see this god's complexion is red, his eyes are like mirrors, his horns are three feet long, and he looks like six animals, like a monkey."

Hearing this, the corners of Xu San and Zhang Fengling's mouths couldn't help twitching.

But Ji Wushuang didn't seem to see their unnatural expressions, and continued, "I saw this god slapped his stomach, and a bolt of lightning pierced through the dense black clouds, pierced the silent night sky, and rushed towards the substation on the ground. However, things are like broken bamboo, and there is an air of impropriety. It's a pity."

When talking about this, Ji Wushuang even took a moment, with the momentum of a storyteller in a teahouse.

Xu San and Zhang Fengling behaved mediocrely, they didn't take Ji Wushuang's words seriously at all.

But Xiaohong showed a very interested look. If this was in a teahouse, she would probably pay for it.

Ji Wushuang put on airs and did not continue.

Xu San sighed, "I think you should relearn your physics. When I go out, I will go back to school and find Teacher Zhang to give you a good supplement of physics during this holiday."

"Uh..." Ji Wushuang's shy little face suddenly dimmed, and he said with luck to please, "Don't, Mr. Edogawa, I'll finish the rest of the story right now, and make a long story short."

After deliberating for a while, Ji Wushuang continued: "It's a pity that the lightning bolt failed to reach the ground and was blocked by a white sail. There was a cloud of dark red blood in the center of the white sail. It is rumored that it was caused by a woman's menstruation. The dark thing happens to be the nemesis of this thunder and lightning."

Hearing this, Xu San said three words in his heart, I rely on it, rely on it, rely on it!
Who tmd arranged this, is it Mr. Storyteller or Miss Ji herself.

No matter who it is, this paragraph is too lethal when spoken by Miss Ji.

Miss Ji is indeed a hero among girls!

Ji Wushuang picked up the cup, took a sip of water, and continued: "But after the bloody white sail withstood the lightning once, it faded away, like a foot cloth, floating half-dead in the air! The gold in the sky Seeing such a scene, Tianshen Jia became furious. So he patted his stomach several times in a row. Then, countless lightnings fell from the sky, one silver arc after another illuminated the entire night sky, and countless thunders pierced through the thick Thick clouds, like countless sharp swords, pierced the earth. Faced with such mighty power, the white sail instantly turned into dust and drifted into the sky."

Xu San waved his hand, holding back his joy, with displeasure on his face, "Okay, let's talk about the result. Don't exaggerate again, I'm afraid I can't help it. Beat you!"

Ji Wushuang stuck out his tongue and said, "Four Dongying people died in that substation. When they were carried out, they were all black, as if they had been burned by fire."

"Is there anything else? The power outage happened in the morning, not at night. There must be witnesses around the substation. You must have paid for the news, right?"

Ji Wushuang smiled, "Hey, teacher is smart, you really can't hide anything from you. In fact, the witnesses couldn't tell clearly, they just saw a few shelves in the substation, sparks popping out, and then burned .”

Xu San thought about the scene at that time, and asked. "Then inside the substation, is there any arc, fire, or explosion?"

Ji Wushuang pouted, "No, the substation was built in the wilderness. It would be nice if I could find witnesses, and it's an important facility for you Dongying people. Ordinary people shot and drove away if they got too close."

"Well, indeed! Then what do you think, based on what you have learned, try to restore the cause of the power outage at too far away."

Hearing this, Ji Wushuang immediately looked at Xu San with disdain, "Teacher, you think highly of me too, don't you know how many people are looking for the cause of the accident in Taiyuan now, if I can find out, then The mayor who is too far away has no choice but to confess me."

"What are you doing, do you have three incense sticks in the morning and evening?" Xu San said sarcastically, and put the drained water glass on the table.

Seeing the water glass that Xu San drank dry, Xiao Hong obediently came over to pour water.

After the water was full, she found the sanitary napkin on the table.

Curious, she picked it up and looked at it. She didn't know what it was, so she asked, "What is this?"

"This is called a sanitary napkin, and it's used by our women during menstruation." Wushuang also walked over and explained, "My family plans to open a factory specializing in this kind of thing."

Xiaohong took the sanitary coffee table and pinched it, it felt soft, and it felt good when pinched.

"This is good. It's better than the belt." As he said that, he turned it around and looked at it repeatedly, and then asked suspiciously, "Is this cotton in it? But I didn't find the opening for cotton? Could it be that every time They have to be cut, filled with cotton and then sewn on.”

Xiaohong, whose female celebrity skills are about zero, is not too interested in this design, and even finds it troublesome.

"This thing is disposable, use it once and throw it away."

"Isn't this a bit of a waste!" Xiaohong said regretfully, he felt that this sanitary napkin used a lot of cotton for nothing, and it would be too wasteful to throw it away after only one use.

"Why don't you call it a sanitary napkin? Hygiene, hygiene, of course, is for cleanliness. We are all women, we must know how to treat ourselves better, and we must not be careless about important things like menstruation." Ji Wushuang said with a superior face .

"How much is this thing?" Xiaohong asked.

Ji Wushuang frowned and looked at Zhang Fengling, "How much should we sell?"

"There's no price yet? But the [Reliable] produced in Shanghai is a box of five pieces, priced at one yuan and five."

"Ocean?" Xiaohong asked?
"En!" Zhang Fengling nodded.

When Xiaohong heard the price, she couldn't help but said, "Isn't this stealing money?"

Miss Ji didn't take it seriously, "There is a reason why you are expensive. Let me tell you why it is so expensive." She picked up a cup and poured the tea in it on the sanitary napkin.

A cup of tea was put on it, and the sanitary napkin was also dyed yellowish brown. Then she picked up the fat sanitary napkin and said to Xiaohong, "Come and touch it."

Xiaohong stretched out her little hand, touched it, and then said with a surprised face, "It's dry, not wet at all!"

"Did you know? To buy the formula of this cloth, we spent [-] oceans. At present, only Modu produces this kind of thing on the market, and their cloth does not have the function of ours."

"Awesome!" Xiaohong exclaimed, and then couldn't help touching the chubby sanitary napkin again, but when she thought of the price, she felt pain again.

Ji Wushuang nodded, and pointed to the quilt that was poured with water just now, "Do you have such a large amount?"

Xiaohong shook her head, saying no, but she suddenly thought that Xu San was also next to her, so her face immediately turned red, and she secretly looked at Xu San.

Xu San pretended not to see, and continued to watch Miss Ji promote her own products.

"The cotton inside is also made with special techniques, yes." Ji Wushuang was at a loss for words, because she couldn't remember how much the cotton absorbs at the moment.

Turning her head to look at Zhang Fengxia, she realized that because of her seat, Zhang Fengxia was not facing her right now, nor was she looking at her.

However, she saw Xu San stretch out five fingers, giving her a hint.

Although he wondered how he knew, he still said it directly, "It has five times the amount of blood sucking!"

"Ah? The formula of this kind of cotton also cost a lot of money?" Xiaohong asked again in surprise.

"Haha, I didn't spend any money on this one. I came here for nothing because of my Ji family's relationship."

"Your Ji family is amazing!" Xiaohong praised sincerely.

"Papapa~" Xu San slapped his hands and said, "Wu Shuangjiang is so eloquent. If I were a woman, I might be tempted."

Being praised, Ji Wushuang naturally showed a proud look.

"Miss, what you just said is indeed good. You have fully reflected the functions of our products, especially the act of pouring water is the finishing touch." Zhang Fengling also praised sincerely.

Someone praised himself again, and Ji Wushuang became even more embarrassing.

Looking at the arrogant Miss Ji, Xu San immediately poured cold water on it mercilessly: "It's just that the price is still a bit high. If you sell it at the [reliable] price of the magic city, it will be difficult to open up the market."

"I've also thought about this problem, but the cost is really high. The cost of a single piece is only ten cents, and that's not counting packaging and transportation." Zhang Fengling said.

"Optimizing the production process should reduce it a bit. In addition, didn't I just say that? The size is being reduced a bit, so it can be compressed a bit, and the packaging is simpler, but it should be exquisite. How about using plastic? I don't know if the Ji family has There is no way?"

"The Ji family knows a factory that makes plastic, but the cost of plastic boxes is probably higher than that of wooden boxes." Zhang Fengling replied.

"Without a box, it can be made into a film like paper, and then heat-sealed will be no problem."

"Let me consult."

Seeing Xu San and Zhang Fengling's question and answer, Ji Wushuang was very confused, "Sister Zhang, why do you let him, an outsider, get involved in our business?"

Zhang Fengling smiled slightly, "Mr. Edogawa is not an outsider, he was the first to propose this business route, and the appearance we use is different from [reliable], this better appearance design is also from Edogawa. The gentleman first proposed it. Most importantly, the master said that if he participates in the management, he will give him [-]% of the shares."

"Ah~~" Ji Wushuang opened his mouth wide in shock after hearing Zhang Fengling's words, and then picked up the sanitary napkin again, "You mean he designed the appearance of this thing?"

Xu San also asked suspiciously, "Have I designed it?"

"Although you didn't draw the drawing directly, you drew a rough pattern on the window for me on the train that day, as well as some details. And you also said that such a design is called ergonomics."

Xu San smacked his mouth, he had done that before.

At this time, Ji Wushuang looked at Xu San with surprise, fear, and disdain.

"Then why are you staring at me?" Xu San asked.

"I was thinking, how many women did you harm to design the appearance of this thing?" Miss Ji grinned and said without holding back.

Xu San wanted to go back, but facing Ji Wushuang, he felt that he had no idea, and he kept going back and forth, really not knowing what else the young lady could say.

"Wushuang! Be careful when speaking!" Zhang Fengling reminded again.

Miss Ji stopped talking, and then gave Xiaohong a wink, meaning, I'm right, your man is a big pervert, an old and dishonest person.

As an audience, Xiaohong also listened to the whole conversation of the few people just now, and was also very concerned about Ji Wushuang's last words. At this moment, she was already re-examining her immediate boss.

Seeing the contempt in Xiaohong's eyes, Xu San just coughed lightly and continued, "I read it from a book?"

"Which book?" Xiaohong asked angrily.

"Forgot." Xu Sanhao replied without hesitation, because he didn't know which book, and the advertisements for this stuff were too common on TV.

"Huh!" Xiao Hong snorted coldly, looking a little angry.

Seeing Xiaohong's petty sex and getting emotional, Ji Wushuang was very happy, and felt that he was one step closer to saving Xiaohong from the sea of ​​suffering.

Xu San ignored Xiaohong, who was playing petty sex, he was thinking about advertising.

Advertisement in this era is still in its infancy, and it simply stays at the level of introducing products. Although the effect is very good, it has not yet penetrated into the hearts of the people.

Xu San bowed his head in thought, and didn't speak for a long time. Seeing this, Xiao Hong couldn't help but asked, "Did Miss Ji hit the nail on the head and couldn't refute you?"

"No, I'm thinking about the slogan of the advertisement." Xu San replied to Xiaohong's words without raising his head.

Xiaohong raised her eyebrows, feeling a vein in her head seemed to twitch, "Answer me, how many women do you have!?"

"Well, let me think about it." Xu San replied absent-mindedly.

"I still have to think about it? Do you need to think about it if you don't have enough? It seems that Miss Ji is right, you are too many, and I can't even count them." Xiaohong said angrily, then turned around and was about to leave. In the end, Xu San grabbed him back.

"What are you doing? Anyway, you have many women, and you don't lack me." Xiaohong said sourly, tears falling down.

Looking at the lovely and pitiful Xiaohong, Xu Sanxin said, "You did a really good job in this play, but it's a pity that you just threw me out."

　Today is still a big chapter, squeezed out of the time code.

　　It just snowed here, and my mother fell down again. I have to take care of her these days, and try to complete the 4k update.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)