Liang Jian: I have a canteen

In the early morning, there was no sunlight, and the dark clouds filled the sky, making the light extremely dim.

The air pressure is very low, making people feel a little short of breath.

At six o'clock, the biological clock in Xu San's body woke him up on time.

After a simple wash, he came to the yard.

Su Yuan was cleaning in the yard, she turned her head and saw Xu San's unwashed grimace and was stunned.

Suppressing her smile, she walked over to greet her, "Morning, Master."

Xu San shook his shoulders and said, "Morning, do you wake up so early every day?"

"It's later than this every day. Master, you said yesterday that you would teach me kung fu this morning, so I got up early." Su Yuan replied.

Xu San raised his eyebrows, thought for a while, it seems that he really said it when making noodles yesterday.

He did say it, and he also said it to Xiaohong.

In fact, he wanted to exercise Xiaohong two days ago, but he was delayed because of the deal with the 357 regiment.

But now that Su Yuan got up, Xiao Hong didn't get up, which made him frown involuntarily.

Looking at Big Big Wolf, he intends to let it act as an alarm, but he can't bear to see it languishing, so he decides to do it by himself.

It turned out that he did this when he was in Taiyuan Army Hospital.

It's not a problem to do it again now.

After making up his mind, Xu San shook his head, cleared his throat, and roared:

little red girl
get up early
Pull up your trousers and go to the latrine

Someone in the hut
What should I do
had to pull on the pants

A catchy nursery rhyme popped out of Xu San's mouth, but maybe because it was too short, Xiaohong didn't seem to respond, and was still sleeping late with her head covered.

But it's okay!
If it doesn't work once, let's sing it twice.

If not twice, then three times.
Finally, when Xu San sang it for the fifth time, Xiao Hong finally rushed out of the room unkempt.

With scarlet eyes staring at her, she rushed to Xu San without saying a word, jumped up, held Xu San in her arms, bit his head with one bite.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts~" Xu San screamed and tried to throw Xiao Hong off, but at this moment, Xiao Hong was like an octopus tightly entangled Xu San, and she didn't intend to let go at all.

Su Yuan opened her mouth, she was a little dazed when she saw the two fighting. As a former eldest lady, she had never seen her brother-in-law and sister-in-law fight so brazenly.

But thinking of the conversation between them yesterday, they were relieved.

She nodded, thinking that the master is very powerful.

I took my older sister in, and now even my younger sister is also taken in, but does my wife know about this?
little red girl
get up early
Pull up your trousers and go to the latrine

Someone in the hut
What should I do
had to pull on the pants

The voice of nursery rhymes came again, this time from the direction of the wall, but what was different from Xu San's slack voice just now was that it was a clear and pleasant child's voice, which was very pleasant to listen to.

Xiaohong finally let go of Xu San's hands and feet, turned her head to look at the little girl on the wall, and shouted, "Xiaomeizi, come down for me, and see if I don't beat you to death!"

The little girl made a face at Xiaohong, "Auntie Xiaohong is pulling on her trousers."

"Ah~~~ I'm so mad!" Xiaohong grabbed her hair and looked around, as if she wanted to find something convenient to beat the girl up.

After searching for a long time, I couldn't find anything, so I stopped looking and ran directly to the ladder, planning to go directly to the wall to catch the little girl and beat her up.

But the little girl ran along the wall very nimbly, Xiaohong followed closely and also walked up the wall, but her balance ability was not as good as the little girl's, so she could only sway slowly on this not-so-wide wall Forward.

Although the speed is slow, she is not afraid, because this wall is a dead end, no matter how much the little girl can run, she will run to the end.

Sure enough, the girl ran to the end without taking two steps.

Looking at the little girl who had run to a dead end, Xiao Hong sneered and said, "You are running, haha, let me see where you are going!"

The little girl pulled her eyelids and stuck out her tongue, then jumped down, "Uncle catch me!"

Xu San came to the bottom of the wall just in case when the little girl was on top of the wall, but this move just made the little girl happy.

Just when I wanted to teach a few words, I found that the little girl had broken free from my arms and ran to the ladder, and then...
She removed the ladder.

"Auntie Xiaohong, I'm right here, come and catch me! Haha~" the little girl said to Xiaohong, who was swaying on the wall, with her waist on her waist.

At this moment, Xu Sanyi has a black line on his head.

Now the little girl's bratty nature is getting stronger and stronger, and her series of actions just now were obviously premeditated.

When she started running, she kicked her own ladder down, and when she ran to the end of the wall, she even thought that she would go under the wall to protect her, so she dared to jump down without hesitation .

Xiaohong was about to collapse, and this early in the morning let him hear Xu San's ugly voice again, and even arranged such an ugly song.

Forget it, this big pig's hoof is originally this virtue.

But what she didn't expect was that now even the little girl came to bully her.

Wronged!

So aggrieved!

Now she was riding on the wall, her eyes were red, she was looking at the ground tearfully, she wanted to jump but dared not.

At this time, Xu San had already come under her, "Jump, I will follow you."

When she saw Xu San, she pouted and said reluctantly, "Then I'm going to dance, if you can't catch it, don't come into my house from now on."

"Let's jump." Xu San said.

Xiaohong took a few breaths, and jumped off the wall with one leg.

"thorn"

Maybe it was because of her jumping posture, Xiaohong's trousers scraped against a raised stone on the wall, and were hung down by a piece.

Xu San caught Xiaohong, looked up and saw the strip of cloth fluttering on the wall, and then took a look at Xiaohong's trousers, from the pattern and color, he knew it was the fabric on Xiaohong's trousers.

But Xiaohong didn't seem to know about this, she still wanted to break free from Xu San's embrace, but she found that Xu San not only didn't let go, but took advantage of the situation and hugged her with the princess, and lifted her up.

Xu San, the princess, immediately reminded her unhealthy little head of something, and then she looked at Xu San, and said provocatively, "Go to my room or your room?"

"Of course I'm going to your room. I don't have your pants in my room." Xu San said and carried Xiaohong back to her room.

Seeing this dramatic scene, and thinking about what Xiaohong said just now, Su Yuan's little face immediately turned red, thinking, is Auntie Xiaohong so relaxed?
The little girl who was not beaten didn't seem to know why Uncle Xu, who liked her the most, suddenly carried Auntie Xiaohong into the house, so he approached Su Yuan and asked, "Sister Yuanyuan, Uncle and Auntie Xiaohong are going inside the house." What are you doing? Did Auntie Xiaohong stop beating me?"

Thinking of Su Yuan blushing, she stared at the little girl and thought for a long time before saying shyly, "Auntie Xiaohong probably doesn't have time to hit you."