Liang Jian: I have a canteen
Chapter 536 Canned Food
Chapter 536 Canned Food
"Can the wolves replace the cavalry company and scout out the enemy?" Li Yunlong, in a hurry, asked an idiot.
Monk Wei picked up another can of beef, skillfully opened the lid, dug out a large piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, "This...should not work. Even the wolf king is still a beast and cannot replace a human. The wolf king is really powerful. I stared at my horse, and my horse became paralyzed with fright, and couldn't recover for a long time. However, he said that the wolf king still had a establishment on the side of the devils, and he seemed to be a sergeant, and that the wolf king had many devils Yes, he was afraid of being exposed, so he said."
Monk Wei choked, no matter how advanced his martial arts skills were, he would still have difficulty breathing if he choked.
He patted his chest with difficulty, trying to let the piece of beef go down, but it didn't seem to work.
Seeing this, Li Yunlong was so angry, "Look at how promising you are!" He walked to his side and slapped Monk Wei heavily on the back.
"Snapped!"
I slapped it heavily with my palm, but it was useless!
Monk Wei was already dancing at this time, and it seemed that he was very uncomfortable.
Li Yunlong was a little anxious, just about to call the health worker, but suddenly remembered that the training manual Xu San had given him contained Heimlich's first aid method, so he hurried around behind Monk Wei.
Bowing his front legs and stepping on his back legs, Li Yunlong took a good posture and stood firm. He stretched out his arms and hugged Monk Wei's waist, and began to give first aid.
After a few strokes, a piece of meat the size of an egg was spit out.
Monk Wei coughed twice, looked at the piece of meat on the ground, picked it up again, picked up the kettle, rinsed it, and put it in his mouth again.
The veins on Li Yunlong's head were exposed, he raised his leg and kicked it, "Say it quickly, so what, say it quickly!"
Monk Wei dodged lightly, then dodged, "Commander, that comrade said that if the wolf king dispatches, the target is too obvious, it would be best."
Speaking of this, Monk Wei swallowed vigorously, and that posture seemed a bit strenuous.
Li Yunlong's heart trembled when he saw this action, and he quickly shouted, "Slow down!"
After Monk Wei swallowed the beef, he said, "He said it's best for us to cooperate with the wolves to wipe out the cavalry squadron!"
"The meaning of total annihilation!"
"Don't stay alive!"
Speaking of this, even Li Yunlong, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, suddenly felt his hairs explode.
It is not that Li Yunlong has never fought a total annihilation battle, but his total annihilation has prisoners, even if there are few.
And now Xu San's plan for total annihilation is not to take prisoners, which is contrary to the policy of the Eighth Route Army, but who is he, Li Yunlong?
He is the master who dares to disobey orders on the battlefield, so if he does not want to be captured, he will not be captured. As long as his precious Liao cavalry company can reduce the battle damage, then he is very willing to issue this order not to be captured.
Li Yunlong killed decisively, and he didn't even have to think for a second, "Okay! This is no problem! But it still needs his wolf king to fight!"
Monk Wei rubbed his oily hands on his body, and continued to tell Xu San's preliminary plan.
After listening to Xu San's plan, Li Yunlong felt that it was a bit risky and unreliable, but the several encounters with Xu San in the past six months made him feel that Xu San was a reliable person, so he didn't think much about it and chose directly. believe.
"Hey~" Li Yunlong sighed, looked at the time, it was past four o'clock, he hesitated, picked up the walkie-talkie, let the cavalry company gather and rest, waiting for orders.
Attack after dark!
This was Xu San's suggestion. On the one hand, it was due to the onset time of the laxative. If he waited until late at night to attack, the drug might have worn off, and the devil might have recovered some vitality.
On the other hand, it was Xu San's personal reasons.
He used pomade to strengthen his weapon today, but at ten o'clock in the evening, the pomade expired, and the reverse effect would occur, which he didn't want to see.
Monk Wei opened another can, and after eating a few more bites, he took a few more from the table and put them in his pocket, "Leader, I have to go!"
The corners of Li Yunlong's eyes twitched and he said, "You fucking come back to eat canned food, right?"
"No!" Monk Wei wiped his mouth, took out the walkie-talkie from his waist and handed it to Li Yunlong, "This is a gift from that comrade."
Li Yunlong took the walkie-talkie and asked suspiciously, "Are you sure you gave it as a gift, don't you need to return it?"
"No! He even told me that he still has several more!"
Li Yunlong took a few more cans and stuffed them into Monk Wei's pocket, "Take a few more, let that comrade taste, and, when we see him again, ask him for a few more."
.
The disguises of Xu San and Monk Wei are still the same as last time, a major and a private, but this time their makeup was carefully designed by Sister Hua.
Sister Hua is already proficient in this technique, and with Xu San's suggestions, she is now even more proficient in this technique.
After putting on makeup, Monk Wei looked at the mirror for a long time, but he didn't realize that it was himself in the mirror.
Xu San was very satisfied with this, at least the person in the mirror couldn't see any clues, he really looked like a devil officer who had indulged in sex in his thirties.
Instead of riding a horse, Monk Wei drove a motorcycle and led Xu San slowly into the devil's camp.
Xu San sneaked into the devil's residence in the name of maintaining motorcycles.
The motorcycle was tampered with by Xu San, black smoke would come out when it started, and it would stop after a while, as if it was about to lie down at any time.
Xu San's military ID card is real, he secretly forged it at Yamamoto's place and made it old, so as long as he doesn't call to verify it, it is real.
However, he got in, but he also encountered a little trouble, because the rank of the major is not low in the devil army, and the highest commander of the Linxian garrison is a captain, with the rank of lieutenant.
After he knew that Xu San borrowed a place to repair the car, he even came out to receive him in person.
The motorcycle was not repaired by Xu San himself, but was handed over to a special person for maintenance.
So, Xu San was dragged by this Zhongzuo named Xiao Linkong to drink flower wine together.
Monk Wei did not participate in the drinking game, and was sent by Xu San to prescribe medicine.
Monk Wei can't speak Japanese, so Xu San made up for him on the way the two of them came. Now Monk Wei can speak seven or eight commonly used words in a decent way. Of course, like Xu San, with A little dress up accent.
Time is tight, so this is the only way to go. With Monk Wei's skills, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to talk to someone and hides deliberately, it is really not easy for ordinary people to find him.
Although the Xiaolin brigade has the number of a brigade, it is not full of numbers. In fact, there are only two squadrons, which are in the early seven hundred at full strength, and the garrison here is less than four hundred at this time.
This number is similar to the information collected by the independent group, and there is not much difference.
As the sky gradually darkened, Xu Sanpi dealt with Xiao Lin with a non-smiling smile, and at the same time skillfully dealt with a petite Japanese bartender beside him.
The hostess giggled, her cheeks flushed slightly, and she stretched out her hand to tease her from time to time. Xu Sanshou countered her with more ingenious methods.
(End of this chapter)
"Can the wolves replace the cavalry company and scout out the enemy?" Li Yunlong, in a hurry, asked an idiot.
Monk Wei picked up another can of beef, skillfully opened the lid, dug out a large piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, "This...should not work. Even the wolf king is still a beast and cannot replace a human. The wolf king is really powerful. I stared at my horse, and my horse became paralyzed with fright, and couldn't recover for a long time. However, he said that the wolf king still had a establishment on the side of the devils, and he seemed to be a sergeant, and that the wolf king had many devils Yes, he was afraid of being exposed, so he said."
Monk Wei choked, no matter how advanced his martial arts skills were, he would still have difficulty breathing if he choked.
He patted his chest with difficulty, trying to let the piece of beef go down, but it didn't seem to work.
Seeing this, Li Yunlong was so angry, "Look at how promising you are!" He walked to his side and slapped Monk Wei heavily on the back.
"Snapped!"
I slapped it heavily with my palm, but it was useless!
Monk Wei was already dancing at this time, and it seemed that he was very uncomfortable.
Li Yunlong was a little anxious, just about to call the health worker, but suddenly remembered that the training manual Xu San had given him contained Heimlich's first aid method, so he hurried around behind Monk Wei.
Bowing his front legs and stepping on his back legs, Li Yunlong took a good posture and stood firm. He stretched out his arms and hugged Monk Wei's waist, and began to give first aid.
After a few strokes, a piece of meat the size of an egg was spit out.
Monk Wei coughed twice, looked at the piece of meat on the ground, picked it up again, picked up the kettle, rinsed it, and put it in his mouth again.
The veins on Li Yunlong's head were exposed, he raised his leg and kicked it, "Say it quickly, so what, say it quickly!"
Monk Wei dodged lightly, then dodged, "Commander, that comrade said that if the wolf king dispatches, the target is too obvious, it would be best."
Speaking of this, Monk Wei swallowed vigorously, and that posture seemed a bit strenuous.
Li Yunlong's heart trembled when he saw this action, and he quickly shouted, "Slow down!"
After Monk Wei swallowed the beef, he said, "He said it's best for us to cooperate with the wolves to wipe out the cavalry squadron!"
"The meaning of total annihilation!"
"Don't stay alive!"
Speaking of this, even Li Yunlong, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, suddenly felt his hairs explode.
It is not that Li Yunlong has never fought a total annihilation battle, but his total annihilation has prisoners, even if there are few.
And now Xu San's plan for total annihilation is not to take prisoners, which is contrary to the policy of the Eighth Route Army, but who is he, Li Yunlong?
He is the master who dares to disobey orders on the battlefield, so if he does not want to be captured, he will not be captured. As long as his precious Liao cavalry company can reduce the battle damage, then he is very willing to issue this order not to be captured.
Li Yunlong killed decisively, and he didn't even have to think for a second, "Okay! This is no problem! But it still needs his wolf king to fight!"
Monk Wei rubbed his oily hands on his body, and continued to tell Xu San's preliminary plan.
After listening to Xu San's plan, Li Yunlong felt that it was a bit risky and unreliable, but the several encounters with Xu San in the past six months made him feel that Xu San was a reliable person, so he didn't think much about it and chose directly. believe.
"Hey~" Li Yunlong sighed, looked at the time, it was past four o'clock, he hesitated, picked up the walkie-talkie, let the cavalry company gather and rest, waiting for orders.
Attack after dark!
This was Xu San's suggestion. On the one hand, it was due to the onset time of the laxative. If he waited until late at night to attack, the drug might have worn off, and the devil might have recovered some vitality.
On the other hand, it was Xu San's personal reasons.
He used pomade to strengthen his weapon today, but at ten o'clock in the evening, the pomade expired, and the reverse effect would occur, which he didn't want to see.
Monk Wei opened another can, and after eating a few more bites, he took a few more from the table and put them in his pocket, "Leader, I have to go!"
The corners of Li Yunlong's eyes twitched and he said, "You fucking come back to eat canned food, right?"
"No!" Monk Wei wiped his mouth, took out the walkie-talkie from his waist and handed it to Li Yunlong, "This is a gift from that comrade."
Li Yunlong took the walkie-talkie and asked suspiciously, "Are you sure you gave it as a gift, don't you need to return it?"
"No! He even told me that he still has several more!"
Li Yunlong took a few more cans and stuffed them into Monk Wei's pocket, "Take a few more, let that comrade taste, and, when we see him again, ask him for a few more."
.
The disguises of Xu San and Monk Wei are still the same as last time, a major and a private, but this time their makeup was carefully designed by Sister Hua.
Sister Hua is already proficient in this technique, and with Xu San's suggestions, she is now even more proficient in this technique.
After putting on makeup, Monk Wei looked at the mirror for a long time, but he didn't realize that it was himself in the mirror.
Xu San was very satisfied with this, at least the person in the mirror couldn't see any clues, he really looked like a devil officer who had indulged in sex in his thirties.
Instead of riding a horse, Monk Wei drove a motorcycle and led Xu San slowly into the devil's camp.
Xu San sneaked into the devil's residence in the name of maintaining motorcycles.
The motorcycle was tampered with by Xu San, black smoke would come out when it started, and it would stop after a while, as if it was about to lie down at any time.
Xu San's military ID card is real, he secretly forged it at Yamamoto's place and made it old, so as long as he doesn't call to verify it, it is real.
However, he got in, but he also encountered a little trouble, because the rank of the major is not low in the devil army, and the highest commander of the Linxian garrison is a captain, with the rank of lieutenant.
After he knew that Xu San borrowed a place to repair the car, he even came out to receive him in person.
The motorcycle was not repaired by Xu San himself, but was handed over to a special person for maintenance.
So, Xu San was dragged by this Zhongzuo named Xiao Linkong to drink flower wine together.
Monk Wei did not participate in the drinking game, and was sent by Xu San to prescribe medicine.
Monk Wei can't speak Japanese, so Xu San made up for him on the way the two of them came. Now Monk Wei can speak seven or eight commonly used words in a decent way. Of course, like Xu San, with A little dress up accent.
Time is tight, so this is the only way to go. With Monk Wei's skills, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to talk to someone and hides deliberately, it is really not easy for ordinary people to find him.
Although the Xiaolin brigade has the number of a brigade, it is not full of numbers. In fact, there are only two squadrons, which are in the early seven hundred at full strength, and the garrison here is less than four hundred at this time.
This number is similar to the information collected by the independent group, and there is not much difference.
As the sky gradually darkened, Xu Sanpi dealt with Xiao Lin with a non-smiling smile, and at the same time skillfully dealt with a petite Japanese bartender beside him.
The hostess giggled, her cheeks flushed slightly, and she stretched out her hand to tease her from time to time. Xu Sanshou countered her with more ingenious methods.
(End of this chapter)
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