Disastrously defeated in the top 16, TES begged me to return to the team overnight

Chapter 323 God wants to conquer another AD
Uzi really wants to come back.

But the invitation from a really weak team made him feel that it would be better not to go, so he basically had the same idea as Doinb. There was no need to go to a team that he didn't like.

AT is one.

Then there are strong teams like JDG, BLG, WBG, TES and LNG.

EDG is the best choice, but Uzi is not sure EDG is willing to take him.

With such a big thing happening right now, EDG's bottom lane is on fire, basically it's just as long as someone can help them finish the half season, otherwise, they can only put their other one in the second team. The snake, the little AD who has been here for a year, comes on to start the game.

Originally, leave was an ADC backup tire that EDG had kept in the second team for several years because Viper's contract had not expired. Now that such a big thing has happened and the spare tire is broken, then the big newcomer among the newcomers is really the Viper. Newcomers are just for fun.

Although EDG boss Ed Zhu does not plan to invest too much budget this year to let EDG thrive for a year, after all, he is still an LPL first-tier club, and the results are too ugly. He has no way to explain it to fans and advertisers. .

Therefore, they have to find another way.

And this path is Uzi.

Edgar agreed, just like Pope Urban II who called for the Crusades in Western Europe. He personally picked up the golden crown, crowned the knights, merged the Royal RNG, restructured and incorporated it, and renamed it the "Royal Holy Knights".

Uzi joined EDG and became meiko's seventh ADC partner.

When the news spread online, Huang Za and Zhu Za were collectively stunned.

Good guys, after playing together for so many years, you tell me that your two teams can still work together?

So who am I spraying this year?

Allies?

EDG.Uzi, when they first heard about this ID, Huang Za and Zhu Za didn’t know what to say.

After thinking about it all night and unable to understand their dreams, they opened their bloodshot eyes, lit a cigarette on the windowsill, looked at the misty smoke and the meager light of the early morning, and murmured to themselves, as if Haunted by nightmares:
"Holy shit, EDG Uzi...EDG, Uzi? Uzi? Guodian Uzi? Holy shit...this..."

I couldn’t figure it out and couldn’t close my eyes all night.

After getting dressed the next day, I felt that the rumor was false. They all ridiculed the sender of the news online and vented the anger of the old guard.

As a result, they never expected...

The next day came faster than the "official refutation" of the "official rumor", which was the "official release of Uzi's makeup photos for joining EDG".

The director of clearlove personally gave Uzi team uniforms. The fat guy with dimples when he smiled looked like Uzi no matter which angle he looked at.

Damn it, is that an Uzi?

Damn it!That's a real Uzi!

It's on fire!Lao Huangza suppressed the joy in his heart and wrote a long list of bad jokes in the message box with a smile, intending to post them on the official blog to celebrate Uzi's comeback and the establishment of the Holy Knights.

Once the results were sent and clicked, the emperors and miscellaneous people suddenly realized that things were not that simple.

The news was blocked because they were too "combatant" and scolded the factory director too harshly. After EDG's official blog put them on the blacklist, they are still on EDG's blacklist until now.

"Piggy open the door, I'm an ally."

Huang Za cried bitterly, thinking that it would be too uncomfortable if there was no place to talk nonsense after the game.

The bastards were joking about this, thinking that in the final battle, we bastards would win, win the championship and recruit your main force. The final ending would be our EDG happy ending.

"Who told you to scold us before!"

The old arrogant one, Zhuza pouted and said that Huang Za deserved it.

It's an almost abstract love story. RNG and EDG have been fighting each other for so many years, and their fans have been scolding each other for so long, and finally they became a family that loves each other.

This candy makes me feel uncomfortable all over.

But according to the film and television plots of ordinary love dramas, marriage is not necessarily the end of everything. Very few love scenes are happy endings. Huang Za and Zhu Za sit hand in hand on the same chair, even if LPL Fujii sets up a camera to let "gay men again" "Lean closer to lesbians, and lesbians move closer to gay men", and the two of them will not know how to live their lives after getting married because of embarrassment.

"It's outrageous, but it'll be great if Uzi comes back. My youth is back!"

"Before this, I would have never dared to think about it."

"I will devote myself to this ideal that is either a blessing or a disaster! I will never admit defeat and never look back! Long time no see Xiaozao!! Welcome to EDG!!!"

“Jakarta’s wind finally blows to Lingshi Road this summer!”

"Witness history, the unity of pigs and dogs is quite explosive in the entire history of LPL."

"Gather the dog fans! Let us raise our hands to receive good luck to Xiaozao! The dates fly with confidence, and the dog fans will always be with you! If your dream is pure, it will eventually come true!"

"Cao Cao finally got Guan Yu!"

"jiejie: ​​Level [-] guaranteed!"

"Because Uzi pays attention to EDG! No matter what the battle situation is, I will never criticize someone who fights for his dream!"

"666, EDG championship S13!"

Royal Holy Order.

EDG Uzi's popularity exploded.

The first opponent they faced in the next two days was JDG, who had dominated the Spring Split but was defeated by only one AT team.

But because Uzi had just come back and needed training to adapt, the EDG coaching staff did not choose to rush Uzi into the battle. At least he had to train. Otherwise, if he lost to the ruler and was "revenged by the ruler", that would be really embarrassing. .

Therefore, EDG Uzi was put on hold for a few days.

It is like a foreshadowing in the plot of a novel. As long as this foreshadowing is not revealed for a second, the audience and readers will endure the torture all the time.

I really want to see it.

So today, even those who had not followed the game for a long time suddenly came back, watched the LPL for two days, and learned about some versions.

Because they have been out of the circle for too long, they don't even know what skills the heroes have. They think that LOL is the same as before, as long as four guarantees and one is guaranteed, they will win.

Therefore, when they watch the game, they have always maintained a feeling of "Qing Dynasty veterans watching modern times". Although their eyes are flashing with ignorance, they still feel that "I, the Qing Dynasty, are definitely invincible in the world."

Soon EDG played against JDG, and the rookie youth training viper was replaced to temporarily play against the ruler.

This kind of confrontation is like a new warrior who has just left the novice village, and his equipment is still "shabby pants, a shabby undershirt, a broken sword", and the first monster he suddenly encounters is the ultimate devil.

The ruler didn't even exert much force, and the kid fell down on his own.From the beginning to the end of the first game, although the last hit the Viper gave him was stable, the team battle still started with just a touch, and the ruler was treated as a fool and ran around with a handful of melon seeds.

The second one was very smooth. The ruler made a killing move and beat the snake until he couldn't take care of himself. I don't know how to understand this MOBA game.

Even at the speed of light, everyone in EDG quickly carried him down.

After this battle, I don't know how much experience the viper has gained for himself. Anyway, the audience saw that he was really miserable. He was beaten by the ruler until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He probably wanted to retire.

EDG fans are very distressed and feel that their young newcomer is being used as a rag. How can anyone be so skilled? Isn't this nonsense?
RNG Lao Huangza felt that the EDG coaching staff had nothing to do when they were full, and they would not give such good-looking material a chance. If Uzi beats the ruler, wouldn't it be the same as a father beating his son, hanging him up and beating him?
You know, in the Jakarta Asian Games that year, God beat the ruler until he cried and made a fuss. He was afraid that his cloth shoes would wear on him, so he didn't dare to line up or team up.

This is my first game back against JD.com, don’t you want to play?
Is there something wrong with the EDG coach’s brain?

I cursed and cursed, but this scene was finally over.

In the next EDG match against IG, this time EDG's coaching staff made it clear that Uzi will appear on the field, leaving the audience to wait and see.

Therefore, the audience in that scene was particularly looking forward to it. They had already opened the official live broadcast room at just five o'clock, wanting to watch Uzi perform a wave of killing and ordering.

IG, it’s really good now.

The main reason is that the club has no money. After Wang Sicong withdrew his capital, the club collapsed directly. There was no income, and no recognition.

I think that although the bastard manager Li Wenjing was really stinky and disgusting, he was able to stabilize IG's fundamentals and achieve a perfect balance of payments by squeezing the residual value of the players.

Investors liked this guy very much, but Wang Sicong disrupted the situation and Cang Chen left the team. Now IG can only recover from the fall, relying entirely on buying new players for youth training and drawing cards to support the lineup.

The top laner Wen is a treasure card they drew.

Although he is also a pure newcomer to the second team, this guy's captaincy is really good.

The top laner A Le did not explode in the lane. In the later stage, IG and EDG delayed for a long time. In the end, the captain used a big move, a barrel and a fire knife to directly kill Uzi in an instant, which made Uzi's scalp numb.

Although IG is still the reckless team after all, and although the lineup is full of young people and looks really energetic, EDG still spends money to form a lineup, and no matter how hard it is, it is impossible for the opponent to control their mentality.

2:1 thrilling victory.

Because the time dragged on long enough, and because the opponent's fight was really unorganized, Uzi contributed to many famous scenes, including locking himself in the dragon pit, killing one with one hit, and killing a pair with two hits.

The audience didn't know what kind of effect Aphelios with this kind of damage could best achieve, but Uzi's pretense was successful, so the audience shouted "God Returns", and he was even better than himself. Even stronger when the time comes.

A breath of air was blown directly to the sky, which really sent Uzi to the heaven to be worshiped as a god.

Don't be afraid of him falling down. The combined fighting power of the Royal Holy Knights and the Royal Pig scares away fans of other teams.

Below is the official blog of the EDG battle report, as well as short videos from various marketing accounts, and a second creation video from the up owner of Station B.

Wherever the Royal Knights went, not a blade of grass grew.

It is becoming more and more like the Crusades in history. Carrying the Cross of God and carrying the banner of justice, the Holy Knights arrived in Jerusalem in the Middle East. The first thing they did was to burn, kill, and loot. They committed all kinds of evil.

Before they came, pagans in Jerusalem were allowed to worship and worship their own gods. However, after they came, they roasted the pagans on the fire, pierced their heads with spears, picked them up and threw them on the horses. On top of feces.

In the second game, EDG faced AL, a team at the foot of Tianwang Mountain.

This regular member of the Four Dark Kings of the LPL faced EDG, and it was clear that they would not be able to beat them.

The difference between double c is really too big.

AL as a whole looks like a human being except for the top and jungle, and the midfield and bottom assistants are all abstract leaders.

Top laner zdz can be on par with Ale, and jungler Xiaohao's rhythm is their best point.

Mid laner pinz was constantly ordered by FoFo, and newcomer zhiqiuyi in the bottom lane, both of them were engaged in "weaving prison clothes", and was beaten so hard by the combination of Uzi and FoFo that even his mother didn't recognize him.

Both hands are at a disadvantage in the early stage, are at a disadvantage in the mid-term, and are also at a disadvantage in the late stage.

AL really didn't have the capital to win against EDG, so the Royal Knights once again climaxed, and the name of "holy" continued until they noticed EDG's next opponent - one that was regarded as a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh by many fans of the team because it was too strong. AT.

This time, the Crusaders encountered their strongest and possibly most difficult opponent to defeat in their lives, the coveted Jerusalem in the Middle East, the Ayyubid Dynasty, the strongest leader of Sunni Islam, and the Muslim Superman-Saladin.

The Royal Knights sensed the threat and ordered an all-out charge. Before the fight even started, the tit-for-tat confrontation between the two teams and the two worlds was already full of gunpowder.

Because Cangchen had a scandal about "scolding Uzi Naibi", the Royal Knights didn't have any good impression of Cangchen.

In their eyes, Uzi went to AT trial training just to give you AT. What the hell are you doing? It’s okay if you don’t get started there, but you kick me out of my mind by criticizing someone else’s dishonesty?

What do you mean?
Do you want to give face?

"To be honest, Cang is just taking advantage of the political position in the Taiwan Strait. If you don't have something, fans will brag about it. If Uzi hadn't retired, you Cang really wouldn't be a big name."

"It's finally time to swat the flies, I'm already looking forward to it!"

"Is this an AT fight? It feels like Uzi is in such good shape, why don't he beat this fly?"

"What kind of rubbish can touch the God of Porcelain? Do you understand the value of the world's number one ADC?"

"I dare not say anything else, but just swearing at people. Isn't it unqualified? Such a person and his fans are really awesome."

"A pure passerby, didn't you say that nofe scolded Uzi? He even admitted it on his blog. It can be seen that he is quite tough."

A jarring sentence that makes people want to check the source.

As expected, nofe admitted that he was the one who scolded Uzi, and said that he did not scold Uzi at that time. He just felt that he was not suitable for AT and let him go directly.

This……

It suddenly became boring.

Because nofe used to be the coach of EDG, and also said personally in 2019 that he did not want Uzi. He thought he was flashy and his commercial value was much higher than his practical value. He thought he had no ability and buying him was a waste of money.

Huang Za had already scolded him at that time.

At that time, Zhu Zong was still very reliable.

Now that pigs and dogs are combined, scolding Uzi by nofe has suddenly become a family matter between husband and wife. Now it doesn't matter whether they scold or not. In short, it makes it very embarrassing.

Therefore, Huang Za directly deflected the conflict and blamed Nofe's statement on Cang Chen. He felt that if the big boss hadn't nodded in favor, it would have been impossible for Uzi to be replaced by someone below.

"Just wait, God wants to defeat another AD."

They were beaming.

(End of this chapter)