The cold noodle emperor and the pretty princess

"Tian'er, I love you so much! Everything you make is so in line with my wishes, hahaha!" Someone wearing a knee-length short-sleeved straight nightdress swayed out from behind the screen. The one-man-tall bronze mirror turned around and nodded in satisfaction.

All the servants in the room looked at their little master silently.

"Your Majesty, are you sure you can wear this dress?" Fu Lu Hai Fu frequently wiped the sweat from his head and asked with twitching lips.It's not that he is old and dim-sighted, why does he feel that the clothes on the empress are similar to rice bags when he looks at them anyway?

"Why can't you wear it? Isn't it beautiful?" A certain lady looked at the bronze mirror from left to right, up and down, and nodded in satisfaction.If it wasn't for the big bag on her forehead that was a bit of an eyesore, she would be perfect now!

Xiaodouzi squinted at Tian'er, and the latter spread her hands helplessly, meaning that the willful empress ordered, what can I do.

Yunqin smiled crookedly in his eyes, turned to face everyone, and let the oversized Mickey smiling face on his chest appear in front of everyone.

The ladies and eunuchs in the room couldn't help but pretend to cough to cover up their laughter.

"Your Majesty, there are still these shoes, which should be enough for you to replace."

"Yes, yes, Tian'er, your craftsmanship is beyond words." Yun Qin couldn't put it down as he touched the shoes.

At this moment, the little bun who was guarding outside suddenly ran in and said, "Your Majesty, the reward from the emperor has arrived from Eunuch Ling."

"What reward?" Yun Qin looked sideways in surprise.

"Wow——" As soon as the exquisite box lid was opened, the snow-white light dazzled everyone's eyes.

"What a translucent luminous pearl." Yunqin raised her head above her head, letting the snow-white light illuminate every corner of the room, "Wow, it's really bright! Eunuch Ling, did the emperor give it to me?"

"Yes, empress, the emperor specially ordered the servants to bring it to the empress." Ling Quande smiled very strangely, "The emperor also said that with this night pearl, the empress would wake up in the middle of the night..."

"Just what? Keep talking!!" Yunqin put down Ye Mingzhu and rubbed her small fists angrily.

"It won't fall off the bed again, and the phoenix's body will be damaged again!" Eunuch Ling said the second half of the sentence without fear of death.

Tian'er and the others burst out laughing.

asshole!Yun Qin stretched out his foot and kicked Eunuch Ling, "How dare you say that? I hate it! Last night I didn't hurt enough! Today I deliberately sent a bead over to hurt me, he is so bad!"

Eunuch Ling laughed a few times, coughed dryly, "Anyway, this is also the emperor's heart for the empress, so if the empress has no other orders, the servant will leave first!"

"Let's go!" Yun Qin waved his little hand angrily.

Seeing the lustrous and jade-like night pearl in a blink of an eye, Yunqin pouted, picked it up and held it in his hand, and said, very dumbfounded, "Is it too extravagant to use the night pearl to illuminate the latrine?"

The maids and eunuchs in the room couldn't hold back their laughter for a moment, and hugged each other happily.