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Chapter 226

"Ouch, you're smarter than I thought, little guy."

The man grinned at me, then opened the car window, and said to Qiu Beidou, who was standing outside and chatting with Zhuge Zhengqi:
"Old Qiu, come here and explain to this kid.

Let him go back to the viability of three years ago."

Fatty Qiu returned to the car window, first bowed to the man, and after saluting, he bowed his waist and said to me:
"Little thing, it's not that it's impossible to go back to three years ago, but it can only be theoretical
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, and the laws of conservation of the universe, and."

Before Qiu Beidou could finish speaking, I directly interrupted him and said:

"I said, senior brother, anyone in the world can talk about the theory of relativity and the law of conservation of the universe, but you gods are not worthy to talk about it.

how?Now it's popular in Heaven to play science?
This is not acceptable. We people have been superstitious for more than 20 years. Now tell me that gods also talk about science. Who can bear this blow?
This is not something that can be made up for by adding another 500 years of life."

Seeing me talking nonsense in front of the Emperor of Heaven, Qiu Bulao gave me a look, and he said patiently:

"Then I said that Liangyi produces four phenomena, and the Shaoyin in the four phenomena opposes the sun, and it will give birth to the counteracting individual yang to complement the individual yin.

When the solitary yang flourishes, the law will be chaotic, and if the solitary yin is prosperous, the disease will be chaotic.”

Before Qiu Bulao finished speaking, I closed my eyes and sighed, and said:

"Okay! Just now I was young and ignorant, I was wrong
Brother, let’s talk about it from Einstein’s theory of relativity. To put it more simply, kilowatts don’t come from the origin of the universe.
Forget it, when I was in middle school, I failed my physics class.

Or you just tell me, I can go back and have it."

Qiu Bulao simply shook his head and said:

"Give up, you can't go back"

"Okay, he's so happy"

With a mournful face, I gave Qiu Beidou a thumbs up, then turned to the Heavenly Emperor and said:

"It's really not that I blackmailed you, it's that the loss I received was too great
You see, if it weren't for the lost three years, I would be the father of two children now, at least one son and one daughter.

As a result, my ex-wife thought I was dead, so she beat the child out of her heart.

This is to shorten the incense of our old Shen family.
You are adding some points—forget it, don’t bother me so much, I will directly recognize you as a godfather, which can be regarded as making up for the trauma of losing my child.”

"You didn't have a child, and you found a godfather to make up for the trauma? Hahaha."

The man laughed. After laughing for a while, he restrained his smile, stared at me and said:
"How did Guangwu Heze back then become what it is now?"

After saying this, not only me, but even Qiu Beidou outside the car door trembled.

Before he could speak, the window glass had been slowly lifted up.

My mind went blank and I didn't know what to say.

At this time, the man suddenly patted my shoulder, smiled again and said:

"Don't be afraid, I'm just kidding you.
How could you be Guangwu Heze? If you found him so easily, then the gods outside wouldn't have to be turned into hot kilns.

How could you be Guangwu Heze?
Heavenly Court has repeatedly checked you for several lifetimes, and you have nothing to do with him. "

While talking, the Emperor of Heaven took out a pack of tissues from the storage box next to the seat and handed it to me, pointing to the dense cold sweat on my forehead, and said:

"Sweating profusely at such a young age, it's really a small country for you to run amok, and you won't be able to earn a few years with your bones.
But then again, if you are really Guangwu Heze, little guy, will you return to the Heavenly Court to confess your guilt?

I put it another way.
As long as Guangwu Heze clarifies the matter and spits out what should not be taken, I will still restore his magic book.

Back in Heaven, Guangwu Heze is still my god."

When the Emperor of Heaven spoke, his eyes were fixed on me.

The implication is almost clear:

Boy, I know you are the reincarnation of Guangwu Heze.

But I don't plan to have the same knowledge as you, as long as you admit your mistake and spit out the treasure that was secreted back then.

I still welcome you back to the big family of Heavenly Court.
The cold sweat that had just disappeared came out again. I forgot that I still had a pack of tissues in my hand. After wiping the cold sweat with my sleeve, I said with a dry smile:

"Your Majesty, I know that I am a mortal, and I am not worthy of asking you to be my godfather.
You don't have to scare me like that.
I saw it with my own eyes just now, for a Guangwu Heze, gods would fight to death.

I know I was wrong, and I will never mention begging you to be my godfather again.

Well, just say that I am the most wanted criminal in Heaven.
When you said that sentence, my crotch was wet.

Besides, I really have the ability of Guangwu Heze, so I surrender myself now.

By the way, if I really speak from Guangwu Heze, then Guangwu Heze worships you as godfather, do you recognize it?

Otherwise, you can treat me as Guangwu Heze
Later, let's set up a branch, and I will pay for a few tables, and you will be Guangwu Heze's godfather.

After the real Guangwu Heze knows about it, he may be moved by your benevolence and righteousness.

Guangwu Heze has to think about it, if a fake can worship a godfather, then he really can't be a buddy."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Before I could finish speaking, the Heavenly Emperor laughed again.

Laughing, I was a little hairy, thinking that I was too confused by what I said this time, and I was so anxious to say it.

As the old saying goes - Laughing out of anger.

Seeing him laughing and trembling all over, he was really angry this time - is it too late to kneel in the car and apologize?

Just before I was about to kneel down, the Emperor of Heaven suddenly opened the car door, then he got out of the car himself, waved to Yang Jian and said:

"Erlang, please come here, His Highness Yama, please come here too.
Please be a witness, this kid——Shen Lian, I will adopt him as a foster son.

In this life, first hone in the human world, and then go to heaven to be a god."

Hearing the words of the Emperor of Heaven, Yang Jian and the real Yan Luo Wang all stared wide-eyed, wondering what happened in the car in just a few minutes.
The first person to react was Yang Jian, who came over to salute me and said:

"The adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven is also the Son of Heaven
Yang Jian was disrespectful just now, please don't blame him, Your Highness the Son of Heaven.
All immortal friends, come here to pay respects to His Highness the Son of Heaven."

Just after Yang Jian finished speaking, the gods present, together with He Nanxing and Wu Jun, were about to kneel down and salute.

At this time, the Emperor of Heaven spoke again and said:

"All free
You are all gods, this kid is just an ordinary person, I really can't stand this from you.

Save up first, when he is in the immortal class, it will not be too late for you to salute."

　I would like to recommend a book to all the big brothers and sisters——Anecdotes about paper-making in the late Qing Dynasty. There are not many books that I can read. This is an interesting one.

　　


(End of this chapter)