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Chapter 236 Not Intentional

Sailong whip, why is it so familiar?
I glanced at Wu Jun who had a smirk on his face, and said to him angrily:
"Wu Jun, don't talk nonsense, what kind of game can I play with a girl?
My nickname is Tiandi Yizi, do you think it looks like you?Everything in the bowl is vegetables.

I have to pick and choose, not all rotten cabbages deserve to be put in my bowl."

If it weren't for being locked in a cage by the two women, and almost being killed by them, it would be too shameful, if it spreads out, it will affect my reputation as the adopted son of the Emperor of Heaven.

I will let Wu Jun take care of these two girls now.
"Yes Yes Yes"

Wu Jun nodded repeatedly, and continued to say to me with a smile on his face:

"I'm talking nonsense
How can you pay attention to such a vulgar fan, Your Highness?
Your Highness is worthy, you should be a goddess no matter what.

Waiting to turn around, when I rush back to the heavenly court, I will definitely introduce you to some decent goddesses.

Don't be acquainted with me."

While speaking, a brand new suitcase appeared in Wu Jun's hand like a magic trick.

He didn't shy away from it, and opened the suitcase directly in front of Gege and Fourth Sister.

There are four card slots inside the box, and each card slot contains a key to a safe.
Wu Jun pointed to the keys and said:

"This is the key to the safe of the world's four largest banks
In each corresponding safe are bearer bonds, stocks of some large companies, precious metals and house deeds.

Let’s say this key—corresponds to a Class A safe at the Bank of Zurich, which contains ten tons of paper gold.

This is the key to the VIP safe deposit box of the Imperial Bank - which contains the real estate transfer contract of two buildings in Manhattan, New York.

And this - a license for a diamond mine in South Africa.
The last key is the shareholder safe of Silicon Valley Bank, which contains a billion dollars worth of bearer bonds and 5.00% of Microsoft's stock certificates
I know that you despise these ordinary things in the world.

But anyway, it's a little bit of my heart, you keep it for fun.
It just takes a little time on your part to transfer all this gold, property and real estate to your name
Don't worry, you don't have to run around.

I'll have someone prepare the transfer contract, and after you bring it over, you sign it and it's done."

Looking at the keys to the entire suitcase, I began to calculate how much the suitcase was worth.

This is already an astronomical figure.
"Old witch, I didn't mean you, what are you doing?
Now that I am the adoptive son of the Emperor of Heaven, I have to be careful.

That's it this time, let's not be an example.

You also think for me, you have given away so much, and if other gods know about it, will they give it away?"

As I spoke, I picked up the four keys from the suitcase and kicked them in my trouser pocket.

After putting the last key in my pocket, I continued to say to the smiling Wu Jun:
"Old witch, I just don't understand.
After all, you were a god before, so what are you doing with so many mundane things?
It's useless for you to ask for gold, and the buildings in Manhattan, the stocks and bonds of foreign devils, what do you want these things for? "

"I didn't do this, it was done by the children of the Immortal Chu"

Wu Jun was relieved when he saw that I had put the key in my pocket, and continued:

"To put it bluntly, I am also a fairy, and my fairy book is not young.
There are piles of heavenly material and earthly treasures in my fairy mansion, and even the mortal ones don't look down on me.

The children gave me these gadgets, thinking that if I have the opportunity to go to the God of the West for a business trip in the future, there will be a place to stay.

There are also those gold, stocks and bonds. If you go to the Western God, you must have two pocket money.”

"You call this pocket money."

After I glanced at Wu Jun, I continued:

"Old witch, you gave me all the pocket money, there must be an explanation.

Do you want me to ask my godfather for a favor and restore your fairy status?"

"Look at what you said - it's hot."

Wu Jun's facial features were twisted into a ball with a smile, and he didn't shy away from Fourth Sister and Gege, and continued with a smile:

"But you still misunderstood, I really didn't mean that.
Back when I was still a fairy in the sky, I thought you were extraordinary, Your Highness.

At that time, I wanted to be friends with you, didn't I never have a chance?

Now that I have time, I plan to accompany you for the rest of my life.

I will do something for you.
I don't ask you to say anything good to me with His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven.

Those who are waiting for your highness to ascend, take me with you, and I will serve you in the heavenly court."

Is this still Wu Jun who tormented my dreams for decades with Huangliang Dream?

I looked at him suspiciously and said:

"If you hadn't made me dream for decades, I would have been demented in my dreams.

Old witch, I almost believed what you said."

When I was talking, I glanced at Gege standing behind Fourth Sister, who dared to squint at me.

Thinking that she almost died in her hands just now, this girl still doesn't give up on me.
At that moment, I swallowed back the words that mocked Wu Jun, and changed my words:

"Okay then, just follow me.
When I look back to celebrate the New Year, I will go to pay New Year greetings to you Heavenly Emperor, and say a few more good words to you.

Don't worry, now our father-son relationship is deeper than the sea, as long as he doesn't give up the position of Emperor of Heaven, nothing else can be said."

At this time, the fourth sister also came over with a smiling face and said:
"Your Highness, you also bear in mind the misunderstanding just now.
Just now my third princess said that I will go to Luoshenguan to visit your old man later with my heart.

Your lord has a lot, don't be as knowledgeable as our girls."

Before Fourth Sister finished speaking, the train suddenly shook violently.

I didn't stand firmly on my feet and fell towards Grid.

Seeing me fall over, this girl's face was full of disgust, and she stretched out her hand to push me away.

At this time, Fourth Sister and Wu Jun shouted loudly at the same time:
"Garge! How dare you"

Gege was also taken aback. Just as she was distracted, I had already hugged her and fell to the ground.

When I came to my senses, I saw that the face of the little girl lying under me was as red as a piece of red cloth.

Before I got up, the train shook violently again.

I staggered, and the body I just got up pressed against Grid again.

The mouth was inexplicably 'printed' on the little girl's face.
"I fought with you"

Gege roared, the little girl's angry face turned from red to white, and then she stretched out her hand and hit me on the forehead.

At this time, Wu Jun and Fourth Sister came to Gege and me at the same time.

Wu Jun pulled me away from Ge Ge, and the fourth sister held her younger sister's arm firmly.
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