Please come down when it gets dark

Seeing the second lightning strike, He Nanxing finally showed a panicked expression in his eyes.

Seeing Bu Liuxian as if he had timed it right, the moment the lightning struck, he pulled me to jump up from the ground.

The old guy caught me and jumped to the roof in an instant, like a gecko, and stuck to the roof tightly.

However, He Nanxing couldn't catch the second thunderbolt any longer, so he quickly formed seals with both hands.

The moment the lightning struck him, He Nanxing's body disappeared out of thin air.

I could see clearly from the roof. The moment the former fairy disappeared, I happened to see the snake stone on the coffee table.

At this moment, the expression on He Nanxing's face became weird.

The lightning did not strike He Nanxing, but turned a corner, and then continued to come towards me and Bu Liuxian.

The old guy jumped off the roof the moment He Nanxing disappeared.

Like an arrow leaving the string, he instantly picked up the coquettish Taoist robe that he had taken off, and put it on himself.
The moment the Taoist robe was put on, the thunder and lightning that had arrived in front of Bu Liuxian disappeared instantly without a trace.

At the same time, the dark clouds in the sky outside quickly dissipated.

In just a moment of effort, it returned to the sunny day with clear skies just now
"Man, you catch me."

The roof is five or six meters high from the ground, and if one accidentally lands, one's legs and arms will be broken.

Fortunately Bu Liuxian didn't ignore me, he took two steps forward and caught me easily.

After a minute or so just now, I don't think the Taoist robe on the old guy is so flamboyant.

Dare to love this is a baby.
However, I was also a little disappointed. I originally thought that Bu Liuxian was the one who accepted the Guangwu Heze Immortal Law at the Hell Railway Station.

For so many years, he has only been wearing a coquettish Taoist robe, just to cover up the aura of Guangwu Heze Immortal Technique on him.Now it looks like I'm thinking too much
At this time, Bu Liuxian was also covered in cold sweat.

Sweat was dripping down his forehead, but the old guy was still shivering.

After a while, he said to me:
"Benefactor, it's so good to hang on
Haoxuan was not hit by the Supreme Tribulation just now, I am different from He Nanxing.

The catastrophe is coming for me, as long as a thunderbolt hits me.

The Supreme Tribulation started, nine thousand nine hundred thunders.

The power of each of the following will be doubled, let alone the old Taoist priest, even if the Emperor of Heaven is standing here, it will be seven or eight thousand blows at most.
Today is really God’s blessing, Sanqing’s blessing, Buddha’s blessing, amen.”

After watching the old guy circling around and worshiping all the gods he could worship, I couldn't help but say:

"Man, you were able to ascend to immortality more than 20 years ago.

Why are you so polite and didn't ascend?
You see, saving money is not saving money, the more the better.

What to do now?If you don’t want to find a way to reincarnate.”

Bu Liuxian glanced at me, smiled wryly and said:

"Donor, you don't know what happened 20 years ago.

At that time, another monk named Wan Rulong and I soared forward and backward.

I watched hundreds of thunderbolts hit him with my own eyes, and I was able to withstand it for a while at first.

Later, when he didn't pay attention, a thunder shot into his mouth.

Wan Rulong was directly blown to pieces, turning into a sky full of minced meat and falling down.

That time I was frightened and stupid, waiting for my catastrophe to arrive, I, like He Nanxing just now, used the escape method and ran away.
If I hadn't run away that time, I would have been able to withstand the catastrophe in all likelihood, and I would have become an immortal at that time.

But this run, the second coming of the catastrophe will be much more violent, it really smashed me to pieces.

My hero couldn't bear this immediate loss, so I ran away again when I was afraid.

Before the third catastrophe came, I got this dharma protector robe passed down from the gods.

Because this robe is not a mortal thing, it must be soaked in the air of excrement and urine.

Now you understand why the old Taoist smells so bad on me, right?

Let's touch our chests and speak conscience
Do you think I'm not sick if I soak in this smell every day? "

Before Bu Liuxian finished speaking, the doorbell of the guest room rang again.

Outside the door, Ma Dong and Da Li arrived together, and the catastrophe just now scared them both.

Looking at the lightning bolts as if they were located by GPS, they hit my presidential suite. They didn't know what happened here.

Now that the thunder and lightning finally stopped, they brought people up to check.

After seeing that I was safe and sound, Chairman Ma and Da Li both breathed a sigh of relief.

Both rich men asked me what happened just now.

I can't tell the truth, after seeing the snake bone pan stone, I said:
"It's not a big deal, just now I tried the quality of the half-drawn four caves for the two of you.

This is more powerful than I imagined, thunder is like setting off firecrackers
The stuff is good stuff, I have checked it for both of you, the serious Xuanyuan Dongtian and the Yellow River Dongtian.

But these two babies can't be returned to you for the time being, and now I'll keep them here for ten and a half days.

The Four Caves Heaven has other magical functions, wait for me to figure it out, and I will pay you back when I consecrate it again."

Before I could finish my sentence, another familiar face appeared at the door of the room.

Yang Jian stood there, looked at me and Bu Liuxian silently, then turned and left.
What day is it?Why are all the gods who were demoted to the mortal world come out?
But looking at Yang Jian's eyes without any malice, nine times out of ten I found that there was a catastrophe here, so I came to watch the excitement, I didn't expect to see me and Bu Liuxian here.

Although he is no longer a fairy, Yang Jian is full of vigor all over his body, and he looks so energetic when he looks at his back.

Sooner or later, he will still be a god in the future, and it will be a bit embarrassing to meet in heaven in the future.

Director Ma and Da Li saw my expression in a daze, they would have misunderstood me and thought I was tired.

So I rearranged a hotel and opened a presidential suite there, where Bu Liuxian and I could rest.

After tossing all night, I am really tired.

Arriving at the new hotel, after taking a random bite, he stayed in the presidential suite accompanied by Director Ma and Da Li.

After I came in, I didn't bother to wash, and immediately lay on the bed after taking off my clothes.

It didn't take long before I fell into a dream, and I didn't know how long I slept, but I was awakened by the urge to urinate.

I went to the bathroom in the bedroom to finish my toilet, only to find that the sky outside was still bright, and I hadn't slept for long.

Just when I was about to go back to bed and continue to sleep, I suddenly heard someone shouting outside the bedroom:
"Benefactor, benefactor, are you awake?
It's good to wake up, but you can't sleep again.

You slept for three days and three nights
Sober up first, I have something to tell you."

It wasn't Bu Liuxian who spoke, but the voice was Zhuge Zhengqi
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