Please come down when it gets dark

By the time some old guys came into the yard, I had finished eating an old corn.

After drinking a scoop of cold water, I picked up the second old corn and took a few bites.

After eating a few mouthfuls, he put the old corn in his clothes pocket, then held up the door handle, and stood behind the door waiting for people from outside to come in.

Now that I am half full, these old guys outside are no longer my opponents.

No matter who it is, I will stick one at a time.

Looking at their seventies and eighties, maybe two lives will be lost today
That can't be hit on the head, hit the legs, break your two legs
Just when I was on guard, the left and right windows were smashed at the same time, and then two figures jumped in along the windows.

Just when I was distracted looking to the left and right, the door was kicked open from the outside, and then another figure jumped up from the outside
Before I could make a move while holding the top door bar, someone kicked me on the back and knocked me down.

Before I got up, a gleaming guillotine was already on my neck
"Don't move, if you move, I will cut off your brain, dig it out and use it as a spittoon"

The one holding the guillotine was the third child in his seventies. I was too frightened to move, and said to him:
"Don't move too much.
Third brother, third uncle and third grandfather
It looks like I might have been beheaded by you, but in fact you are bringing trouble to your fairy shop.

I'm scaring you, buddy, I also have a backer.

But for your own good, it is inconvenient to say in the background
Your old brothers are not too young, don’t be scared to death because of this, and leave a few days earlier.”

Before I could finish speaking, Lao Sanyi raised his hand and slapped me with a big ear scraper.

"Crack!" There was a crisp sound, which made my eyes stare.

At this time, the other two old guys also punched and kicked me.
"Boy, you know that this place is called Shenxianpu, how dare you compete with your grandpas in the backstage?"
We have fairies here!
No matter how big and tough your backstage is, can you still be tougher than a god?

Do you think you are still out there, with two bad money and a good father, and you can do whatever you want?
Grandma! "

Don't look at the skills of the three old guys, but it's a pity that they are old after all.

After a few hits, he was already exhausted and panting, and one of the old guys couldn't stop panting, while flipping through his pockets weakly, he said out of breath:

"broken.
Am I suffering from asthma, third brother, help me.
I have the medicine in my pocket."

Only then did the third child let me go, and turned around to touch the old man.

After a while, he took out a modern spray and pressed it on the old man's mouth.
Eh?I didn't time travel!
This asthma spray is a product of my time.
After a few sprays, the complexion of the old man suffering from asthma returned to normal.

Only then did the third child turn around, kicked me again, and said:

"It was such a good opportunity just now, why didn't you run away?
Only after you ran away did I have an excuse to chop off your head with a guillotine."

"What am I running for?"

I wiped the remaining nosebleed, then continued to the third child nonchalantly:

"Just now I thought I had traveled through time, the big guy in the sky couldn't find me
It's only now that I understand, the old ones are living in seclusion here, right?
It's still [-] outside, right?

Since we are in the same time and space, we can have a good chat
There are gods in your fairy shop,

That's such a coincidence, you go and ask your gods now.

Do you know who Shen Lian is?
I can't say more now, because you are too old to accept it.

Don't be scared to death anymore"

The old man who suffered from asthma just now has recovered. Before I could finish speaking, he slapped me backhand.

After the fight, the old guy said:
"Boy, you dare to take advantage of the gods.
Are you tired of living?
Now I will kill you and dig a hole to bury you when it's over.

Plant some apple and plum trees on it, and keep them big and sweet."

The old guy said, picked up the rake in his hand, and was about to say hello to my head.

At this time, the third child stopped him and said:
"Old Ba, stop first.
This kid dares to say that, if we really have something to do with the gods, we really won't be able to live
listen to me like this
Take him to see the gods, and if the gods say they really know Shen Lian, then nothing will happen.

Once you say this kid is a liar, use him to sacrifice to the gods
For so many years, we have never seriously worshiped the gods, so today we will use this kid to open the sacrifice
Old Qi, take off your belt and tie up this kid.

Look at his slick face, don't let him get away."

While talking, the old nine untied the rope tied around his waist and tied me up with it.

Then three old guys pushed me out
Walking in the village again, this time I finally saw the villagers who came out to watch the excitement.

These people may have been meeting somewhere just now, so they didn't show up
But what is strange to say is that these villagers are all over the age of six or seventy.

Along the way, I didn't even see a person around 50 years old, let alone other young people
Hearing that I was going to be sent to the gods, these villagers gathered together as if it was a festival, and wanted to follow the past to watch the excitement.
This village is like a maze. After these old people dragged me around, I finally stopped in front of a small temple.

Although the temple is not big, it was built brick by brick.

Compared with other adobe houses in the village, it looks more grand.

The old people gathered at the gate of the temple, but the third child didn't push me in directly.

He first stood at the gate of the temple, looked inside for a while, then lowered his voice, waved to the temple and said:

"Grandma
Auntie, come over here, the boy you let go of your kindness, actually ran to my house to plot against me
After being caught by us, this kid is still stubborn, saying that he knows that there are gods in our fairy shop.
He also said that we gods know him, and we gods dare not offend him.

Please tell the gods, if it is not the case, I will use him to sacrifice to the gods tonight."

While the third was speaking, the only young woman I've ever seen here came out of the temple.

At this time, the woman had already changed into a daoist gown, frowned, looked at me, and said:

"Didn't I just let you go?

What are you doing so much?
It's not good to mess with anyone, you mess with the gods
Third child, this kid is bragging, tell him to leave quickly."

After hearing what the woman said, I stopped doing it.

Immediately, he shouted loudly into the temple:
"Are there any gods in the temple!
My name is Shen Lian!If you don't know what I say, go back to the sky and find out
Now that you know who I am, don't freak out."

The woman was angry and anxious, and just when she was about to cover my mouth, a child's voice came from the temple:

"Sister, let this grandson come in
I'd have to break his leg myself. "