Please come down when it gets dark

"cannot."

Niu Meng lowered the car window, looked at the top of the mountain with his head, then turned to us and said:
"Erlang Temple is not a place for descending gods. Apart from enshrining Yang Jian, there should be no gods descending."

After hearing Niu Mang's words, I immediately realized that something was wrong, and interrupted him directly, saying:

"Old man, what you said is really funny.

If the Erlang God is not in the Erlang Temple, where will it be?Earth Temple? "

Niu Meng casually said:
"Erlang Temple is the place where Yang Jian worships, not the place where he loses his mind.

Speaking of which, Yang Jian can be regarded as an alternative among us gods, he is the only one who doesn't need a fairy reserve, and can carry the lower realm of fairy magic at will.

It is because there is no need for a fairy prince, Yang Jian can go down to earth at any place he chooses.

Don't you know, Your Highness, there are so many gods in the sky who love Yang Jian.

We have to go down to earth in the designated place in a proper manner. If we are lucky enough to meet a fairy who is respectful to the gods, it is good to say that it is easy to discuss, but Wanli meets a fairy who does not eat raw rice. , how dare you show us the face of a god."

When she heard this, Ge Ge, who had never had a good face along the way, finally became interested, and she said to Niu Miao in disbelief:

"impossible
All the people in our land of falling gods worship the gods as the supreme ancestors.

It’s like our empresses, when they come down to earth, we have to kneel to greet them.”

"That's why you know the rules"

When Niu Mang said this, he seemed to suddenly think of something.

After a 'puchi' smile, he continued:

"I've heard that too.
When Guanghui Xingjun went down to earth, he met a person in Jingpu Club who didn't eat raw rice.

You said that they are all monks, but there is one who is not afraid of gods.

With immortality, defending against immortals is like defending against thieves.

If you want to ask him for immortality, you have to explain what it is used for and how much it is used for.
Guanghui Xingjun, who has such a good temper, returned to the Heavenly Court, and even got into the trouble of cursing others.

Later, when other gods came down to earth, they had to avoid Jingpu Society."

While talking, the car stopped suddenly, and we saw a luxury car parked in front, blocking our way.

Seeing that the car was completely blocking the way, the driver of our commercial vehicle got out of the car. When he was about to talk to the car in front, he saw the door of the car in front opened and a middle-aged man in his forties got out of the car. .

This man ignored our driver, walked directly to the window, knocked on the window and signaled us to open the door.

After seeing the face of the visitor, Niu Meng widened his eyes in surprise, then opened the door and said:
"Xiaoyaoxian, do you have any orders?

This is such a big deal, you have to come here in person.”

After seeing clearly that it was Niu Miao who got out of the car, the 'Xiaoyao Xian' gave a wry smile and said:

"It's a patrol angel.
That's right, the car suddenly turned off.

The one sitting in the car is your Xian Chu, right?
Please help me push a cart with your Xian Chu
This foreign devil's car looks good, that's all.

It's the same as who they believe in, it's not real."

"The cart?"

Niu Meng couldn't believe what he heard. After digging out his ears, he continued:
"I have been down to earth for a long time, and my ear canals are polluted by the turbid air below.

How can I still hear such absurd words as carts?
You are the Happy Star Lord, you can just take a look at the magic power of pushing a cart, wouldn't it be enough? "

After hearing Niu Mang's words, the Xiaoyao Immortal almost burst into tears.

He sighed aggrievedly and said:
"Niuxian, don't you know
This time, I was framed by someone, and I was arranged for the Jingpu Club to fall into the gods.

The fairy prince named Zhao Shengli, it seems that I owe him in my previous life
I want to use some magic tricks, as if I want to kill him.

Guess what?He took out a piece of paper and asked me to fill out the form, explaining the purpose of the fairy method, how to return it and the dosage.
He will prepare as much as he writes, and it will not work if he gives more.

Isn't that right? I heard that His Royal Highness Shen Lian, the adoptive son of the Emperor of Heaven, is going to Erlang Temple to marry the one bestowed by His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven.

Why do we gods who have descended from the mortal world want to come here to make fun of it?

As a result, the car broke down on the road, and all the magic in me was used up when I was doing errands.

I wanted to find some accommodation with that kid, and then give some magic tricks to let the car drive up.

The results of it?
This kid disagreed 120 times.
There is no other way, seeing that His Royal Highness Shen Lian is about to arrive, I just—”

When I said this, the Xiaoyaoxian saw me with the window down and looking at him.
The old fairy immediately understood, and his face turned red instantly.

He patted his thigh, covered his face and said:
"Remember, Niu Xian, you are His Highness's guard now.
I'm really in a daze, I don't even know His Highness is here.

And let you push the cart, I really"

Just as this Xiaoyaoxian was beating his chest, the broken car door opened again.

A greasy-faced young man poked his head out, frowned and shouted towards us:

"Xiaoyaoxian, are you alright?

It's so hard to find someone to push the cart
Don't expect to get immortals from me, I don't know what other people's immortals do.

As the Immortal Prince, I am to supervise your immortals, and you must not use immortal methods indiscriminately. This is the right bestowed upon us by His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven.

You don’t want to listen to it, it’s all for the good of you gods.
You gods can get as many immortal spells as you want, so what do you want us immortal masters to do?
After a long time, are they all Guangwu Heze?
What the hell is that? "

Originally, I thought this Immortal Chu had a bit of a personality, but when I heard him talk about Guangwu Heze, his mouth was not clean.

I'm not being shy about this.
I opened the car door and walked down without even looking at the greasy-faced fairy Chu in the car.

He said to the cow:

"Lao Niu, you've been busy for a long time even if it's a big deal.
What does the car in front of you park here mean?Are you trying to play against me?
You want to assassinate me, and cause His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven to be furious, and trigger the second Conferred God War, right?

Even if this is not the case, then your vigilance cannot be relaxed.

Hurry up and push the car down.

Don't get in my way.
Is this big brother your friend?Will your friends get in the car together?

Hurry up, it's getting late, don't delay me going up for supper"

Niu Meng had long been displeased with the immortal Chu in the car, and after he laughed, he went to the car in front of him in an instant.

Immortal Niu put one hand on the car and said to the people in the car:

"When I lose three, I push the cart down, one"

As soon as the 'word' was exited, the driver and the young man jumped out of the car.

After Niu Meng counted to three, he didn't see him exerting any force, and the car had already been pushed down the winding mountain road.
At this time, the face of the greasy-faced young man turned red with anger, and just as he was about to attack, he saw Zhuge Zhengqi get off the car from the other side, looked at him and said:
"Isn't this brother Shengli? I saw His Highness Shen Lian, so why don't you come to salute?"