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Chapter 382 Old Han Kui
Chapter 382 Old Han Kui
While this fake Taoist named Xiao Jin was walking towards me, he reached into his left sleeve with his right hand and pulled out a long black whip from it.
The whole body of this long whip was black, Xiao Jin obviously didn't make any movements, but this long whip was like a spirit snake, swinging back and forth in mid-air.
Xiao Jin raised his chin at the long whip in his hand, and then said to me:
"Your Highness, as long as you cooperate obediently, I will not hurt you.
But if you still have any small thoughts, then maybe I have to be a villain again."
While speaking, the long black whip in Xiao Jin's hand unexpectedly flicked a whip flower by itself, and several blurred figures appeared from the whip flower.
The figure twisted in the air, and the expression showed a very painful look.
With the appearance of the figure, the surrounding air even showed signs of condensation, and an inexplicably frightening thought appeared in the depths of my heart
Just for a moment, my heart was filled with boundless fear, and there was only one thought at that time, that I was about to die.
At this time, He Nanxing also saw the long whip in Xiao Jin's hand.
He glanced at the long whip in Xiao Jin's hand with a strange expression, and then said quietly to the fake Taoist priest:
"Your magic weapon looks familiar, but at first glance it turned out to be a banner of ten thousand souls.
The whip handle is made of the pole of the ten thousand soul flags, and the whip body is made of kneading the soul flags into silk threads."
While He Nanxing explained the origin of the long whip in Xiao Jin's hand, the fake Taoist priest who had just been burned by the fire showed a flustered expression on his face, as if a cheating student was caught by the teacher.
But He Nanxing didn't continue to embarrass him, but continued to say lightly:
"I am no longer a god, how you got the Ten Thousand Soul Banner has nothing to do with me.
Take Shen Lian out as soon as possible to prove that he is Guangwu Heze from his previous life, that's the business.
As long as you prove that Shen Lian is Guangwu Heze, then your credit is worth less than all the mistakes you made."
After hearing He Nanxing's words, the expression on Xiao Jin's face eased.
Seeing that the best chance to fight back has been lost, it seems impossible for Zhuge Zhengqi to send me immortal magic.
Seeing that Xiao Jin was about to attack me, I suppressed the fear in my heart, fought for the last chance, and shouted loudly to the people in front of me:
"You are still listening to Ho Nanxing fooling around!
Can't you see that he has a personal enmity with me?It was because of me, the old boy, that he was demoted to the mortal world!
Knowing that he will never be able to return to heaven to be a god in eternity, that's why he thought of a way to take revenge on me!
Use your brains to think about it.
For me, an ordinary person who doesn't know magic at all, one hand is enough, why do you need your help?
What did he say that he was responsible for the accident? Do you think he is still the original Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan?
The current He Nanxing is not much nobler than you, the blame you can't bear, the old boy can't bear it either
Still don't understand?
The old boy didn't intend to let me live at all, he planned to kill me, and then throw the blame on you.
In the end, He Nanxing scattered your souls and pretended to avenge me. Only by doing this better can he return to heaven and become a god.
If he turns back into a fairy, the brothers will be out of their wits."
I thought that these few words would make Xiao Jin and the others hesitate, but what I didn't expect was that the few people who were bargaining with He Nanxing just now seemed to be wearing a pair of pants with him.
Although Xiao Jin didn't stop me from speaking, he urged the long whip to wrap around my body.
After the long whip wound up, tentacles like vines grew out in all directions, covering my whole body in just a few breaths.
At this time, I seemed to have been hit by the immobilization method, and I stood there motionless.
With the long whip vines wrapping my body completely, although I can still see the outside scene through the gaps in the vines.
After Xiao Jin wrapped me up with a long whip, he turned his head to look at Zhuge Zhengqi who was still lying on the ground, and then said to He Nanxing:
"What about this ugly bastard?
Beat into nothingness or"
Before Xiao Jin finished speaking, he suddenly saw a figure approaching from a distance.
Before this person arrives, the smell on his body has already been blown by the breeze.
At first, he thought it was Zhuge Zhengqi's master Bu Liuxian who came, but he didn't look like that.
After this person came a few steps closer, I saw clearly through the gaps in the vines that the person who came was actually Bu Liuxian's senior brother——Han Kui.
But how could he have Bu Liuxian's unique smell?I haven't seen him like this before.
A toilet smell made a fake Taoist behind Xiao Jin retch a few times, and when he was about to make a move, he heard Xiao Jin say:
"Don't act rashly, I've cast invisibility, he can't see us"
When Xiao Jin was speaking, old Han Kui had already staggered to the side of the rockery seven or eight meters away from us.
Old Han Kui glanced left and right, and after confirming that there was no one there, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then he said to himself while unbuttoning his belt:
"It's really thanks to that little guy this time.
Who would have thought that eating a dead man's rice noodles could still eat so many good things.
It's fine if the food tastes good, but the wine tastes good too. Isn't that killing people?
It's just a pity, after drinking such a good wine, he still has to pee out."
While speaking, Han Kui had already pulled down his pants, and began to relieve himself towards the rockery.
Old Han Kui continued drunkenly while urinating:
"I wet my shoes, I have to go back and change them with Bu Liuxian later.
I really can't accept it, but fortunately I didn't urinate on my clothes this time, otherwise I really wouldn't have any clothes to change.
Bu Liuxian is still a buddy, seeing that I peed on my clothes, he offered to change clothes with me.
Where can I find such a good person?
Looking back, I have to live there for a few years after his Luoshen Temple is repaired.
Just live there.
Everything in Erlang Temple is good, but they don't take me seriously.
Who is he?
Yeah, who the hell am I?
Eh?No, who am I?
I seem to be Han Kui, right?
By the way, I am his Han Kui"
Han Kui urinated endlessly, and the old guy fell asleep while urinating.
Old Han Kui's buttocks were bare, his forehead was on the rockery, and he was snoring
After waiting for a long while, the old guy didn't see any intention of waking up. Xiao Jin frowned, and said to He Nanxing who was squinting at Han Kui:
"Old man, it's already like this, and Han Kui is about to die.
After I send him down, let's take advantage of the chaos and leave Erlang."
Before Xiao Jin finished speaking, he suddenly saw old Han Kui shivering:
"Why did I fall asleep here.
I dreamed that there was a flood, and it was all up to my neck, but I dare say it was urine that flooded my ankle.”
At this time, old Han Kui had finished urinating. After pulling up his pants, he walked back with a pair of soaked shoes.
Seeing old Han Kui leave, Xiao Jin was relieved.
At this time, someone beside him exclaimed:
"Where did the ugly ghost go? Why is the ugly ghost gone?"
(End of this chapter)
While this fake Taoist named Xiao Jin was walking towards me, he reached into his left sleeve with his right hand and pulled out a long black whip from it.
The whole body of this long whip was black, Xiao Jin obviously didn't make any movements, but this long whip was like a spirit snake, swinging back and forth in mid-air.
Xiao Jin raised his chin at the long whip in his hand, and then said to me:
"Your Highness, as long as you cooperate obediently, I will not hurt you.
But if you still have any small thoughts, then maybe I have to be a villain again."
While speaking, the long black whip in Xiao Jin's hand unexpectedly flicked a whip flower by itself, and several blurred figures appeared from the whip flower.
The figure twisted in the air, and the expression showed a very painful look.
With the appearance of the figure, the surrounding air even showed signs of condensation, and an inexplicably frightening thought appeared in the depths of my heart
Just for a moment, my heart was filled with boundless fear, and there was only one thought at that time, that I was about to die.
At this time, He Nanxing also saw the long whip in Xiao Jin's hand.
He glanced at the long whip in Xiao Jin's hand with a strange expression, and then said quietly to the fake Taoist priest:
"Your magic weapon looks familiar, but at first glance it turned out to be a banner of ten thousand souls.
The whip handle is made of the pole of the ten thousand soul flags, and the whip body is made of kneading the soul flags into silk threads."
While He Nanxing explained the origin of the long whip in Xiao Jin's hand, the fake Taoist priest who had just been burned by the fire showed a flustered expression on his face, as if a cheating student was caught by the teacher.
But He Nanxing didn't continue to embarrass him, but continued to say lightly:
"I am no longer a god, how you got the Ten Thousand Soul Banner has nothing to do with me.
Take Shen Lian out as soon as possible to prove that he is Guangwu Heze from his previous life, that's the business.
As long as you prove that Shen Lian is Guangwu Heze, then your credit is worth less than all the mistakes you made."
After hearing He Nanxing's words, the expression on Xiao Jin's face eased.
Seeing that the best chance to fight back has been lost, it seems impossible for Zhuge Zhengqi to send me immortal magic.
Seeing that Xiao Jin was about to attack me, I suppressed the fear in my heart, fought for the last chance, and shouted loudly to the people in front of me:
"You are still listening to Ho Nanxing fooling around!
Can't you see that he has a personal enmity with me?It was because of me, the old boy, that he was demoted to the mortal world!
Knowing that he will never be able to return to heaven to be a god in eternity, that's why he thought of a way to take revenge on me!
Use your brains to think about it.
For me, an ordinary person who doesn't know magic at all, one hand is enough, why do you need your help?
What did he say that he was responsible for the accident? Do you think he is still the original Beiluo Shenwu Tianguan?
The current He Nanxing is not much nobler than you, the blame you can't bear, the old boy can't bear it either
Still don't understand?
The old boy didn't intend to let me live at all, he planned to kill me, and then throw the blame on you.
In the end, He Nanxing scattered your souls and pretended to avenge me. Only by doing this better can he return to heaven and become a god.
If he turns back into a fairy, the brothers will be out of their wits."
I thought that these few words would make Xiao Jin and the others hesitate, but what I didn't expect was that the few people who were bargaining with He Nanxing just now seemed to be wearing a pair of pants with him.
Although Xiao Jin didn't stop me from speaking, he urged the long whip to wrap around my body.
After the long whip wound up, tentacles like vines grew out in all directions, covering my whole body in just a few breaths.
At this time, I seemed to have been hit by the immobilization method, and I stood there motionless.
With the long whip vines wrapping my body completely, although I can still see the outside scene through the gaps in the vines.
After Xiao Jin wrapped me up with a long whip, he turned his head to look at Zhuge Zhengqi who was still lying on the ground, and then said to He Nanxing:
"What about this ugly bastard?
Beat into nothingness or"
Before Xiao Jin finished speaking, he suddenly saw a figure approaching from a distance.
Before this person arrives, the smell on his body has already been blown by the breeze.
At first, he thought it was Zhuge Zhengqi's master Bu Liuxian who came, but he didn't look like that.
After this person came a few steps closer, I saw clearly through the gaps in the vines that the person who came was actually Bu Liuxian's senior brother——Han Kui.
But how could he have Bu Liuxian's unique smell?I haven't seen him like this before.
A toilet smell made a fake Taoist behind Xiao Jin retch a few times, and when he was about to make a move, he heard Xiao Jin say:
"Don't act rashly, I've cast invisibility, he can't see us"
When Xiao Jin was speaking, old Han Kui had already staggered to the side of the rockery seven or eight meters away from us.
Old Han Kui glanced left and right, and after confirming that there was no one there, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then he said to himself while unbuttoning his belt:
"It's really thanks to that little guy this time.
Who would have thought that eating a dead man's rice noodles could still eat so many good things.
It's fine if the food tastes good, but the wine tastes good too. Isn't that killing people?
It's just a pity, after drinking such a good wine, he still has to pee out."
While speaking, Han Kui had already pulled down his pants, and began to relieve himself towards the rockery.
Old Han Kui continued drunkenly while urinating:
"I wet my shoes, I have to go back and change them with Bu Liuxian later.
I really can't accept it, but fortunately I didn't urinate on my clothes this time, otherwise I really wouldn't have any clothes to change.
Bu Liuxian is still a buddy, seeing that I peed on my clothes, he offered to change clothes with me.
Where can I find such a good person?
Looking back, I have to live there for a few years after his Luoshen Temple is repaired.
Just live there.
Everything in Erlang Temple is good, but they don't take me seriously.
Who is he?
Yeah, who the hell am I?
Eh?No, who am I?
I seem to be Han Kui, right?
By the way, I am his Han Kui"
Han Kui urinated endlessly, and the old guy fell asleep while urinating.
Old Han Kui's buttocks were bare, his forehead was on the rockery, and he was snoring
After waiting for a long while, the old guy didn't see any intention of waking up. Xiao Jin frowned, and said to He Nanxing who was squinting at Han Kui:
"Old man, it's already like this, and Han Kui is about to die.
After I send him down, let's take advantage of the chaos and leave Erlang."
Before Xiao Jin finished speaking, he suddenly saw old Han Kui shivering:
"Why did I fall asleep here.
I dreamed that there was a flood, and it was all up to my neck, but I dare say it was urine that flooded my ankle.”
At this time, old Han Kui had finished urinating. After pulling up his pants, he walked back with a pair of soaked shoes.
Seeing old Han Kui leave, Xiao Jin was relieved.
At this time, someone beside him exclaimed:
"Where did the ugly ghost go? Why is the ugly ghost gone?"
(End of this chapter)
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