Please come down when it gets dark

Chapter 399
"No energy, no energy"

Seeing a few old guys slumped on the ground in fright, Mustache withdrew his magical powers helplessly.

He looked back at the smiling 'Little Witch', pointed to the three mountain masters who were so frightened that they peed their pants on the ground, and said to her:
"I thought it was a ferocious dragon's pond and tiger's lair, but it turned out to be a few toothless old loaches.
If those gods in the sky know that I showed my real body today because of a few old loaches, they won’t necessarily laugh at me
You insist on dragging me down for something that a few gatekeepers can do.
What are you looking at!Do you still want to watch Xian kill people! "

Halfway through the talk, the mountain masters who were sitting slumped on the ground somewhat relaxed, and were peeking at Moustache and the 'Little Witch' talking.

Frightened by this voice, several old fellows hastily kowtowed to Mustache again.

After Zhao Shanzhu wiped off his cold sweat, he kowtowed and said to Mustache on behalf of his two companions:
"Shangxian.
The disciples didn't know that it was your old man who came.
The person surnamed Li dared to do something to your old man, and he deserved his own death.

After returning, the disciples said that the person surnamed Li was the one who colluded with evil spirits and invaded the Erlang Temple by internal and external cooperation."

While speaking, the old guy stole a glance at the corpse on the ground.

He was a little bit wrong, thinking that these evil spirits were under the mustache, so he gave himself a small mouth and said:
"Look at my broken mouth, I'm so excited that I don't know what to say when I see the Immortal coming.
Whether it's evil or not, everyone is a monk.

When I go back, I will hold a Taoist meeting to abolish the term evil spirits.

We can’t say that they are not in the same practice as us, or that they are not cultivators who attain immortality and Taoism, but say they are evil spirits if they are long-lived.”

Mustache frowned, turned to the little witch and said:

"What's the meaning of this old loach? You're using me as the backstage of evil, right?
What kind of crime is it to humiliate Shangxian?"

While speaking, Mustache has teleported to Zhao Shanzhu.

Before the old guy could react, Mustache had already slapped him.

There was another sound of watermelon bursting, just like Li Shanzhu who died just now, Zhao Shanzhu's head turned into a cloud of blood mist.
Seeing this, the other two mountain masters knew that they would die too.

Immediately, the faces of the two showed very hot expressions at the same time. After looking at each other, they said in unison:
"Fight! There is still a glimmer of life."

At the same time as the half sentence was said, the two jumped up from the ground at the same time.

No matter how you look at this scene, there will be another bloody storm soon. If these two mountains are fighting to the death, although they are enough to be the opponents of Mustache, but maybe if they really work hard, they will give Mustache more or less. Not sure about the wound either.
But the next scene opened my eyes. After the two mountain masters jumped up with grinning teeth, none of them intended to kill the mustache, but rushed towards the window behind them at the same time.
The two of them cast spells while running and wanted to teleport away from this place. Out of the corner of their eyes, they saw their companion making exactly the same movements as themselves, and they actually tripped their companion during the spellcasting process.
The two old guys cast spells on their hands and kicked each other at the same time, both counting on this kick to knock down their companions and create time for themselves to escape.

Unexpectedly, the kick of the two of them really kicked them down at the same time.

After falling to the ground, the gestures of the two people immediately became confused, and the half-cast escape method also lost its effect.

Then an even more astonishing scene appeared, the two old mountain masters who were almost two hundred years old together started fighting with each other.

Two people are on the ground, you give me a big mouth, and I will give you a kick in the crotch.

After a while, both of them were covered in blood,
While fighting, he cursed and said:

"The one with the surname Qian! You are missing a great virtue.
If I had known that you were this white-eyed wolf bastard, I should have strangled you to death the day you entered the sect.

You are heartless, forgot that time in [-] years, we disguised ourselves to go to take a bath, and it was still my guest."

"It's from xxx! Don't show off your brother's score, grandson, you are not worthy.
don't think there's something about you and my wife, i don't know
There are six children in my family, the eldest and the third child are just like yours.

When I go home at night, how many times have I caught you jumping out of the window?

Think I don't know?Or do you think I am addicted to being a tortoise?
I'm xxx, I can't live anyway, I'll beat you to death first."

"Ha ha ha ha."

When the little witch saw it, she squatted on the ground with a smile.

After finally stopping her laughter, the woman wiped her tears, took out her phone, switched to the camera mode, and said with a smile while taking pictures of the two mountain masters who were still fighting:

"Keep going.
Say something we don't know.
Master Qian Shan, you have six children in total, two of them are not your own, and at least four are up to you.

Be more open.
How can I live in this life, think about the good
The son who was born with great difficulty will serve you in the end and call you father—hahahaha."

When it came to the end, the woman couldn't stand it anymore, squatted on the ground and laughed wantonly again.

At this time, Qian Shanzhu couldn't care less about being shameless. It was important to survive first.

He let go of his companion's hair, and said to the woman with a mournful face:

"If only four of them were my own.
I took those six little bastards for a paternity test, and the eldest and third child belonged to this bastard.

The second, fourth and sixth children are of the surname Zhao, and the fifth child is of the surname Li
After so many years, they are not too embarrassed to take advantage of me, so they forcefully gave me the title of Mountain Lord
I figured it out, I quit.
I don’t want any mountain masters anymore, I’m going to be evil, and I’ll be against Erlang Temple for the rest of my life.”

While the Qian Shanzhu was speaking, another old fellow was ejected from the ground like a spring.

This time he didn't run out of the window, knowing that in all likelihood, the mustache Shashen was ready.

The old guy catapulted straight up to the roof above his head
With a loud bang, he broke a big hole in the roof, and the old guy took advantage of the trend and continued to rush upwards, using the escape method in his hand at the same time, and he was about to disappear in front of me.

Seeing that the whole body of the old guy was about to jump upstairs, his body fell down inexplicably.

Seeing that the mustache who was just watching the excitement at the gate had already reached the top of the old guy's head, he pressed his forehead with one hand, and pressed him back to the position just now.
"Actually, I didn't intend to kill you two just now, but I changed my mind now."

When Mustache spoke, he cast a magic spell on his hand, and with a sound like a watermelon bursting, a third headless corpse appeared
(End of this chapter)