Hong Kong Comprehensive: Longevity from Uncle Nine

Chapter 7 How can a mere vixen mess with my Dao heart?

Chasing corpses is a very hard job, because you have to avoid strangers during the day, so naturally you can only choose to take remote mountain roads or small roads at night. If you must pass through villages and towns, you have to tell the people in the village in advance to lock up the dogs.

At the same time, there are three ways to drive away corpses and three times not to drive away corpses.The three expulsions are: those who have been beheaded, hanged, and died standing in a cage can be expelled.Those who were beheaded had their bodies sewn up.

Legend has it that because they were all forced to die, they died unconvinced, and missed their hometown and loved ones.You can use magic to hook their souls, use spells to place them in their respective corpses, and then use magic to drive them to climb mountains and ridges, and even board a boat to return to their hometown.

The three don't rush are: those who died of illness, those who died voluntarily by throwing themselves into the river and hanging by their necks, and those who lost their limbs due to thunder and fire.

Among them, the souls of those who died of illness have been hooked away by Hades, and their souls cannot be called back from the gate of hell.

The souls of those who threw themselves into the river and hanged their necks were entangled by "replacement", and they may be handing over. If a new soul is recruited, the irreplaceable old soul will affect the reincarnation of the old soul.

In addition, those who died as a result of thunder were all sinners, and those who died in the fire were often incomplete and unable to drive away.

The driven corpses will wear shrouds, because the style looks like zombies and is easy to be mistaken.In fact, these corpses can jump all because of the spell cast by the mortician.

This exercise is called the 36 exercises of exorcising corpses.The first work is the dead body's "standing work", that is, first of all, the dead body must be able to stand up.The second work is "walking work", which means that the corpse can stop and walk freely, and the third work is "turning work", which means that the corpse can turn when walking.In addition, there are "downhill skills", "bridge crossing skills", "dumb dog skills", "resurrection skills" and so on.

After learning 36 skills, you can drive away the corpse.

However, Taoist Four Eyes was a master, so he directly took out some talisman papers to Zhang Sheng, and Zhang Sheng could follow the corpse. When Zhang Sheng chased the corpse, Taoist Four Eyes rested on the gold master.

The two exchanged replacements, and within a few days they arrived near the deep mountain where he lived.

It was already midnight, Taoist Master Simu smiled and said, "This time, with your help, Ah Cheng, I can relax a lot, but unfortunately my apprentice Jia Le is so stupid, I can't bring him out to chase the corpse together, alas."

Zhang Sheng said with a smile: "Personal karma, Daoist Miao praised it."

As soon as he finished speaking, the last corpse was taken away by two white belts. Taoist Priest Four Eyes heard a strange noise, and quickly turned his head to see a beautiful woman on the tree behind him.

The four-eyed priest was furious, and shouted: "Ah, don't think that you can rob my benefactor just because you are beautiful."

After saying that, he directly pulled out the seven-star copper sword, rushed over in three steps and two steps, then stepped on the tree trunk next to him, jumped up with his strength, and slashed at the woman with his sword.

The woman immediately let go of the body, leaned back, and flew away directly, with four eyes and a long run to catch up.

Zhang Sheng held a mahogany sword and stood guard next to the corpse. After a while, the woman flew back again, with a lot of clothes off her body, showing her long legs.

She was lying not far away, her figure was enchanting, her mouth exhaled a bewitching aura, Zhang Sheng could smell it was a charming woman's body fragrance, the woman saw that Zhang Sheng's eyes were blurred, she quickly cast winking eyes and scratched her head.

Zhang Sheng threw away the mahogany sword, his eyes were blurred, and he said in his mouth: "Wow, it's amazing, this hit my weakness..."

He walked up to the woman and squatted down, and then threw himself into the woman's arms. The woman looked at Zhang Sheng who was bowing her head in her arms, and showed a triumphant smile. The slender hands just now turned into sharp claws.

The woman said in her heart: Smelly man, I will dig out your heart and eat it later!

Just as she was about to make a move, she heard a man shouting in a low voice: "Chi!"

"what!"

The woman screamed, she felt paralyzed and unable to move, but Zhang Sheng immediately rolled back, picked up the mahogany sword, and stabbed at the woman's abdomen.

"what!"

The woman screamed again, the demon core was broken, and the woman turned into a fox. After struggling a few times, she stopped moving.

"Kill a 200-year-old vixen and get [-] merits."

Zhang Sheng showed a satisfied smile, and now he has three hundred merits.Using these three hundred merits can upgrade the Order of the Five Thunders, but this time it is not very useful to deal with the royal zombie that was struck by lightning. We can only wait until we get to the place and then think about what magic weapon to buy.

The four-eyed Taoist ran over, glanced at the vixen on the ground, and said in surprise: "Wow, it turned out to be a vixen, Ah Cheng, are you not fascinated by her?"

Zhang Sheng thought in his heart: That's it?Compared with Douyin, Xiaohongshu, and Twitter's female Bodhisattva, pediatrics.

He smiled and said, "Fortunately, I have a firm heart, and I don't have such worldly desires."

The four-eyed Taoist priest was stunned, and then he gave a thumbs up and said: "Good! I admire it! Let's go first."

Zhang Sheng followed Taoist Simu back to his home. Next to his home was Master Yixiu's home. The two were close, but they became enemies. Once they got together, they would hurt each other.

Daoist Simu entered the courtyard and called his apprentice Jia Le, but Jia Le didn't respond, which made him lose face in front of Zhang Sheng, so he decided to teach Jia Le a lesson.He didn't let those corpses do anything, and walked in to teach him a lesson.

After a while, Jiale's wailing came from inside the house, and Zhang Sheng walked in after the inside became quiet.Four-eyed Daoist pointed to Jia Le who was grinning at the side, and said, "This is my ineffective apprentice Jia Le. Jia Le is called Daoist Zhang."

Zhang Sheng quickly said: "Jia Le can just call me Ah Cheng."

Jia Le quickly met Zhang Sheng, then looked at Taoist Simu and said, "Master, I'm going to get you breakfast right now. Also, Master Yixiu is back."

Upon hearing Master Yixiu's name, Taoist Simu's face changed greatly, and then he said angrily, "Why did this damned bald donkey come back, bad luck."

Outside the door, Master Yixiu came to visit with Jingjing. Zhang Sheng got up consciously and saluted Master Yixiu. The priest with four eyes introduced: "This is Zhang Sheng, a layman. This is Master Yixiu."

Master Yixiu was surprised: "Such a young layman?"

The four-eyed priest said angrily: "Yes, Ah Cheng can deal with some ordinary ghosts by himself."

Master Yixiu smiled and said, "What a young hero."

Zhang Sheng hurriedly said humbly: "Master, you have won the prize, you sit down first, and I will help Jia Le."

Master Yixiu nodded and said, "Jingjing, you can help too."

Zhang Sheng and Jingjing went to the kitchen together. On the way, Jingjing asked curiously, "Have you ever caught a ghost?"

Zhang Sheng said kindly: "That's right, I surrendered a female ghost with the brother of Taoist Master Four Eyes before, with a green head, and killed a vixen on the way here."

Jingjing was very curious: "Can you tell me about it?"

Seeing Jiale who was a bit lonely, Zhang Sheng said, "You will meet again in the future." After saying that, he left.

It's not that he's not close to women, it's just that he is now in the rising stage of his career, so he doesn't have time to talk about love. When he wanders around and brings the person he likes with him, he may regret it when he encounters danger.

If you want to find a woman, it is something that you should consider only after he has cultivated and stabilized.

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