Noisy, unscrupulous system

Chapter 307 Tang Sanzang: It's not that the disciples don't work hard, but the enemy is too strong, I surrender!

Wutian shook his head lightly, "Don't you yourself know who this is?"

"The monk told his own story, right?"

Tang Seng bowed slightly.

"Let me ask you, what would you do if you encountered this incident?" Wutian asked.

Tang Seng was silent for a while, "Maybe, maybe I will make the same decision as the great monk."

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Zhou Du drew out the Infinite Heavenly Sword and placed it across Tang Monk's neck, "Surrender?"

Tang Seng: "..."

Hey, this is so touching...

What are you doing when you step on your horse and draw your sword?
You vibe-destroying little prince!
"Down!"

Tang Seng said.

Come down!
I said it myself, Wutian is the great sage of the demon world, so he cannot be surrendered!
However, it seems that this Wutian was once a merciful Bodhisattva in Lingshan.

Moreover, it is Xing Tian who occupies the Three Realms now, isn't he?
Tang Seng let out a sigh of relief, "Righteous heart, righteous intention, righteous action."

"Poor monk, surrender!"

Tang Seng smiled.

The most important thing is not the reason above, but...

Paralyzed!
The boss was reincarnated, picked up girls, and consummated the house.

Wukong as the savior... has descended!
And now it seems that Wutian is not a bad guy.

The Great God Xingtian is watching covetously...

What else can I do besides surrender?

the most important is……

I have long since disliked Tathagata.

I think back when I was Jin Chanzi, because I contradicted him...

He sent Lao Tzu into the mortal world and reincarnated ten times.

The point is, he was gnawed nine times by Drifting Monk.

When I was born in a mortal body, I had to climb up to Lingshan step by step...

I'm so bored!
and so……

The poor monk decisively surrendered!

"Really surrender?"

Zhou Du raised his eyebrows, "It's okay, I know you have to protect the destiny of heaven."

"If you have an opinion, you can raise it!"

"It's okay, just mention it!"

"I have always been very democratic!"

Zhou Du said gently.

Tang Seng shook his head frantically, "No, no, we haven't reversed the destiny!"

"After all, the way of heaven is destined, Wutian Buddha has been in charge of the Three Realms for 33 years!"

"After 33 years, the Tathagata Buddha returns, and the Wutian Buddha will die!"

"If Buddha Tathagata does not return, then Wutian Buddha will continue to rule for 33 years..."

"According to the law of heaven, after 33 years, another 33 years!"

"The cycle goes on and on, anyway, it's 33 years!"

Tang Seng smiled slightly, "We have not violated the law of heaven!"

Zhou Du and Wu Tian: "..."

This Tang Monk descended a bit too fast, and the reason is very clear!
"Master, it's fine if you surrender!"

Sun Wukong chuckled, "Come on, let Wutian Buddha plant the primordial spirit black lotus for you."

Tang Seng's face twitched.

Monkey, I take you as my apprentice, you always want to kill me when you ride a horse!

"You have also been planted with a black lotus!"

Tang Seng sighed, "Wutian Buddha, come on!"

"My grandson doesn't have one!"

Sun Wukong shook his head directly, "My old grandson doesn't need to plant black lotus!"

Tang Seng: "???"

Monkey, you have changed, you no longer love Master!
You don't need to plant black lotus, you let me grow it as a teacher?

You are noble, you are amazing, I am a useless person on horseback!
"Hey, Wutian threatened my grandson with your lives..."

"So, it's not a big problem whether Lao Sun grows black lotus or not!"

Sun Wukong sighed, "It's all because of you that my old grandson has to fall into the devil's way!"

Tang Seng burst into tears immediately.

Wukong, I'm sorry for you!

So you are for us!

"Goku!"

"Master!"

One person and one monkey looked at each other speechlessly, with tears in their eyes.

"roll roll roll!"

Zhou Du kicked Tang Seng to Wutian's side, "Human and monkey, what, do you two want to interracial?"

Tang Seng: "..."

Can't understand!
The poor monk is very pure!
Wutian shook his head, and directly planted the primordial spirit black lotus for Tang Seng.

Since then, Tang Seng's life has also been in Wutian's hands.

"What are you going to do next?"

Sun Wukong asked, "Master has descended..."

"Nezha!"

Zhou Du said.

Sun Wukong went crazy, "Don't say that the old grandson caught him fiercely... so what if the old grandson caught him on horseback?"

Nezha riding a horse is a man!
So what if the man touches it twice?

Zhou Du: Why are you so impatient?

"Jin Chanzi, I am so relieved to have your help!"

Wutian grabbed Tang Seng's arm, "I'm short of people, especially talents!"

"Whatever you want, just say it!"

"I see that you are flirting with Guanyin all the time."

"Why don't I release Guanyin?"

"After washing it, throw it on your bed?"

Wutian spoke solemnly.

Tang Seng: "Hehe, no need!"

The poor monk has always respected Guanyin.

Impossible to think otherwise!

"Okay, stop talking..."

Zhou Du waved his hand, "Wutian, you go and make arrangements..."

"Let Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing use weak water to corrode the primordial spirits of those gods..."

"Then go to the underworld and pour Mengpo soup directly!"

"Tang Seng, you go to supervise the work!"

Zhou Du began to make arrangements, "If a god or Buddha escapes... let's eat pig's head!"

Wutian nodded slightly.

Pig Bajie: "..."

Depend on!
Why do you eat pig's head?
Why don't you eat Junior Brother Sha?

He is also a fish!

Also, why don't you eat monkey brains from brother monkey?
"Follow the instructions of the Buddha!"

Tang Seng cupped his hands and said, "What are you guys doing all this for?"

"Clean the memory of the gods and Buddhas, and then let them take charge of the Three Realms again, and Wutian will lead them!"

"Because I accidentally slaughtered Wutian's subordinates!"

Zhou Du laughed.

Tang Seng: "..."

"Wukong, have you broken through?"

Wutian looked at Sun Wukong and asked.

Sun Wukong shook his head, "I still ate a little..."

"The power of the sixteen relics has all been melted and integrated into the body!"

"It will take about three days to completely break through!"

Sun Wukong said, "Even if you kill Lao Sun now, you don't want to refine relics!"

"As long as Sun Wukong doesn't die, Tathagata will never come back!"

Zhou Du made the final judgment.

Tang Seng: "..."

It turns out that Wukong ate the relics.

Come on, Tathagata will never come back 100%.

Let's watch a play!
Let's see how you toss Tathagata!
"In that case..."

"Half a month later, gather at Fengtou Mountain!"

Zhou Du grinned, "Kill Tathagata!"

"it is good!"

Wutian smiled and waved his hands, "Let's go back to Lingshan..."

"Lingshan has been bombed, so let's go to Hammer Lingshan."

Sun Wukong waved his hand, "Go to Lao Sun's Huaguo Mountain!"

Wutian nodded.

Ever since, each left.

Zhou Du also returned to Fengtou Mountain.

These days, Qiao Linger had a very happy life.

Every day, he would talk to Bai Lianhua about a business worth several hundred million yuan.

When doing business, the two often quarreled.

After the quarrel is urgent, they will start fighting.

Every time, Qiao Ling'er would be beaten until she foamed.

The white lotus was also bitten by Qiao Ling'er, and her whole body was turned blue.

The two never tire of it and fight every day.

Zhou Du came to Fengtou Mountain...

Qiao Ling'er was going to Bai Lianhua's room aboveboard, ready to continue discussing business.

Zhou Du grabbed him!

Qiao Linger: "Grandpa Xingtian, are you back?"

Zhou Du: "Get ready, I'll kill Tathagata in two days! If it doesn't work, I'll kill you!"

Qiao Linger: "..."

let me go!

I'm about to burp when I ride a horse, I want to play with Lianhua first!
Lotus, I'm coming too!

(End of this chapter)