Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga
Chapter 464 Brazen Little King Kong
Chapter 464 Brazen Little King Kong
[Even Thor is silent.
James Rhodes thought for a while and said: "So... in this world, you really can't look at these gods with the eyes of the past... At least I haven't seen Athena fall in love with the heirs of Thor, the two great gods. of……"
Diana Prince smiled after being dazed at the beginning, and said with some envy: "This is really a relaxed world, it is really full of human touch, these gods give me a completely different feeling, there is no such thing as It's cold and superior. It's a pity that Zeus in our world is a scumbag, and such a situation will never happen."
"This is a family." Bruce Wayne's eyes were full of envy.
Alfred on the side shook his hand: "Master Wayne, have you forgotten that I have always expected you to start a family and spread branches and leaves for the dying Wayne family?"
Bruce Wayne was a little embarrassed: "Ah... so many crises have not been resolved, what are you doing with a family? Instead, it is easy to become a handle."
Thinking of the upcoming Darkseid crisis, Alfred shrugged: "Yes, you are right, if you don't solve the big trouble, you will be worried after getting married."
"I don't think so." Tony Stark lifted his sunglasses smugly: "Having a family is a motivation! Look at how happy I am, having a wife and a daughter, how wonderful! I will risk my life for them To overcome the obstacles ahead!"]
[Kratos actually laughed at the surprised expression of Athena's remaining spirit body.
"What are you laughing at, Kratos?" Athena's spirit body asked.
Kratos suppressed the slightly upturned corner of his mouth: "I'm not smiling."
Athena's spirit body was silent for a while, and was about to disappear, but was stopped by Kratos: "You said, if the gods of Olympus could see this scene, would you still be killed by me?"
"Olympus will eventually perish." Athena said: "They will not change."]
【Saori Kido pursed her lips and looked at the impatient Athena on the screen.
"Saori." Seiya stepped forward, "What's wrong?"
Saori Kido nodded: "I was thinking, in this kind of atmosphere, even Poseidon and Hades are at most some unhappy elders in this world, right? But in our world but……"
"It's okay." Seiya said with a smile: "No matter what difficulties lie ahead, I will not back down!"
Saori Kido nodded and looked at Seiya trustingly.
"By the way..." Seiya blushed, "Saori...do you also like the feeling of love at first sight?"
Kido Saori was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said nothing. 】
In the video, Zeus looked at Athena speechlessly: "Are you done? We're getting down to business. There is a star map where you can find the Scepter of Creation that was brought to the Eastern Universe by a thief. I need you to sneak in there and find the star map." return."
"Eh?" Athena was taken aback: "Didn't you let me go on a blind date?"
Zeus folded his hands and said mockingly, "Aren't you the goddess of war and wisdom? Why are you so anxious?"
"Who is in a hurry!" Athena seemed to have been poked into a sore spot, and then calmed down and asked, "So, is there really a mission?"
Zeus nodded, and his tone returned to a serious look: "And it is a very important task, related to the fate of the entire universe!"
As soon as the picture turned, in a city full of oriental charm, in a towering hall named "Qiyuan", the cabinets on both sides were filled with all kinds of luxury goods that did not look cheap.
At the end of the hall, a woman with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a snake is wearing a mask and preparing to do yoga.
"Now, let's take a deep breath..." The voice on the TV said slowly, "Then...we try our best...to open our legs..."
The woman who was still stretching her body suddenly felt that something was wrong. After looking at her snake tail, she threw the remote control on the TV in anger, interrupting the peaceful voice and continuing.
At this moment, beside the messy cosmetics on the table, a white mobile phone rang.
After answering the phone, the woman mumbled because she was wearing a mask, "River God, what are you doing?"
"Master Nuwa~" In a river, a white-haired man with squinting eyes was calling respectfully on the phone: "I have something to report to you. What you want to hear is good news, bad news, or Is it good or bad news?"
Nuwa opened her dead fish eyes: "I don't want to hear any of them."
【"I swear, I really don't want to hear it!" Nuwa said impatiently while crossing her hands.
Zuo You smiled, looked at Anonymous who was afraid to speak, and said, "It's okay, just complain if you want to, I can hold it back."
Seeing Little King Kong's indifferent expression, Anonymous asked tentatively, "So...you even have spaceships, why use LED TVs?"
The corner of Nuwa's eyes twitched: "Although your energy of complaining can be suppressed, I think it's better not to talk!"
"It's not just that," Anonymous continued, as if realizing that his casual complaints had no effect, "And your mobile phone! You are Xiaomi! And it is Xiaomi 6! You are also a Mi 6 nail user? !"
Nuwa said angrily, "I want you to take care of it!"
But Anonymous continued without hesitation: "You are Nuwa, you are an absolute god in any mythological world, why can't you even change your feet! And what kind of yoga do you do and what kind of mask do you put on!"
"How many times have I said it! I want you to care!" Nuwa's eyes were about to burst into flames. If Odin and Zeus hadn't stopped him, a tail might have wrapped around Wuming's neck and strangled him to death.
Holding his forehead helplessly, Zuo You said: "You should talk less...otherwise you might offend everything..."]
Faced with Nuwa's refusal to listen to the news, the God of the River did not panic at all: "Since you are so honest, then I will tell you all three news! OK?"
"Say it quickly!" Nuwa said impatiently, wanting to roar out, but she had to care about the mask on her face.
River God squinted his eyes and said, "The good news is, I'm so bored now, I really want to go on a business trip, what do you think?"
"It's none of my business!" Nuwa tried her best to control her facial muscles to prevent the mask from being torn into pieces.
The God of the River continued to say in a flat and unbeatable tone: "Eh? You speak strangely, are you putting on a mask?"
"The point is, what is the bad news!" Nuwa calmed down her inner emotions, and kept reassuring herself that it would be bad if the bad news was to send troops to conquer someone.
But the God of the River said: "The bad news is that when applying the mask, if the expression is too big, it will cause wrinkles~"
Pulling off the mask on her face, Nuwa roared angrily, "It's none of your business!"
"Oh, by the way." As if unable to hear the anger of Nuwa on the other end of the phone, the God of the River said to himself, "There is another piece of good or bad news, please give me an idea~ A thief came to my house. Here, should I catch him, or not, or follow him?"
Nvwa pinched the mobile phone that was about to crack and shouted: "It's just a thief! Make up your own mind! Don't bother me with this kind of thing!"
Smashing the phone with one finger, Nuwa said in disgust, "Oh, the male gods nowadays, why are they so sissy..."
On the other end of the phone, He Shen listened to the busy tone and said regretfully, "Oh, I've hung up, I haven't had time to tell your lord what this thief stole, please leave a message for her later..."
Heshen was confused again: "Should I use WeChat or QQ..."
Just when the river god was tangled, there was an exclamation from the river.
Looking at the ax that fell into the water, He Shen said, "Oh, I'm going to work."
"Young woodcutter, did you drop this golden axe, or this silver axe, or..."
【"If this is my subordinate..." Yoshikage Kira watched the inventory video while listening to the speech of the company boss: "I will definitely fire him! So you must be a warning, not like him! "
Glancing at Yoshikage Kira, the boss of the company said: "Don't think I'm alarmist! Although Morioh Town is a laid-back place, I don't think our company can be so laid-back! Since I've come to take over as the branch manager, I have to change it. Change the bad habits of the past! I have figured it out, very few of you, although there is nothing wrong, but there is no achievement!"
"Don't think you'll be fine if you're a transparent person," the company boss looked at Yoshikage Kira in the crowd from time to time: "You have to work hard! You can't be an idle fish!"
Yoshikage Kira glanced lightly at the boss of the company who didn't want him to be dull, and nodded and applauded like other colleagues, while thinking about how to not show his traces. 】
The thief who stole the star map drove a spaceship with the head of Pleasant Goat to a yellow planet.
Although there is very little green on this planet, and the continuous desert seems to swallow up the remaining greenery in a short time, but judging from the fact that there is a small city under each spaceship to be built, this planet Although the planet is scarce in resources, survival is not a problem thanks to the high-tech civilization.
Every spaceship is as huge as a city. It is these spaceships that guarantee the existence of those cities, but it is because these cities can only exist under the spaceships. In such a poor civilization, the landing of the thief's spaceship has attracted the attention of countless people. .
After the spaceship was safely parked, the thief just got off the spaceship and returned to his lovely hometown with emotion, when he was held in the head by two vicious guys with guns.
"Little King Kong, you are finally back!" Huangmao Jiguantou looked at the thief angrily: "The things you sold me are useless at all! You even tricked me into buying seven!"
Little King Kong sneered and said, "Of course there must be seven of those things to make a wish~"
"You think I'm stupid, don't you!" the yellow-feathered cockscomb blushed angrily, "What's the use of having seven of them all one-star!"
Little King Kong respected the French military salute: "The most important thing in life is to be happy. If you think about it this way, although you can't make a wish, isn't there six other people in the universe who are connected with the same disease and can't make a wish?"
"Little King Kong!" Another group of people came behind Little King Kong: "Repay the money!"
As soon as Little King Kong saw it, he said with a stern face: "Why are you here to join in the fun? The magic lamp I gave you can really wipe out elves!"
"Nonsense! Then we have to see what kind of elf it is!" The red-haired young man shouted, and wiped the magic lamp in his hand, and then a few blue guys appeared in a burst of purple smoke, but just appeared Within two seconds, he was packed away by a guy dressed as a wizard.
Now even the yellow-haired cockscomb couldn't help it anymore: "Being a human being, the most important thing is to be happy~"
"Little Ding Dong!" Four children, three boys and one girl, came to the side: "You are finally back!"
Little King Kong couldn't hold back anymore: "Why are you joining in the fun! You've got the wrong person!"
"Why?" said the child wearing thick glasses, "Didn't we buy four bamboo dragonflies from you last time? We forgot to pay for it!"
Little King Kong pointed at himself and shouted: "I'm Little King Kong, not Tinker Bell! Wait, money?"
"That's right, I'm Tinker Bell!" Little King Kong stretched out his hand shamelessly, and took the money from several children.
Watching the children leave with bamboo dragonflies, both the yellow and the red felt that Little King Kong was too shameless.
But Little King Kong had already dealt with this trivial matter, and it was time to go with them.
But in this matter, both parties wanted Little King Kong to follow him, which led to a certain degree of quarrel.
But it was obviously a low-intensity quarrel, but because Little King Kong continued to sow discord among the two groups of people and intensified the conflict, the two parties fought soon after.
(End of this chapter)
[Even Thor is silent.
James Rhodes thought for a while and said: "So... in this world, you really can't look at these gods with the eyes of the past... At least I haven't seen Athena fall in love with the heirs of Thor, the two great gods. of……"
Diana Prince smiled after being dazed at the beginning, and said with some envy: "This is really a relaxed world, it is really full of human touch, these gods give me a completely different feeling, there is no such thing as It's cold and superior. It's a pity that Zeus in our world is a scumbag, and such a situation will never happen."
"This is a family." Bruce Wayne's eyes were full of envy.
Alfred on the side shook his hand: "Master Wayne, have you forgotten that I have always expected you to start a family and spread branches and leaves for the dying Wayne family?"
Bruce Wayne was a little embarrassed: "Ah... so many crises have not been resolved, what are you doing with a family? Instead, it is easy to become a handle."
Thinking of the upcoming Darkseid crisis, Alfred shrugged: "Yes, you are right, if you don't solve the big trouble, you will be worried after getting married."
"I don't think so." Tony Stark lifted his sunglasses smugly: "Having a family is a motivation! Look at how happy I am, having a wife and a daughter, how wonderful! I will risk my life for them To overcome the obstacles ahead!"]
[Kratos actually laughed at the surprised expression of Athena's remaining spirit body.
"What are you laughing at, Kratos?" Athena's spirit body asked.
Kratos suppressed the slightly upturned corner of his mouth: "I'm not smiling."
Athena's spirit body was silent for a while, and was about to disappear, but was stopped by Kratos: "You said, if the gods of Olympus could see this scene, would you still be killed by me?"
"Olympus will eventually perish." Athena said: "They will not change."]
【Saori Kido pursed her lips and looked at the impatient Athena on the screen.
"Saori." Seiya stepped forward, "What's wrong?"
Saori Kido nodded: "I was thinking, in this kind of atmosphere, even Poseidon and Hades are at most some unhappy elders in this world, right? But in our world but……"
"It's okay." Seiya said with a smile: "No matter what difficulties lie ahead, I will not back down!"
Saori Kido nodded and looked at Seiya trustingly.
"By the way..." Seiya blushed, "Saori...do you also like the feeling of love at first sight?"
Kido Saori was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said nothing. 】
In the video, Zeus looked at Athena speechlessly: "Are you done? We're getting down to business. There is a star map where you can find the Scepter of Creation that was brought to the Eastern Universe by a thief. I need you to sneak in there and find the star map." return."
"Eh?" Athena was taken aback: "Didn't you let me go on a blind date?"
Zeus folded his hands and said mockingly, "Aren't you the goddess of war and wisdom? Why are you so anxious?"
"Who is in a hurry!" Athena seemed to have been poked into a sore spot, and then calmed down and asked, "So, is there really a mission?"
Zeus nodded, and his tone returned to a serious look: "And it is a very important task, related to the fate of the entire universe!"
As soon as the picture turned, in a city full of oriental charm, in a towering hall named "Qiyuan", the cabinets on both sides were filled with all kinds of luxury goods that did not look cheap.
At the end of the hall, a woman with the upper body of a human and the lower body of a snake is wearing a mask and preparing to do yoga.
"Now, let's take a deep breath..." The voice on the TV said slowly, "Then...we try our best...to open our legs..."
The woman who was still stretching her body suddenly felt that something was wrong. After looking at her snake tail, she threw the remote control on the TV in anger, interrupting the peaceful voice and continuing.
At this moment, beside the messy cosmetics on the table, a white mobile phone rang.
After answering the phone, the woman mumbled because she was wearing a mask, "River God, what are you doing?"
"Master Nuwa~" In a river, a white-haired man with squinting eyes was calling respectfully on the phone: "I have something to report to you. What you want to hear is good news, bad news, or Is it good or bad news?"
Nuwa opened her dead fish eyes: "I don't want to hear any of them."
【"I swear, I really don't want to hear it!" Nuwa said impatiently while crossing her hands.
Zuo You smiled, looked at Anonymous who was afraid to speak, and said, "It's okay, just complain if you want to, I can hold it back."
Seeing Little King Kong's indifferent expression, Anonymous asked tentatively, "So...you even have spaceships, why use LED TVs?"
The corner of Nuwa's eyes twitched: "Although your energy of complaining can be suppressed, I think it's better not to talk!"
"It's not just that," Anonymous continued, as if realizing that his casual complaints had no effect, "And your mobile phone! You are Xiaomi! And it is Xiaomi 6! You are also a Mi 6 nail user? !"
Nuwa said angrily, "I want you to take care of it!"
But Anonymous continued without hesitation: "You are Nuwa, you are an absolute god in any mythological world, why can't you even change your feet! And what kind of yoga do you do and what kind of mask do you put on!"
"How many times have I said it! I want you to care!" Nuwa's eyes were about to burst into flames. If Odin and Zeus hadn't stopped him, a tail might have wrapped around Wuming's neck and strangled him to death.
Holding his forehead helplessly, Zuo You said: "You should talk less...otherwise you might offend everything..."]
Faced with Nuwa's refusal to listen to the news, the God of the River did not panic at all: "Since you are so honest, then I will tell you all three news! OK?"
"Say it quickly!" Nuwa said impatiently, wanting to roar out, but she had to care about the mask on her face.
River God squinted his eyes and said, "The good news is, I'm so bored now, I really want to go on a business trip, what do you think?"
"It's none of my business!" Nuwa tried her best to control her facial muscles to prevent the mask from being torn into pieces.
The God of the River continued to say in a flat and unbeatable tone: "Eh? You speak strangely, are you putting on a mask?"
"The point is, what is the bad news!" Nuwa calmed down her inner emotions, and kept reassuring herself that it would be bad if the bad news was to send troops to conquer someone.
But the God of the River said: "The bad news is that when applying the mask, if the expression is too big, it will cause wrinkles~"
Pulling off the mask on her face, Nuwa roared angrily, "It's none of your business!"
"Oh, by the way." As if unable to hear the anger of Nuwa on the other end of the phone, the God of the River said to himself, "There is another piece of good or bad news, please give me an idea~ A thief came to my house. Here, should I catch him, or not, or follow him?"
Nvwa pinched the mobile phone that was about to crack and shouted: "It's just a thief! Make up your own mind! Don't bother me with this kind of thing!"
Smashing the phone with one finger, Nuwa said in disgust, "Oh, the male gods nowadays, why are they so sissy..."
On the other end of the phone, He Shen listened to the busy tone and said regretfully, "Oh, I've hung up, I haven't had time to tell your lord what this thief stole, please leave a message for her later..."
Heshen was confused again: "Should I use WeChat or QQ..."
Just when the river god was tangled, there was an exclamation from the river.
Looking at the ax that fell into the water, He Shen said, "Oh, I'm going to work."
"Young woodcutter, did you drop this golden axe, or this silver axe, or..."
【"If this is my subordinate..." Yoshikage Kira watched the inventory video while listening to the speech of the company boss: "I will definitely fire him! So you must be a warning, not like him! "
Glancing at Yoshikage Kira, the boss of the company said: "Don't think I'm alarmist! Although Morioh Town is a laid-back place, I don't think our company can be so laid-back! Since I've come to take over as the branch manager, I have to change it. Change the bad habits of the past! I have figured it out, very few of you, although there is nothing wrong, but there is no achievement!"
"Don't think you'll be fine if you're a transparent person," the company boss looked at Yoshikage Kira in the crowd from time to time: "You have to work hard! You can't be an idle fish!"
Yoshikage Kira glanced lightly at the boss of the company who didn't want him to be dull, and nodded and applauded like other colleagues, while thinking about how to not show his traces. 】
The thief who stole the star map drove a spaceship with the head of Pleasant Goat to a yellow planet.
Although there is very little green on this planet, and the continuous desert seems to swallow up the remaining greenery in a short time, but judging from the fact that there is a small city under each spaceship to be built, this planet Although the planet is scarce in resources, survival is not a problem thanks to the high-tech civilization.
Every spaceship is as huge as a city. It is these spaceships that guarantee the existence of those cities, but it is because these cities can only exist under the spaceships. In such a poor civilization, the landing of the thief's spaceship has attracted the attention of countless people. .
After the spaceship was safely parked, the thief just got off the spaceship and returned to his lovely hometown with emotion, when he was held in the head by two vicious guys with guns.
"Little King Kong, you are finally back!" Huangmao Jiguantou looked at the thief angrily: "The things you sold me are useless at all! You even tricked me into buying seven!"
Little King Kong sneered and said, "Of course there must be seven of those things to make a wish~"
"You think I'm stupid, don't you!" the yellow-feathered cockscomb blushed angrily, "What's the use of having seven of them all one-star!"
Little King Kong respected the French military salute: "The most important thing in life is to be happy. If you think about it this way, although you can't make a wish, isn't there six other people in the universe who are connected with the same disease and can't make a wish?"
"Little King Kong!" Another group of people came behind Little King Kong: "Repay the money!"
As soon as Little King Kong saw it, he said with a stern face: "Why are you here to join in the fun? The magic lamp I gave you can really wipe out elves!"
"Nonsense! Then we have to see what kind of elf it is!" The red-haired young man shouted, and wiped the magic lamp in his hand, and then a few blue guys appeared in a burst of purple smoke, but just appeared Within two seconds, he was packed away by a guy dressed as a wizard.
Now even the yellow-haired cockscomb couldn't help it anymore: "Being a human being, the most important thing is to be happy~"
"Little Ding Dong!" Four children, three boys and one girl, came to the side: "You are finally back!"
Little King Kong couldn't hold back anymore: "Why are you joining in the fun! You've got the wrong person!"
"Why?" said the child wearing thick glasses, "Didn't we buy four bamboo dragonflies from you last time? We forgot to pay for it!"
Little King Kong pointed at himself and shouted: "I'm Little King Kong, not Tinker Bell! Wait, money?"
"That's right, I'm Tinker Bell!" Little King Kong stretched out his hand shamelessly, and took the money from several children.
Watching the children leave with bamboo dragonflies, both the yellow and the red felt that Little King Kong was too shameless.
But Little King Kong had already dealt with this trivial matter, and it was time to go with them.
But in this matter, both parties wanted Little King Kong to follow him, which led to a certain degree of quarrel.
But it was obviously a low-intensity quarrel, but because Little King Kong continued to sow discord among the two groups of people and intensified the conflict, the two parties fought soon after.
(End of this chapter)
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