Chapter 635: The Iron-Skeleton Weasel

"My name is Rushdie, but I prefer to be called Broken Star." Although the invisible man did not come, Deadpool still decided to hire this late guy, and then came in a guy who he thought was a killer at first glance. young people.

Nodding, Deadpool asked: "Where are you from?"

"Planet of the Magical World." Shamat lifted his braid and answered without hesitation.

Weasel suddenly realized: "Then you are an alien? Tell me what are you good at?"

"I am better than you in every aspect." Broken Star said.

Deadpool nodded again, looked at the weasel and said: "One day, I will find a planet that is inferior to me in every aspect, and then go there to become their Superman!"

"Are you talking about your hometown, Canada?" Weasel asked.

Deadpool responded: "You shut up!"

After Broken Star was hired, an African-American woman walked in.

"My name is Domino!" the woman said straight to the point after coming in.

Deadpool asked: "Then what is your superpower?"

"I'm lucky," Domino replied confidently.

Deadpool was stunned: "That's not a super power."

"Yes."

"no, it is not."

"Yes."

"No."

"Absolutely."

"Absolutely not."

"Yes."

"No."

Domino shrugged: "See, you think so."

Deadpool slammed the table violently: "Hey! You're caught!"

Sighing, Deadpool asked: "Well, if you are really lucky, then why are you here? After all, this is not an outing for elementary school students."

Domino said nonchalantly: "I don't know, but there must be a reason why I came here. I will know when the time comes."

Soon, Domino also successfully applied for the job, and the one after her was the last one.

Looking at the handsome guy in the application photo, and then at the middle-aged man in front of him, Deadpool had a weird look on his face: "Uh..."

"My name is Peter." The middle-aged man introduced himself with his pocket in his pocket.

After thinking about it, Deadpool didn't pay attention to some unimportant things: "Is there anything special about you?"

"Do I have type 1 and type 2 diabetes?" Peter said uncertainly.

Deadpool and Weasel looked at Peter with some surprise: "I remember there are only these two types of diabetes, right? If you find the third type, please tell us!"

Looking at the Weasel, Deadpool said, "Besides, you're hired!"

Du Pengde, who happened to come in from the side, couldn't accept it anymore. He threw the document in his hand on the ground and showed a little bit of his manliness: "Protruding!"

It's just that Deadpool and others didn't know that at the corner outside their interview location, an unnamed Cable was quietly observing.

["What kind of magical lineup is he..." Logan Howlot covered his face: "It's too difficult to evaluate, from those who can control electromagnetic fields and even brain waves, to those who can't see the invisibility effect because they are late. , to those who can vomit acid, to those who don’t know what to do and call themselves aliens, to those who say they are very lucky, and even have diabetes!”

Jean Gray also had a weird look on her face: "It's a pity that I can't see the screenwriter for the time being, otherwise I would definitely use my psychic ability to feel what kind of mental state he was in when he wrote such a team arrangement..."

"Although I can guess that this team will not end well..." Charles Xavier also rubbed his frown: "But there are so many unreliable people in a team...does it mean that there is no chance of success at all?" Not having to worry about their practicality because they’re going to die faster than we previously thought?”

Eric Lensherr nodded: "I thought these unlucky guys would die in the battle with the escorts before, but now it seems... they may not survive that time... But from the perspective of practical ability, Except for the one named Domino, the one who is invisible and can control the magnetic field should be able to survive and enter the subsequent battle with Deadpool."

"Lucky..." Scott Summers wondered: "Is this really a mutant ability? Can this kind of thing be done by the X gene?"

Logan Howlot said: "Not to mention anything else, since Domino dared to take on the task, it shows that she has enough confidence in her own luck. It seems that she is not a child anymore, which means that in so many years of life, Her luck has been tested many times... Maybe she is really lucky... But the X gene is amazing, isn't it? Who would have thought that the magnetic field strength that can be manipulated by a mere biological individual can affect the entire planet? "Then I'm curious, how her abilities will be reflected," Eric Lanshere said: "Lucky...and lucky enough to be as lucky as superpowers, what would it be like? Buying a lottery ticket is bound to win the prize? If that's the case, then she won't be short of money, so participating in this mission should be just for fun, and her attitude of playing games also shows that her luck is amazing!"

Charles Xavier thought for a while: "Although I am very curious if she can really use luck as a superpower, if she keeps buying lottery tickets, will it alarm those who manipulate lottery tickets, but this is not the point, I am more concerned What kind of effect will it have in actual combat... For example, if the enemy can't shoot accurately? What if you encounter some sharpshooters? The enemy's gun directly jams? What if it's a revolver?"

"I'm also curious about your guess," Eric Lensherr said: "But if her ability can even make the revolver jam... then her ability is not simple... maybe it can be called the smallest movement. Level [-] or even level [-] mutants?"

Charles Xavier shook his head: "I don't know, it's a pity that I couldn't meet... After all, it happened in another timeline..."]

【"But it's not impossible if you want to experience it." Doraemon took out a few small biscuits: "Look! This is the moon biscuit that Nobita once ate! With it, everything can go smoothly! "

Nobita nodded: "Yes! This is the prop used in the adventure on Animal Planet. It's really magical! I was originally very unlucky, but after eating this moon cookie, everything goes smoothly!"

"Give me a taste!" Fat Tiger hurried forward: "I want to see if I can win the jackpot if I buy a lottery ticket, and then I can buy my beloved game console!"

Xiaofu also followed closely: "Although I don't lack game consoles, I really want to try and do anything without being scolded by my mother. I'm so lucky!"

"I also have some exciting skirts..." Shizuka also stepped forward expectantly. 】

As soon as the screen changed, the cable had kidnapped the weasel.

"Peaceful days make people weak." Cable sat on the bed, seeming to be talking to the tied weasel, and also seemed to be saying to himself: "And I was born in war, and I have grown up in war."

The weasel moved his palms that had nowhere to rest: "Uh... okay?"

"What's the most painful thing you've ever felt?" Cable asked.

Weasel thought for a moment and moved his little palms that still had nowhere to rest: "These tapes are quite..."

But before Weasel finished speaking, Cable said: "Everyone thinks they understand pain, but they actually have no concept of real pain. They only know that their worst experience is the pain they think they have. For a five-year-old, What is pain? It is being stung by a bee. For a 20-year-old, it is the scratch of shrapnel. For a 40-year-old, it is the torture of disease... Such an experience may make you become a mechanical part More than the physical part..."

["Nagato, how do you feel..." Namikaze Minato raised his head from the pile of documents, looked at Uzumaki Nagato who was helping with government affairs and asked: "Does it look a bit like you?"

A blush appeared on Uzumaki Nagato's pale face: "There is no need to mention the past, it has already passed."

"It seems that Nagato has really let go!" Uzumaki Kushina said happily: "That's great, there is Konan in the Land of Rain, who is also a descendant of the Uzumaki clan, can you come and see me more?" I’m so touched!”

Just when Nagato Uzumaki was about to speak, Kisame, who had followed Nagato Uzumaki to Konoha, cleared his throat: "'Feel the pain, think about the pain, accept the pain...' Nagato, do you still remember this?"

"If you feel that repentance means your character has improved, then you can keep talking." Uzumaki Nagato's face darkened.

Kisame waved his hands again and again: "Oh, don't, don't, the main reason is that the sense of sight is too strong! It is also the loss of an important person, and there is pain on the lips, it is hard not to think of it together! After all From now on, it seems that what you said back then, leader, was really out of line!"

Namikaze Minato suppressed his laughter and looked at Uzumaki Nagato who looked helpless: "If nothing else, this subordinate of yours is at least an interesting person!"]

["He said that he was born in war and grew up in war..." Charles Xavier's face was not very good-looking: "Judging from his appearance, he is a man of forty or fifty years old. The future he lives in is probably around 50. ...meaning that he may have been born around the millennium..."

Eric Lanshel understood what his old friend meant: "This means that when Cable was 20 years old, he had already participated in the war himself...combined with him saying that he was born in the war...perhaps in Deadpool's timeline, his date of birth, was at a time when humans and mutants had conflicts, and as he grew up, the conflicts between humans and mutants became more and more serious!"

"Is Cable a mutant or a modified human?" Scott Summers said: "Although his timeline has little to do with us, I always feel...his experience is very useful to us! "

Charles Xavier shook his head: "I don't know, there is too little information, so little that we can only deduce based on what he said that in his timeline, the conflict between humans and mutants is getting more and more intensified. ... Considering the individual strength and rare number of mutants, as well as the power of Cable's equipment... In his timeline, the confrontation between humans and mutants may be due to the dynamic balance of their strengths. It has evolved to a very serious and dangerous situation like the US-Soviet Cold War!"

Logan Howlot said solemnly: "That is...the point where the only two chess players start to think of ways to completely eliminate the opponent..."]

"I made a list." Cable continued to threaten the weasel: "I will do it in the order above."

Without noticing that the weasel had already swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, Cable said: "First, I will break some things, some things that should not be broken in the first place."

"You'd better stop here." Weasel didn't let Cable continue: "I definitely can't stick to the second one. To be honest, I can't even stick to the first one. I'm super afraid of pain. For example, when I get up one morning and bump into When it comes to my toes, my day is basically ruined.”

Looking at the sinking Diansuo: "Don't hurt me. As long as you don't hurt me, I will tell you everything you want to know!"

With a twinkle in his eye, Weasel added, "Except where they are."

Cable raised his fierce eyes.

"Russell was in a convoy, passing by Jerry Dagen Avenue, heading south." Weasel gave in without hesitation: "There was a big monster transported in the same car with him, and it was a really ferocious monster! In addition, besides that big monster Monster, I also recommend that you don’t provoke Deadpool, because he has formed a team that is so cool and awesome that it is simply invincible!”

On the other side, Deadpool briefly described the mission on a kindergarten-style drawing board: "You all know the plan. It's very simple. It is to intercept the convoy and rescue the boy! But remember, the method must be right!"

After circling Russell's head several times, Deadpool said: "Be careful when you get close to the boy, because he may have a pen hidden in the big butt of the mosaic. Be careful to use it to stab you!"

"Be careful with this guy too - Cable!" Deadpool said without forgetting: "It's quite short, only 1.8 meters. It's completely different from the setting in the comics!"

(End of this chapter)

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