Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 651 Crazy Wang and Little Boobs
Time passed, and soon it was time to start counting on time.

At the beginning of the picture, a woman wearing a green cheongsam with a sharp blade tied to the braid at the hem of the cheongsam stepped on the roof of a house at night.

Not far away, a big dog, wagging its tail happily and standing upright like a human, said to the kitten in front of him, which was also standing upright: "Little cat, since we have reconciled now, then There’s no need to fight a cat-dog war, just order the troops to withdraw.”

Little Boobs responded softly: "Yes."

Wagging his tail, the big dog continued: "Also... the assassin's fee... remember to pay it in full. It's not easy for someone to make you dozens of dollars while pretending to be a dog and singing at the same time."

Hearing this, Little Mimi asked in confusion: "Why is the assassin pretending to be a dog and singing at the same time?"

["Yes, why is the assassin pretending to be a dog and singing at the same time?" Coke looked at Wu Liuqi, who had dark circles under his eyes because he had been thinking about it all night, and asked with a smile.

Wu Liuqi had a bitter look on his face, remembering the unbearable past: "Of course it's because... Assassins... Sneaking into the assassination target silently is a basic operation... That Dog General, ah no, it's that crazy guy There are many dog ​​guards around, so you can’t get close without dressing up as a dog..."

Looking at Wu Liuqi's twinkling eyes, Coke looked suspicious: "What about singing? He can't be called Wang Feng and love singing as much as the singer with the same pronunciation, right? That's none of your business, right?"

"Ah...this...this..." Wu Liuqi looked at Ji Dabao for help, but Ji Dabao was pretending to sleep.

Just think of any reason, but fortunately I only started to be counted from here... Otherwise, if all the worlds see my dark history... I'd better go to Xuanwu Kingdom and be arrested on my own initiative...

Oh no, isn’t the current Wang Feng also pretending to be me...

It's over, at least the point of pretending to be a dog has been exposed...but fortunately, it is a necessary disguise for assassins...it is not a shame...

On the other side, Plum Blossom Thirteen looked strange.

"Pretending to be a dog...singing?" Recalling the funny scene of Wu Liuqi pretending to be a dog, and imagining how he would sing as a dog among a group of dogs when necessary, Plum Blossom Thirteen couldn't help but laugh. made a sound.

But he quickly remembered something and his face turned cold again: "Stupid guy, childish thing, weak bastard, one day I will kill you!"]

["Cat and Dog War?" In the world of Tom and Jerry, the fat mistress was petting Tom and eating grapes. She didn't realize that Tom in her arms was frantically hinting to Jerry to hurry up and get those grapes: "Sounds interesting, next door Our Spike is a powerful bulldog, I don’t know what will happen if he fights Tom.”

Tom's heart pounded suddenly, and he looked in horror at the hostess who was watching the inventory video attentively.

Jerry covered his mouth and snickered wildly, which aroused Tom's dissatisfaction. He pretended to attract the hostess's attention, which made Jerry stop smiling.

"It seems that this is love across races!" The hostess sighed again: "We can't see the battle between cats and dogs, but maybe we can see the love between cats and dogs?"

After picking up Tom, the hostess took a closer look and said, "I didn't realize it was a male cat... Spike seems to be a male dog too... This is going to be difficult..."

But before Tom could breathe a sigh of relief, the hostess continued: "But actually gender is not a problem, right? Races can be transcended, not to mention personalities? Ah~ I really want to see a giant ferocious dog destroying kittens!"

Jerry was stunned. After imagining the horrific scene, he showed the same frightened expression as Tom.

"How about neutering?" The hostess continued to talk to herself: "If you are sterilized, you should be able to become a sissy among cats, right? Will it be easier for Spike to accept it?"

Tom immediately jumped up from the hostess, rushed straight towards Jerry's mouse hole, and forced his way in regardless.

Jerry hurriedly ran to the door of his house. After looking at the broken door distressedly, he made a face at the surprised hostess, and then walked into his home in a big way. 】

Just as the big dog was organizing his words, a thin figure sprinted over from a distance.

The strong wind brought by the running caressed a plum blossom on the big dog's hand. Just as a sharp knife was stabbing at the big dog, the long cat tail wrapped around the big dog's neck and slammed him to the side. Pull, at the same time, Cat Claw suddenly stepped forward and grabbed the wrist of the knife-wielding woman, preventing her from stabbing the big dog.

The first wave of attacks was neutralized. The woman's face hidden behind the mask was slightly surprised. Then she flicked her long braid and stabbed the big dog's heart from the other side of her small pussy.

But Little Mimi still had one hand, and she accurately grasped the sharp blade tied to her hair.

But a sharp blade is a sharp blade after all, and Little Mimi's hand was inevitably cut and a lot of blood flowed out.

"Assassin Plum Blossom Thirteen..." Little Mimi looked at the visitor and said solemnly.

The big dog put his sunglasses on his forehead and looked at the woman in front of him: "It's her..."

Both attacks failed, and Plum Blossom Thirteen did not continue to struggle. After kicking Xiao Mimi, she used the force to flip back violently, holding a short knife, and squatted aside, preparing for subsequent attacks.

"I only want the life of the leader of the Wang Xing people. Anyone who stands in my way will die." The woman said in a cold voice.

The big dog held up the little breasts whose left hand was cut by a sharp blade: "Is this the assassin you hired again?"

"No," Little Mimi said, protecting the big dog behind her, "I only hired an ugly assassin."

Pushing up his sunglasses with his middle finger, the big dog thought: "It shouldn't be about me."

But the voice in his heart was another voice: "This crazy guy has so many enemies, so he needs to leave quickly."

["Pfft! Cough cough cough! Crazy?!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the big blue dog in the video with a horrified look on his face: "Isn't this an infringement on someone's reputation?! Did you pay copyright fees? Did you get the authorization? ?!”

Hu Yifei looked confused: "Why are you reacting so loudly? Even if Wang Feng really sues them for infringement, you won't get a penny."

Guan Guqingqiu on the side said with a smile: "His reaction was not because of infringement, but because of Wang Feng's name! For Teacher Zeng, the name Wang Feng is a very painful memory!"

Tang Youyou asked curiously: "Why? Have we met him by chance before, but didn't get his autograph?"

"No!" Guan Gu magically said in Zeng Xiaoxian's uncomprehending eyes: "Remember that time after Wanyu left, Zhan Bo also wanted to go to Italy? Due to various accidents, Zhan Bo had a car accident, and finally Not being able to go to Italy, these accidents happen to be one after another! One of them is Teacher Zeng and me!" Lu Ziqiao looked at Guan Gu in surprise: "Guan Gu, are you okay? The most embarrassing thing is you. Ah! If I remember correctly, after you drank Boss Biao's coffee, you became a Splatoon and asked Teacher Zeng to take you to the hospital, but you ended up pulling him into the car, right?"

Guan Gu Qi Qi said with an indifferent expression: "Things have already happened, and only you know about it. Is there anything that can't be said?"

"Then..." Chen Meijia came over and said, "'I want a life in full bloom'?"

Guan Gu’s magic: “?”

"It's boring. It's a pity that I didn't develop the same conditioned reflex as Teacher Zeng!" Chen Meijia said regretfully. 】

"Meow!" Little Mimi suddenly raised her throat and let out a shrill scream, which was heard in the distance. Then she looked at Plum Blossom Thirteen: "I want to see who dares to touch him!"

As soon as he finished speaking, dozens of kittens holding weapons jumped from other places to the roof, looking at Plum Blossom Thirteen warily.

Taking out another short knife, Plum Blossom Thirteen said: "I don't mind if you die."

After saying these words like a declaration of war, without any instructions from Little Mimi, the surrounding kittens swarmed up, vowing to surround and kill Plum Blossom Thirteen.

But since they have seen so many kittens appear and have no intention of giving up, Plum Blossom Thirteen is naturally confident.

Amidst the condemnation of all the cat lovers, Plum Blossom Thirteen killed all the kittens that surrounded him, and then looked at the little cat who was protecting Wang Feng.

"As expected of the 37th assassin on the assassin ranking list," she called some more kittens, and Little Mimi said solemnly, then turned around and said behind her: "I can't stop you anymore, you..."

But behind him, there was no sign of Wang Feng at all.

Wang Feng had already been running away under the moon, jumping from one roof to another!

After dealing with another batch of kittens, Plum Blossom Thirteen looked at Wang Feng who was walking away. After taking a breath a little tiredly, he quickly chased after Wang Feng.

["They are just cats with intelligence, so you are tired..." Qingfeng said with a disappointed look on his face: "Have you experienced any battles before?"

Plum Blossom Thirteen lowered her head: "No..."

Qingfeng frowned slightly and looked at Plum Blossom Thirteen, whose eyes were a little vacant: "What's wrong with you? Are you absent-minded?"

After hesitating for a moment, Plum Blossom Thirteen confessed: "This Wang Feng is fake...it was Wu Liuqi pretending to be one."

"Qi?" Qingfeng raised an eyebrow: "He's not dead after all... No wonder you're distracted. After all, you didn't expect that Qi, one of the Shadow Assassins, even considered No. 1, actually fought with you, right? If you face him, it's normal for you to lose, but that's Qi, not Wu Liuqi. The current him... It stands to reason that he won't be your opponent at all, but it seems that the result is different from what I imagined? "

Plum Blossom Thirteen blushed and nodded, agreeing with the master's statement.

Qingfeng frowned.

What does blushing mean? 】

"If you're one step too late, you'll be dead!" Fake Wang Feng raised his sunglasses and looked in the direction behind him.

But just when he turned around and was about to continue running away, Plum Blossom Thirteen fell behind him.

"Hey, eh! Wait a minute!" When Plum Blossom Thirteen was about to stab himself to death, the fake Wang Feng said quickly and took out a small ball from his chest: "Actually, I am not Wang Fang at all!"

Smashing the ball on the ground, although the smoke suddenly filled the air, Fake Wangfeng ran away immediately without seeking death: "Look!"

After the smoke dissipated, a young man wearing white clothes and black trousers was looking at Plum Blossom Thirteen with a reluctant expression: "Hello, actually this is my true face. You have found the wrong person, I'm sorry..."

"Do you think you can deceive me by pretending to be an ugly man?" Plum Blossom Thirteen said lightly, then flicked her long braid and stabbed at the young man.

After almost being stabbed, the young man ran away quickly and said as he ran, "I'm really not crazy! Why don't you believe me!"

But Plum Blossom Thirteen didn't reply and just continued to chase the young man.

Knowing that he couldn't run away, the young man quickly took out another small ball from his bag: "Super-super-invisibility!"

After the ball fell to the ground, there was another burst of rising smoke, and Club Thirteen instinctively stopped.

And when the smoke dissipated, the young man was indeed no longer in front of her.

"He actually managed to escape," Plum Blossom Thirteen looked around, even inside the facades on both sides of the alley: "How do I explain to the master this time..."

As the Thirteen Plum Blossoms went away, an inconspicuous small stone on the ground revealed the young man's facial features: "Hmph, hum!"

"There's no such thing as invisibility," the young man disguised as a small stone said proudly, "This trick is really tried and true! As soon as she goes far away, I will..."

The young man suddenly paused and stared blankly at a stray dog ​​in front of him that didn't look very smart.

"Why is it you again?" The young man was speechless.

But this dog was obviously different from Wang Feng. He couldn't speak at all and couldn't understand human speech. Driven by instinct, he raised one hind leg and showed off his weapons.

The significance of this action was extremely obvious. In order to prevent the stray dog ​​from peeing on him, the young man quickly jumped up and hit the stray dog's weak point.

(End of this chapter)