Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 655 Wu Liuqi: I’d better give up the mission
At the gate of a school called "Ruozhi Elementary School" for whom the teachers, parents and students were not sure what they were talking about, two careless Shama said hello to Grandma Chen.

"You two guys are blackmailing elementary school students here again." Grandma Chen said calmly.

The two killers didn't say anything. One of them took out the same lollipop they had in their mouths, and Grandma Chen bit the lollipop off without any shame.

Holding the lollipop in a smoking posture, Grandma Chen said, "Remember, protect my grandson."

"Of course~" the two killers said confidently.

Grandma Chen nodded, sat aside and started waiting for school to end.

A stray dog ​​passed by Grandma Chen and seemed to smell something. It sat in front of Grandma Chen and looked at her with sincere eyes.

Grandma Chen frowned slightly and took out a big bone from the bag containing Wu Liuqi.

After teasing the dog by wandering back and forth for a while, Grandma Chen pretended to throw it away. After watching the stupid dog go looking for a bone somewhere, she put the bone back into the bag.

Looking at the two killers at the school gate, Grandma Chen cursed: "These two brats want to be beaten every time they see one!"

["They are covering your grandson, you are covering them, right?" Sakata Gintoki was half lying on the tatami, scratching his left calf with his right foot.

Shinpachi looked frightened: "Such a grandma is really scary. She can pick up someone easily, has a brother-in-law to kill Matt, is an old man, and most importantly, has no morals at all! If she encounters her, she will You must have been tricked very miserably!”

"Yes, even the puppy will not let Aru go." Kagura said from the side: "It is so bad to even lie to the puppy!"

Katsura Kotaro sat upright: "It is conceivable that children raised by such a grandma will not be kind people. Now there are more and more naughty children who make people want to kill them. They have no morals and are doting on them. The child’s parents have nothing to do with it!”

Elizabeth: (_)
"But she probably won't be punished to death," Shinpachi said dejectedly: "It's really pitiful. Although she is a grandma who is as strong as an ox and has no morals, she was assassinated by Wu Liuqi, an assassin hired by others."

Sakata Gintoki chuckled and said: "Assassination? Don't worry, Wu Liuqi will definitely fail. If it doesn't fail, I will eat Lake Toya on the spot! After all, don't forget that the inventory theme is a seriously underestimated existence. , Wu Liuqi has only fought against Plum Blossom Thirteen so far, and the ingredients are more to attract the heroine, so, if you want to compare Wu Liuqi’s seriously underestimated side, you must show Wu Liuqi’s side It’s time to stretch your crotch!”

"For an assassin, what kind of thing would be the most embarrassing thing to happen?" Sakata Gintoki said confidently: "Of course the assassination failed! The following content may be different in plot. But until the underestimated side of Wu Liuqi is shown, it must be a failed assassination mission!"]

[ Saitama tilted his head: "In that case, Wu Liuqi's hard power may not only be more than 1, but can even be ranked in the top [-], but the assassin rankings are not ranked entirely based on strength, and even if Ranking based on strength is also unrealistic.”

"It's just like the Hero Association's hero ranking," Genos nodded; "If the ranking is based solely on strength, then under normal circumstances, people will be more willing to fight with similar people to get a higher ranking, rather than to Concentrating on dealing with weirdos... the assassin will not concentrate on completing the task. Of course, if the strength is really very strong, that is another matter, such as you, teacher."

Genos was stunned for a moment, thought for a while and said: "That's not possible. Wu Liuqi is in a similar situation to me, right? He seems to be just an ordinary little character, but his real strength is that he is the strongest assassin? But he He is definitely not as good as the teacher. After all, with your strength, teacher, the people ranked behind you combined will not be your opponent. But Wu Liuqi is like this now, which shows that he may not be weaker than those ranked lower than him when fighting alone. Assassins, but they can't defeat them together."]

In the bag, Wu Liuqi's right hand recovered from the carton form and pointed the scissors at Granny Chen.

Just when Wu Liuqi's scissors opened their sharp blades and were about to cut off Grandma Chen's neck, the stray dog ​​that Grandma Chen had just teased away with the void bone walked over unwillingly and bit a corner of the bag. I want to drag the bag with the bones away directly.

Being dragged like this by a stray dog, Wu Liuqi was naturally unable to continue the assassination.

Not only because the scissors fell out of hand, but also because Grandma Chen reacted immediately, grabbing the other side of the bag like a fierce warrior in the world, wrestling with the stray dog, and threatening whether the stray dog ​​could understand or not: "If you don't let go, I'll stew you." You! You bitch!"

As for the result of the struggle between the two sides, the unlucky one was naturally Wu Liuqi, who had painstakingly disguised himself as a cardboard box in the bag, and only wanted to successfully assassinate Grandma Chen!
Wu Liuqi had a look of despair on his face, he just felt that he had to grow at least twenty centimeters taller.

But the saddest thing is not this, but that the stray dog ​​bites more parts of the bag, and the new bitten place happens to be Wu Liuqi's weak point!
For the health of the lower body, the happiness of the second half of life, and the sexual happiness of the lower body, Wu Liuqi revealed his true form in a puff of smoke.

Looking at the stray dog ​​next to him that had not yet reacted with annoyance and humiliation in his eyes, Wu Liuqi kicked it away.

In the whimpering sound of the flying dog, the subtitles are accompanied by the following text: Dog language - I will definitely come back!
["Isn't this my line?" Big Big Wolf's tail flicked: "Have you paid the copyright fee? Next time you go to the human world and have a look, if you haven't paid, I will be held legally responsible!"

Red Wolf on the side said: "Gray Wolf, this bag is good. Grandma Chen and the dog pulled it so hard, the bag was not broken. If Wu Liuqi hadn't turned back into a human, the bag would have just been stretched!"

Hui Tailang's body trembled: "No problem! We study high-quality bags, right?"

Red Wolf smiled and nodded: "Yes! It's best if the quality of the bag is as good as Grandma Chen's. In this way, when you buy things in the future, you can put more things in it, or you can put heavy items without fear of the bag breaking. Lost!"

"Leave it to me!" Big Big Wolf said confidently: "I may not be an authority on catching sheep, but when it comes to inventions, I'm not afraid of humans in the 22nd century!"

Red Wolf smiled and said: "That's great! Remember to design it the way you like, after all, you get it in the end!"

"Ah?!" Big Big Wolf looked horrified.

Red Wolf put on a facial mask: "Steamed buns? Are you not convinced?" Big Gray Wolf quickly shook his head: "How could it be possible? It is simply an honor for me to be able to carry my wife's bag!"]

"Wow..." Looking at his vital parts distressedly, Wu Liuqi sighed: "If you bite it like this, can it still be used?"

Looking back at Grandma Chen, Wu Liuqi asked, "Do you have any hemostatic patches?"

But Grandma Chen took off the hairpin that fixed her hair and inserted it into Wu Liuqi's shoulder.

Bleeding like running water, Wu Liuqi said: "I need two now."

"You ruined my bag!" Grandma Chen held up her hairpin: "If you don't pay me back, I'll stab you to death!"

Wu Liuqi said: "No money."

So Grandma Chen made a hole in Wu Liuqi's right hand.

The left hand is covering the wound on the right side, and the left hand bleeds; the right hand is covering the wound on the left side, and the right hand is bleeding.

Wu Liuqi waved his hands with tears streaming down his face: "If you don't leave, you will die!"

But after only a few steps, Wu Liuqi, who had lost too much blood and was dizzy, was grabbed by the hood by Grandma Chen: "Hey, do you want to pay for it? This bag of mine is a limited edition of the universe!"

"I seem to have underestimated this old woman too much." After being poked in the face by Grandma Chen, Wu Liuqi's expression of hopelessness became more obvious: "Why are the old people so cruel nowadays..."

Grandma Chen continued: "It's cheaper, I'll give you two thousand! If you don't pay, I'll stab you to death!"

Wu Liuqi's eyes widened on the spot, like a black cat sergeant.

But it wasn't because he was frightened by Grandma Chen's terrifying offer, but because he saw the scissors on the ground not far away.

Showing a meaningful and lewd smile, Wu Liuqi put his fingers together: "Concentrate and use Qi to control the scissors!"

The scissors, which were originally lying quietly on the ground, suddenly flew up under Wu Liuqi's control.

The blade closed, and the scissors came straight towards Grandma Chen.

But Grandma Chen is not an ordinary grandma after all. She is by far the most ferocious grandma in the world. After seeing the scissors flying towards her, she picked up Wu Liuqi without any psychological burden and blocked them in front of her. Let the scissors penetrate Wu Liuqi's body.

Wu Liuqi, who was still smiling, looked at the scissors on his chest and spurted out a mouthful of colorful blood, which was obviously harmonized by some magical power.

Like a caterpillar twisting and crawling on the ground, Wu Liuqi burst into tears for an unknown number of times: "Forget it, I won't do this task anymore, I want to go home..."

But Wu Liuqi was quickly caught by Granny Chen, revealing half of her white skin.

Grandma Chen kept insisting: "Do you want to pay? If not, I'll stab you to death!"

["Oh no, is this too much?" Kamijou Touma looked at Granny Chen in confusion: "Why would such a scum survive Wu Liuqi's failed assassination? Why should such a scum be arranged as a Show that Wu Liuqi is not a powerful assassin at this time?"

Misaka Mikoto nodded: "This Grandma Chen is indeed too much. Just touch porcelain. Although it is hateful, most people can't bear it, but she directly inserted the wooden hairpin into the person until he bleeds... This is real. Intentional harm!"

Shirai Kuroko also looked down on such an old man: "Yes, and more than that, Wu Liuqi looked hopeless and was bleeding all the time. If we really let it go, even if he is an assassin with special abilities, Will it be dangerous? But she still persists! If Wu Liuqi is just an ordinary assassin, it would be difficult for ordinary hospitals to save such a amount of bleeding!"

"The most important thing is, when she saw the scissors flying towards her, she directly blocked them with Wu Liuqi!" Kamijou Touma said righteously: "It would have been fine even if she blocked it with her butt, but she let Wu Liuqi block it from the front. Look. At that position, if the scissors flew any faster, they would have penetrated directly into the heart!"

Misaka Mikoto said: "In short, Granny Chen is an undisputed bad guy, both legally and morally! I thought it was bad enough to be so shameless, but in fact she is an even worse person. Bad people!"

"Really, Wu Liuqi is so unlucky!" Kamijou Touma sighed: "I originally thought that I was already very unlucky, but at least I won't encounter life-threatening danger at every turn, but Wu Liuqi... doesn't It was said that Plum Blossoms was thirteen. Although it turned out that he was married to the heroine, it could not change the fact that he was almost killed. Then there was the assassination of Granny Chen... It was as if God was playing tricks on him, all because Unexpectedly, how many assassination opportunities have you missed? Now you are still being tricked by Granny Chen..."

Shirai Kuroko also looked at Wu Liuqi with pity on his face: "I see, if Wu Liuqi hadn't had strong vitality, he would have died in the hands of Grandma Chen. The most pitiful thing is that this part, and even some of the content after it, are... This is to show the reason why Wu Liuqi, although he can control scissors and can fight with the 37th-ranked Plum Blossom Thirteen, is still only ranked over 1... In other words, at least this time, at most several missions, Wu Liuqi Six or seven will fail..."

Putting his hands together, Shirai Kuroko said devoutly: "Let me pray for the assassin in this other world - I hope your journey as an assassin will be a little safer, and you will not encounter such a cruel assassination target as Granny Chen again..." 】

(End of this chapter)