Inventory of the heavens: start to shock from shining Tiga

Chapter 658 Bucket List Eggs Shattered Wu Liuqi

["Wait, if it wasn't a harem show originally, what about now?!" Shinpachi said with an evil look on his face: "If in the original timeline, the girl would either be killed by a terminal illness after a period of time, or be killed by Wu Liu Seven kills... But now, it is basically certain that the girl will most likely be rewarded with a cure, what will happen after that!"

Sakata Gintoki also had a smile on his face: "Although we are not in the same world, and we can't get comics from that world for the time being, the impact is not big! Let's enjoy it without delay! I think, Wu Liuqi will definitely not It feels so good! After all, Plum Blossom Thirteen doesn’t seem to be the type to accept other women!”

Shinpachi grinned: "Then what would Wu Liuqi choose? The mature and charming Plum Blossom Thirteen who has had a close relationship with him, or the youthful and energetic beautiful girl with whom he spent the most special day?" "

"Only children make choices, I choose them all!" Sakata Gintoki stood up, looked up to the sky and roared: "Wait, Plum Blossom Thirteen... Plum Blossom Thirteen is not mature enough. It seems that she has more talents than her age. An older sister or something like that, will there be a sister who is more mature and more flavorful?"

Mother-in-law Dengshi blew out a puff of smoke: "Childish men, you have to fantasize about going to your own room! Bring your own tissues! Don't affect the business here!"]

["Anyway, I will never mess around with women!" Wu Liuqi was sweating profusely and looked at Plum Blossom Thirteen with a guilty look on his face: "Coke and I are just friends, and we will never have any strange feelings. Yes, you believe me, and look, it’s obvious that the four-eyed steel-toothed guy only feels good when he’s standing next to Coke!”

Wu Liuqi was thinking crazily about what to say: "Besides, it is said that couples should complement each other. You see, Coke and I are both the cheerful and fun-loving types. Wouldn't this overlap? On the contrary, the one who has no face to show off to others The guy with four eyes and steel teeth is the one who needs to be filled with Coke the most!"

"Asshole, please explain to me what you are doing!" Plum Blossom Thirteen blushed: "I don't care about this at all! I can't wait to kill you! It's just that I have to come here to stay with you due to the current situation!"

Coke on the side also pouted and said: "That's right! This girl knows that she is naturally beautiful, but she can't be picked up so easily! Who said that I will go up and give it to someone who can complement me? You You must have seen too many strange things as a nerd!"

Prince of Sturt: "..."]

"I..." In the video, Wu Liuqi maintained a surprised posture after Coke jumped on his back: "I can't move... I... stiff..."

In mid-air next to it, pink subtitles read: "Beautiful Girl with Super Powers - Coke!"

"Passive skill: Make the body of the opposite sex stiff through contact!"

Coke showed a successful smile: "If you don't help me, I will let you..."

Wu Liuqi shouted: "You come down first and then talk!"

As soon as the scene changed, Wu Liuqi and Coke were sitting opposite each other. Both of their expressions were a little unnatural, and Wu Liuqi felt as if he was about to die.

As the camera gradually zoomed out, it became clear that two people each took a two-liter large bottle of Coke and inhaled it through a straw in the storm.

After a long belch, Coke took out the big bucket list and ticked the first item: drink a large bottle of Coke in one go.

The scene turned, and in the men's room, Wu Liuqi was whistling and singing. Next to him, the beautiful girl Coke was also standing, going to the toilet in front of the urinal.

Wu Liuqi showed a smile that every man knows, and suddenly turned his head to look in the direction of Coke, and then he was hit by Coke with anti-wolf spray.

Go to the toilet standing up, done!
At a traffic light, several passers-by were chatting.

A pair of men's legs suddenly appeared in the camera. Several women standing on the side of the road chatting opened their eyes wide on the spot, looking at the naked Wu Liuqi with an upright look on his face in an exaggerated manner.

Some women on the roadside were surprised. As Wu Liuqi walked nearby, some men with strange hobbies naturally attracted some men who looked at Wu Liuqi.

"This classmate is not harmonious! This classmate is not harmonious!" Standing in the bus, Wu Liuqi looked at the scenery outside the window expressionlessly, ignoring the angry scolding of the child next to him who was obviously a good student.

After getting off the bus, Wu Liuqi continued to run naked. This time he happened to meet Granny Chen and other old people, but it seemed that his current image was so explosive that Granny Chen did not recognize him and did not touch porcelain. , but poked Wu Liuqi with a cane, accusing him of spoiling the children.

However, such behavior was ultimately very inappropriate, and Wu Liuqi was quickly sanctioned.

Allowing the police to cuff his hands, Wu Liuqi suddenly realized something was wrong: "That's wrong, why am I running naked?! Why don't you take off your clothes?!"

But Coke, who kept filming Wu Liuqi with a camera, didn't answer. After filming, he took out his bucket list and added the word "see" in front of the third item "streaking."

["It's cool!" Ji Dabao yelled: "I was in the hair salon worrying about how to pay the rent. That's how you wasted time when you went out to assassinate that day, right?!"

Wu Liuqi hurriedly apologized and said with a smile: "The main thing is that the previous few assassinations had all kinds of accidents, and I was a little scared, so Coke said that he would let me kill him after he fulfilled his wish. I think it's quite appropriate. Wouldn't it take some time for her? It’s so convenient to resist and just complete the task and get the money!”

"Then you have no brains!" Ji Dabao pointed to Coke who looked indifferent: "You don't even think about the fact that some wishes are abnormal! If I hadn't fished you out, you wouldn't know how long you would have been locked up just to walk around. Oh! What if this is her way of escaping!"

Wu Liuqi scratched his head: "This...I didn't expect..."]

["Zhang Sulan, he looks like you." Feng Baobao pointed at Wu Liuqi who was handcuffed by the police on the screen and said.

Zhang Chulan's face darkened: "Damn, I wish not many people took photos and posted them online... Otherwise, according to the current public opinion environment, I will definitely be arrested and sued by some people!"

Taking out the kitchen knife, Feng Baobao patted his chest: "Afraid of betraying your child? As long as I'm here, I'll go get you!"

"Are you sure you mean fishing, not robbing?" Xu Si said, covering his forehead.

Feng Baobao thought for a while: "I don't think there is much difference."]

Three wishes have been fulfilled, and the fourth wish is even worse for Wu Liuqi.

Looking at the back that was scarier than a double-door refrigerator, Wu Liuqi held the syringe and felt frightened.

Especially after seeing the nurse who seemed to be a relative of Tohru inserting a pillow as thick as a chopstick into the unlucky guy, and listening to the unlucky guy's screams, Wu Liuqi's resignation reached its peak. .But Coke didn't care so much. He took the syringe in Wu Liuqi's hand and threw it to the majestic nurse accurately.

Wu Liuqi was trembling all over as he looked at the nurse who looked like a Boss who had been aroused enough hatred, and wanted to run away on the spot.

The idea was beautiful, but it was a bit difficult to implement. Coke knew that this nurse could not be more terrifying, so he resisted Wu Liuqi on the spot, using him as a human shield to withstand the storm of syringes thrown by the nurse.

Looking at Wu Liuqi, who was unable to move due to his superpower and had dozens of needles inserted into his back, Cola said: "You are so brave!"

Tears flowed from the corners of Wu Liuqi's eyes: "I can't move..."

The acupuncture nurse's wish came true, and the fifth wish was to have a delicious meal at the Michelin Star Hotel.

But unfortunately, such high-end hotels basically require reservations.

With a frustrated look on his face, Wu Liuqi climbed to the window on the second floor and looked at the young ladies and gentlemen in the dining room. Wu Liuqi pressed his face against the floor-to-ceiling window and looked at the tempting meal on the dining table with sincerity. He couldn't help but stick out his tongue. Licking up and down the floor-to-ceiling windows, it feels like you can eat the delicious food inside.

As a result, it greatly interfered with the date between a young man and a famous lady in front of the window.

Unable to bear Wu Liuqi's harassment, the young master raised his hand: "Waiter, pay the bill."

Nausea left a table full of people, leaving room for Wu Liuqi and Coke.

After waiting for the expensive steak to be served, Wu Liuqi held a piece of steak in his hand and said, "This portion costs 5000 yuan. You are quite rich."

But Coke just ate the steak elegantly with a knife and fork and didn't answer.

Wu Liuqi realized something: "Don't tell me you have no money to pay!"

The scene changed, Coke was running with his pocket in front, and Wu Liuqi was forced to cut off the back, trying his best to avoid the kitchen knives thrown by the restaurant.

["Dabao! Dabao! Chicken Dabao! What's wrong with you!" Wu Liuqi looked at Chicken Dabao anxiously, shaking violently.

Ji Dabao opened his eyes and took the sunglasses off his face: "Who are you?"

"It's me! Wu Liuqi!" Wu Liuqi was stunned and said quickly.

Ji Dabao looked confused: "Wu Liuqi? What a stupid name. It goes well with your ugly face, but you are so ugly that I still don't recognize you."

Plum Blossom Thirteen frowned slightly: "Okay, stop pretending, I know you have not lost your memory."

But Ji Dabao just pretended to be innocent.

"Why are you pretending to have amnesia!" Wu Liuqi looked at Ji Dabao with disdain after receiving Plum Blossom Thirteen's reminder: "Even if I wanted to pay, I didn't have the money! I ate the Overlord meal on the spot. Ran!"

Looking at Ji Dabao who was still pretending to be stupid, Coke said: "But that was before! Who doesn't know that your name is Wu Liuqi now? Who doesn't know that you have a hair salon? A monk who can run away can't run away from the temple. If nothing happens, Many people have already gone to your hair salon, wish you good luck! Oh, by the way, now you are the protagonist of the review, and you will most likely be developed. If the side of you that is underestimated by everyone is not ruthless enough, the people in the restaurant will probably I’ll keep pestering you~ I hope the other side of you is a ruthless person who kills people without blinking an eye~”

"Qi is indeed a murderer without blinking an eye," said the Prince of Sturt.

Cola was stunned for a moment, then looked at Plum Blossom Thirteen, who was the real assassin: "Really?"

Plum Blossom Thirteen nodded: "As the chief of the Shadow Assassins, Qi, except for the mission that caused him to be expelled from the Shadow Assassins' list, he kills without mercy every time. He kills without blinking an eye in the true sense."

"The dark circles under Wu Liuqi's eyes are so serious, is it because Qi doesn't blink? It seems that Wu Liuqi's eyes are actually quite dry, but he just never noticed it!" Coke said with a clear mind. 】

After being chased by people in the hotel for a while, Coke, who was completely intact, stood next to Wu Liuqi, looked at the bucket list and said: "Next, beat up the scumbag!"

The scene turned, showing a handsome man with a fashionable hairstyle, Masaki kissing a shy girl, the roses in his hands were so beautiful.

The shy girl opened her eyes and was about to say something when she saw a human face appearing on the big tree behind the man!

The girl was so frightened that her painting style collapsed, and she ran away in a hurry under the man's puzzled eyes.

When the man continued to be puzzled, Wu Liuqi, who had scared the girl away, controlled Zhiya's arms and trapped the man from his armpits.

Returning to his human form, Wu Liuqi put his hands on the man's shoulders, hung his legs in the air, stretched out from between the man's legs, and forced the man's legs to open, facing the malicious Coke.

After a magical girl-like transformation, Coke took two steps and kicked the man in the crotch: "I'll step on it!"

There seemed to be the sound of an eggshell breaking, and the man immediately showed an expression of extreme pain.

But after a second or two, I realized that it didn't seem to hurt at all.

Thinking that he was in so much pain that he was unconscious, the man looked down and suddenly discovered that Coke's right foot was slightly downward.

That was Wu Liuqi who trapped the man.

(End of this chapter)