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Chapter 237 Can you put a medicine in Gu Panyan’s rice?

Chapter 237 Can you put a medicine in Gu Panyan’s rice?

"Speaking of which, I didn't expect that brother, you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would actually have that kind of hobby."

Li Zhimeng was too lazy to care about so much, and suddenly remembered what Gu Panyan said, winked at Wang Ge, and chuckled, "Don't worry, brother, I will never tell you... Well, at most, that's all Tell Yan Yanzi about this, haha."

Wang Ge: "..."

"Go away."

He said angrily, "You are the only one with that kind of hobby. Your sister Yan is obviously deliberately slandering me."

Although he often told Gu Panyan that he was a jerk, it was just a lie made up to avoid being beaten. In fact, his XP was relatively normal.

"I do not believe."

Li Zhimeng raised his little head and said, "People will only believe what they want to believe, so I don't believe you are normal. You are definitely a big pervert."

"...If you are like this, then I will leave."

Wang Ge stood up and prepared to leave.

"Hey, don't, don't, don't, I was wrong, I was wrong."

Li Zhimeng immediately admitted his mistake, very quickly and with a very sincere attitude.

Wang Ge then sat back down.

"Brother, I think you should turn on your phone and take a look."

Li Zhimeng suggested, "Master Zhou will have to call you at least three times now."

"Let me see."

As soon as Wang Ge took out his phone, Zhou Liu's call was displayed on the screen.

"Look, I'll tell you."

Wang Ge made a "shh" gesture to her and answered the phone.

"Hey, second brother, what are you doing? Why are you just answering the phone now?"

Zhou Liu's slightly impatient voice came from the phone.

"It's okay. I didn't look at my phone just now. What's wrong?" Wang Ge asked nonchalantly.

"What's wrong? What did you say!"

Over there, Zhou Liu said angrily, "Where are you staying? Your girlfriend is looking for you. She came to me. Come back and have a look. Also, I told her that we were surfing the Internet at the Internet cafe. , remember not to spill the beans."

"Oh, I thought it was something."

Wang Ge pretended not to care at all and said, "It's just a trivial matter, not worth mentioning."

"...Is this a trivial matter?"

"Of course it's a trivial matter." Wang Ge said with disdain, "Do you think I'm as afraid of my wife as you are? Let me tell you, I have the final say in my family. Do you know what family status is? I asked her to go east. She doesn’t dare to go west. I asked her to catch dogs but she doesn’t dare to touch chickens. Do you understand?”

"Pfft..."

When Li Zhimeng heard this, he couldn't hold it back and almost laughed. Fortunately, he reacted in time and quickly covered his mouth with his hand.

Zhou Liu on the other side of the phone said "tsk, tsk" twice, "Brother, I'm not talking about you. You can lie to me about this kind of thing, just don't deceive yourself. It doesn't really matter if you lie to me, haha." It’s over. But I hope you wipe the corners of your eyes after saying this and don’t let tears fall on the screen of your phone.”

Wang Ge: "..."

"Pfft, hahahahaha..."

Li Zhimeng couldn't help it anymore and laughed out loud.

Zhou Liu on the other side of the phone was shocked when he heard the girl's clear laughter: "Damn it, is there a woman next to you? Tell the truth, are you in bed now?"

Wang Ge looked down at the hospital bed where he was sitting, "You are indeed sitting on the bed, what's wrong?"

"I rely on!!!"

Zhou Liu was shocked, "You actually cheated? I thought you were just washing your feet or something, but I didn't expect you to make such a principled mistake..."

His tone gradually became disappointed: "Second brother, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. I misjudged you."

Wang Ge: "..."

Before he could speak, Li Zhimeng snatched the phone away and shouted into the phone: "What cheating? It's me. Can't you even recognize my voice?"

"...Weaving?"

Zhou Liu pondered for two seconds, as if he had thought of something, and his tone became even more shocked, "It's you? You and Wang Ge actually... No wonder his girlfriend went to find you, she was there to catch someone raping you!" Wang Ge :?
Li Zhimeng:?

"What kind of brain circuit do you have?"

Li Zhimeng complained and told Zhou Liu the whole story.

Zhou Liu then breathed a sigh of relief, "I was shocked. I thought you two went together."

"What do you mean, it's so ugly to talk. Am I that hungry?"

Wang Ge complained.

"What? Are you hungry and don't choose what to eat?"

When Li Zhimeng heard this, his almond-shaped eyes widened. He raised his fist and punched Wang Ge. "Thank you for helping me cover for you, but you actually said that to me. Damn it!"

It was soft and didn't hurt at all, far worse than Yan Bao's fist.

Hmm, not happy.

"Haha."

Wang Ge murmured in his heart, laughed, took back his cell phone, and continued to complain to Zhou Liu, "Besides, I really cheated on you. You damn bathhouse owner, what qualifications do you have to condemn me?"

"Hey, my dad runs the bathing center, so it has nothing to do with me."

"What's the difference? Sooner or later it will be yours anyway."

"Send it to you."

There is a large airway around.

"...You want to ruin my reputation, right? I know you don't have good intentions."

Wang Ge cursed, "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I'll give up."

"Okay, let's come out and play when you have time. Our brothers haven't been out together for a long time."

"Ok."

After hanging up the phone, Wang Ge opened VX and took a look again, and saw the message Gu Panyan sent him 2 minutes ago, almost right after he walked out of the ward:

"See you in the boxing gym."

Looking at these three words, Wang Ge's expression was slightly distorted.

I'm about to get beaten again... Damn it, I never expected that even though my fighting skills have been upgraded to level four, I still can't escape the fate of being beaten.

Is there any way... Wang Ge thought for a few seconds, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Immediately, he returned to the chat box, opened the chat interface with Chen Yanxi, and typed: "Xixi, can you put a medicine in Gu Panyan's rice later?"

After waiting for about a minute, Chen Yanxi sent a question mark.

Wang Ge typed and complained: "She is going to the boxing gym to beat me in the afternoon. Xixi, you know me. I have never been someone who just sits back and waits for death."

"...So, you decided to strike first?"

Chen Yanxi asked.

"Yes, as expected of my dear Xixi, she really understands me."

Wang Ge sent a thumbs-up emoticon, "You don't need to take any harsh medicine, just use sleeping pills or laxatives or something like that."

Chen Yanxi: "..."

"You can find a way to drug her yourself."

She replied, "I don't have any other medicine at home except cold medicine."

"……Fine."

Just when Wang Ge sighed and was about to accept his fate, Chen Yanxi suddenly changed the topic, "However, I can use incompatible ingredients to make a meal that will give her food poisoning. It should make her weak for a few days. Is this okay?"

Can you do this?

Wang Ge replied decisively: "No, no, no, I'm just looking for a reason to chat with you, don't take it seriously."

It was just a beating. Yanbao definitely couldn't bear to hit him hard.

Chen Yanxi, who was feeding the snake over there, saw this message, pursed her lips, and replied: "I was joking too."

PS: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone~
(End of this chapter)

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