Rekindle 2003

Chapter 1164: Confucius was teased by an unscrupulous aunt
After laughing enough, Kong Ziqian asked Cheng Bing, "Have you never visited Wuhan University's BBS?"

Cheng Bing looked at him helplessly and said, "I can't even browse Fudan's BBS, so how can I have the time to browse other BBSes?"

Kong Ziqian shrugged his shoulders and said, "On the Wuhan University Luojia Landscape BBS, every spring from the end of March to the middle and end of April, the most popular post is a freshman's complaint about the city flower of Jiangcheng."

Guo Ke looked at him in bewilderment and asked him, "Isn't it good for it to bloom? Is this flower ugly?"

Kong Ziqian burst out laughing, held onto Cheng Bing's shoulders, and said, "I can't take it anymore. My stomach hurts from laughing so much."

Guo Ke and Cheng Bing looked at him in confusion, not knowing what he was laughing at.

After rubbing his waist for a long time, Kong Ziqian finally caught his breath and said with a smile, "It's not ugly, it just smells bad."

Cheng Bing asked curiously, "How bad does it smell?"

Kong Ziqian blinked his eyes and said, "It tastes almost the same as that."

Guo Ke was stunned for a moment and asked, "What does that smell like?"

Kong Ziqian looked at him in bewilderment and said, "No, Lao Guo, haven't you and Li Muyun checked into a hotel so many times? Don't you know what it tastes like?

Why are you pretending to be innocent in front of me? "

Guo Ke looked at him in confusion, "How should I know? I can't possibly try it. Am I going to ask Mu Yun what it tastes like? Kong Xiaopang, are you a pervert?"

Kong Ziqian looked at Guo Ke with a constipated look on his face, unable to speak.

This is not something that he, a single guy, wants to discuss.

Don’t they have the experience of washing their own underwear? !
Obviously not.

I can only say, damn, the world is going downhill and people’s hearts are no longer the same!
Seeing his expression, Cheng Bing quickly understood what was going on and immediately started laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

He knew the smell, but why Guo Ke didn't know it was something he couldn't think about too deeply.

Is seeing through things but not speaking them out a sign of high emotional intelligence?

Actually, it’s hard to say.

Seeing through things and speaking them out is more straightforward and does not tire you out.

But his thinking logic since he was a child has been that insight is something that is enough for one to have, and there is no need to show it off to be conspicuous.

However, not long after, Kong Ziqian suddenly felt a sharp pain in the right lower abdomen. He could not help but rub his stomach and squatted down groaning.

His face turned pale instantly, beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down his forehead, and his chubby face was distorted beyond recognition due to pain.

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke were startled and quickly squatted down to check.

Cheng Bing asked anxiously, "Lao Kong, what's wrong with you? Did you have an upset stomach?"

Guo Ke also said nervously: "Is it because the crayfish or crabs just now are not fresh?"

Kong Ziqian shook his head with difficulty, and more cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He said painfully: "No, it's not the feeling of diarrhea."

As soon as he finished speaking, Kong Ziqian suddenly vomited, and the vomit splattered all over the floor. His body was shaking with pain and nausea.

Cheng Bing and Guo Ke looked at each other, their hearts skipped a beat, and they realized that the situation was not good.

Cheng Bing seemed to have realized something and quickly took out his mobile phone, sliding his finger across the screen quickly.

Guo Ke comforted Kong Ziqian and asked him to stay calm as much as possible.

Cheng Bing's uncle is a doctor. After receiving Cheng Bing's call, he asked about Kong Ziqian's symptoms in detail.

Cheng Bing, who answered the phone, turned pale after listening to his uncle's analysis.

Guo Ke looked at Cheng Bing's expression and immediately knew that something was wrong.

After hanging up the phone, Cheng Bing walked back and gave Kong Ziqian a forced smile, "Fat Kong, one good news and one bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Before Kong Ziqian said anything, Guo Ke, who was a little anxious, felt a little relieved after hearing what he said.

Since Cheng Bing can say this, it must not be a serious problem.

At least he won't die.

Most likely you will suffer again.

Kong Ziqian endured the pain and raised his middle finger, saying, "Listen to the bad news first!"

Cheng Bing nodded, but did not follow the usual practice and said, "The good news is that it is not a terminal illness, it is just appendicitis."

Confucius rolled his eyes at him and asked, "What about the bad news?"

Cheng Bing sighed and said, "My uncle said that it is most likely acute, and...it is possible that it has been perforated. You need to have surgery immediately, otherwise your life will be in danger."

When Guo Ke heard that it was appendicitis, he didn't take it seriously. But when he heard that it was acute appendicitis and there was a possibility of perforation, his face turned pale.

He asked Cheng Bing repeatedly: "What should we do?"

None of the three had much experience. Kong Ziqian endured the severe pain, complained about the two pigs in his heart, and shouted to Guo Ke to call 120 immediately, and asked Cheng Bing to call Lao Da to see if they could find a way to send him back to Huating.

At this time, Qing Yun had just returned from Chang'an. After getting off the plane, she sat in Emperor Yuhuang's car with Su Caiwei and enjoyed the sweet time of newlyweds after a short separation.

The two were immersed in this rare tranquility when Qingyun's cell phone suddenly rang.

He didn't want to answer the call, but after looking at the caller ID, he frowned and picked up the phone: "Hello, Cheng Bing, what's the matter?"

If it was Kong Ziqian, he would definitely not answer the call, because that guy usually didn't have anything serious to say when he called.

Cheng Bing was usually shy, so the call to him must be something serious.

On the other end of the phone, Cheng Bing's voice was already tearful, "Master, Kong Ziqian suddenly has severe stomach pain. My uncle is a doctor and highly suspects it's acute appendicitis. It may have perforated. He needs to go to the hospital immediately."

"What the hell?"

Yun Di, who was still enjoying the warmth, shivered.

And Su Daji in front of him turned around and made the sharp and explosive sound unique to a counselor.

Qing Yun pinched her little face unhappily and comforted her: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it."

Then he said to Cheng Bing who kept asking what to do on the other end of the phone, "What should I do? Just chill!

Send him to the hospital immediately. The medical level in Jiangcheng is not bad. Why go back to Huating?
There are three swords on Jiefang Avenue, Tongji and Xiehe 161, just pick one. "

They are all good hospitals. Appendicitis is not a big problem.

Then he sighed and asked for the address, then continued, "Stand still, I'll coordinate."

After hanging up the phone, Qingyun started making calls to make arrangements.

After he hung up the phone again, Su Caiwei looked at him with resentment, "Do I have to go over now?"

He was hers today, and now Qingyun wanted her to go to Jiangcheng overnight, and she felt very reluctant to let him go.

The main thing is, I don’t know which little slut will get the advantage tonight!
Qing Yun held her palm-sized face and said helplessly: "I can't help it, who told you to be a counselor?
I don’t know if he needs surgery or not in his current condition, and I don’t know if it’s urgent or not, so you have to go first.”

Qing Yun patiently explained, "To have surgery, you need to sign the informed consent form. In an emergency, Kong Ziqian's parents can't make it, so he can only entrust you, the counselor, to sign it.

If I hadn’t been unable to postpone my contract with those African countries tomorrow morning, I would have been the one to go.”

There's no way around it. Signing the informed consent form for surgery is something you have to be responsible for.

Although the new signature regulations implemented on September 2002, 9 stipulate that the patient himself can sign, in actual implementation, for students, pregnant women or the elderly like Kong Ziqian, the hospital still needs the signature of a close relative in order to be exempted from liability.

But if we notify Kong Ziqian's parents now, they will not have time to get there. Only Qing Yun, who has a private plane, has the conditions. As for the counselors, it will not be difficult for the hospital to sign this document with the authorization of the college students.

Don't say that the hospital is unkind.

Behind every outrageous regulation is a bloody lesson.

Seeing Su Daji pouting and looking unhappy, Qing Yun told Yang Bingnan in the cockpit to turn around and go back to the airport. Then he turned around and kissed her, saying softly,

"I'll come over tomorrow morning after I sign the contract, and then we'll play in Jiangcheng for two days."

Upon hearing this, Teacher Su's anger turned into joy, and an expectant smile immediately appeared on her face.

……

Fortunately, although Kong Ziqian's appendicitis was diagnosed as acute appendicitis, it had not reached the stage of perforation and was just festering.

Unfortunately, surgery is still needed as soon as possible.

Moreover, because Kong Ziqian was seriously overweight, the difficulty of his abdominal surgery would usually be increased by one level.

The doctor suggested that the sooner the better.

The Yanhuang Group doesn't have many partners in Jingchu, and this time it was Sister Xiaoya who stepped in and allowed Kong Xiaopang to enjoy VIP treatment. Not only did he get a single room in the 161 Hospital, but he was also allowed to jump the queue for the surgery.

Su Caiwei rushed to Jiangcheng and informed Qingyun of the situation over the phone in the doctor's office.

The doctor scheduled the first surgery at 8:30 a.m., and Kong Ziqian's parents couldn't make it at that time, so they could only entrust her, the counselor, to sign. Qingyun was relieved when she heard that it was just suppuration.

After all, it is only the beginning of the century, and to be honest, the medical level is still not satisfactory.

But acute appendicitis did not cause perforation or gangrene. With the current level of doctors, it is impossible to die in any hospital.

What’s more, this is the 161 Hospital.

It’s hard to say about other surgeries, but appendectomy and circumcision are the unique skills of the 161 Hospital.

The appendix is ​​easy to understand. Due to the training methods of the military, appendicitis is very common.

And the foreskin...

This is a bitter lesson learned when fighting monkeys in the jungles of the south. Many heroes who came out of the jungle eventually lost their fertility.

Therefore, the troops near the south will generally be arranged to do this.

Qing Yun, feeling relieved, also instructed Su Caiwei to tell the doctor to perform a circumcision on Kong Ziqian.

Kong Ziqian's thing had to be dealt with, and he knew very well what the fat boy was planning to do when he went home during the summer vacation.

But he was very embarrassed. He was planning to let Kong Ziqian go to Africa for training during the summer vacation. He had originally wanted to force him to do it during the May Day holiday, and now was the perfect time.

Anyway, appendectomy surgery has a recovery period, so we can do it together and not delay anything.

Su Caiwei said with a constipated look on her face: "How can I say such a thing!"

Qing Yun reacted and said with a smile: "Give the phone to Dean Ma, I will talk to him."

Su Caiwei reluctantly handed the phone to Dean Ma. Dean Ma took the phone and immediately became respectful when he heard Qingyun's voice.

"Boss Xiaoqing, do you have any instructions?"

Given Qing Yun's current popularity, the dean must know who Xiao Qing is.

He could completely ignore the social conventions in a military hospital, and it was even more impossible for him to run to the hospital in the middle of the night at the request of a private enterprise boss.

But damn, this request call came from the General Logistics Department of Yanjing, which forced him to run over here in a hurry.

Qing Yun smiled and said on the other end of the phone, "Excuse me, in addition to the appendectomy, I will also perform a circumcision on Kong Ziqian."

Dean Ma immediately agreed: "Okay, President Qing, don't worry, I will make the arrangements."

The hospital will naturally meet the VVVIP's requirements.

Besides, these two operations are not major operations. Appendectomy and circumcision are performed together. It is rare in local areas, but it is a common practice in military hospitals.

For most soldiers, these two operations are performed in the army.

After all, if you do it in the local area, you have to pay for it yourself, but in the army it is free, and you can also take sick leave.

But it is impossible to serve in the army for three years, because two operations will require you to stay in the hospital for two months.

So we usually do it together.

After getting the phone back, Su Caiwei walked out the door, complaining to the little man on the other end of the phone speechlessly.
"You're being too mean."

At this moment, she also understood why Qing Yun made such a request.

Well, the little man is also worried about the personal development of this cheap roommate.

Emperor Yun on the other side laughed loudly, "He and his future wife will thank me later."

……

Su Caiwei walked into the ward and saw Kong Ziqian lying on the bed with a hint of uneasiness on his chubby little face.

She walked over and comforted him softly, "Don't worry, the operation will be over soon, and the doctors are all experts."

Kong Ziqian nodded. Although he was still a little scared, he felt a little more at ease after hearing the counselor's comfort.

He was quite grateful to Teacher Su for this. She came all the way here in the middle of the night just because she was his counselor.

However, Kong Xiaopang still felt that he had to stand with Dean Qin.

After all, it is a military hospital. Although the single room is clean, it is not luxurious.

Although Su Caiwei is a counselor, considering that she and Kong Ziqian are of similar age, it is inappropriate for her to stay with him at night.

Therefore, this important task fell on Cheng Bing and Guo Ke.

They asked the nurse for two accompanying beds and turned the single room into a temporary triple room.

For Kong Ziqian, who had just turned 18, it was his first surgery without his family around, so he couldn't help feeling a little scared.

He tried to relieve his tension by chatting with Cheng Bing and Guo Ke.

In the ward, three people chatted with each other, trying to use light topics to dispel the uneasy atmosphere.

"Do you think the operation will be painful?" Kong Ziqian asked with some concern.

Cheng Bing patted his shoulder and comforted him, "Don't worry, modern medicine is so advanced, and the surgery is performed under anesthesia. You won't feel any pain."

Guo Ke picked up his clothes and showed them to Kong Ziqian. "I had appendicitis surgery when I was a child. You will only feel pain for a day after the surgery. You will not feel anything during the operation."

Cheng Bing also added, "Yes, and the doctor said it was just suppuration, no perforation, the surgery should be completed soon."

Kong Ziqian nodded. Although he was still a little nervous, he felt a little more relaxed.

The three of them lay on the bed and chatted casually, as if they were back in the dormitory.

From Transformers to state-owned enterprise restructuring, from interesting company stories to future plans, from major national weapons to young ladies’ waists…

The topic continued, however, time unknowingly reached two o'clock in the morning, Cheng Bing and Guo Ke began to yawn, obviously unable to hold on any longer.

Not long after, the two fell asleep on the accompanying bed, snoring one after another.

Kong Ziqian looked at the ceiling and listened to his friends' snoring, feeling quite uncomfortable.

It seems that I still need to find a girlfriend. Although brothers are good, they are unreliable at times like this!

He tossed and turned, unable to sleep, so he simply took out his cell phone and started reading a TXT novel that he had saved.

"Reignited 2001" is quite good.

Compared with the boss, the protagonist Wu Chuzhi is like the beggar version, but it is precisely this beggar version that makes him feel more involved.

Kong Ziqian was immersed in the world of the novel and was deeply attracted by the author's plot. He did not sleep a wink the whole night and completely forgot the doctor's advice to get a good rest.

It was not until the hospital corridor began to get busy, just after seven o'clock, that he suddenly remembered this matter.

The nurse quickly pushed the door open and began her routine ward rounds.

Faced with the nurse's question, Kong Ziqian could only bite the bullet and lie: "Sister nurse, I slept well last night."

The nurse smiled slightly, not seeming entirely convinced.

How can a normal person sleep well in a hospital?

But this little fat boy was still very cute. She didn't say much and began to prepare him for the operation.

Guo Ke and Cheng Bing were also awakened by the nurse's noise. They rubbed their eyes sleepily and quickly got up to help.

At this time, Su Caiwei also pushed the door open with breakfast, and the ward suddenly became lively.

Kong Ziqian had to abstain from water and food, but Guo Ke and Cheng Bing did not. After thanking Teacher Xiao Su, they began to feast in front of Kong Ziqian.

Breakfast in the carbohydrate capital is naturally Kong Xiaopang’s favorite, hot dry noodles, bean curd, soup noodles, fried dough sticks wrapped in steamed buns, noodle nests…

Confucius Ziqian was drooling at the sight, but he could only watch helplessly as the two wicked fellows were coveting him in front of him.

The skin needs to be prepared before surgery, and this work is usually done by a nurse, especially for patients living in a single room.

Fortunately, the person who came was the head nurse, who looked older than Kong Ziqian's mother, which made Kong Ziqian feel a little more at ease.

The head nurse was skilled in the operation and chatted with Kong Ziqian while trying to ease his nervousness.

But as the skin preparation progressed, Kong Ziqian felt something was wrong and wondered: Why do I need to shave so many areas? !

However, as this was his first time undergoing surgery, he was not familiar with the entire process. He was led by the head nurse and was too embarrassed to ask more questions.

The main thing is, even if you are an old lady,
The head nurse seemed to notice his embarrassment and smiled and said, "Young man, this is normal. I'm sorry."

Kong Ziqian blushed, feeling as if he was being teased by an unscrupulous old lady.

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(End of this chapter)