Years: Salted fish life since going to the countryside.
Chapter 914: The Monkey's Bad Nature and Han's Father's Helplessness
Chapter 914: The Monkey's Bad Nature and Han's Father's Helplessness
When Han Li saw the monkey, Yun Yingying also saw it. She walked over with a look of surprise and squatted down, wanting to touch the monkey's head, but unexpectedly the monkey jumped up with bared teeth and stretched out its dirty claws to scratch Yun Yingying's face.
Han Li was following behind Yun Yingying at this moment. He felt something was wrong when the monkey's lower limbs bent, because this was not normal leg muscle movement, but a precursor to the explosion of stored energy.
The monkey's movement was sudden, but Han Li's movement was even faster. When the monkey's claws were about to scratch Yun Yingying's face, Han Li pulled Yun Yingying back two steps with one hand, and with the other hand he directly threw a big dice at her.
"brute."
"Oh, I'm scared to death."
"it's okay no problem."
"Brother Li, this monkey is too fierce. If it weren't for you, it would have scratched my face."
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. This monkey should be bought by my dad. But looking at the whip next to it, it should be a thing that cannot be tamed. Now it dares to stretch out its claws to you. Tonight we will make this monkey into monkey head flower to nourish you."
"What is Monkey Head Flower?"
“Monkey brain flower is similar to tofu pudding, but even simpler to make. Shave the hair off a living monkey’s head, then fix it under a table, leaving only the skull exposed.
Use a hammer to knock off the monkey's skull to reveal the white brain inside, then pour hot oil with seasoning on it. This fresh monkey brain dish is ready. If you find it too bland, you can scoop it out with a spoon and dip it in the seasoning. "
After hearing this, Yun Yingying shuddered and waved her hands with a pale face.
"Ah, this is too cruel. I don't want to eat monkey brain flowers. But brother Li, how could you come up with such a cruel way of eating it?"
"I didn't think of this. Zhang Yaozu told me this. He said that in his hometown, there are 'Monkey Brain Banquet', 'Centipede Banquet', 'Python Banquet', 'Dragon Fighting Tiger Banquet', etc. These are used to entertain distinguished guests. Most people would not eat them. I remembered them after hearing them from him many times."
"Brother Ou Li, please stop talking. I thought it was enough for Zhang Yaozu to let the children in the village catch field mice to make 'Sanzhicai'. I didn't expect there were so many Ou in their hometown. Brother Li's monkey didn't scratch me either. Let's not make it into monkey head flower, okay?"
"No problem. My wife's orders are the most important in the world. Don't even ask me to let this monkey go. Even if you ask me to find another shortcut, I will not be afraid of hardships or difficulties and will guarantee to give you a satisfactory explanation."
As an old wife, Yun Yingying of course knew what Han Li meant by this. There were several times when she couldn't withstand Han Li's fierce attack and wanted to try changing the track as Han Li mentioned.
But every time she was defeated by the pain at the very beginning, so when Han Li talked about this kind of thing now, Yun Yingying rolled her eyes helplessly.
However, this also successfully diverted Yun Yingying's attention from the monkey head flower. The two talked about the food in Zhang Yaozu's hometown for a while, and then turned their attention to the monkey.
After the culprit of this incident was slapped into the corner by Han Li, it curled up there and chirped in pain and fear.
Although Han Li just hit it with the big whip without using much force, it was much more painful than any whip it had received before.
Moreover, the monkey felt a fatal threat from Han Li, just like a mouse encountering a cat. It felt that its life and death depended on the other party's thoughts. It didn't even dare to look up at Han Li.
You should know that monkeys are social animals. In a group, all monkeys will respect the strongest monkey as the monkey king, and the status is typically determined by the strength of the force. However, they often provoke the monkey king in the group or the human who raises them. Once the other party shows a little weakness, the monkey will use more excessive means to fight for its own status.
Monkey showmen on the street often whip the monkeys with whips.
One reason is for the show effect, and the other is that these monkeys are often on the verge of death. If you are not careful, they will scratch your face or do some excessive actions.
Monkeys are an example of an animal that will tear off roof tiles if not disciplined for three days. Even if they are tamed, they must be pulled out and whipped occasionally, otherwise the people who raise them may be in trouble at any time.
However, this situation only applies to ordinary people. For people like Han Li who have hunted many ferocious beasts in the mountains and forests, there is a hint of murderous aura on them.
When the monkey was hit by the big bag just now, he had already felt the murderous aura from Han Li.
It is now like a pig, cow or sheep seeing a butcher. It is so scared that it just roars and dares not move.
"Brother Li, did you hit it too hard just now? Why is it still trembling and screaming?"
"I just tapped it lightly. I guess the monkey is just trying to be pitiful. We just need to ignore it."
As Han Li spoke, he released the two tied dogs. However, the first thing the two dogs did after being released was to rush to the monkey and bark wildly. It seemed that they had suffered a lot from the monkey during the few days they were tied up.
The monkey no longer cared about chirping and quickly climbed up to a wooden pole next to it.
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Yun Yingying shook her head repeatedly when she saw this situation, and at the same time, she also believed what Han Li had said just now about the monkey playing the victim.
After Han Li and Yun Yingying washed their faces, Yun Yingying filled the pot with water and cut vegetables to cook, while Han Li lay on the recliner and chatted with her.
After a while, the second sister, the third sister, He Mi, Hou Yuhua and others all came back, and the yard immediately became much more lively. Later, Han's father and mother also came back.
When Han Li was sitting in the yard chatting with his father, he found out that he had indeed bought this monkey from the bird market near Baita Temple. At that time, the monkey was beaten all over its body.
Dad Han wandered around the bird market for a long time without finding the 'thing' he liked, and then he happened to see this monkey.
Perhaps he felt a little soft-hearted after seeing the whip marks on the monkey's body. Although the seller said that the monkey was wild and very difficult to discipline, he still spent money to buy it.
But the next day after buying it home, Han's father regretted it, because the monkey was too wild. It stretched out its claws towards Han's father and mother, grabbed a crow and pulled its feathers, urinated on the heads of two Kunming dogs, pulled people's tails, and so on.
What's more, the problem happens right after I hit the first one, and no matter how I hit him, it's useless.
Finally, Dad Han had no choice but to take the monkey to the bird market to sell it this Sunday.
"Dad, how about you let me train this monkey for two days?"
(End of this chapter)
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