I will spend 10,000 lives to become an immortal emperor

Chapter 14 Rural roads are also slippery, and routines are more complicated

Life is like a ticking time bomb that counts down.

Can't tell when.

Suddenly it exploded.

Just like Lu An's mood at the moment.

He has already made sufficient preparations for a hearty battle with the uninvited guest.

He originally thought that his enemy would be a powerful practitioner, an evil cultivator, or a psychopath whose brain did not conform to common sense.

But he never expected that his enemy would be a snake...

And it's an ordinary mountain poisonous snake with no cultivation base...

Lu An has an old saying, and he doesn't know whether to spit it out or not.

He is a Qi trainer!
A dignified second-stage Qi trainer!

He was bitten to death by a poisonous snake that came out of nowhere.

Does this sound like a word? !
Is this so plausible? !
Qi practitioners can't even resist snake venom, is it so brittle? !

Why is this world so complicated.

Can you give me a sense of security? !

Lu An was holding the dead snake's body, wanting to cry but not crying.

I obviously just want to hide from the world and practice...

Why is it so difficult!
At this time, Lu An began to realize something deeply.

It's ridiculous to live in seclusion in the mountains, or to be an expert outside the world.

Rural roads are also slippery, and the routines are more complicated.

Any inexplicable thing that pops up at random can send him to hell.

Lu An didn't feel any drowsiness anymore, he huddled in the corner of the cave, staring blankly at the starry sky outside the cave entrance.

Time passed by minute by minute.

The world became very quiet again.

While it was quiet, the faint sound of "Zi Zi Zi" began to appear.

It was as if something was speaking deep in the mountains.

When it's late at night.

"Hee hee hee……"

"Hahaha……"

There are ethereal voices, playful sounds, floating from a distance.

"Meow~meow~~~"

"Roar!!"

"Ouch..."

There are meows, wailings of wild animals, and unintelligible animal chants.

Finally, it was covered by the chattering of teeth.

In the silence of the night, this unusual sound was particularly noticeable.

In the dark cave, Lu An closed his eyes and meditated, with a calm expression.

I can't see.

I can't see.

i can't see...

He shrank his body, like an ostrich who hid his ears and stole the bell and plunged his head into the desert.

As long as I don't know anything.

Then nothing happens.

I can't hear either.

can not hear.

can not hear……,

Lu An closed his eyes, just wanting to spend this damn night.

Suddenly, a cold wind blows into the cave.

Silver bell-like laughter followed.

"Look, look..."

"There is a human here..."

"Human? Wow...it's really human! Besides, it's full of yang."

"Great, he's asleep and we can suck all his yang energy away."

"Great! I'll take the first sip."

"No...why do you take the first sip? I'll take the first sip!"

"Why do you take the first breath? Chuyang must be mine, I am more beautiful than you!"

"I'm hotter than you!"

"You... I discovered this cave first..."

"I am your sister!"

"Ahhhh...I don't care, I want to suck!"

"I'll suck first!!"

The two mysterious things were arguing at this moment.

Lu An opened his eyes slightly and saw two Ah Piao fighting in front of him, feeling hopeless in his heart.

Their bodies are translucent, floating in the air, and even their legs are only half.

A Piao is like a flower and jade, as weak and miserable as Lin Daiyu.

The other Ah Piao is thick and thick like a tank, wears very few clothes, and has the same face as Wu Dalang's biscuits. She also said that her specialty is flirting. Lu An wondered how she could flirt.

Obviously, when the two Ah Piao fought, it was the elder sister who was more powerful.

Sister, a sister's affectionate head-crushing slap on the ground, smashed half of the forehead of a younger sister like Lin Daiyu.

"Hahaha... this Xiaoyang man is mine."

"Let me give him Chuyang that he will never forget, so that he will never forget me in his dreams!"

The winner's sister, A Piaofei, flew towards Lu An, her thick and thick lips were like big blooming chrysanthemums.

"Brother~~~ I'm here to suck."

"Suck your sister!!"

Lu An suddenly opened his angry eyes, holding a Suppressing Evil Talisman in his hand.

The expressions of the two sisters changed drastically at the same time, they didn't expect the man to stay awake.

Whoa!
The Suppressing Evil Talisman in Lu An's hand burst out with dazzling golden light.

"A mere evil ghost also wants to suck the yang energy of this seat."

"die!!!"

Whoa!
A golden light swept out.

"what……!!!"

The two sisters, Ah Piao, collapsed under the golden light, and finally dissipated into a cloud of green smoke.

A Piao has no resistance against the first-order middle-grade evil-suppressing talisman!
Looking at the empty cave, Lu An breathed a sigh of relief.

It's outrageous, can this cave give people a sense of security, why even A Piao came? !
Fortunately, he has the Suppressing Evil Talisman, otherwise, he really doesn't know how to deal with this type of enemy.

Lu An continued to shrink in the corner, restless.

If he hadn't insisted on not sleeping, would he still be raped by the female A Piao?
He trembled when he thought that his sister wanted to give him an unforgettable dream.

This world is too dangerous!
Lu An doesn't want to sleep anymore.

It gets more energetic at night.

are forced.

Outside the entrance of the cave, there are still all kinds of strange sounds.

The night seems to be the madness of another wave of life.

Lu An doesn't want to do anything now, he just wants to integrate into the cave and wait for the sunrise silently.

He was like a person hiding under the covers after watching a horror movie, not daring to make any noise at all, for fear of disturbing something strange.

I don't know how long it took.

Lu An felt the cold, which was a cold that penetrated deep into the bone marrow.

Endless fear exploded in my mind.

He held back his trembling, opened his eyes slightly, and found that ice had started to form outside the hole.

What is this situation? !

sizzle...

It was as if something had crawled across the mountain.

Something huge.

Extremely bleak stuff.

At a certain moment, Lu An felt as if he was going to freeze to death.

Fortunately, his cultivation has broken through to the fourth level of Qi training, so he can resist the chill.

He didn't dare to make any moves, and desperately used the breath restraint technique.

Quiet as a turtle!
I even forgot to breathe.

Finally, the ice at the mouth of the cave began to crumble.

The strange "sizzling" sound began to move away.

Lu An shrank back to the corner of the cave again, silently swallowing his saliva.

The night was extremely long.

It is also extremely dangerous.

The chorus of all kinds of life in the evening is still going on.

Lu An didn't feel sleepy at all.

I don't know how long it took.

The world really quieted down.

Lu An looked at the sky outside the entrance of the cave, and it was faintly white.

When he saw the whiteness, his tears were about to fall.

Go to Purple River City!

Must go to Purple River City!

Go to the fucking cave to cultivate immortality.

Go fuck the world expert!

In the city, all kinds of infrastructure are perfect, there are fireworks in the world, and there are large arrays to protect all living beings.

What the hell, here is survival in the wilderness!

And it's the hell version of survival in the wild!
(End of this chapter)