LOL: Who made him play professionally!

Chapter 172 Do it directly?She really deserves to be Miss Zhou! (Seek to follow up!)

Pretending to be coercive is actually a bad habit.

But the vice is highly addictive and tempting for those unaccustomed to acting.

Su Ze once imagined that if one day he could be like the protagonists in those novels, using his own capital to pretend to be Bobby and shocking others, it would definitely be a very cool experience.

Yeah, who wouldn't?
Therefore, Su Ze is now laying the groundwork, and he is laying the groundwork from the lines of his own words.

Let this woman with second-hand famous brands all over her body subconsciously think that he is a poor ghost.

As long as the other party's subconscious cognition is clearer.

Then Su Ze will feel better when he slaps his face in the future!
Aren't all the routines in online articles like this?

Expectation!

Su Ze is looking forward to it now!

Looking forward to what kind of expression the other party will have when he reveals his professional identity and savings.

Will be disappointed?

Will you regret it?

At the very least, there was bound to be a little panic.

Then apologize for my previous words and deeds!
But by then, an apology would have been useless.

"Well, not bad. Sure enough, the cool plot in the online routine is really exciting."

Su Ze couldn't sit still anymore.

But he judged it based on his years of experience in reading online articles.

It is not time for a showdown at this moment, because the emotional pressure is not enough, it is like a spring, the greater the downward pressure, the greater the elasticity will be when it rebounds.

"A monthly salary of five thousand, hehe, the fruit seller downstairs can earn eight thousand a month, I don't know if you've heard the saying that a man's monthly income does not exceed thirty thousand, and that's the same as the handicapped." There's no difference." The woman looked at Su Ze with disdain all the time, as if she was so poor that she didn't have any right to sit at the same table with him.

But even though she looked disgusted, she still wanted to pretend to be a saint, teaching Su Ze how to behave, reminding Su Ze what he must and cannot do as a man.

"How much is your monthly salary?"

Su Ze smiled. After all, he had no intention of going on a blind date with the other party, so he didn't care about the other party's attitude.

Even he was very satisfied with the other party's performance.

continue!

If you say it too much, it will be more enjoyable to slap yourself in the face later!

That's right, at this moment Su Ze was shouting in his heart: let the storm come more violently!

"My salary is two thousand and five a month!"

The woman answered quickly, as if what he said was not two thousand five thousand, but twenty-five thousand.

Even when many people said their salary of [-] yuan, they still couldn't tell her such aura.

What she meant was already obvious.

Even if I only have two thousand five thousand a month, it doesn't stop me from despising you for five thousand a month.

Don't ask, it means that I have other advantages!

"Oh, that's a lot."

Su Ze didn't know what to say immediately, so he said something casually.

However, it was his perfunctory tone that made the other party a little furious.

Quite a lot? ?

What do you mean?
Anyone who changes two thousand and five will definitely feel that it is not much, or even very little.

But the man in front of him actually talked a lot.

What does he mean?
Are you mocking yourself? ?

That indifferent tone, and that indifferent look in his eyes...

Yes, this is sarcasm!

"Do you know what brand my bag is?"

The woman suddenly picked up the bag in her hand, and a look of disdain appeared on her face. She concluded that Su Ze didn't recognize the bag.

This is a humiliation of a change of direction.

"Isn't this a donkey bag? I've seen it before."

Su Ze replied lightly.

He has never bought this LV bag, not because he can't afford it, but because he personally doesn't like wearing bags very much, but when he went to Zhou Suyi's house last time, he saw several in Zhou Suyi's room.

It's quite expensive, often tens of thousands of 10,000+ or ​​even hundreds of thousands of one.

"Donkey bag?"

The woman immediately laughed at Su Ze's answer.

She knew that Su Ze must have never seen the big world, let alone this bag, but she really didn't expect Su Ze to say a name casually in order to save face.

"Do you know how much my bag costs?"

The woman sneered disdainfully, and then continued: "You have to work for at least three years before you can afford it, and you still don't eat or drink."

Now, she looked at Su Ze with naked disdain.

He almost pointed at Su Ze and scolded him for being poor.

……

Because there was no one in the coffee shop at this time, and this kind of place was relatively quiet, so they could hear the conversation between Su Ze and the woman very clearly.

and.

The woman probably intended to use this to humiliate Su Ze, and she deliberately spoke louder when she spoke.

"Grass, isn't it just a broken LV, what are you pretending to be!"

The posture suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Although he was not the one who was humiliated, he was thinking in another way.

If this kind of thing happened to him, he would have flipped the table a long time ago.

I don't know how Su Ze could bear it, and still chat with this woman for so long.

"LV's bags are indeed not cheap, but the one she took was a low-quality promotional model from the year before last. After LV's official apology statement, the price of that bag immediately dropped to 4000 yuan. I can't even find the one in my house. Where are you?" PDD said suddenly at this time, after all, there is someone in his family who likes to buy bags, so he also knows something about bags of this brand.

"Three 4000 yuan is not cheap. I am reluctant to buy such an expensive bag." Da Sima interrupted suddenly at this time. For him, 200 yuan for a barbecue meal is the sky-high price, and a bag that exceeds 300 yuan is a sky-high price. It's really a batch of picks!
"The main reason is that she is too good at pretending, why doesn't Su Ze slap her, get up and slap her!" Letme was a little anxious at this time, glanced at the barrage and said to the people in the live broadcast room: "I agree with KOz to slap her button 1. If you don’t agree, buckle your eyes.”

Of course, the people in the live broadcast room couldn't hear the conversation between Su Ze and the two of them.

But Naihe's posture explained the whole process, which made the people in the live broadcast room very clear about the whole process. After all, the woman not only talked, but also cooperated with various actions and demeanors. This made the people in the live broadcast room very angry. One by one, they are letting the gestures explode.

This is the rhythm of planning to come to offline gank!

"111111111"

"This woman is too good at pretending. A monthly salary of [-] is disgusting to other people's monthly salary of [-], and she is teaching others how to behave!"

"What's this called? This is called a Puxin girl. She's very ordinary but she's self-confident. She feels that her qualifications are invincible. She feels that she can join a wealthy family. In fact, a monthly income of 60.00 is enough to beat [-]% of the people in the country."

"Unfortunately, this woman chose the wrong person. Vampires are not easy to bully, and their live broadcast contract has an annual salary of several million!"

"Wait for the vampire to slap you in the face, this wave of pure urban drama!!"

The audience in the live broadcast room was very angry.

They all agreed that the woman was really putting on too much.

But they knew very clearly in their hearts that Su Ze would definitely go back later with a slap in the face.

So all of a sudden the sense of anticipation came up.

Seeing the rising popularity of the live broadcast room, watching the barrage in the live broadcast room crazily emerging, I couldn't help but smile: "Damn, I usually don't have so many people watching the live broadcast, how come there are so many blind dates in the live broadcast?" People??"

Very surprised, Zi Zi thought that he would forget about being a blind date anchor in the future.

……

"Aunt Chen didn't tell you about my conditions?"

The woman saw that Su Ze was a bit reticent, and suddenly felt like she wanted to make a bigger move.

She felt that Su Ze didn't take her seriously at all, so she was very upset.

What can a monthly salary of [-] pretend to be here? ?
He still pretends to be indifferent, who is he pretending to show?
"I didn't say that, but I didn't ask."

Su Ze shook his head and said.

"Ah!"

The woman snorted again, and then asked impatiently: "You don't have a house, and you drive a low-end car like Mazda. Although it looks good, what's the use of it? I don't know which car it is. Blind women hang out with men like you."

She was in a hurry. After this wave of laning, Su Ze, who was not good at anything, made her anxious.

In fact, Su Ze planned to add fuel and vinegar to himself, and then create opportunities for himself to act aggressively.

But what I didn't expect was that the other party didn't seem to need his embellishment at all.

The other party came here to humiliate him.

emmmmm, not bad, very good.

"I think that if we are together, we can work hard together in our future life. If you want to get rich overnight by getting married, then that's a pretty good idea. Poor people can't give you this opportunity. Rich people won't give you this opportunity." Su Ze was still so indifferent, the other party's verbal attack landed on him, like a fist landed on cotton, and it couldn't cause any harm at all.

And just after he said these words, the woman completely exploded!

Take advantage of the opportunity of marriage to get rich overnight...

This is too figurative.

And, isn't that what she's talking about?

Many times when you scold others for being ugly, whether they are angry or not has nothing to do with the way you scold them, but has to do with whether the other person is ugly or not.

"you!!"

The woman stood up suddenly, she was very angry, very angry.

From the moment she sat down, the man in front of her looked indifferent from beginning to end.

Why?
You are just a low-level person with a monthly income of more than 5000. How can you have such mysterious confidence? ?

"waste!"

The woman suddenly cursed, she couldn't hold it anymore, and quickly added: "You are such a useless man, I don't know where you have the confidence to sit here on a blind date, and you deserve to be single!"

been scolded!
Why was this scolded?
Su Ze was suddenly a little confused, he thought to himself that he didn't seem to say anything, why was he scolded?
"No, according to the normal rhythm, she shouldn't be scolded so quickly. Why did she stop pretending all of a sudden?" Su Ze was very puzzled. He was still thinking about how to pretend later. He even I feel like I have a pretty good pace.

I just don't know why the other party suddenly exploded.

Could it be that which link went wrong?
"My bag is worth 20 yuan, my necklace is worth 1 yuan, my shoes, my clothes, which one is not more than [-] yuan?"

The woman was so angry, she hated Su Ze's indifferent attitude very, very much, so she pointed at Su Ze: "You said that your monthly income is 5000 yuan, why are you sitting here on a blind date with me? What qualifications do you have? Hehe, trash."

Cool!
After the woman uttered these words, her heart suddenly felt refreshed.

She usually likes to swear like this on the Internet, especially when she sees that the other party is not good enough, she will subconsciously swear directly, and even attack people in various ways.

Originally, she didn't want to start scolding, after all, this is a blind date.

But helplessly, she couldn't gain any sense of superiority from Su Ze at all.

No matter what she said, Su Ze always had such an indifferent attitude.

This is really annoying!

Just like those hard-talking people on the Internet, it made her very angry and made her furious.

So she decided not to bear it anymore.

"Your street stalls should only add up to a hundred yuan, right?"

"Do you know why you don't have a girlfriend?"

"What kind of woman would be with a poor ghost like you?"

"Hehe, maybe you haven't realized what's wrong with you yet, it's better for people to be a little self-aware."

The woman is still going on, but Su Ze seems to be watching a show.

With coffee in hand, drinking while listening to her talk, it was like the calm before the storm.

At the same time, they immediately exploded with rage!
"Damn! What is she talking about here, my temper..."

The gesture made me want to stand up.

But he was quickly stopped by Da Sima: "Calm down, calm down, don't be impulsive!"

"Su Ze, he can really bear it, and I slapped him directly. This woman is too good at pretending. She looks like a flower. The foundation on her face can scratch the wall. Who gave it to her?" Does she have the courage to say such things, Liang Jingru?" Letme is also very angry, after all, this matter is very explosive in the explosion world, if it is not caught by Da Sima, he will definitely rush out to find the woman's theory theory.

PDD is much calmer: "Don't even think about it, that woman is a pure gold worshiper. Although she wears famous brands, they are all out of date, and her salary of [-] a month, how can she afford those famous brands? Where is the money? Anyone who comes here will understand.”

Gesture and Letme were caught by Da Sima, while PDD had a calm face, which made the audience in the live broadcast room unable to bear it, wishing to fly out from the screen of Gesture's mobile phone, and then rushed over to beat the woman Give me a beating.

"I thought this kind of thing only existed in the plot of novels. I didn't expect to see it in reality. Two thousand and five despise others for five thousand. Hehe, isn't this pure NT!"

"Slap her! Slap her! This is so unbearable!!"

"I earn [-] a month, this f*cking sense of substitution is too strong, damn it, slap her quickly!!"

"Hanged man help me go over and slap her, one slap and one super rocket!"

"Yes, yes, crowdfunding fan her!"

Ge Zi looked at the audience in the live broadcast room, so many were asking to slap that woman.

Of course he was very angry in his heart.

However, beating is not good after all...

But at this moment, a figure suddenly walked by.

"Why does this person look so familiar?"

Zi Zi subconsciously thought so, but because the figure walked too fast, he didn't see it clearly at once, let alone remember it, so he could only point the phone at the figure.

Letme and Da Sima also saw that figure at this time.

But none of them knew what that figure wanted to do.

……

"If you don't mind, my friend's company owes a security captain position. Although it's only more than 8000 yuan a month, it's much better than your monthly salary of 5000 yuan."

The woman was still aloof, and looked at Su Ze with disdain: "But, if you still like to be a poor ghost, but a waste, then I too..."

However, at this moment, before she finished speaking, a figure walked up to her.

Snapped! !

There was a loud slap.

The woman was almost thrown out by the slap, and suddenly her head was buzzing.

Seeing the woman slapped, Su Ze was stunned.

He thought that his emotions were already brewing, so it should be Lun Dao who pretended to be forceful.

They are so fucking ready to stand up, ready to fight back, ready to make this woman kneel and lick her.

Was slapped in the face by others? ?

Who the hell, ran out to grab the limelight at this time.

However, after Su Ze saw who was coming, he was even more surprised.

The person who did it was actually Zhou Suyi! !

"Why are you here?"

Su Ze was stunned. He looked around and saw that Da Sima and the others were also there.

At this time, Da Sima and the others all had the same expressions as him.

Everyone was stunned! !

"Who are you calling trash?"

Zhou Suyi didn't answer Su Ze, but stared at the woman with her eyes fixed on her, exuding a strong aura.

At this moment, Su Ze finally understood why people in the live broadcasting circle called her Sister Zhou.

This really has the taste of a big sister.

"You, you dare to hit me!!"

The woman's tears were all fanned out, she covered her face with one hand and pointed at Zhou Suyi with the other.

Seeing her action, Su Ze suddenly realized that this was simply a dangerous signal.

As expected, Zhou Suyi wanted to do something again.

"Hey don't stop, calm down, calm down!"

Su Ze quickly shot to stop it.

The slap just now was already very fierce, and the woman's face was reddened by the slap. If she continued to do this, the consequences would be disastrous.

After all, hitting someone with your hands is wrong.

"What are you doing here?" Zhou Suyi looked at Su Ze angrily.

"Blind date." Seeing her expression, Su Ze suddenly felt as if he had done something wrong, but after thinking about it, he was right!
"You're going on a blind date with something like this?"

Zhou Suyi pointed at the woman and said to Su Ze in a questioning tone.

"Forehead……"

Su Ze didn't know how to answer.

He actually didn't think it was a blind date, he just wanted to pretend to be Bobby.

But who thought it would be like this?

"What do you mean?"

Seeing Zhou Suyi's tone, the woman immediately wanted to refute something.

However, when Zhou Suyi raised her hand again, she immediately avoided it, and did not dare to continue speaking.

……

"Fuck! Zhou Suyi is too fierce, why is she here?"

The posture was stunned.

"Is this the goddess Zhou? This is so...a bit scary!"

Letme couldn't help but gasped.

"Although it's not very good to do it, but it looks so good to me!"

PDD said with a smile.

"It's not advisable to beat people, but... alas."

Da Sima felt that this beating was bad, but it was undeniable that he also felt very refreshed, after all, that woman was too much.

(End of this chapter)