Chapter 63
Jiang Lin came to the bathroom, looked in the mirror, looked at the big × and ○ on his left and right faces, and couldn't laugh or cry.
If it wasn't for the video recording last night, his first reaction might be that a thief broke into the house.
He used his mobile phone to take pictures of each side of his face and kept them as incriminating evidence, and then took a towel to clean them.
Opened the second-to-last drawer in the kitchen, and took a careful inventory.
Normally, he wouldn't count this at all, but now that he counted it carefully, he found that there were indeed a lot less cat strips, and the consumption rate was much faster than normal.
No wonder Jiang Lin always felt that the cat strips were eaten too fast, and Xiaobai, who has always been stingy, took the initiative to offer 100 yuan to buy cat strips for himself.
It turned out to be a guilty conscience.
Jiang Lin walked to a corner not far away, which was where Xiaobai meditated.
Although there is no sound in the video, Jiang Lin can guess from the posture of Xiaobai sitting quietly with his eyes closed in the video just by looking at it. This little guy must be meditating.
No wonder Jiang Lin always wondered why Xiaobai's spirituality was rising like a rocket some time ago, and asked Xiaobai but refused to tell.
Good guy, you have kept it from yourself for so long.
Finally, Jiang Lin came to the side of the bed and squatted down, turned on the light on the mobile phone, and lifted the sheets. The cat strip bags under the bed were almost piled up like a mountain, at least dozens of bags, accompanied by a stench.
Thinking of lying and sleeping on it every day, Jiang Lin couldn't help the black lines all over his face.
……
Xiaobai finally came to his senses, straightened his body and stretched long, his little paw subconsciously groped beside him, but found nothing.
Hey, where is my silly master?
Where did my stupid master go?
"Meow~~" Xiaobai didn't feel sleepy at all, so he yelled when he got up.
"Stop screaming, I'm here!" Jiang Lin said angrily.
Xiaobai turned his head and saw that Jiang Lin had moved a chair, sat on the opposite side of the bed, leaning against the chair, and was staring at him, and the look in his eyes made him feel that something was wrong.
"Meow meow meow~"
Xiaobai jumped off the bed, and suddenly saw, at Jiang Lin's feet, a package of cat strips that had been eaten and wiped clean. When he looked up, the writing on the owner's face was gone, and he immediately felt that something was wrong.
ah!Could something have happened?
Xiaobai decisively fled back to the bed, lying on the bed, pretending to yawn: "Meow~~( ̄ω ̄). z"
Jiang Lin sighed: "Don't pretend to be asleep, I know you must have had enough sleep."
Seeing that pretending to sleep won't work, then use nirvana!
"Meow~~('ω')"
"Meow~('ω')"
"Meow meow meow~~(*`ω*)"
Jiang Lin: ...
For such a split second, Jiang Lin really wanted to hug Xiaobai and masturbate him a few times.
It's a pity that there were too many cats and cats in the past few days, which made Jiang Lin's sage last longer, and he quickly resisted the urge to hug Xiaobai.
Jiang Lin was sitting upright, expressionless, and said, "Did you know? The same moves are ineffective against Saints!"
Ahhhhh!
How nasty!
It turned out to be invalid!
Xiaobai was so angry, he was taken aback suddenly, what is a Saint Seiya?
Jiang Lin sighed, and said persuasively: "Xiaobai, it's okay to make mistakes, but you can't know your mistakes and never correct them, and you can't know your mistakes and do it again..."
"I am not restricting your use of meditation, but I am afraid that you will overuse it. In fact, there is no need for you to hide it from me..."
"And these cat strips, I don't feel sorry for these cat strips, you can eat as much as you want, but it's wrong to litter, and it will pollute the environment..."
……
Xiaobai squatted on the bed obediently, muttering in his heart: It's started, the lecture session that the silly master loves the most has started again.
It was afraid of Jiang Lin's preaching, so it kept hiding it and dared not speak out.
Seeing that all the moves are not working well, Xiaobai had no choice but to accept his fate obediently. Based on his experience, since it started, it has to let the silly master say that it has a good time.
So Xiaobai didn't say a word, and sat obediently like a bell, his tail slowly swayed to the left and right in accordance with the rhythm of Jiang Lin's speech, which was quite in tune.
After talking for a while, Jiang Lin's mouth was a little dry when he talked about it. Seeing that Xiaobai hadn't said a word, he felt a little distressed, but it's not the time to feel distressed.
With a straight face, he made the final statement: "So, do you know you're wrong?"
"Meow~~" The little white chick nodded like pecking at rice.
Jiang Lin was suspicious, why did he always feel that Xiaobai was playing tricks on himself.
After talking for a long time, Jiang Lin also felt that it was almost done.
Doing graffiti on your face and meditating is fine, but you have to get rid of the bad habit of quietly throwing garbage under the bed.
I'm afraid it's not enough just to preach, but Xiaobai also needs to understand the consequences of his own mistakes.
So Jiang Lin squatted down, pointed to the bottom of the bed and said, "These packaging bags are piled up underneath, and many of them are stinky, and our broom can't reach that deep, so what are you going to do?"
Xiaobai opened his eyes wide, and thought to himself: No way, no way, I have to take them all out again, silly master, you can bear it!
One person and one cat stared at each other for a long time.
Jiang Lin didn't say a word, and stared at the little guy with a very serious expression. He is now in the sage time after stroking the cat, and his attitude of speaking can be tough.
After several minutes, Xiaobai was finally defeated.
"Meow~~(〒︿〒)"
Xiaobai obediently jumped out of bed and got under the bed.
After a while, Xiaobai came out again with a few leftover bags in his mouth.
Jiang Lin had already prepared a small garbage bag, opened the mouth and put it on the ground, waiting for Xiao Bai to put the bag of cat strips in it, and then got under the bed again.
Because there are too many accumulations, it takes a long time to go back and forth like this.
Jiang Lin just watched quietly from the side, seeing Xiaobai's busy way of getting in and out, actually felt a little distressed.
But he also knew that Xiaobai had to learn his lesson, so he couldn't help.
"If you are tired, take a rest and drink some water." Jiang Lin reminded softly.
Xiaobai put the few packaging bags he just took out into the garbage bag, raised his head and meowed, and continued to get under the bed without looking back.
The little guy is a little angry now.
Hmph, didn't you let me clean it myself? I don't drink water, I don't rest, I'm exhausted!
Seeing that Xiaobai was ignoring him, Jiang Lin shrugged his shoulders. It is impossible to be merciful, so he should cheer up Xiaobai twice from the side.
Facts have proved that although the workload is a little bit more, it is not enough to exhaust a cat to death.
After a while, there was nothing under the bed, and Jiang Lin got down and checked carefully.
Xiaobai lay on the floor angrily, wagging his tail, as if he was too tired to get up, but his steady and even breathing betrayed him.
Jiang Lin was amused in his heart, but he still had to praise when it was time to praise.
After all, Xiaobai did a good job, tidying up the bottom of the bed again.
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Lin came to the bathroom, looked in the mirror, looked at the big × and ○ on his left and right faces, and couldn't laugh or cry.
If it wasn't for the video recording last night, his first reaction might be that a thief broke into the house.
He used his mobile phone to take pictures of each side of his face and kept them as incriminating evidence, and then took a towel to clean them.
Opened the second-to-last drawer in the kitchen, and took a careful inventory.
Normally, he wouldn't count this at all, but now that he counted it carefully, he found that there were indeed a lot less cat strips, and the consumption rate was much faster than normal.
No wonder Jiang Lin always felt that the cat strips were eaten too fast, and Xiaobai, who has always been stingy, took the initiative to offer 100 yuan to buy cat strips for himself.
It turned out to be a guilty conscience.
Jiang Lin walked to a corner not far away, which was where Xiaobai meditated.
Although there is no sound in the video, Jiang Lin can guess from the posture of Xiaobai sitting quietly with his eyes closed in the video just by looking at it. This little guy must be meditating.
No wonder Jiang Lin always wondered why Xiaobai's spirituality was rising like a rocket some time ago, and asked Xiaobai but refused to tell.
Good guy, you have kept it from yourself for so long.
Finally, Jiang Lin came to the side of the bed and squatted down, turned on the light on the mobile phone, and lifted the sheets. The cat strip bags under the bed were almost piled up like a mountain, at least dozens of bags, accompanied by a stench.
Thinking of lying and sleeping on it every day, Jiang Lin couldn't help the black lines all over his face.
……
Xiaobai finally came to his senses, straightened his body and stretched long, his little paw subconsciously groped beside him, but found nothing.
Hey, where is my silly master?
Where did my stupid master go?
"Meow~~" Xiaobai didn't feel sleepy at all, so he yelled when he got up.
"Stop screaming, I'm here!" Jiang Lin said angrily.
Xiaobai turned his head and saw that Jiang Lin had moved a chair, sat on the opposite side of the bed, leaning against the chair, and was staring at him, and the look in his eyes made him feel that something was wrong.
"Meow meow meow~"
Xiaobai jumped off the bed, and suddenly saw, at Jiang Lin's feet, a package of cat strips that had been eaten and wiped clean. When he looked up, the writing on the owner's face was gone, and he immediately felt that something was wrong.
ah!Could something have happened?
Xiaobai decisively fled back to the bed, lying on the bed, pretending to yawn: "Meow~~( ̄ω ̄). z"
Jiang Lin sighed: "Don't pretend to be asleep, I know you must have had enough sleep."
Seeing that pretending to sleep won't work, then use nirvana!
"Meow~~('ω')"
"Meow~('ω')"
"Meow meow meow~~(*`ω*)"
Jiang Lin: ...
For such a split second, Jiang Lin really wanted to hug Xiaobai and masturbate him a few times.
It's a pity that there were too many cats and cats in the past few days, which made Jiang Lin's sage last longer, and he quickly resisted the urge to hug Xiaobai.
Jiang Lin was sitting upright, expressionless, and said, "Did you know? The same moves are ineffective against Saints!"
Ahhhhh!
How nasty!
It turned out to be invalid!
Xiaobai was so angry, he was taken aback suddenly, what is a Saint Seiya?
Jiang Lin sighed, and said persuasively: "Xiaobai, it's okay to make mistakes, but you can't know your mistakes and never correct them, and you can't know your mistakes and do it again..."
"I am not restricting your use of meditation, but I am afraid that you will overuse it. In fact, there is no need for you to hide it from me..."
"And these cat strips, I don't feel sorry for these cat strips, you can eat as much as you want, but it's wrong to litter, and it will pollute the environment..."
……
Xiaobai squatted on the bed obediently, muttering in his heart: It's started, the lecture session that the silly master loves the most has started again.
It was afraid of Jiang Lin's preaching, so it kept hiding it and dared not speak out.
Seeing that all the moves are not working well, Xiaobai had no choice but to accept his fate obediently. Based on his experience, since it started, it has to let the silly master say that it has a good time.
So Xiaobai didn't say a word, and sat obediently like a bell, his tail slowly swayed to the left and right in accordance with the rhythm of Jiang Lin's speech, which was quite in tune.
After talking for a while, Jiang Lin's mouth was a little dry when he talked about it. Seeing that Xiaobai hadn't said a word, he felt a little distressed, but it's not the time to feel distressed.
With a straight face, he made the final statement: "So, do you know you're wrong?"
"Meow~~" The little white chick nodded like pecking at rice.
Jiang Lin was suspicious, why did he always feel that Xiaobai was playing tricks on himself.
After talking for a long time, Jiang Lin also felt that it was almost done.
Doing graffiti on your face and meditating is fine, but you have to get rid of the bad habit of quietly throwing garbage under the bed.
I'm afraid it's not enough just to preach, but Xiaobai also needs to understand the consequences of his own mistakes.
So Jiang Lin squatted down, pointed to the bottom of the bed and said, "These packaging bags are piled up underneath, and many of them are stinky, and our broom can't reach that deep, so what are you going to do?"
Xiaobai opened his eyes wide, and thought to himself: No way, no way, I have to take them all out again, silly master, you can bear it!
One person and one cat stared at each other for a long time.
Jiang Lin didn't say a word, and stared at the little guy with a very serious expression. He is now in the sage time after stroking the cat, and his attitude of speaking can be tough.
After several minutes, Xiaobai was finally defeated.
"Meow~~(〒︿〒)"
Xiaobai obediently jumped out of bed and got under the bed.
After a while, Xiaobai came out again with a few leftover bags in his mouth.
Jiang Lin had already prepared a small garbage bag, opened the mouth and put it on the ground, waiting for Xiao Bai to put the bag of cat strips in it, and then got under the bed again.
Because there are too many accumulations, it takes a long time to go back and forth like this.
Jiang Lin just watched quietly from the side, seeing Xiaobai's busy way of getting in and out, actually felt a little distressed.
But he also knew that Xiaobai had to learn his lesson, so he couldn't help.
"If you are tired, take a rest and drink some water." Jiang Lin reminded softly.
Xiaobai put the few packaging bags he just took out into the garbage bag, raised his head and meowed, and continued to get under the bed without looking back.
The little guy is a little angry now.
Hmph, didn't you let me clean it myself? I don't drink water, I don't rest, I'm exhausted!
Seeing that Xiaobai was ignoring him, Jiang Lin shrugged his shoulders. It is impossible to be merciful, so he should cheer up Xiaobai twice from the side.
Facts have proved that although the workload is a little bit more, it is not enough to exhaust a cat to death.
After a while, there was nothing under the bed, and Jiang Lin got down and checked carefully.
Xiaobai lay on the floor angrily, wagging his tail, as if he was too tired to get up, but his steady and even breathing betrayed him.
Jiang Lin was amused in his heart, but he still had to praise when it was time to praise.
After all, Xiaobai did a good job, tidying up the bottom of the bed again.
(End of this chapter)
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