Chapter 72 If your hands are more dishonest, I will bite you
Jiang Lin didn't know what the two cats were talking about, and only thought Xiaobai was helping him teach Benben how to use the litter box.
He continued to persuade patiently, with a very gentle tone, trying to impress the little puppet with sincerity.
"Xiaobai, remember to translate for me." Jiang Lin thought that Xiaobai could be a good translator.
"Meow~~(*`ω*)" Xiaobai said no problem, everything is on me.
Then he turned around and continued to meow with Benben: "He asked me to help block your escape route, and then catch you."
"Meow! This man is scary!"
"Don't ah ah ah!!"
Benben was terrified, and all the hair on his body stood on end.
Xiaobai continued: "Can you wait for me to finish speaking first, I didn't say I would help him."
"Eh? You, will you help me, meow?"
"We are all meows, the cat wants to help the cat." Xiaobai was relieved, the stupid cat was finally willing to communicate with him.
"But, meow, you have been chasing me for a long time, you are also scary." Benben was still cautiously afraid.
"You are so stupid, I chased you to protect your cat." Xiaobai said seriously.
"Is it like this meow?"
"Yes Yes."
"Then let's run away quickly, I know there is a locker in the room, we can hide the cat there together!" Benben slightly relaxed his guard against Xiaobai, and meowed innocently.
Xiaobai was speechless, but he continued to fool around: "It's useless, this person is very cunning, he will be found wherever he hides."
"Ahhhhh!! What should I do, meow!" Benben cried out in panic again.
"If you are willing to listen to me, I can protect you from being buried by this person!"
"But meow..." Benben became suspicious again.
"The cat wants to help the cat." Xiaobai tried to persuade.
Benben raised his head and looked timidly, the cat in front of him was much bigger than himself, with snow-white hair, it looked harmless to humans and animals.
"Then, how do I do meow?" Benben decided to try.
"You follow me to learn how to use a cat litter box. As long as you can learn, I can protect you from being bullied by this person." Xiaobai went around a lot, and finally got to the point.
Xiaobai took two steps back, and climbed onto the litter box with his little paws, ready to demonstrate to Benben first.
"But, I can use it!"
noob:……
Xiaobai suddenly felt very tired, and felt that he would never love again.
If it wasn't for making money, it really wanted to go up and give this stupid a paw.
After being speechless for a long time, Xiaobai meowed with a sigh: "So you actually didn't use the litter box on purpose?"
"Yes, yes, because I discovered a secret. As long as I don't pee in the litter box, the owner will pay more attention to me. Am I very smart!" Benben was very proud.
Xiao Bai was dumbfounded, covering the cat's face with his paws, and couldn't bear to look directly at it.
It can no longer find the right words to complain about this idiot who thinks he is very smart.
the other side.
Jiang Lin was coaxing beside him, talking so dryly that he almost didn't go to the cat litter box to demonstrate in person.
But Benben not only ignored his meaning, but became even more fierce.
If Jiang Lin wanted to hug him directly, Benben would start to get angry, and he didn't dare to do it anymore, so he could only persuade him with kind words.
Persuasion for a long time, it seems to have no effect.
Jiang Lin winked at Xiaobai from time to time, asking him to help with the translation, but the translation didn't seem to work very well.
Xiaobai stood upright, laying his front paws on Jiang Lin's half-squatted knee, meowing.
It thinks it can't go on like this. It's not that Benben doesn't know how to use it. It's a waste of time to continue teaching it. It needs to let the stupid master know.
"What's the matter, Xiaobai?"
"Meow meow meow~"
Xiaobai blinked his cute eyes, trying to convey his thoughts with his eyes.
Jiang Lin pondered for a moment, then tentatively asked, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"
Xiao Bai couldn't help but raised his paw and slapped it on his knee.
Well, guessed wrong.
Jiang Lin scratched his head, it was a bit embarrassing for him.
He believed that Xiaobai had discovered something wrong and wanted to communicate with him.
After getting up and going back to the living room, Jiang Lin murmured to the two girls, "Maybe it's too late today, why don't I come over tomorrow and continue?"
He planned to communicate with Xiaobai through computer files after returning home.
Gu Xiaoyu was a little surprised: "Is it really so difficult?"
Jiang Lin glanced at Xiaobai, thought for a moment, and said, "It's not just a matter of going to the toilet. I think Benben has something in his mind, and he needs to prescribe the right medicine to make Benben willing to go to the litter box by himself."
Wang Man became nervous: "Is there something wrong with Benben, do you want to go to the hospital?"
"Not for the time being, I need to go back and study it carefully. Don't worry, we will come over again tomorrow morning at the latest. Anyway, we are close."
Wang Man's family should also have a computer, but Jiang Lin didn't want Xiaobai to show his keyboard typing ability in front of others, that would be too shocking.
Seeing Jiang Lin's resolute attitude, Wang Man was worried but there was nothing he could do.
On the way back, Gu Xiaoyu thought that Jiang Lin had something to hide, so he asked him directly.
It's a pity that Jiang Lin is also confused, he is more curious than Gu Xiaoyu.
After getting home.
Jiang Lin couldn't wait to turn on the computer and began to communicate with Xiaobai. With the ability to type on the keyboard, their communication was indeed much more convenient than using cards before.
Jiang Lin supported Xiaobai's soft body with both hands, allowing him to hang his two front paws completely in the air, bow left and right, and tap on the keyboard briskly.
Xiaobai has been using the keyboard for some time. Although he still can't be as fast as a human being, his proficiency has improved a lot compared to the beginning.
Xiaobai roughly described the problem of Xia Benben. This little puppet did not go to the toilet in the litter box on purpose at all, but wanted to use it to attract the owner's attention.
Jiang Lin said: "Then why don't you persuade it."
Xiaobai typing: No, you are too stupid, you don't listen to me at all.
Jiang Lin said again: "That Wang Man, oh, is the master of Benben, how do you usually treat Benben?"
Xiaobai typed again: Benben said that the master is very kind to him, giving him food and drink.
Jiang Lin muttered strangely: "Then why does Benben want to attract Wang Man's attention so much?"
Xiaobai continued to type on the keyboard: I don't know, he is so stupid and tired of communicating.
Jiang Lin nodded and said in relief: "You have worked hard today, and I probably know the situation. It seems that I have to understand the situation after tomorrow."
While meditating, he suddenly heard Xiaobai continue typing on the keyboard.
Jiang Lin thought the little guy had something to add, so he looked up.
Xiao Bai hummed and typed the last line: If your hands are not honest, I will bite you.
groping?
Jiang Lin looked down and understood.
He originally supported Xiaobai's body with both hands, but this soft body feels so good to the touch, it's hard to put it down.
So after groping, Jiang Lin's hands began to widen the range dishonestly, pinching the soles of the hind feet, pulling the tail twice, and then teasing the growing beard.
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Lin didn't know what the two cats were talking about, and only thought Xiaobai was helping him teach Benben how to use the litter box.
He continued to persuade patiently, with a very gentle tone, trying to impress the little puppet with sincerity.
"Xiaobai, remember to translate for me." Jiang Lin thought that Xiaobai could be a good translator.
"Meow~~(*`ω*)" Xiaobai said no problem, everything is on me.
Then he turned around and continued to meow with Benben: "He asked me to help block your escape route, and then catch you."
"Meow! This man is scary!"
"Don't ah ah ah!!"
Benben was terrified, and all the hair on his body stood on end.
Xiaobai continued: "Can you wait for me to finish speaking first, I didn't say I would help him."
"Eh? You, will you help me, meow?"
"We are all meows, the cat wants to help the cat." Xiaobai was relieved, the stupid cat was finally willing to communicate with him.
"But, meow, you have been chasing me for a long time, you are also scary." Benben was still cautiously afraid.
"You are so stupid, I chased you to protect your cat." Xiaobai said seriously.
"Is it like this meow?"
"Yes Yes."
"Then let's run away quickly, I know there is a locker in the room, we can hide the cat there together!" Benben slightly relaxed his guard against Xiaobai, and meowed innocently.
Xiaobai was speechless, but he continued to fool around: "It's useless, this person is very cunning, he will be found wherever he hides."
"Ahhhhh!! What should I do, meow!" Benben cried out in panic again.
"If you are willing to listen to me, I can protect you from being buried by this person!"
"But meow..." Benben became suspicious again.
"The cat wants to help the cat." Xiaobai tried to persuade.
Benben raised his head and looked timidly, the cat in front of him was much bigger than himself, with snow-white hair, it looked harmless to humans and animals.
"Then, how do I do meow?" Benben decided to try.
"You follow me to learn how to use a cat litter box. As long as you can learn, I can protect you from being bullied by this person." Xiaobai went around a lot, and finally got to the point.
Xiaobai took two steps back, and climbed onto the litter box with his little paws, ready to demonstrate to Benben first.
"But, I can use it!"
noob:……
Xiaobai suddenly felt very tired, and felt that he would never love again.
If it wasn't for making money, it really wanted to go up and give this stupid a paw.
After being speechless for a long time, Xiaobai meowed with a sigh: "So you actually didn't use the litter box on purpose?"
"Yes, yes, because I discovered a secret. As long as I don't pee in the litter box, the owner will pay more attention to me. Am I very smart!" Benben was very proud.
Xiao Bai was dumbfounded, covering the cat's face with his paws, and couldn't bear to look directly at it.
It can no longer find the right words to complain about this idiot who thinks he is very smart.
the other side.
Jiang Lin was coaxing beside him, talking so dryly that he almost didn't go to the cat litter box to demonstrate in person.
But Benben not only ignored his meaning, but became even more fierce.
If Jiang Lin wanted to hug him directly, Benben would start to get angry, and he didn't dare to do it anymore, so he could only persuade him with kind words.
Persuasion for a long time, it seems to have no effect.
Jiang Lin winked at Xiaobai from time to time, asking him to help with the translation, but the translation didn't seem to work very well.
Xiaobai stood upright, laying his front paws on Jiang Lin's half-squatted knee, meowing.
It thinks it can't go on like this. It's not that Benben doesn't know how to use it. It's a waste of time to continue teaching it. It needs to let the stupid master know.
"What's the matter, Xiaobai?"
"Meow meow meow~"
Xiaobai blinked his cute eyes, trying to convey his thoughts with his eyes.
Jiang Lin pondered for a moment, then tentatively asked, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"
Xiao Bai couldn't help but raised his paw and slapped it on his knee.
Well, guessed wrong.
Jiang Lin scratched his head, it was a bit embarrassing for him.
He believed that Xiaobai had discovered something wrong and wanted to communicate with him.
After getting up and going back to the living room, Jiang Lin murmured to the two girls, "Maybe it's too late today, why don't I come over tomorrow and continue?"
He planned to communicate with Xiaobai through computer files after returning home.
Gu Xiaoyu was a little surprised: "Is it really so difficult?"
Jiang Lin glanced at Xiaobai, thought for a moment, and said, "It's not just a matter of going to the toilet. I think Benben has something in his mind, and he needs to prescribe the right medicine to make Benben willing to go to the litter box by himself."
Wang Man became nervous: "Is there something wrong with Benben, do you want to go to the hospital?"
"Not for the time being, I need to go back and study it carefully. Don't worry, we will come over again tomorrow morning at the latest. Anyway, we are close."
Wang Man's family should also have a computer, but Jiang Lin didn't want Xiaobai to show his keyboard typing ability in front of others, that would be too shocking.
Seeing Jiang Lin's resolute attitude, Wang Man was worried but there was nothing he could do.
On the way back, Gu Xiaoyu thought that Jiang Lin had something to hide, so he asked him directly.
It's a pity that Jiang Lin is also confused, he is more curious than Gu Xiaoyu.
After getting home.
Jiang Lin couldn't wait to turn on the computer and began to communicate with Xiaobai. With the ability to type on the keyboard, their communication was indeed much more convenient than using cards before.
Jiang Lin supported Xiaobai's soft body with both hands, allowing him to hang his two front paws completely in the air, bow left and right, and tap on the keyboard briskly.
Xiaobai has been using the keyboard for some time. Although he still can't be as fast as a human being, his proficiency has improved a lot compared to the beginning.
Xiaobai roughly described the problem of Xia Benben. This little puppet did not go to the toilet in the litter box on purpose at all, but wanted to use it to attract the owner's attention.
Jiang Lin said: "Then why don't you persuade it."
Xiaobai typing: No, you are too stupid, you don't listen to me at all.
Jiang Lin said again: "That Wang Man, oh, is the master of Benben, how do you usually treat Benben?"
Xiaobai typed again: Benben said that the master is very kind to him, giving him food and drink.
Jiang Lin muttered strangely: "Then why does Benben want to attract Wang Man's attention so much?"
Xiaobai continued to type on the keyboard: I don't know, he is so stupid and tired of communicating.
Jiang Lin nodded and said in relief: "You have worked hard today, and I probably know the situation. It seems that I have to understand the situation after tomorrow."
While meditating, he suddenly heard Xiaobai continue typing on the keyboard.
Jiang Lin thought the little guy had something to add, so he looked up.
Xiao Bai hummed and typed the last line: If your hands are not honest, I will bite you.
groping?
Jiang Lin looked down and understood.
He originally supported Xiaobai's body with both hands, but this soft body feels so good to the touch, it's hard to put it down.
So after groping, Jiang Lin's hands began to widen the range dishonestly, pinching the soles of the hind feet, pulling the tail twice, and then teasing the growing beard.
(End of this chapter)
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