Invincible Haaland at the start

Chapter 15 Oh my God, Ram is going to be eaten raw again
Dante used a nasty foul and failed to stop Lin Yun. Instead, he screamed and fell to the ground. Without his restraint, Lin Yun was finally able to comfortably dribble the ball straight to the goal.

Only Neuer remained between him and the goal.

As far as Lin Yun's momentum at this moment is concerned, some people believe that he will blast Neuer into the goal in the next second, or just put his foot on the goalpost and overturn the goal.

Even Neuer himself was ready to be washed away by the bomb, but he didn't expect that Lin Yun just picked it lightly.

The football leaped high, drew a rainbow-like parabola, passed over Neuer's head, and slowly fell into the goal behind him.

Even though he is 180 meters tall, he wants to stab someone with an [-]cm fruit knife?

Not to mention the Bayern fans, even Nana and the domestic fans were toyed with joy by this contrast.

It's not like you play four or two thousand catties, brother...

Xiaoxin wants to cry but has no tears, he can only accept the fact that a rookie scored twice.

Once again, deep-sea torpedoes were detonated in the stands of the Emirates Stadium. After the muffled sound, water splashed everywhere on the sea.

"GOAL!!!!!! After getting rid of the defense of Lahm and Dante, Lin used a spoon to break through the gate guarded by Neuer! He scored twice in the Champions League for the first time! Such a genius has been in Lei Ding's youth team is unknown, and all the scouts in England should be hanged!"

"...Compared with the first goal, Lin Yun's second goal is quite easy and freehand. Of course, compared with the final result, the process of this attack is not easy, because Dante's defensive action It was quite nasty, it was an obvious move towards Lin Yun, but now Dante is still lying on the ground, and looks quite painful..."

The referee blew the whistle in his mouth and pointed his finger to the midpoint.

Van Buyten ran over and said indignantly: "Someone is injured, he should not continue to attack, it is immoral, this goal should be cancelled!"

It's okay if he didn't say anything. As soon as he said it, the referee immediately went to Dante who was still lying on the ground crying, and showed him a topaz card condescendingly.

Bayern couldn't believe their eyes, and Heynckes even threw out a German curse, but thinking of Dante's logging action just now, he couldn't find any excuses for a while.

Wenger put it on now. He just stood on the spot and applauded lightly, and then put his hands in his pockets coolly, looking like everything was a pediatric fart. The joy that was about to overflow the screen betrayed his mood completely.

Lin Yun fulfilled his mother's wish this time. He raised his right hand while trotting to the sidelines, and then stretched out his index finger to point high at the sky.

Others didn't pay attention to this ordinary celebration, but Hodgson, who didn't even notice that the small book fell to the ground, saw it and his eyes lit up.

Young people don't know that they are all too familiar with this old-fashioned celebration.

This is Alan Shearer's iconic celebration, and it is also the main celebration of Irving in the later period.

And these two were England's leading forwards in two periods.

So... This kid actually wants to join the Three Lions, right?
Yes yes yes sure yes right?
It's not that he doubts the appeal of the England team, it's just that there is never a shortage of guys in the football world who would rather go to a small football country to be a chicken head than to be a phoenix tail in a green country, and he is not sure what Lin Yun thinks.

He didn't even notice that the progress bar had been manually dragged past "Do you want to recruit him" and jumped directly to "Can you recruit him".

Don't want such a striker, who else do you want?
"Poor Dante, he used a suicidal defensive move and failed to stop Lin, but we understand 'suicidal defense' to mean trying to get sent off with obvious fouls. The kind of 'suicide' that was stopped, not the kind of suicide that didn't hurt the other party in the slightest, and even put yourself on a stretcher."

After Ram was buckled, Dante, who was injured, also successfully left his name in history.

The big fan groups have already exploded.

"I thought it was a jade-faced killer, but who knew it was a jade-faced King Kong!"

"Chinese Andy Lau's face, African Andy Lau's body?"

"Where's the GM? Come on! I want to report it! Somebody cheated, and FMD kicked the ball as soon as he played. Why is he still driving anti-armor?"

"Stealing chickens is not enough to describe Dante, right?"

"Uh, if you can't build it, you'll be trashed? If you can't steal the tower, you'll get the crystal demolished instead?"

Bayern inexplicably reduced staff, Heynckes could only make the first substitution, and Boateng replaced the injured Dante.

Although this goal was not counted as an assist by Wilshere, Lin Yun still thanked him emphatically. The small threat is quite self-aware. The ball just now was replaced by ordinary people. Most likely, nine times out of ten, just like Lin Yun Your talent turned the impossible into the possible, so I said very modestly that I didn't do anything, it's all because of your awesomeness.

Walcott had a taste.

The first goal was assisted by him, and it was much more difficult than this. Lin Yun didn't show anything, but now he thanked Wilshere for an ordinary pass?
Too much too much.

Lin Yun can't do anything else, but his ability to read words and expressions is first-class. Walcott's displeasure is all written on his face, and he can figure out why with his toenails.

But he still didn't say anything.

That's right, he is the little tiger in the CPU.

After accepting this product, I will have a bodyguard in the national team in the future. Although Walcott's size may even pose a problem for self-protection, he can't hold back his high status in the world, and he can barely be a junior.

Together with Wilshere, the left and right protectors are assembled at once.

It has to be said that Lin Yun is already a little drifting... But one thing to say, you would be drifting too, and maybe even more so.

The game continues.

After the score was tied, the momentum of the two sides was obviously reversed, but Bayern adjusted quickly and stabilized the rhythm after only two or three rounds. The two teams came and went, and the first half ended quickly.

Almost all the commentators from various countries were discussing Lin Yun during the nonsense time between offenses.

Whether it's the barb completed on Lahm's head or the lob shot scored after hurting Dante, they will be the favorites for the best goal in this round of the Champions League, and Lin Yun, who scored the goal, is the only one in the front. The title of "first time" has already properly recommended him to be a favorite.

Not to mention off the court, even when they walked into the locker room, the Bayern players were curiously talking about this opponent who caught them off guard.

"Thomas (Müller) has the same running position, Arjen (Roben) has the same speed, and Mario (Gomez) has the same shooting skills?"

Hearing Alaba's description, Ram twitched the corner of his mouth inadvertently, but soon realized that this action didn't match his character design, so he quickly put it away.

The running position and speed still depend a little bit, but the shooting skills... are you sure that Gomez has this kind of shooting skills?

On the other hand, Lin Yun was naturally treated like a hero.

Before he got to the sidelines, the audience in the stands were already chanting his name frantically.

A clever ghost didn't know whether he stole the lipstick from his mother or the girl's ticket, so he temporarily wrote "11" on the back of his clothes. "11" also had "L.Yun" written on it, and he was frantically showing it to him Look, I guess they want Lin Yun to throw him his genuine jersey.

As soon as he reminded her, Lin Yun remembered that he had promised that little caddy to help her get Walcott's jersey.

Still thinking about how to speak, when I arrived at the door of the dressing room, I found that "Lucky Julie" was already waiting there eagerly.

A burly security guard shrugged at him, "I'm looking for you, I can't drive her away no matter what, if you ask, then I can take her out by force."

The others looked over immediately, with "bird" written in the left eye, and "beast" engraved in the right eyeball.

But Lin Yun pulled Walcott over, and then pushed towards Julie, "Your fans."

"No, no, no," Julie mutinied, "I'm your fan! I want your jersey!"

"No! You're not!" Lin Yun squeezed her cheeks hard, then quickly flashed into the dressing room, leaving the inexplicable Walcott to clean up the mess.

After Walcott finally used his signed jersey to deal with the little girl, Wenger soon came to the door of the dressing room, withdrew the smile from the corner of his mouth, forced a gloomy expression before walking in.

"Guys, I couldn't be happier with your first half, I mean...everyone."

"Forehead……"

It's okay if he didn't mention the last point, as soon as he said it, everyone knew that the old man was performing.

Why are you still "very dissatisfied" with two goals in your first game?
What a fool.

They who should cooperate with him in the performance could only choose not to see anything, and endured very hard.

After a bunch of talk skills, the old man started to adjust his tactics, but no matter how much he adjusted his tactical level, he couldn't make any adjustments. In the second half, everyone should play or how to play.

Before going on the pitch, Wenger beckoned again to let Lin Yun stay.

"What's the matter, boss?"

"Well done, boy, you've done more than I could have imagined, but I think you can do better... Well, you know what I mean?"

"You thought I could only do 5, but you didn't expect me to do 8, and now you expect me to do 10?"

"It doesn't seem impossible to understand it this way..." Wenger nodded. "To put it simply, I hope you can perform a hat-trick, not only for the team, but also for yourself."

"Actually, not only do I want to perform a hat-trick, but I also want to win four yuan, five yuan and six yuan..."

"Ha, then they'll kill you."

"Anyway, I don't want them to fall in love with me," Lin Yundao, "There is an old saying in China: Do your best, and let the destiny. It means to do your own thing well, and let the rest be arranged by God."

"Simple yet profound wisdom," Wenger nodded, "but I believe that even God will be on our side when we do our best."

"Then I can only hope that God will take care of me too," Lin Yun smiled, "For the sake of my half-English blood."

"God is enough to take care of you, try your best to do your best, boy, don't let your talent down."

"I will..." Lin Yun muttered and walked out of the locker room under the old man's admiring gaze, "For my shit-like talent."

At the beginning of the second half of the game, both sides played more cautiously and did not create many opportunities, which was far less intense than the first half.

The score was 2-2 in the first half. Anyone would have thought that the second half would be sparks hitting the earth, but the passion and energy of both sides seemed to be exhausted in the first 45 minutes. The number of times into the opponent's penalty area is not much.

Heynckes played a second card.

Robben went into battle and replaced Ribery, who was in mediocre form today.

Peter Pan's great reputation was achieved in the Premier League. Arsenal couldn't help feeling a little scared when they saw him play, but Wenger took a look at the bench and seemed to be unable to find any more awesome players. To fight against him, we can only hold back for the time being.

As soon as Robben came on the field, it was like a wolf in the Erha group, directly revitalizing Bayern's offense.

Strictly speaking, only Robben and Ribery are the superstars of the two teams combined. Unfortunately, Ribery has diarrhea today, and everyone failed to feel the dominance of the absolute superstar. Now Robben As soon as it came up, Arsenal's defense immediately became tense.

Not only were the four defenders in a hurry, but Wilshere, Arteta and Cazorla had to return to the defense with all their strength to survive.

Only Walcott, Poldowski and Lin Yun are left in the frontcourt.

This lineup is quite suitable for counter-defense. Unfortunately, Arsenal only have defense and no counter-attack. Their three guns are missing one of three. They can't do any entertainment. They can only be like three headless chickens. Scurrying in the frontcourt.

Lin Yun is essentially just a pie striker. Without the feeding in the midfield and backcourt, no matter how good he is, he is just a five-star chef who can't cook without rice.

Wenger off the field was still in the mood to wonder what would happen if Lin Yun was paired with a world-class midfielder, Bayern scored again.

After Robben's iconic cut inside, he pretended to hit the goal, but after deceiving Mertesacker, he suddenly made a diagonal pass.

After receiving the ball on the right side of the penalty area, Lahm, who came up with an assist, made a cross, and the football flew towards Arsenal's goal.

Szesny glanced at the path of the ball, and did not choose to attack out of caution.

The football landed behind the goal, exactly where Sarnia was. All the fans in the audience couldn't help but secretly heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that the crisis would be resolved soon. Who knew that the siege turned the siege into an assist...

"Roben made a breakthrough from the side, changed direction inside, passed to Ram, and Ram crossed! Unfortunately, no one responded, Sania made a big foot clearance... Hey? What's the situation? GOAL!!!!! Sani The football kicked by Yaya hit Mandzukic's calf, the football was deflected, and it was hoisted into the Arsenal gate strangely!"

"A low-level mistake! An unforgivable low-level mistake! Wenger also has to bear some responsibility for this ball. Sagna's performance today is not up to standard, but until now in the 75th minute, Wenger has not replaced him. It was the manager's negligence and dereliction of duty."

Several people from Bayern rushed to the sidelines, and the players on the bench also rushed out. A group of people celebrated wildly at the Emirates Stadium.

Sania lowered her head and spat hard, with a look of unwillingness.

"2-3, Arsenal are behind again, they need a hero now! Whoever he is, as long as he can kick that damned football into the German's goal, he is Arsenal's savior today!"

"In the history of Arsenal's Champions League campaign, only four teams can score their three goals in the away game, and now, Bayern Munich has become the fifth team! All thanks to Sagna..."

Lin Yun walked into the middle circle for the fourth time today, ready to serve.

At this time, Wenger seemed to have finally remembered that players can be substituted in a football match, so he quickly dispatched troops.

Cazor pulls off, Arshavin enters.

Arteta off, Rosicki on.

Exit Sarnia, enter Jangkinson.

"The 32-year-old Arshavin and the 33-year-old Rosicky are about to go into battle. Wenger chose an experienced veteran at the critical moment! An old family is like a treasure. I hope Arshavin and Rosicky can use their experience to help Arsenal. Out of the woods!"

The two veterans did play a role in stabilizing the morale of the army.

Although Rosicky's physical condition is not as good as when he was young, his methodical command in the backcourt magically stabilized Arsenal's defense.

Arshavin and Walcott tried to break through the line of defense through individual dribbling. Unfortunately, both Alaba and Ram were quite stable, and they failed again and again.

Time ticked by and the game was about to enter stoppage time.

Arshavin dribbles in again, but Alaba and Javi Martinez break the ball out of bounds, giving Arsenal a throw-in.

Heynckes quickly used up the last substitution.

Exit Cross, enter Gustavo.

This is a counter-substitution, but Heynckes is not only to delay time, but also to allow Kustavo, who has a stronger defensive ability, to stifle all accidents.

But the accident still came.

Wilshere threw the ball quickly, and Arshavin chested the ball and put it directly to Poldolski.

After Poldowski stepped on the ball, he quickly passed it out, looking for Lin Yun who had quietly gotten rid of Boateng's entanglement in front of him.

Boateng did not make Dante's mistake, and he followed Lin Yun as soon as he left his sight, but it was still half a step late.

Poldowski seized the gap of less than half a second and stuffed the ball in Lin Yun's direction.

The timing was just right, but it's a pity that the strength was too great...

Lin Yun stretched his feet to the limit but failed to touch the football rolling in front of him. Ram, who was always paying attention to him, immediately chased after him, preparing to kick the ball to Neuer in front of the goal.

"FXXK!"

The Great Britain rang out in the stands, and Wenger couldn't help but leaned back heavily with his upper body, with a look of "what the hell are you kicking" on his face.

Poldowski also smacked his lips in shame, and was about to give Lin Yun an apologetic gesture, but found that Lin Yun didn't seem to know that the ball was passed too far, and he quickly chased after Lahm.

He is a full three meters away from Lahm, and Lahm is only more than one meter away from the football.

No matter how you look at it, it is useless.

But many old fans still immediately thought of Lahm's glorious deeds.

In 08, the European Cup final, Lahm, Torres...

A magical premonition appeared in everyone's heart at the same time.

Could it be that Ram was going to be eaten raw again?
　Accepting everyone's opinions, Chapter 1 has been changed a little~~
　　
　
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