Two-dimensional: The goal is to heal the master

Chapter 164 Squad Leader and Dianming Congee
"Is this the school of Pochi-chan and the others? It looks very old-fashioned." Yizhi Hongxia and Yamada Ryo came to the school gate of Goto Ichisato and others together, looking at the principal statue not far from the gate Can't help but sigh with emotion.

Yamada Ryo's gaze was also on the headmaster's statue, but the question in his mind was—is that straw hat serious?

Looking at the straw hat on the principal's body and a big knife stuck on the ground, Ryo Yamada thinks that the people in Pochi-chan's school are very interesting, even if they are not interesting, they are very neat.

The following experience made her completely affirm what she had just thought.

"Hey! Hongxia! Let's go to this store and sit down?" Ryo Yamada pointed to the JOJO coffee shop not far away with bright eyes. At the entrance of the coffee shop, there was a statue of Katz thinking made of plastic templates and paint. , The welcoming staff at the door is also very different from other shops. It is a strong man in pink clothes, full of decorations, a lot of rouge on his face, and red lips that seem to bleed.

what is that! ?

Yidi knew that the dull hair on Hongxia's head followed her head to the side, her pupils trembling.

As a person who usually doesn't read comics, she can't understand why this strong man with a height of at least 1.8 meters and a weight of at least [-], with all his tendons, would dress up like this.

"Hey! Are the two ladies interested in coming to our store for a while? All customers who sit in the store can enjoy free tequila, although the tequila is just grape juice!" Daigo Ishida intertwined his voice, making his original rough voice weak, and warmly invited the two women.

Ichichi Hongxia: (_)
Yidizhi Hongxia felt numb at this moment, she didn't know what to say, she just stood there blankly.

"Grape juice is free?" Yamada Ryo's eyes lit up slightly, and he led Hongxia Yizhi into the store, found a place to sit down, and then observed the decoration in the store.

Every four desks are spread out into a table, and there are benches next to them. There should be three wooden boards with doubles behind them, standing in a strange posture, and there are many strange paper-cuts for doubles around.

At this time, Kosaka Kyosuke, who was dressed as the protagonist of JOJO's fourth part Dongfang Josuke, walked over with the steak head on his head. From the expression on his face, it can be seen that he was extremely resistant to what happened next, but he was in the back kitchen. Under the coercion of the squad leader in the position and the eyes of others, he was forced to compromise.

The waist is stretched out in front, the lower body is raised towards the back, one hand is on the hip, and the other hand is handing out the menu, "Here is the menu, you two can just order what you want to eat."

Having said that, Kyosuke Kosaka returned to his original state, picked up his notebook and silently waited for his order.

Daigo Ishida, who was standing at the door before, had already stepped forward and poured tequila (grape juice) for the two of them. Ryo Yamada didn't speak, but just looked at Hongxia Ijichi silently.

Recently, she has been so poor that she has no money at all, so that she is still hungry.

"Can this tequila be refilled indefinitely?" Yamada Ryo asked, without any sense of shame, she had already decided that if Hong Xia didn't order food, she would be here directly during the school festival these days, every day Drink grape juice every day until you are full.

Yidizhi Hongxia looked at the menu with blank eyes.

What is this Dianming porridge?
What the hell is this Dior brand bun?

And this Aberdeen tea...Although I haven't heard of these things, I always feel that these things are full of malice...

Gollum-!
The smell of food came from the direction of the back kitchen, which made Hongxia Yizhi, who hadn't eaten breakfast, feel hungry. She was melancholy for a long time on the menu, and finally ordered two pieces of Dianmei porridge and a tonkatsu sandwich.

"Noraki porridge and tonkatsu sandwich!" Kosaka Kyosuke yelled at the class monitor, and the class leader started immediately. He skillfully put on the chef's white hat, cut the tonkatsu with side dishes, and compacted the sandwich in one go. It only took 5 minutes Then he made the sandwiches and brought them to the table together with two bowls of Dianming porridge.

"The pork chop sandwich and Dianming porridge you ordered." The squad leader smiled at the two girls who in his opinion were more handsome than class girls, trying to leave a good impression on each other.

"That... what is this black box?" Yidizhi Hongxia looked at the black paste-like object in the box with a chill, and couldn't help asking.

"This is concentrated meat jelly, and there are a lot of sauces in it. You only need to stir it in a bowl to make this bowl of vegetarian porridge have a meaty taste. It is a proud work that I have thought about in the past ten days!" The monitor raised his hand. He is serious about everything, he racked his brains to imitate Dianming Porridge to come up with such a genius idea.

"Oh~ so that's the case?" Yidizhi Hongxia smiled awkwardly but politely, she felt that she would rather eat vegetarian porridge than join this strange-looking jelly.

On the other hand, Ryo Yamada didn't have so many worries. He consciously picked up a bowl of porridge and poured the jelly into it and stirred it slowly. The porridge that was originally white turned into a jet black after adding soy sauce, with a faint smell of meat. .

Hungry Yamada Ryo didn't have any worries and directly scooped a spoonful of porridge into his mouth with a spoon. The faint meaty aroma made Yamada Ryo feel that he was not eating vegetarian porridge but a pot of pork knuckle porridge, star anise and other spices that had been boiled for hours. The aroma spread to her taste buds and her cooking speed increased sharply again, and she finished the bowl of porridge in less than a minute.

"Not bad!" Yamada Ryo gave positive comments to the squad leader's Norimei porridge, and then ate the pork chop sandwich like a starved ghost reincarnated. After eating the actual meat, Yamada Ryo, who hadn't eaten much meat for a month, was so moved that he almost shed tears tears.

"This is the most delicious meal I've eaten this month!" After finishing Ryo Yamada's words, she wiped her mouth gracefully, as if she wasn't the one who was reincarnated like a starving ghost just now.

Is it really so delicious?

After eating two mouthfuls of vegetarian porridge, Yidi Zhihong Xia's eyes switched repeatedly between the black aspic and the vegetarian porridge, and finally cut off the ordinary aspic with a spoon and put it in a bowl for stirring.

I don't know if it's an illusion or what, but just putting in half of the aspic seems to be more disgusting than putting the whole aspic in it.

Yidizhi Hongxia took a tentative bite with her eyes closed with resistance in her heart, and then her eyes lit up slightly, the taste seemed really good.

Seeing the two beautiful girls admire his cooking skills, the squad leader is in high spirits, the man who can cook is the most popular among girls, his mother really didn't lie to him!

The squad leader feels that it is worthwhile for him to learn to take over the meals and housework at home since junior high school!

It's just that he was very sorry that Ryo Yamada and Hongxia Yizhizhi didn't try to add him as friends in the end, but left after paying the money.

"Squad leader, you didn't show up when you were supposed to, no wonder you haven't found a date yet!" Kyosuke Kosaka said, clutching his sprained waist.

"Do you have a partner? Do you have a partner?" The squad leader mocked unceremoniously.

"Hey! I have!"

"Come here, lift this person up and cut down the big tree!"

"Yes!" The boys shouted, and then the boys in different clothes lifted the boy dressed as Dior, spread his legs and bumped him towards the pillar not far away.

(End of this chapter)