Two-dimensional: The goal is to heal the master
Chapter 193 1 Intestinal Harm and 3 Yins
Chapter 193 One Gut Harms Three Sages
In Xia Yu's classroom,
It is rare for Xia Yu to sit in class and have lunch with Kyosuke Kosaka, but it can be seen from his disgusted expression that it is not that he wants to eat with Kyosuke Kosaka, but that he was caught by Kyosuke Kosaka when he was running away from get out of class. Caught without success going to the light music classroom.
"So, what do you want me for?" Xia Yu looked impatient. Recently, his biological clock has been developed or disabled, and he will feel unwell if he doesn't drink a cup of black tea at noon.
"Actually, it's about my sister... You should know about the previous situation. My sister and her friend fell out because of the game... I want to ask you if there is any way to solve this problem." Kyosuke Kosaka hesitated Said his request.
"Oh, sister Ni's friend is that little black-haired girl, right?" Xia Yu raised his spirits and asked after eating two mouthfuls of rice.
"That's right, her name is Aragaki Ayase, she is a friend in my sister's class and a model." Kosaka Kyousuke nodded.
"So, this world has become strange." Xia Yu couldn't help sighing when he thought of Aragaki Ayase who had already become a popular model at the age of a junior high school student, and thought of Ai Hoshino whom he met a few days ago.
I don't know if Ai Hoshino can go on the two paths of being an idol and going to school at the same time. Being too greedy is doomed to get nothing, and I don't know if it is Xia Yu's illusion. I always feel that the child's three views seem to be a bit wrong normal.
"Xia Yu?" Kyosuke Kosaka saw that Xia Yu hadn't continued talking for a long time, and waved his hands in front of Xia Yu strangely.
"What's wrong?" Xia Yu came back to his senses.
"So, do you have any good ways to help solve this problem..." Kyosuke Kosaka sighed. He felt that this matter was quite difficult, and he couldn't think of any solution at all.
Xia Yu didn't respond directly, but frowned and thought about the information about the characters he still remembered.
Aragaki Ayase, Takasaka Kirino's classmate and friend, has bright black long hair, slender legs and clear voice, is a beautiful girl comparable to Kirino.
At the same time, he is also a clean freak who hates otaku. He has a cheerful personality, is kind to others, and is a little stubborn at the same time.The subjective consciousness is very strong, and it is easy to draw conclusions by oneself, because he discovered Kirino's otaku interest and once broke up with him, but with the help of Kirino's brother Kyosuke Kosaka, who did not hesitate to bear the name of pervert, he reconciled.
"Kyosuke, I think there is only one way to solve the problem in this situation." Xia Yu thought of a feasible solution in his mind and said with a very serious expression.
If he was willing to put down the sausage he was holding on the chopsticks, the feasibility might be greatly improved, but Kyosuke Kosaka, who had nowhere to go at this time, could only forcefully imagine Xia Yu's words.
"What should I do?" Kosaka Kyosuke asked.
"First of all, the first thing we have to do is to occupy the commanding heights."
"What commanding height?"
"The high ground of morality!"
"The high ground of morality?" Kyosuke Kosaka had a strange expression on his face. He really couldn't think of what his younger sister who likes to play pornography could do to stand on the high ground of morality.
"The moral high ground used to have a clear standard, but now it is different. With the help of the great power, the supreme boxer, the moral high ground has become blurred or magical."
"Only the morality that I recognize is the real morality, and only the justice that I recognize is the real justice. If we want to eliminate future troubles forever, we can only completely smash the three views of Aragaki Ayase and then reorganize them!"
Kyosuke Takasaka:! ! !
Kyosuke Kosaka said that although he didn't understand, he was shocked, his eyes were wide open, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "Isn't it good for us to do this?"
"Those who make big things don't stick to small details. If you think you can't do this job, then leave it to me, and I promise to solve it perfectly!" Xia Yu's face was full of confidence.
The opponent was just a junior high school student, and he was confident that he, a high school student with two lifetimes of experience, would be able to deal with it easily.
"Then I'll leave it to you." Kosaka Kyosuke sighed again as a compromise, "I'll treat you to the pork chop rice in the cafeteria after this matter is over."
"Hehe! Pork chop rice just wants to buy me. Are you joking with me?" Xia Yu dismissed it. If he used to be, he might readily agree, but now he has Qingshan Qihai who makes bento for him every day in different ways. , he no longer looks down on mere pork chop rice.
"Look at this little sausage. Originally, it could be fried directly, but the girl who helped me make the bento specially made it look like a little sausage! Be envious!"
Xia Yu held up the sausage with chopsticks to show off in front of Kosaka Kyousuke, because he wanted to show off and accidentally threw the sausage out. Seeing the sausage flying in mid-air, Xia Yu quickly stretched out his chopsticks to grab the sausage.
It's just that the moment his chopsticks touched the sausage, the sausage was thrown out of its shackles and flew due to excessive force.
Kosaka Kyousuke widened his eyes in shock when he witnessed this scene, subconsciously stood up and wanted to stretch out his chopsticks to try to intercept.
It's just that because the distance between the two tables was too close, he just stood up and fell to the ground in embarrassment because he bumped against the table and didn't stand still.
"Don't worry! I'll guard this place!" Ishida Daigo was very close to Xia Yu and Kosaka Kyosuke, and he was the first to react in such an emergency, lifting the lid of his lunch box and bending his feet slightly , raised his hands, trying to intercept.
The sausage landed on the lid of the bento box, and when everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the sausage bounced high and flew into the air again.
Ishida Daigo's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, as if he hadn't expected this situation, but time did not allow him to hesitate.
He grabbed the half-eaten bento box and jumped up and down, trying to catch the sausage.
"Go! Dawu!"
"Ishida, let us see your backbone!!!"
The boys around shouted excitedly, when an event experienced three similar scenes, the meaning of this event has changed.
While the boys were wondering if they could catch this round, they were wondering how many rounds they could last.
"Bento Box Ripple Sprint-!!!"
Daigo Ishida shouted loudly, and while jumping high, he clamped his hands on the sausage forcefully. The sausage was torn apart under the action of this huge force, half of it was locked in the box, and the other half was shot toward the ground.
And Ishida Daigo also tripped and fell to the ground because he didn't look carefully when he landed on his schoolbag and fell to the ground.
"Everyone, the physical education teacher is sick and Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka is here this afternoon..." Before the class leader finished speaking, he stepped on the half sausage, and the oil stains played a perfect role in lubrication. The class leader sat on the ground with a sliding shovel and covered himself in pain ass.
Xia Yu glanced at the three classmates who were lying on the ground, then at the two sausages on the ground and in the box, and silently closed his bento box, which was half full of sausages.
Killing three sages with one gut...it's so terrifying...
(End of this chapter)
In Xia Yu's classroom,
It is rare for Xia Yu to sit in class and have lunch with Kyosuke Kosaka, but it can be seen from his disgusted expression that it is not that he wants to eat with Kyosuke Kosaka, but that he was caught by Kyosuke Kosaka when he was running away from get out of class. Caught without success going to the light music classroom.
"So, what do you want me for?" Xia Yu looked impatient. Recently, his biological clock has been developed or disabled, and he will feel unwell if he doesn't drink a cup of black tea at noon.
"Actually, it's about my sister... You should know about the previous situation. My sister and her friend fell out because of the game... I want to ask you if there is any way to solve this problem." Kyosuke Kosaka hesitated Said his request.
"Oh, sister Ni's friend is that little black-haired girl, right?" Xia Yu raised his spirits and asked after eating two mouthfuls of rice.
"That's right, her name is Aragaki Ayase, she is a friend in my sister's class and a model." Kosaka Kyousuke nodded.
"So, this world has become strange." Xia Yu couldn't help sighing when he thought of Aragaki Ayase who had already become a popular model at the age of a junior high school student, and thought of Ai Hoshino whom he met a few days ago.
I don't know if Ai Hoshino can go on the two paths of being an idol and going to school at the same time. Being too greedy is doomed to get nothing, and I don't know if it is Xia Yu's illusion. I always feel that the child's three views seem to be a bit wrong normal.
"Xia Yu?" Kyosuke Kosaka saw that Xia Yu hadn't continued talking for a long time, and waved his hands in front of Xia Yu strangely.
"What's wrong?" Xia Yu came back to his senses.
"So, do you have any good ways to help solve this problem..." Kyosuke Kosaka sighed. He felt that this matter was quite difficult, and he couldn't think of any solution at all.
Xia Yu didn't respond directly, but frowned and thought about the information about the characters he still remembered.
Aragaki Ayase, Takasaka Kirino's classmate and friend, has bright black long hair, slender legs and clear voice, is a beautiful girl comparable to Kirino.
At the same time, he is also a clean freak who hates otaku. He has a cheerful personality, is kind to others, and is a little stubborn at the same time.The subjective consciousness is very strong, and it is easy to draw conclusions by oneself, because he discovered Kirino's otaku interest and once broke up with him, but with the help of Kirino's brother Kyosuke Kosaka, who did not hesitate to bear the name of pervert, he reconciled.
"Kyosuke, I think there is only one way to solve the problem in this situation." Xia Yu thought of a feasible solution in his mind and said with a very serious expression.
If he was willing to put down the sausage he was holding on the chopsticks, the feasibility might be greatly improved, but Kyosuke Kosaka, who had nowhere to go at this time, could only forcefully imagine Xia Yu's words.
"What should I do?" Kosaka Kyosuke asked.
"First of all, the first thing we have to do is to occupy the commanding heights."
"What commanding height?"
"The high ground of morality!"
"The high ground of morality?" Kyosuke Kosaka had a strange expression on his face. He really couldn't think of what his younger sister who likes to play pornography could do to stand on the high ground of morality.
"The moral high ground used to have a clear standard, but now it is different. With the help of the great power, the supreme boxer, the moral high ground has become blurred or magical."
"Only the morality that I recognize is the real morality, and only the justice that I recognize is the real justice. If we want to eliminate future troubles forever, we can only completely smash the three views of Aragaki Ayase and then reorganize them!"
Kyosuke Takasaka:! ! !
Kyosuke Kosaka said that although he didn't understand, he was shocked, his eyes were wide open, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "Isn't it good for us to do this?"
"Those who make big things don't stick to small details. If you think you can't do this job, then leave it to me, and I promise to solve it perfectly!" Xia Yu's face was full of confidence.
The opponent was just a junior high school student, and he was confident that he, a high school student with two lifetimes of experience, would be able to deal with it easily.
"Then I'll leave it to you." Kosaka Kyosuke sighed again as a compromise, "I'll treat you to the pork chop rice in the cafeteria after this matter is over."
"Hehe! Pork chop rice just wants to buy me. Are you joking with me?" Xia Yu dismissed it. If he used to be, he might readily agree, but now he has Qingshan Qihai who makes bento for him every day in different ways. , he no longer looks down on mere pork chop rice.
"Look at this little sausage. Originally, it could be fried directly, but the girl who helped me make the bento specially made it look like a little sausage! Be envious!"
Xia Yu held up the sausage with chopsticks to show off in front of Kosaka Kyousuke, because he wanted to show off and accidentally threw the sausage out. Seeing the sausage flying in mid-air, Xia Yu quickly stretched out his chopsticks to grab the sausage.
It's just that the moment his chopsticks touched the sausage, the sausage was thrown out of its shackles and flew due to excessive force.
Kosaka Kyousuke widened his eyes in shock when he witnessed this scene, subconsciously stood up and wanted to stretch out his chopsticks to try to intercept.
It's just that because the distance between the two tables was too close, he just stood up and fell to the ground in embarrassment because he bumped against the table and didn't stand still.
"Don't worry! I'll guard this place!" Ishida Daigo was very close to Xia Yu and Kosaka Kyosuke, and he was the first to react in such an emergency, lifting the lid of his lunch box and bending his feet slightly , raised his hands, trying to intercept.
The sausage landed on the lid of the bento box, and when everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the sausage bounced high and flew into the air again.
Ishida Daigo's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, as if he hadn't expected this situation, but time did not allow him to hesitate.
He grabbed the half-eaten bento box and jumped up and down, trying to catch the sausage.
"Go! Dawu!"
"Ishida, let us see your backbone!!!"
The boys around shouted excitedly, when an event experienced three similar scenes, the meaning of this event has changed.
While the boys were wondering if they could catch this round, they were wondering how many rounds they could last.
"Bento Box Ripple Sprint-!!!"
Daigo Ishida shouted loudly, and while jumping high, he clamped his hands on the sausage forcefully. The sausage was torn apart under the action of this huge force, half of it was locked in the box, and the other half was shot toward the ground.
And Ishida Daigo also tripped and fell to the ground because he didn't look carefully when he landed on his schoolbag and fell to the ground.
"Everyone, the physical education teacher is sick and Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka is here this afternoon..." Before the class leader finished speaking, he stepped on the half sausage, and the oil stains played a perfect role in lubrication. The class leader sat on the ground with a sliding shovel and covered himself in pain ass.
Xia Yu glanced at the three classmates who were lying on the ground, then at the two sausages on the ground and in the box, and silently closed his bento box, which was half full of sausages.
Killing three sages with one gut...it's so terrifying...
(End of this chapter)
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