I'm really a military art school grass, don't laugh!

Chapter 237 The show begins! "Working Adventure"

At this time, in thousands of households everywhere......

Shen Yi's home in Meng Province, "Hey come here come, old Shen, don't wash the dishes, Shen Yi's sketch is up!"

"Oh yeah, it's here so fast!"

In Kyoto, Wenwen, who has graduated and gradually grown into a big girl, put her arms around her parents' arms and said excitedly:

"Come on, wow, the male god in the Spring Festival Gala is so handsome! He's so handsome!"

In Hunan Province, He Jiong, who had just toasted a glass of wine with relatives at home, quit the fiery dinner, walked to the living room and silently amplified the TV sound by two bars.

In Shanghai, there is no "Shen Yi Talk Show" during the Spring Festival. Fans who came to the Spring Festival Gala are helpless...

Even Shen Yi himself didn't fully know how many people had expectations for the Spring Festival Gala because of his program, there was no way to calculate this, and he didn't intend to go into it.

Because of the great pressure, even his mentality sometimes can't bear it after thinking about it.

All he can do is put all his emotions into the character and the plot the moment he steps onto the stage.

"Oh, you said that this old lady looks very energetic."

Seeing Zhao Lirong walking over from a distance with a plastic woven bag on his back, Shen Yi said in a frivolous tone while rubbing the emerald green finger wrench in his hand.

"I think I was the platoon leader of the militia back then!" Zhao Lirong stood upright with a confident face.

"Hey, it's interesting. Would you like to work in our Queen Mother's Restaurant? First let's say yes, don't look at the five social insurances and one housing fund for working in our Queen Mother's Restaurant, no labor contract, no statutory holidays, and no overtime compensation, but we have The employees' requirements are not low!" Shen Yi said with a smile.

The old lady smiled and said: "I don't understand the money you mentioned, and I don't want it. Don't worry, I am very willing to come to work with you. You don't know that our village is also rich now, and we don't want it. I want to open a big restaurant and develop tourism resources, I come to work here not to make money, but to learn the advanced experience of big restaurants in the city!"

"Oh... don't want money?" Shen Yi asked with bright eyes.

"No! As long as you give me a place to live, you can take care of my food!" Zhao Lirong affirmed.

Shen Yi said with satisfaction: "Okay! Otherwise, you have been a militiaman, you are a comrade with a high level of awareness, and you can be a superior person only when you endure hardships. Don't worry, as long as you work hard, I will definitely have a bright future." future!"

"There is no five social insurance and one housing fund, no labor contracts, no statutory holidays, and no overtime compensation, but our requirements for employees are not low."

"If the workers work hard, the boss has a bright future."

In view of the fact that the skit was out of date by about 20 years, Shen Yi naturally made a lot of lines in it to echo the times. In just a few sentences with the lines and burdens, the feeling of the unscrupulous boss has been fully revealed.

Ma Li wondered from the side: "General Manager, we didn't have an interview here, so you agree?"

"Nonsense, if there is a free part-time job, can you not do it! I just love this free job!" Shen Yi said happily.

"Okay, then let's go to work, shall we?" Zhao Lirong looked as if he was more than ten years younger when he was on the stage, regardless of his age and his sluggish appearance off stage.

Roll up both sleeves, pick up a big rag, and look like you are doing serious work.

"Wait.....a rag???"

"Hey? What are you taking???"

Shen Yi stopped the old lady and said nothing.

Zhao Lirong said: "The rag! It's big and soft, and it absorbs water. You can see that the table is very clean..."

Shen Yi raised his orchid finger in disdain, as if he didn't want to touch the rag at all, he lifted Zhao Lirong's sleeve and said, "Dede old lady! You can stop for a while and don't rush to work. The secretary asked the people behind to come out and open the old lady's eyes." !"

As soon as I finished speaking, the group of ladies dressed in Qing Dynasty cheongsams who went down before came up again.

Speaking of which, these people are all acquaintances, and they are the same group of girls who danced in Xinjiang that I met when I was performing "So Packaged" on Hunan Provincial TV Station.

All of them have thick eyebrows and big eyes, sweet appearance, slim waist and long legs.

"How about old lady, isn't it pretty?" Shen Yi stood beside everyone and said proudly.

"Okay, this girl is really handsome, and this cheongsam is also pretty, this is it... Hey, hey, your dishcloth is too small, come and exchange it for mine!"

The old lady is also a real person. The girl is shaking a bright red handkerchief in her hand, and she is looking at it. She is holding a big rag and wants to change it for him. The audience in the audience is also laughing together.

"Oh no...that's a handkerchief, not a dishcloth. These are their work clothes. I'll prepare yours, old lady!" Shen Yi patted Zhao Lirong's shoulder and laughed.

"I…………"

Zhao Lirong looked vaguely at the dress of the cheongsam lady and hesitated: "I don't have to dress like this???"

"Hahaha, of course it's not exactly the same." Shen Yi laughed.

"Oh, that's right! I said that if you dress like that, you won't be able to work!" Zhao Lirong said with relief.

"That's for sure, whoever is here will take the old lady down to change clothes." He even waved his finger and pointed to the leader of the cheongsam lady, and soon several people helped the old lady to go down the stage.

At this time, a phone ringing on the stage caught the attention of the audience.

Shen Yi was sitting in a chair drinking tea in a chic way, and the secretary naturally answered the phone.

"Hello, we are the Empress Dowager Restaurant!"

"Yes, tell him, we are now changing to the Empress Dowager's Restaurant!" Shen Yi said.

"Oh...the manager is on the phone of the Price Bureau, let's quote the vegetable price!" Ma Li turned back after listening to the phone for a while.

"The price is just... Mom, just say I'm not here!"

Shen Yi suddenly reacted and said anxiously.

Ma Li said loudly, "Oh, our manager said he's not here!"

"puff…………"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience froze for a moment and then burst out laughing.

Shen Yi glanced at Ma Li speechlessly, and quickly grabbed the phone:
"Idiot! You can't even tell a lie, look at me! Cough cough!"

Shen Yi coughed twice, and said in a coquettish voice: "Hey, I'm not here! He's not here. I'm his secretary,"

"You can rest assured that our vegetable prices are fair and reasonable, childlike, economical, and inexpensive. He will definitely call you when he comes back. Goodbye hahahahahaha~~~"

"Boom!"

Hanging up the phone vigorously, Shen Yi wiped off his cold sweat, looked at Ma Li and said seriously: "Remember! No one is allowed to answer this call today, you know?"

"I see." Ma Li nodded obediently.

"I'm always in a hurry with you guys every day, I can't do anything well! It's been a long time since I went there, let's see how the old lady is doing." Shen Yi said.

(End of this chapter)