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Chapter 1555 Do you know how I have lived these three hundred years?

In a remote town,

Lu Yan, who descended to earth, transformed into a wandering Taoist priest and began to consult people here.

But when he saw the child with a runny nose in front of him, he was dumbfounded.

Because if he guessed correctly, this was Tang Seng reincarnated by Jin Chanzi!

Well, it looks very healthy. Except for the little pearls that come with it and it's a little sloppy, it's all good!

"No, no, I have to leave. How can I be allowed to do this job of taking care of the children!"

Lu Yan turned around and left angrily. After seeing a fat monk on the roadside, Lu Yan immediately stepped forward and slapped him on the back of the head.

"Who dares to hit me?"

Turning around and looking at the person who slapped him, he saw that the monk immediately became furious, but in the next second he was stunned and said: "Why are you here, you disaster star?"

"What else do I want to ask you? Heaven sent me down to look at Monk Tang, why are you here!"

Staring at the fat monk in front of him, Lu Yan almost wanted to stab him to death with a knife.

"I'm guiding Jin Chanzi to grow!"

Looking at Lu Yan, the fat monk in front of him was adjusting the wig on his head.

"Good guy, it turns out that you are the nanny, so I will leave first. I will come back when Tang Monk grows up!"

With that said, Lu Yan planned to leave,

Seeing Lu Yan leaving immediately, the fat monk in front of him quickly shouted: "Hey, don't leave, I have something to do!"

"Don't mess with me, or I'll kill you!"

Picking up the butcher's knife from the stall next to him, Lu Yan gritted his teeth and looked at MC Guanyin.

He didn't like Buddhism in the first place, but now he was asked to look after Tang Monk. Lu Yan was already "compassionate" before sending him to the hands of monsters. How could he be asked to be a nanny now?

Seeing that Lu Yan didn't look like he was joking, Guanyin quickly said: "Put down the knife and say what you have to say!"

"Tang Monk, you will be responsible. When he grows up, I will return to heaven. We will not interfere with each other. He will go to learn scriptures and get credit for his achievements. I will do the soy sauce and earn public ethics. Everyone will not offend the river. How about it!"

Looking at Guanyin, Lu Yan put the knife to his throat and spoke,

"I think your idea is good, but put the knife down first, okay? This body is a mortal, has no power, and will really die!"

Looking at Lu Yan in fear, Guanyin couldn't help but take a half step back.

She finally managed to get this body, but it was really destroyed by Lu Yan. He had to look for it again. It was very troublesome!

"Zhiqu, I just like people like you!"

Turning around and leaving domineeringly, Lu Yan waved his robe and said, "Oh, Journey to the West to measure calamity, you should just play behind closed doors!"

Just after Lu Yan left, Guanyin squinted his eyes and said: "The catastrophe has not yet begun, how does he know, and the way of heaven?"

Seeing that the sky didn't seem to have changed, Guanyin immediately became vigilant, because Lu Yan didn't seem to be that simple!

Somewhere in Gaolaozhuang,

When Lu Yan found Zhu Bajie, he was still "escape" from the demon hunter in the mountains and forests.

Waving his hands to stop the demon hunters, Lu Yan cast a spell to make them leave.

Not long after, Zhu Bajie, who looked like a wild beast, stared at Lu Yan and roared immediately,

"Hey, hey, I know you're angry, but you should listen to what I have to say first!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie awkwardly, Lu Yan couldn't help but raise his hands.

But at this moment, Zhu Bajie rushed forward crazily, intending to kill Lu Yan.

"Hey, Zhu Bajie, are you going too far? We are all old friends, and you come up and want to kill me?"

Seeing Zhu Bajie's furious attack, Lu Yan couldn't help shouting,

But at this time, Zhu Bajie had lost his mind.

Because Lu Yan, that bastard, kicked him down to heaven and was reincarnated as a pig.

However, it was precisely because of the protection of destiny that Zhu Bajie escaped being hunted by humans. Only then did he start practicing and slowly regain his memory.

But in order not to hurt anyone, he could only hide in the mountains and forests.

He ran to Gao Laozhuang to be a prodigal son, but because of his intimacy, he exposed his true identity and was hunted down by the monster hunter.

The culprit of all this is Lu Yan, because this bastard promised to help him regain his memory. What happened? Until Zhu Bajie reached this point in his cultivation, he still hadn't seen Lu Yan come down to earth, "Don't come over here, it hurts when I hit someone, it hurts!"

Seeing Zhu Bajie rushing over regardless, Lu Yan quickly started to drink.

The next second, Lu Yan punched Zhu Bajie on the head.

With a roaring sound, Zhu Bajie turned into a cannonball and flew out, directly smashing a hill.

"Ouch, it hurts me so much, you bastard, you are a disaster star, you are going to kill me!"

Looking at Lu Yan angrily, Zhu Bajie immediately pointed at Lu Yan and cursed after he recovered.

But looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan couldn't help but say: "I told you, it hurts when I hit someone, and you still rush over!"

"You still have the nerve to say, three hundred years? Do you know how I spent these three hundred years?"

When he questioned Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie was frothing at the mouth and said, "I have been killed as a pig at least eighty times!"

"But your body is just a pig!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie in shock, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain,

"Oh, really? I forgot!"

Blinking, Zhu Bajie looked at Lu Yan, and then roared angrily: "That's not the point. The point is, how could you deceive me? We agreed to come down to earth to help me restore my memory, but it's been three hundred years!" I’ve recovered, what’s the use of you coming here!”

"I can help you lift the constraints of heaven and restore your mana!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan smiled.

"Really? If you can help me restore my mana, can I return to heaven?"

Looking at Lu Yan happily, he saw Zhu Bajie, who was very angry a second ago, licking his face and hugging his thigh the next moment.

"This won't work, because next, aren't you going to escort Tang Monk to the West to obtain scriptures?"

Squatting in the corner, Lu Yan picked up a piece of paper and started drawing.

Looking at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie frowned and said, "How do you know this? Guanyin said she only told me!"

"She only told you? Do you dare to believe the monk's words? She not only told you, but also told Sun Wukong and the demoted curtain general! The three of you are the protective umbrella of Monk Tang on his way to learn the scriptures in the future!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan couldn't help but complain,

But staring at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie wondered: "What is the purpose of obtaining scriptures?"

"This is a long story, so I won't say it anymore!"

In Zhu Bajie's confused eyes, Lu Yan laughed.

But looking at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie said, "You are really nothing!"

"Hey, can you tell right away that I'm not a thing? What a clever little guy!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie happily, Lu Yan then punched him in the face and said, "Asshole, who are you scolding!"

After a while, Zhu Bajie rubbed his cheeks with a bruised nose and a swollen face and said, "Then when can I return to heaven?"

"After you finish studying the scriptures and receive a seal in the West, you can return to heaven. But you have to be careful, because I feel that Monkey King may kill Tang Monk on the way!"

He touched his chin and spoke, while Lu Yan raised his eyebrows meaningfully.

But after hearing what Lu Yan said, Zhu Bajie turned around and said, "Can't I kill him first?"

"You? If you had this ability, you wouldn't have been able to run faster than me when Sun Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie with disdain, Lu Yan put his hand between his eyebrows and said, "Move your hands!"

"Crack!"

Red and black lightning filled the air, and the restriction sealing Zhu Bajie instantly shattered.

Standing up, Zhu Bajie felt that his immortal power was restored, and he immediately picked up the nine-tooth nail rake and roared: "Calamity Star, do you know how I have lived these three hundred years? I will kill you, you shameless guy."

A few minutes later, Zhu Bajie was seen lying on the ground crying: "Oooh, bastard, you are not a human being, you can even beat a pig!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie, Lu Yan kicked him on the butt and said, "Trash, you couldn't beat me back then, how can you do it now? Go away and cry, I'm going to have fun!"

After adjusting his robes and leaving, Lu Yan walked away gracefully.

(End of this chapter)