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Chapter 1572 The focus is a bit burnt, but it can still be used!

The desolate northwest plains,

In a cottage somewhere,

Lu Yan finally met the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, the leader of the village, the Supreme Treasure.

But the moment he saw him, Lu Yan understood why the copycat couldn't become bigger and stronger and achieve greater glory.

Take a look at this guy. He's either walking backwards with his hands or twiddling his beard all day long. He doesn't look like a gangster.

But compared to the Supreme Treasure, Lu Yan felt that this kind of life was closer to him.

Every day I either go out to rob or drink in the cottage. I feel so carefree.

Why do you want to be a god? This is not much more interesting than being a god!

One morning,

Just as Lu Yan was drinking leisurely, he saw Zhu Bajie running in and saying, "Oh no, disaster star, Spring Thirty Mother is here!"

"Haru Sanniang? What is she doing here?"

While eating melon seeds, Lu Yan threw them into his mouth with his backhand and asked curiously,

"I don't know! Who knows what she is here for? But I feel she has something to do with Tang Seng!"

Looking at Lu Yan seriously, Zhu Bajie said with a serious face,

But just after Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Lu Yan stared at him curiously and said, "Your mind is enlightened. Who told you!"

"Sha Monk! He went to lay an ambush first to see if he could steal a wave!"

Just when Zhu Bajie was smiling, Sha Seng came back with a bruised face and said, "Xingjun, why didn't you tell me that Chun Sanniang still has the magic weapon you gave her, and it looks like she was disfigured after being beaten! "

Looking at Sha Seng awkwardly, Lu Yan said sheepishly: "I forgot, I'm sorry! Wait, how did you come back?"

"Oh, Spring Thirty-nine Lady is here at the cottage, let's wash the soles of our feet and go out!"

Pointing to the door, I saw all the bandits lying on the ground at this moment, stretching out their feet.

Swallowing his saliva, Lu Yan couldn't help but said, "Now we're in trouble!"

"What's wrong, Xingjun? Do you have foot odor?"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Sha Seng asked,

"No, it's the words "Reverse the Qing Dynasty and Fu Ming Dynasty" written on my feet!"

After speaking seriously, Lu Yan couldn't help but show the soles of his feet.

But when they saw the words above, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were dumbfounded.

You old man wants to rebel against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty, why do you think you are a god?

After all, it’s time to laugh and make trouble, but you still have to go out and check the soles of your feet. After all, Spring Sansanniang’s method of dealing with bandits is no joke!

That's really money falling and people losing their lives!

Just when Lu Yan and others were showing off their soles, Chun Sanniang passed by Lu Yan and couldn't help but look at him and said: "You are so ugly, why do you want to be a bandit?"

"I became a bandit because I was ugly!"

Looking at Chun Sanniang awkwardly, Lu Yan couldn't help but explain,

Next time he transforms, he will definitely find a reference point, and he will choose the one playing basketball! It will never be so shabby again!

"Humph!"

Looking at Lu Yan with disdain, Chun Sanniang glanced around and left because she couldn't find anyone with three moles on the soles of their feet!

After getting up, Zhizunbao looked at Chun Sansanniang and said, "This girl is too much. She simply doesn't take the leader of the village seriously!"

"Yes, Village Leader, he even said I'm ugly!"

After speaking angrily, Lu Yan couldn't help but move forward.

But looking at Lu Yan, the bandits from all directions were stunned. Isn't it recognized that you are ugly?

"Let's go kill her tonight, first that one, then that one! Hey hey hey hey!"

Speaking excitedly, Zhizunbao couldn't help laughing wildly,

But looking at the Supreme Treasure, Lu Yan was speechless, because he seemed to be insane again.

Seeing the Supreme Treasure walking with both hands and falling directly into the deep pit next to it, the Second Master and others rushed to the rescue in a panic.

"Wow, if you expect them to deal with Chun Sanniang, wouldn't it be easier for Tang Monk to kill me!"

Looking at all this in shock, Lu Yan started to complain,

"I think it would be easier for Monk Tang to kill you than to kill Chun Sanniang!"

Just after Lu Yan finished speaking, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng answered in unison,

Under the night, just as Zhizunbao appeared with the bandit elites,

I saw people standing everywhere in the corridor outside the door.

Holding an ax in his hand, Lu Yan gritted his teeth and said, "I don't know what they think about using this to deal with Chun San Niang!" You know, Chun San Niang's body is a spider spirit with eight legs. of!

Otherwise, why would Lu Yan always like to pat her thigh?

Chun Sanniang: You finally told the truth!

"Xingjun, are we really going to have sex later?"

Looking at Lu Yan curiously, he saw Sha Seng next to him asking nervously,

If he regains his true form, he might be exposed.

"Isn't this nonsense? Of course it's soy sauce!"

Holding the ax in his hand tightly, Lu Yan slowly raised his hand and led his subordinates to retreat.

Don't be ridiculous. If you and Zhizunbao are going to fight Chun Sansanniang, you might as well expect Lu Yan to reveal your identity!

But just after Supreme Treasure went in with the ax on his back, he was driven out the next second.

They rushed in angrily. When everyone saw that Chun Sansanniang was not there, they immediately rushed to a building in a hurry.

But just as Zhizunbao rushed in, he came out the next second and said: "You two girls, have a good rest at night!"

"Two girls? What's going on?"

Looking blankly into the distance, while Zhu Bajie was picking his nose, Lu Yan covered his face and said, "Bai Jingjing is here too!"

"What, Bai Jingjing?"

Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but look at Sha Seng.

It's already difficult to deal with a spring girl, but now there's a Bai Jingjing. Isn't this nonsense?

Two days later, the evil-minded Supreme Treasure heard about the "invisibility" method, and immediately covered himself with white paper, planning to give them a cruel blow.

But after seeing how the second head of the family was dressed, Lu Yan was completely dumbfounded.

If he was really like them, Lu Yan felt that he had better die!

Strongly rejecting everyone's request, Lu Yan acted as a backup with Zhu Bajie and others.

Lu Yan was completely dumbfounded when he saw Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang still pretending to be crazy even though they had figured out the plans of several people, because they were clearly committing suicide!

Sure enough, the famous scene was born,

When a wave of wine spilled on Zhizunbao's waist, Lu Yan subconsciously clamped his legs.

Looking at Lu Yan, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were a little confused.

But at the next moment, the two of them took a breath of cold air.

"Wow!"

The candle that was blown away ignited the white paper, and instantly rolled up the scorching flame.

Gritting his teeth, Zhizunbao immediately lay on the ground and bit it with a wooden stick.

Stepping forward, the second master and others raised their feet and kicked them down violently.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Reaching out to grab the straw on the side, Zhizunbao wanted to scream but did not dare to make a sound. It was so miserable!

Looking at all this in stunned silence, Lu Yan subconsciously wiped his cold sweat and said, "These two bitches are so cruel!"

"Yeah, it's too cruel!"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng both nodded in agreement.

After a while, when the flames were "stepped" out, Lu Yan stepped forward and watched Chun Sansanniang and Bai Jingjing leave. He leaned down and said, "Gang leader, you are a bit scorched, but you can still use it." !”

These words were actually Lu Yan's words to comfort Zhizunbao. Because of this injury, let alone him, even if Hua Tuo and Bian Que came, they would have to shake their heads. It would be a pity to cut it off, but what about keeping it? It’s also a decoration!

After hearing Lu Yan's words, Zhizunbao shed tears silently, because he was gone!

(End of this chapter)