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Chapter 1763: Brothers in distress!

In a market in a small town somewhere, people were coming and going, it was so lively.

Squatting in the corner, Lu Yan was holding a bowl and said tremblingly: "Poor man, give me some charity! I haven't eaten in a few days, please!"

Passing by Lu Yan, a man glanced at him, then squatted down and said, "Are you hungry?"

"Ok!"

Nodding seriously, Lu Yan showed a muddy smile.

It's not that he dressed up so shabbily on purpose, but the TVs in the streets and alleys were full of "news" about them.

If he hadn't hidden it better, Lu Yan would have been carried up the mountain by the "Chaoyang Masses" before he even reached Shuzhong!

And if this was overseas, he might be able to pretend that he "doesn't eat beef", but at home, you have to eat it even if you don't!

If you take a picture of the rabbit's bricks, it really doesn't matter who you are!

"Come on, you're welcome, I just bought the steamed buns!"

Just when Lu Yan thought the man was here to make fun of him, he saw him running aside to buy more than twenty steamed buns and returning with a bottle of mineral water in his hand.

His eyes widened, while Lu Yan was dull.

Because this brother, he really gives you "food"!

"Come on, eat! If it's not enough, I'll buy it for you!"

Looking at Lu Yan with a smile on his face, the man looked at him with a smile.

But just then, Lu Yan realized that something was wrong with him, because he still had an earwire in his ear!

Looking at Lu Yan, the man smiled and said, "If you don't eat, I'll call the police! Wanted criminal."

"I!"

Looking at the man fiercely, Lu Yan picked up the steamed bun and took a bite.

Sitting in the command car,

Yuan Lang looked at Lu Yan eating the steamed buns and immediately laughed and said, "Hahaha, this kid has his day!"

Seeing Lu Yan first change his clothes and avoid positioning, Yuan Lang was very approving at first.

But now, seeing him squatting on the roadside, actually planning to go to Shuzhong by "begging", he immediately sent someone to prank him!

Eating the steamed buns one bite at a time, Lu Yan finished all the more than 20 buns in a short time.

With eyes wide open, this time it was the man and Yuan Lang's turn to be dumbfounded.

Because he really ate more than twenty steamed buns. This kid was reincarnated as a "starving ghost" in his previous life, right?

Looking at the man, Lu Yan quickly got up and walked towards the distance.

He knew that the other party had no intention of "reporting" him, but was just here to amuse him! Otherwise, he would have drank a bowl long ago!

However, after eating more than twenty steamed buns, he still felt a little unsatisfied in his stomach and said: "The flour in this steamed bun is not mixed well! It's not strong!"

However, just when Lu Yan was pretending to be a "beggar", Little Hubei also made the same choice.

But he couldn't eat as much as Lu Yan. Under Yuan Lang's "threat", he had to eat until he was full before leaving!

"No, no, I will never eat steamed buns again in my life!"

While holding on to the wall with difficulty, Xiao Hubei complained uncomfortably,

But just around the corner, two "beggars" met,

They looked at each other, Lu Yan looked at Xiao Hubei, and Xiao Hubei also looked at Lu Yan with a dull look on his face.

Just as the two of them were in tears, a loud roar came from the distance: "Wanted criminals, those two beggars are wanted criminals!"

As the voice sounded, Lu Yan quickly pointed to Xiao Hubei and said: "The wanted criminal is here, catch him! He is pretending to be a beggar!"

With eyes wide open, Xiao Hubei looked at Lu Yan, his eyes full of shock.

But just when he was about to curse, the figure running in the distance frightened him so much that he ran away quickly.

Seeing that most of the people were chasing after him, Lu Yan also took advantage of the chaos and ran away.

At this time, don't worry about "fellows meeting fellows", it's just a stab in the back!

"Lu Yan, you bastard, I remember you!"

Turning his head and roaring, Xiao Hubei roared at the crowd,

However, at this time, the constant sound of police sirens made him run faster.

After escaping the pursuit, Lu Yan went to an alley to wait for darkness and look for the "destined" person.

Because if he continues like this, let alone going to Shuzhong, whether he can successfully complete the "assessment" is still a question! After leisurely climbing up to a house, Lu Yan was about to find a place to sleep.

But at this moment, a roar came from the other side: "Where is the person? Tell me, where is the person you stole?"

"I didn't steal anyone, don't accuse me falsely. I've been married for so many years. When did I feel sorry for you?"

Just as the two were arguing fiercely, Lu Yan walked over from the roof curiously.

Then he squatted on it, took out peanuts and melon seeds from his pocket, and ate them.

Don't ask him why he can always bring out these two things, because if he doesn't bring them, would you be embarrassed to say that you are a "melon-eater"?

"Bah! Steal someone!"

He spoke with a look of disgust, while Lu Yan couldn't help but complain.

But the quarrel inside the house became more and more serious, and Lu Yan saw a man in underpants carefully climbing out from the edge of the window.

But just when he poked his head out, he saw Lu Yan eating sunflower seeds on the roof.

Their eyes met, and both of them were stunned for a while.

But at the next moment, the man quickly put his fingers in front of his mouth and said: "Shh, don't shout, I'll give you money!"

"Brother, you are so immoral!"

Looking at the man seriously, Lu Yan spoke quite righteously,

"Three thousand!"

But after hearing Lu Yan's words, the man quickly bid.

"Three thousand, do you think my conscience can be satisfied with three thousand yuan? You have to add more money!"

Looking at the man seriously, Lu Yan couldn't help but become determined.

Looking at Lu Yan, the man couldn't help but look back and said, "Five thousand!"

"Deal, where's the money?"

Looking at the man excitedly, Lu Yan didn't have to worry about travel expenses now.

"Come on, give me a hand and let me come first!"

Looking at Lu Yan squatting on his way forward, the man looked at him with a smile on his face.

But at this time, Lu Yan smiled and said, "You're kidding me, right? What if you come here and turn your back on me? Hand over the gold ring on your hand!"

Looking at the man, Lu Yan laughed.

"you!"

When Lu Yan said this, the man couldn't help but said, "This is worth more than ten thousand!"

"Here comes someone."

Just when Lu Yan was about to shout, the man quickly took off his gold ring and said, "Here, here, don't shout!"

Holding the gold ring in his hand, Lu Yan turned around and shouted: "Look, everyone, there is a thief wearing only underpants on the roof."

As Lu Yan's voice rang out, the surrounding residential buildings immediately turned on their lights.

Just when countless heads popped out, people were stunned for a moment.

Because there really is a "thief", and he is wearing underpants!

"Thief? Where is he?"

When the man opened the curtains of his house and saw him in the cold wind, he immediately grabbed his neck and said, "You bastard, you are a thief, aren't you! Let's see if I don't beat you to death today!"

With that said, he directly dragged the man in and beat him severely.

As the shrill sound echoed through the sky, Lu Yan leisurely cracked melon seeds and said, "Can you afford my morality? It is a priceless treasure!"

After jumping off the roof, Lu Yan quickly landed and said, "By the way, being beaten as a thief shouldn't matter!"

Thinking of this, Lu Yan immediately smiled knowingly!

Emotional problems are different from catching a thief!

Because no matter how it is considered, the homeowner is acting in self-defense.

As for why he wears underpants, isn't it because people like him?

Thief: Who likes to steal while wearing underpants? Ah, tell me!

(End of this chapter)