This star is too fierce

Chapter 370, It's not funny, you don't need money

The next day, reports about the Golden Melody Awards dominated the entertainment news in Inner Hong Kong and Taiwan.

[Without Zhou Jielun and Cai Yilin, the sales champions of Taiwan Province, the Golden Melody Awards are still star-studded! 】

[All the celebrities walked on the red carpet, fans were very excited to see their idols, Lu Bu and Yu Feihong were all over the audience! 】

[This year's Golden Melody Awards has the most "upsets", the most "dark horses", and the most "surprises"! 】

As for Lu Bu, the only representative of mainland singers, although only one award was recorded, he won the biggest award.

Being a king is a symbol of strength and status.

This is definitely going to be a wave.

[Since the 17th Golden Melody Awards, the first mainland singer was born! 】

[After six years of debut, the first music album has won one of the highest honors in the Chinese music scene, who can do it! 】

[The "King of Songs" and "Emperor of Vision" have been achieved, and the next goal is the "King of Movies"! 】

The popularity and topicality are here, but it's a pity that Lu Bu has no new songs, movies or TV series recently.

In addition to the award-winning reports, his private life has always been a topic that the media likes to make a fuss about.

As soon as the photo of "two people holding hands on the red carpet" was released, there were texts such as "Lu Yu loves the stone hammer", "A Fei backstabbed Li Xunhuan and took down Fairy Jinghong", "the two parties may have a secret marriage" and so on.

Although these stories are all made up by the media to gain attention, most of them are right.

If it weren't for the lack of real evidence, Lu Bu would have thought that he had been squatted by a paparazzi with great powers.

Facts have shown that his anti-detection ability is better, but he should not take it lightly.

In addition to his scandal with Yu Feihong, the scandal with Gao Yuanyuan and Jia Jingwen has also been reported.

Especially when the few of them are still staying in a hotel, this is even more worthy of gossip.

Fortunately, Luo Xiong had the foresight to remind the hotel to strengthen management to prevent the paparazzi from breaking in.

"When I miss you, you are in the sky, when I miss you, I am in front of my eyes, when I miss you, I am in my mind, when I miss you, I am in my heart..."

boom!
A pillow fell on Lu Bu, who was sitting beside the bed and getting dressed, and Yu Feihong who was woken up said angrily, "It's annoying, it's okay to make a fuss at night, but you have to make a fuss in the morning."

Lu Bu was not angry either. Last night everyone held a small celebration banquet in the hotel, and they went back to their rooms to rest in the early morning. He couldn't sleep well, so he sneaked into her room and had a hearty battle. Tossing her for two days was a bit too much, so he leaned over again, kissed her on the mouth, and said, "What breakfast do you want, I'll buy it for you."

Yu Feihong didn't even open his eyes, and said: "I don't want to eat, I want to sleep."

Lu Bu covered her with a blanket and said, "Okay, you sleep, I'm going to the crew."

He went back to his room to wash and change clothes, and asked Gao Yuanyuan and Jia Jingwen to go out for breakfast together.

Then, head to the set.

The launching ceremony of "The Sheep-herding Star" was held briefly, and the key point was to communicate with the media reporters present so that they would have materials to report.

Propaganda and momentum start from the establishment of the project, and each stage has to show its presence in front of the public.

However, due to the addition of Lu Bu, Gao Yuanyuan and Jia Jingwen, the cost of this drama has increased a lot, so every link must be the best to improve the overall quality.

"Lu Bu, how did you feel when you won the King of Songs last night?"

"Lu Bu, can you respond to your relationship with Yu Feihong?"

"Lu Bu, how does it feel to cooperate with Gao Yuanyuan and Jia Jingwen again?"

As always, media reporters asked the most interesting questions, and Lu Bu answered selectively as always.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Luo Xiong came over to make a final speech, thanking all those present, and ended the opening ceremony.

Then, a group of people went to the set and started filming.

The director of this drama is Chen Mingzhang, a native director of Baodao Province. He directed his first TV series "MVP Lover" in 2002 and the romantic drama "Prince Turns into a Frog" in 2005. He has quite experience in shooting idol dramas.

The male number two is Singaporean Chinese actor William Li, who was born as a model. In 2000, he participated in the Mr. Singapore male model selection contest and won the final champion. In 2001, he represented Singapore in the Mr. World Supermodel Contest and won the final champion and the best figure award.

His awards are many, and they are international. Compared with Lu Buzhan, whether it is appearance, figure, or temperament, they are all completely crushed.

The third male number is Li Wei, who debuted in the group and has acted in the TV series "Kiss of the Toast Man" and the movie "Deep Sea".

It belongs to those with relatively cheap pay, but with good looks and acting skills.

Money should be spent, and the province should also be saved.

The shooting plan for the first day was completed very smoothly.

There are no newcomers, Lu Bu, Gao Yuanyuan and Jia Jingwen are old partners again, and they cooperate very well.

In addition, this is an idol drama, and it is more about daily life, so it will be much easier to shoot.

During dinner, Luo Xiong said to Yu Feihong: "Xiao Yu, I'll go back to Hengdian tomorrow and continue with the crew of "Legend of Sword and Fairy 3". I'll leave "Stars Herding Sheep" to you."

Lu Bu was a little surprised when he heard this. At first, Feihong Yu came here only to participate in the Golden Melody Awards, and had no plan to follow the group.

Yu Feihong glanced at Lu Bu's face, then turned to Luo Xiong and said, "Brother Luo, don't worry, I'm here."

When Gao Yuanyuan heard the news, she didn't react very much. She and Yu Feihong had met each other frankly and became intimate. There was no longer any embarrassment or jealousy in getting along.

Jia Jingwen's expression was calm as usual, but her heart was full of mixed feelings and chaos. With Yu Feihong around, it was like adding an additional hurdle, making it even more difficult to find Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was happy, he was not afraid of being stared at by Yu Feihong, besides, Yu Feihong expressed his opinion on Jia Jingwen's matter that day, and he would not stop him, nor would he be angry, where can he find such a big wife?Don't pamper her well.

However, this matter is easy to "think", but difficult to "implement".

Throughout June, they focused on filming.

Lu Bu occasionally pays attention to the TV market and the film market.

On the TV side, there are no major dramas that choose to start broadcasting at this point in time, and major TV stations are either rebroadcasting old dramas or broadcasting small dramas.

The big drama has to be produced by Youyi Brothers, produced by Zhang Jizhong, starring Huang Xiaoming, Zhong Hanliang, and Liu Yifei; produced by Mengjiang Studio, supervised by Luo Xiong, starring Hu Jin, Tong Yaya, Liu Shishi, and Tang Tang in "Sword and Fairy" "Biography 3"; "Soldier Assault" co-produced by Bayi Film Studio and Mengjiang Studio, directed by Kang Honglei, starring Wang Baoqiang, Zhang Yi, and Duan Yihong; "Full House" starring Lu Bu and Song Hye Kyo, co-produced by China and South Korea.

These dramas are strong contenders for the annual ratings championship. Currently, the highest rating is "Country Love" with 11.34%, the second is "Wulin Biography" with 10.9%, and the third is "Qiao Family Courtyard" with 9.5% .

Lu Bu is optimistic about Immortal Sword 3, with Immortal Sword 1 as the base, the upper limit is very high, while Deer and Cauldron and Soldier Assault are about the same, full of unknowns, they may explode, or they may rush. The most unpredictable thing is Full House. He starred in a guaranteed rating of 8%, but this is his first idol drama, the key is still a Korean drama, I don't know if the audience will accept and like it.

The TV drama competition at the end of the year was full of strong players, and it was full of excitement.

As for the "fire" with this summer are all kinds of TV talent shows that are blooming everywhere and surging, among which "Super Girl", "Dream China", "Come on, good man", "My Type My Show", "Absolute Singing" "Sound" is the most popular.

When Lu Bu went to Supergirl as a judge, he created the second highest ratings after the finals, so that all major programs followed suit and came to ask him to be a judge and guest.

The appearance fee was not low, but after he went there once, he felt that it was not interesting, and because of the schedule problem, he refused all of them.

And a while ago, being crowned king at the Golden Melody Awards aroused the desire of these program groups and sent out invitations again, but the result has not changed.

During this period, Lu Bu sang a song, the Chinese version of the theme song of "Full House" "Destiny (Sha La La)".

The producer personally went to Taipei to find him, showing his sincerity.

He has a profit share for this show, so it should be done to cooperate with the promotion.

And "Full House" focuses on the Chinese and Korean markets, so there are many versions of this song. The Korean male version is sung by Lee Kyung-sub, and the Korean female and Chinese female versions are sung by Song Hye Kyo.

Like the TV market, the film market is also deserted at this point in time.

Only at the end of the month did a small-cost movie "Crazy Stone" with an investment of 500 million yuan be released.

As a film invested by the fierce general studio, Lu Bu naturally wanted to support it, and he even reserved the show to invite the entire crew of "The Sheep Herding Star" to watch.

However, only a pitiful 3% of films are scheduled in Taiwan.

Fortunately, they are in Taipei, the largest city, and there are one or two games a day. If they are in a small city, there will be none.

It's normal, although the investors are Andy Lau's company and Lu Bu's studio, but the director and actors are not well-known, the attention itself is not high, and the industry and outsiders are not optimistic.

"What's wrong?" Lu Bu went to buy the popcorn and drinks necessary for watching the movie and came back, seeing Yu Feihong worried.

"Just now I went to the ticket counter to ask. Of the two games scheduled today, except for the one we reserved, only eleven tickets were sold for the other one, and the attendance rate was less than one-fifth." Feihong Yu sighed road.

"Don't worry, the main market is the mainland, and Xiangjiang and Baodao provinces can be ignored." Lu Bu comforted.

"Sister Yu, this is the first day of the show." Gao Yuanyuan took her arm and said.

"Low-budget movies and other word-of-mouth fermented, will gradually increase the lineup." Jia Jingwen followed.

"I hope." 200 million is not a lot, and this movie is an investment that Yu Feihong found, so it must be hard to lose money.

Arrive at the point, check in the ticket, enter the venue, and the movie starts.

The origin of the story A "stone", to be precise, is a piece of emerald dug out of the toilet, and it tells the story of a group of people who are crazy about this stone.

A factory that could not pay wages for eight months was forced to sell the factory and demolish it. During the demolition process, a piece of valuable jadeite was dug out from the toilet. In order to keep the factory site, the factory manager decided to use this piece of jadeite to open an exhibition to earn some money. Qian, the preparations for the exhibition began, and the characters explained by the cross montage also appeared one after another.

First of all, "Bao Shihong", a factory worker who had attended a police academy and studied criminal investigation, played by Guo Yu, came to serve as the chief of the security department and led a group of people to arrange the venue.

The other wave is dedicated to buying this land. The real estate boss "Feng Dong" played by Xu Zheng and the secretary "Four Eyes" played by Wang Xun invited the international thief Mike to help them steal this emerald. Buy this land early.

There is also a wave of three thieves who specialize in cheating, abducting, smashing and stealing. The eldest brother "Brother Dao" played by Liu Hua, the younger brother "Hei Pi" played by Huang Bo, and the younger brother "Xiaojun" played by Yue Xiaojun.

Finally, there is a character who connects the chief of the security department and the thieves, that is, the factory director's unbelievable son "Xie Xiaomeng", who cheats and abducts his father all day long and asks his father for money.

Then, the story developed by coincidence like this.

[Mike, who took over the task of stealing the emerald, was dressed in a cool outfit, wearing black sunglasses, and carrying a black suitcase, and appeared in the crowd at the airport.

Hei Pi suddenly covered his eyes from behind: "Who do you think I am?"

Mike: "Sir, you have the wrong person."

At this time, Brother Dao and Xiaojun quickly picked up the suitcase that Mike had placed beside them, and got into the taxi that had just stopped.

Hei Pi: "Can't you hear it? I'll give you another chance!"

The taxi drives away.

Mike: "Sir! Let go, I don't know you."

Heipi let go of his hand, turned around and disappeared into the crowd behind him.

Mike opened his eyes, rubbed his eyes and looked back. There was no one behind him. He was a little baffled. Then he looked at his bag, and it was gone. He frowned: "Shit!" Looking back, he saw a huge crowd, gnashing his teeth: "What the heck!"】

It seems that he was really angry, and cursed in English and Cantonese.

As soon as this kind of lines with a strong accent came out, it instantly formed a strong contrast with Mike's image of a fashion elite, and it became the first point that made the audience laugh until now.

"Hahahaha!"

"The accent is out of breath."

"The little local thief doesn't practice martial arts, and the international big thief is not good at learning!"

"Damn it, I've also been caught in this trick. When I was surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe, my mobile phone on the table was taken away."

"A very down-to-earth plot."

"It seems like it's starting to get interesting."

……

Those present were not only the crew of "The Sheep Herding Star", but also an ordinary audience.

Their reactions can represent the reactions of the majority of the audience.

However, people like Li William with a high point of laughter did not laugh here, and even had doubts about other people's laughter.

Is it funny?
Where is the point of laughing?

Have you ever seen a real comedy?

Comedy, now has come to the era of the highest dividends, anyone who can make people laugh can gain both fame and fortune, such examples are not uncommon.

But for William Li, it is not enough for a comedy work to be funny, the work itself must be meaningful.

His point of view is correct, but it is funny and meaningful, scoring most people and few people.

More, of course ordinary audiences and professional audiences; less, refers to creators and capital; different standpoints and purposes, the definition of comedy works is different, so there is a difference between funny and meaningful.

Comedy starts with "joy" and ends with "drama". That is to say, the purpose of the plot is to serve the concept of "joy". After the audience laughs, the audience can continue to laugh or cry. This laugh can be black Humorous, this crying can be a mixture of sorrow and joy.

It can be seen from this that gloomy comedies, social comedies, absurd comedies, light comedies, farces... no matter what kind of subject matter or genre, it must be funny first.

Significance can be seen as reflection and thinking, through a work, to get something from it, rather than simply laughing.

In the eyes of some people, comedies are pastime, and they are just for comfort and comfort, because thinking will make people tired, while some people think that comedies should have connotations and should not be bloody. What nutrition, because the works are not for a while but for classics.

There is no right or wrong opinion about comedy, only like it or not.

At this moment, "Crazy Stone" has been classified by Li William as a "bad film", but Lu Bu hired them to watch it, so he can't leave early, so he can only bite the bullet and watch it.

[Security Section tries its best to protect Jade, and two gangs of thieves try their best to steal. Amid all kinds of coincidences and mistakes, there are more and more jokes.

In the end, the true jadeite was dropped by the factory manager's son Xie Xiaomeng, and given to Jingjing, the girlfriend of the old Daoist trio of thieves.

Brother Dao came home and saw Xie Xiaomeng and Jingjing sleeping on the same bed, and he was furious.

Brother Dao: "Did you fucking do it?"

Xie Xiaomeng: "I... drank... drank too much, I really don't remember."

Hei Pi pushed Xie Xiaomeng's head into the toilet and flushed it.

Hei Pi let go, and Xie Xiaomeng was able to raise his head to catch his breath.

Brother Dao: "Have you remembered, have you done it?"

Xie Xiaomeng was about to cry: "I drank too much, I really don't remember."

However, in return for his answer, he was repeatedly pushed into the toilet to flush.

At this time, Xiaojun entered the bedroom while Brother Dao was beating Xie Xiaomeng.

Jingjing tugged at her hair: "I don't know if I'm doing it or not, you can ask him."

Xiaojun: "What do you like about him? Is he better than Big Brother? Is he better than me? How can you do such a thing, how can you be worthy of Big Brother, how can you be worthy of me?"

Jingjing turned over and lay down on the bed: "You don't have a good thing! I'm going to the hospital, who cares about me?"

Xiaojun: "Brother's child, isn't it inappropriate for me to accompany you?"

Jingjing: "Brother's child, are you so sure?"

Xiaojun sat on the edge of the bed, patted Jingjing's buttocks, and lowered his voice: "Keep your voice down, keep your voice down, it doesn't matter whose child it is, we are all one family."]

Something seems wrong...

Too much information...

This is too much...

For a while, everyone laughed like crazy.

Only half of the [-]-seat atrium was occupied, and the laughter created the effect of a full house.

But this time, Li William couldn't help laughing out loud.

His high point of laughter was captured.

Regardless of the image, he laughed wantonly with everyone.

"Ouch, I laughed so hard."

Li William wiped the corners of his eyes.

The performances of these actors are too natural and in place. From the lines to the expressions, there are laughs in everything.

And he carefully reviewed the previous plot. It seemed irrelevant, but in fact it was linked together. Every scene was inseparable from the development of the story. Then he tore off the "bad movie" label he had just pasted. down.

(End of this chapter)