chewing dragon

Chapter 284: Shang Yang encourages the whooping crane to stop the dew
"Your Majesty...are you really the official Water God of Da Qi?" Qi Jingzhi asked directly.

The little man in yellow nodded immediately: "It's really, really, truer than Pihanjin! If I didn't have this identity, Shouba wouldn't let me in!"

After hearing this, Qi Huchan, who had originally disappeared, appeared again. He jumped on the young captain's arm and jumped directly onto the brass carriage.

The little monk came up to the little man in yellow and looked at him with wide eyes. After discovering that they were about the same height, he asked unconvincingly: "With your small body, you look like a bean sprout." You're like a vegetable, how can you get the title of god?"

Qing Ji frowned and tilted his head back subconsciously. He was obviously disgusted with the little monk and shouted: "Why? Of course it's because of my ability! But why should I tell you this little monster? Get away from me." Sit farther away, the smell of blood and tiger smell will kill you!"

Qi Huchan grinned when he heard this, and in a flash his body turned into a young tiger with teeth and claws. He roared at the little man in yellow: "You have a stinky mouth!"

Amid the roar, the cub's eyes were dazzlingly colorful, and the smell in his mouth almost overturned the majestic Kunze Shuibo.

"Kuye! I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

Qingji's face immediately changed, and he shrank back hard with his small body. Not forgetting to cover his eyes with one hand and pinch his nostrils with the other, he shouted angrily: "Shouba, Shouba! If you don't come to save me, you old man, Qingji I’m afraid Uncle Ji will return to his position today!”

The little man in yellow was still shouting, but someone laughed and said, "Who told you to come to Gouchen Courtyard to be beaten by yourself? You deserve this!"

Before the laughter ended, Shouba appeared out of thin air in the courtyard, smiled at everyone and said, "Shou can testify that this is indeed a serious Kuze Shuibo."

""Guanzi·Shui Di" says that those who have dried up for hundreds of years, and the grains and water are not exhausted, are born to celebrate. Those who celebrate are like a human being, four inches long, wearing yellow clothes and a crown. He wears a yellow crown, wears a yellow cover, rides a small horse, and likes to gallop. Calling him by his name can make a thousand miles return in one day. This is the essence of the dry lake."

Shouba exposed Qingji's reputation as soon as he came up, and asked curiously: "Qingji, why did you stop riding a pony today and drive a car instead?"

The little man in yellow immediately forgot his fear and said triumphantly: "How about this? Is this Shang Yang bronze chariot majestic?"

Shouba did not respond, but smiled at Qi Huchan and said, "Can you give me some face and let Qingji go?"

Seeing Director Gouchen Shi personally interceding for mercy, the young monk immediately accepted the offer and bowed obediently to him. Then he jumped down from the brass chariot and landed on Qi Jingzhi's right arm before disappearing.

Seeing this, Shouba nodded gently to the young captain again, and then said to the little man in yellow with an expectant look on his face: "This bronze cart is indeed something extraordinary. As far as Shou knows, Shang Yang is rare nowadays. It’s even harder to catch one.”

"Yeah yeah!"

The little man in yellow became more and more proud: "The Shang Yang clan is known as the god of ancient rain masters. This guy is not very good, but he doesn't want to work hard to practice and restore his ancestral business. Instead, he acts recklessly, causing a big flood and hurting many innocent lives." , but when he was feeling proud, he actually bumped into Yong Guan, the commander of Wuyun Sishui Yamen!"

"Yong Guan is a notoriously ruthless person in the Demon Suppressing Academy. He is only known for his cruelty under Ji Anshi. Without saying a word, he cast the water-stirring curse on the spot and beat the Shang Yang until all his magic power was lost and his body collapsed. There is only a remnant left."

"After I heard about it, I had a sudden idea, so I went to ask my master to bring the remnant soul of Shang Yang and put it into this bronze body, so that it could drive all day long to atone for its past sins!"

Shouba was very surprised when he heard this: "That master actually allowed you to act like this?"

"Why are you just messing around? It's just recycling waste, what's the big deal?" Qing Ji disagreed.

Seeing the careless look of the Ganze Shuibo, Shouba ignored him and turned to look at the one-legged bird pulling the cart.

The entire body of this exotic bird is made of brass. Except for its wings, which can be opened and closed by flapping, no part of its body can move. If Qing Ji hadn't said so clearly, anyone would have regarded it as a dead thing.

This kind of punishment... I'm afraid it would be worse than death.

Shouba looked at it for a long time and couldn't help but sigh: "Shang Yang is auspicious! He has one leg, tattoos and a bare mouth. He flies day and night and makes a sound like a human whistle. There is a meat drum on his left rib and a meat bell on his right rib. If you beat the drum, you will dance; if you beat the bell, you will ring; if the bell rings, the water will gather; if you encourage it, it will rain..."

"The Rain Master Shang Yang clan was once prominent for a while, but I didn't expect it to be so unbearable now that it has turned into a raging water monster!"

Shouba looked at the heartless Qingji again and couldn't help but shake his head and laugh: "On the other hand, you have never had any ambitions. After so many years, you are still just a mediocre god who runs errands and delivers messages. Instead, you can be carefree and carefree. to date."

Qingji immediately became angry and said: "You are the most humble god! Uncle Qingji is the most favored by my master. When he goes out to deliver messages, it doesn't matter whether he is the lord of Qi, a prince for generations, or the Lord Long of the mountains of Four Towns and Four Dus. , which one is not greeted with a smile? Which one is not served with delicious food and drink?"

"Hmm, um, um, you have the guts to ask my uncle, what is the business of coming here this time? You can't just come here licking your face and snatch a bite of dog meat from the juniors just because of greed, right?" Shouba asked with a smile. road.

When Qing Ji heard the words, he was speechless and speechless.

Shouba smiled slightly when he saw this, and suddenly glanced at Qi Jingzhi with a meaningful look, and said word by word: "Those who sell sheep are also dark birds. Therefore, the rain proverb goes: If the sheep are encouraged, it will rain heavily."

"Yin bird?"

Qi Jingzhi immediately became interested, because the general outline of the "Immortal Feather Sutra" clearly stated: "Crane is a yang bird, and it swims in yin. Because of the golden energy, it rides on the fire essence to support itself."

"This so-called Shang Sheep Bird is a Yin bird with the water attribute. It seems to be the opposite of a Yang bird like the Crane that emphasizes metal and fire?"

Sure enough, Shouba smiled and nodded towards Qi Jingzhi, and said leisurely: "Shou also heard that the crane is a Yang bird, and it is responsible for drought. Since ancient times, there has been a saying of 'Crane Rings the Dew'?"

As a descendant of Xianyu Mountain, Qi Jingzhi naturally could not show any timidity at this time, and immediately replied without thinking: "The whooping crane is alert to dew, which means that this bird is alert. In August, white dew falls and flows on the grass, making a sound when it drops, so it is high." It sounds like a warning, and when it moves to a place of residence, it may cause harm. Therefore, the "Xianghe Sutra" says: Cranes can warn against dew, and they will sound when the dew is exposed."

After saying that, he couldn't help but look at Wei Yingdian who was standing aside, and the former doctor of the Ministry of Rites immediately blushed with shame.

Immortal cranes don't even like white dew. Once dew falls, they will sound a warning and gather people to migrate. This man is good. He took the "Immortal Feather Sutra" and forcibly created a "big wind blows water, white blade condenses frost", which is comparable to He, Qi Jingzhi, was much more deviant than others. No wonder Master Xuandu didn't even bother to accept his disciples. "Yes, Master, she had just accepted me as a good disciple, and she was in a good mood. Otherwise, she would have been so angry that she would have gone down the mountain to clean up the family on the spot..."

Seeing that the young man was thoughtful, Shouba guessed that he understood what he meant and couldn't help but nod and smile.

He immediately pointed at the pot and said: "The essence of this pot is not high, but the thoughts placed in the pot's energy are extremely precious. It is of great benefit to Qingji, the god of dry lakes. This is what he calls him." Mountain stones can be used to attack jade.”

"Don't forget that he doesn't look like much, but he is still a certified Shui Bo. He really doesn't crave these bites of must-dog meat, but wants to get those hotpot thoughts that are integrated into the meat."

Now, Qingji's thoughts were brought to light by Shouba.

Geshu Dashi immediately snorted and smiled: "Just now I was wondering, how could this Ganze Shuibo's nose be so good, but he couldn't smell the smell of this pot? He was pretending to be confused because he understood. You want to deceive us honest young people!"

Hearing this, the little man in yellow immediately jumped to his feet and was very angry: "You are such a good Shouba, but I still treat you as a friend! Why are you telling them this?"

Dean Gouchen Shi chuckled: "Why are you so anxious? Didn't you just see the hidden dangers of Qi Jingzhi's cultivation? He is the descendant of Xianyu Mountain. To put it bluntly, he cultivates a crane, and now he is too angry. , kidney water is insufficient, doesn’t this remnant spirit of the Shang Sheep Bird come at the right time?”

Hearing this, Qi Jingzhi felt as if a bolt of lightning flashed through his heart, and couldn't help but blurt out: "What does the history of longevity mean?"

"That's what you are thinking. The Taoist saying should be... the intersection of yin and yang, water and fire, it is called subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger!"

Shouba continued to speak in a leisurely manner: "We might as well open the skylight and speak frankly. Qingji is Shou's friend, and you, Qi Jingzhi, are the talents of the younger generation that both Da Sima and I are optimistic about. You test each other, and finally No matter which party suffers a loss, Shou is not happy to see it."

"Instead of doing this, it would be better for Shou to be a villain who harms others and does not benefit oneself. He will reveal what you want in your heart and put it on the table to dry. If you are willing, you can exchange the remains of the Shang Yang for the body of the pot spirit. , each gets what he deserves!"

Qi Jingzhi realized almost immediately that the auspicious energy of the Xiang Xiang should be here!

Back then, he studied the "Secret Scroll of Green Feathers" in Xie Ma Zhan, used the method of moving the clouds to see the sun to find the real Golden Crow aura from the Mysterious Mirror of Heaven and Earth, and also borrowed the divine form and Tao Yun of the Ruomu Sword Spirit to build the nest house spiritual platform. He chose his own unique method of moving the sun and moon, cooking crows and refining rabbits.

However, there are birds and doves occupying the magpie's nest, and the young man has no way to climb up to the spiritual platform. He can't see the sun and the moon, and there is no way to talk about cooking black rabbits.

Until he surrendered to Bifang under the guidance of Lu Gong and conferred the title of Southern Fire God. Ruomu and Bifang were superimposed, attracting a massive amount of Southern Sun-centered Qi, which is the Zhengyang Qi among the six Qi. Although compared with Tong, The Yu family's essence of sun, middle, heaven and earth is still crude, but it can also be said to be the most prosperous and has endless magical uses, which makes the practice of cooking black rabbits and refining rabbits truly on the right track.

It's just that there is never a once and for all solution in this world, especially in practice. In the blink of an eye, new crises are coming one after another, and the reason is also due to the Zhengyang Qi that is at its peak.

After all, Qi Jingzhi relied on the pure Yang Jiamu Qi as the foundation of his practice, but now there is a tendency that wood is weak and fire is strong, and priorities are reversed. If things go on like this, he is indeed in danger of self-immolation.

Fortunately, the time he had to cook the black rabbit was still short. This crisis had just begun to show some clues, because the monster elephant corpse and the pot ghost corpse had a turning point. Although Shouba's move to expose the old man could not help him win. The greatest benefit, but correspondingly, there will definitely be no loss.

"Well, the elephant corpse is indeed a good thing. I must ask Jixia Laojing to pay more attention to it, and also remind Brother Wei to return to the Gift Department and visit the door more often..."

In fact, in Qi Jingzhi's view, as long as he and Qingji are narrow-minded people, Shouba will not only be a villain this time, but also both are not human beings. However, Dean Shi of Gouchen just did this, and even more so. It is particularly valuable to put Qi Jingzhi on an equal footing with his old friend Qingji.

Qi Jingzhi is naturally not a ungrateful person, and he immediately salutes Shouba with cupped fists: "Qi Jingzhi will bear in mind Shou Changshi's kindness! It concerns the road and life and death, so I am naturally willing to exchange, but there is something I need to explain in advance. "

He pointed at the pot and said: "Due to the refining technique, once this pot is too far away from me, its efficacy may be weakened, and it may even be impossible to truly change its owner. It can be returned immediately by Qi... "

Although when I think about it as a young man, the magic of the Guocei Corpse lies in the Guo Qi, and the spiritual effect of being detained in the Xuanjian of Heaven and Earth is not great, and the efficacy will not be affected even if it is far away from me, but since Shouba personally came forward to be the guarantor, this ten thousand If he really sells a defective product and even comes back within a few days, wouldn't it make Shouchang Shi lose face in front of his friends?This is so unkind!

"If Uncle Shui still insists on changing, Qi is free to do so. If he has concerns..."

"Anyway, your Majesty can travel thousands of miles, so you might as well bring your favorite ingredients here every time you are craving for food. You can also cook it yourself, or let Qi do it for you. In short, you will definitely make Uncle Shui feel at home. As for the high cost... To end a certain life, all it takes is one remnant spirit of Shang Yang."

As soon as the young captain said these words, everyone present had different expressions. For example, Ge Shu Dashi, Li Shenxian, Tong Jiaohai and others thought that the young man was too pedantic at first. When it comes to business, how could anyone say that his own goods are not good? OK?And after selling it, wouldn’t it be nice if you could still recruit it back?

But as they listened, they couldn't help but marvel: "There is no comparison, no comparison! The one with the sharp tongue and the black heart must be our school captain! If the original bartering becomes Shuibo's top job, the school captain When Wei accepted the money, not only did he get a remnant of a merchant sheep, but he also got a messenger who traveled thousands of miles a day for free!"

"Hey, every time the captain works hard to make delicious food, our brothers squat beside us and watch eagerly. How can Master Qingji not give us a few bites?"

So the three people looked at Qingji expectantly: "Now let's see if Uncle Shui Shui's brain works well!"

Shouba frowned, but did not speak.

Although Qi Jingzhi's proposal may sound a bit unpleasant, it is still essentially a matter of each getting what he needs. Anyway, neither party is likely to default on the bill, and it makes little difference who keeps the pot spirit's body.

Wei Yingdian seemed to be trying hard to hold back his laughter, while Wei Bao was obviously a little confused and kept his mouth tightly closed.

Under the gaze of everyone, Qing Ji first looked at Shou Ba and then at Qi Jingzhi, and suddenly felt that these two people were obviously good people and true friends because they were so heartfelt to him!

His expression changed continuously, and after a moment he seemed to have made a great determination, gritting his teeth and said: "Then let's hit the tip, it's better than wasting spiritual materials!"

After saying that, the Ganze Shuibo became a little embarrassed: "It's just that I have to say it beforehand. This Shang Yang remnant... is a bit too much..."

(End of this chapter)