Zhenguan Chang'an Xiaofangzheng

Chapter 329 The Emperor Is Helpless

In the Hall of Tai Chi, Zhuang Jia was rolling around: "Your Majesty, I was so kind as to go to the director of Jingyuan to give advice, but I was humiliated by the petty official! Afterwards, the director of Jingyuan even put up a sign and wrote: Zhuang Jia and dogs are not allowed to enter! Bullying!" Too much! Your Majesty, I ask you to take heavy responsibility!"

"Hahaha..." Cheng Yaojin patted his thigh and laughed wildly.

Zhuang Jia is a god-level cat shit, hated by gods and ghosts, he said some extremely stupid things all day long, and even bossed him around. Compared with him, Xiao Yu is really a kind person.

I don't know if he is really stupid, or if he is deliberately disgusting.

If he could, Li Shimin would have killed Zhuang Jia long ago, the problem is not enough.

This bastard, with seniority older than Wei Zheng, is the son of the hidden prince Li Jiancheng. If he hadn't cared about his reputation and gathered up the former prince Yin, with Li Shimin's bad temper, his grave would have been three feet high.

He can babble better than Wei Zheng, the key person Wei Zheng babbled most of the time, but what Zhuang Jia babbled was insulting people's wisdom.

After thinking about it, Li Shimin was relieved again. Maybe it was because Prince Yin believed Zhuang Jia's words that he died?

So, calm down and take him as a joke.

"Director Jingyuan, they are suing you, what do you have to say?" the servant Wang Polly murmured.

Fan Zheng raised his wat: "Your Majesty, I have something to say to people, but nothing to dogs."

Cheng Yaojin rolled on the ground laughing, no one has ever scolded so hard.

Zhuang Jia sternly said: "Your Majesty! This beast has humiliated me too much. If I don't plead guilty to me, I will smash my head into the Tai Chi Palace!"

Li Shimin smiled helplessly: "Huarong Kaiguo County man, explain to me?"

Fan Zheng held up his wat: "That day, there was a storm, and the director of Jingyuan worked together to dredge the ditches in the rain, and finally survived until the rain passed."

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, slightly surprised: "You went too?"

Fan Zheng raised his eyebrows: "That day, I went to Fanglin Gate, and the guard team was the one who went to Quail County with me. I was tired from work, and after drinking ginger soup, I leaned on the stone slab to rest, but I heard the dog barking."

"It is well known throughout the dynasty that Wolong, the former supervisor of Jingyuan, went all out to turn millet into wheat, and harvested it in May. The income was nearly twice that of millet, which was a great achievement."

"Only this dog is barking wildly, falsely claiming that the laws of the ancestors cannot be changed, and extremely belittling the dedication of the director of Jingyuan. It means that the minister really has no strength at that time, otherwise he should cut this dog's tongue as a warning to others."

Changsun Wuji smiled lightly: "This statement is inappropriate, Zhuang Jia is an official of the court after all."

Fan Zheng held up the wat: "With the order of the minister, to destroy the mad dog family, it is regarded as killing the imperial court."

Zhuang Jia pointed at Fan Zheng, his fingers trembling.

He lifted the door curtain, all with one mouth, how dare he face the ruthless person who said that he would destroy the door?
Cheng Yaojin laughed: "Are you scared? Do you know you can't be blind? Don't worry, if this kid says he wants to kill you, someone will definitely kill you."

"His family, Ayefan Laoshi, you know well, and his alias was Lei Yongji back then!"

Zhuang Jia sat down on the ground.

He is also in the former department of Prince Yin, how could he not know Lei Yongji, a fierce old army leader?
That's a murderous person who just got into a fight with Li Yuanji, the king of Hailing's assassination, if he didn't agree with each other!
Martial power is not what Zhuang Jia fears the most, but Lei Yongji's strange martial arts is what makes him a headache, and it is impossible to guard against.

Fortunately, after returning to seclusion, Fan Laoshi restrained these weird things, set an example, and tried his best to teach Fan Zheng, a small sapling, but Fan Zheng had long since grown into a crooked neck tree, full of crooked ways.

Of course, the words about exterminating the family are half-truths and half-false, which is really annoying, and Fan Zheng doesn't mind throwing a few floating corpses into Longshou Xiqu.

Others can throw it, but I can't?
Cheng Yaojin happily circled around: "Boy, on the day of the murder and arson, remember to call Lao Cheng to watch over you, he is familiar with Wagang!"

Li Shimin couldn't help laughing, Cheng Yaojin, an authentic thieves, always makes people laugh.

Is there any dignified prince to watch the wind?

Zhuang Jia shut up, she didn't want to get entangled with such a murderous person like Fan Zheng anymore, if he became more violent, he could really have a feast.

To other courtiers, you can rely on the old and sell the old, that is a way for a gentleman to bully, if you meet a murderous person like Fan Zheng, save your life.

What's more, Zhuang Jia was just deliberately disgusting people, he was not stupid, he could clearly see the emperor's intention of defending Fan Zheng.

Fan Zheng was so anxious that he chopped himself up. Believe it or not, after getting rid of the official title, he will find a chance to recover again?

Do not believe?

Is Qiu Xinggong's recovery convincing?
Of course, if Fan Zheng really wiped out the family, there would be no salvation.

The fifth of the ten evils: killing three people in a family is not a capital crime, dismembering people, making animals poisonous, and disgusting evil spirits.

Three people are the bottom line.

If the ten evils are not involved, the emperor can make meritorious deeds and reduce crimes.

"Your Majesty, I feel that it is a pity that the Tang Dynasty cannot allow the enshrined to show its strength. Tubo is the son-in-law of the Tang Dynasty, Zanpu Songtsan Gampo is very talented, and he is about to wrestle with the big sheep. Why don't you send offerings to Tubo to advise him? ?”

Fan Zheng's bad water was bubbling up.

Zhuang Jia was in a hurry, got up from the ground, and raised his wat again and again: "Your Majesty, I have been on the saddle of the Tang Dynasty for many years. If there is no merit, there will be hard work, and if there is no hard work, there will be hunger! Your Majesty, you must not hide everything!"

In the bitter cold place of Tubo, the living habits are very different, and you have to face the sun with sunscreen. It is so cold that you have no other thoughts. The torture is extremely cruel. Whether it is a dungeon or holding salt, it is painful. You have to experience both.

Tubo is extremely important in Tang's workers' and peasants' skills, but they can't find it, but Zhuang Jia can't understand anything except nonsense.

Li Shimin remained silent, and the court was also silent.

It's fine for Fan Zheng to come up with such a bad idea, but it's fine if the emperor adopts it.

Fame!
As everyone knows, Li Shimin didn't think about Zhuang Jia's mess at all, but was thinking about what would happen if Tubo defeated Dayang Tong.

Songtsan Gampo's younger sister, Saimaga, married Dayangtong, and became the patron of Nie Xu (the lord of the country) Li Mixia;
Li Mixia's younger sister, Sale Toman, has long been married to Songtsen Gampo as Zameng.

Some people may be confused, what is Princess Wencheng?
Let’s take a closer look at the wives of the kings on the plateau. There is no nominal queen. All the concubines are called “Zameng” and have different statuses. In fact, they think that Mansa Chijia, the heir of Songtsan Gampo, is the respected one. Princess Wencheng is just The courtesies are equivalent in name only.

Marriage is only a temporary means, and the interests of countries are still based on the interests of each other. There cannot be two tigers in one mountain, and the outcome will be determined sooner or later.

The prelude is slowly opening, and the disharmony between Sai Maga and Li Mixia is an excellent starting point.

If Tubo swallows Dayangtong, its strength will skyrocket.

The story of the 12th year of Zhenguan will be repeated, and the excuse is nothing more than another one.

Swallowing Baigou Qiang, Xishan Baguo, and Dangxiang Qiang again, they will definitely stare at Datang and Tuyuhun, and the terrain is condescending, even if Datang is angry, he will not be able to attack Luoxie City.

Be wary of it!

The question is, how did Fan Zheng, a member of Sinong Temple, know that Tubo and Da Yang were going to wrestle together?
Oh, the officials of the Tang Dynasty have always been sloppy, so it's okay.

So, should we contribute Zhuang Jia to Tubo to help it?

(End of this chapter)